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Steve is testing*
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April 15, 2020 5:04pm UTC

I went to a tourist information booth and said "Tell me about some people who were here last year."

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Steve is testing*
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April 15, 2020 5:00pm UTC

The frustrated cannibal threw up his arms

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Steve is testing*
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March 31, 2020 5:23am UTC

Have you heard about the new corduroy pillows?
They're making headlines!

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Steve is testing*
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March 31, 2020 5:13am UTC

A scientist cloned himself, but the clone turned out to be incredibly rude. Eventually, the scientist got sick of his clone and pushed him over a cliff. The next day he was arrested for making an obscene clone fall.

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Steve is testing*
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March 31, 2020 5:11am UTC

What do you call a running chicken?
Poultry in motion.

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Steve is testing*
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March 31, 2020 2:11am UTC

The oddest years of my high school career were 9th and 11th.

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Steve is testing*
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March 31, 2020 2:05am UTC

A zen student asked the hot dog vendor to make him one with everything.

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Steve is testing*
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March 31, 2020 1:58am UTC

Space heaters are the perfect housewarming gifts.

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March 31, 2020 1:55am UTC

I tried to kidnap a blacksmith, but when I turned my back, he made a bolt for the door.

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Dishonored*
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April 24, 2015 2:20am UTC

After his first project turned out not so well,a bit of a disaster really, Dr. Frakenstein haddecided to move on from the.. strange hobbyof finding the best combination of body
partsthat make a perfect match, to the totally safehobby of finding the best cheese combination. The kind of cheese blend that upgrades a pizzafrom "pizza? yea, k" to "pizza?! HOLLAAAAA!!"What is this piece of heaven you ask? Well,it's called Frankenstein's Muenster, of course.Unfortunately, most people just recognize Frankenstein's Muenster as Frankenstein.We don't really know what went wrong there.

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