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Milk was probably just
invented when someone tried to have oral s*x with a cow








 
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Milk was probably just invented when someone tried to have oral

99 faves · 6 comments · Sep 13, 2013 4:18pm

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Steve* · 1 decade ago
Idk why people star out the word ...like,it doesn't star out itself and I'm pretty sure it's allowed,lol :P
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glitter162* · 1 decade ago
It starred itself out when I wrote it, so idk
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mollifers123 · 1 decade ago
Milk was never invented .... every women mammal has milk in their boobehs.
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BlackButterflies · 1 decade ago
if you think it came from 'oral s*x" then i think you have a fundamental misunderstanding of where milk comes from
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josie* · 1 decade ago
omfg hahah
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TheVagabond · 1 decade ago
Could've lived a long life without that image in my mind..
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