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  1. Josh Dun on Trumpet* Josh Dun on Trumpet*
    posted a quote
    August 25, 2016 9:04pm EDT
    All that's in between
    a brand new life and I
    is time,
    but time has not been kind
    It's not been kind to me.
    It's winding backwards.
    TIME has not been kind.
    It's crawling by...
    So...
    SLOWLY...

  2. Josh Dun on Trumpet* Josh Dun on Trumpet*
    posted a quote
    August 25, 2016 8:29pm EDT
    I've got a life out there, somewhere,
    it's waiting.
    Lined with palm trees and only new faces.
    If I could look past the present and get there
    well baby, it's worth a shot.

  3. Josh Dun on Trumpet* Josh Dun on Trumpet*
    posted a quote
    August 25, 2016 8:07pm EDT
    & IF YOU TRY TO FIND me nOW
    i'M IN
    ALL THE
    ECHOES
    tHAT HAVE
    FADED OUT.
    SO... I'M MOVING ON

  4. Josh Dun on Trumpet* Josh Dun on Trumpet*
    posted a quote
    August 25, 2016 7:43pm EDT
    'Cause I
    just want
    to feel
    FOR ONCE
    that I
    BELONG...

  5. Lost_Girl_98* Lost_Girl_98*
    posted a quote
    August 25, 2016 7:35pm EDT
    Maybe one day I will have as many followers as I used to have. Coming on here now is just depressing cause I feel like I abandoned this place and people abandoned me.

  6. Josh Dun on Trumpet* Josh Dun on Trumpet*
    posted a quote
    August 25, 2016 7:24pm EDT
    not Quite
    a Victory
    to run
    from your
    problems...
    BUT IT'S
    THE ONLY-
    PLAN THAT
    I GOT...

  7. Y0UNGL0V3MURD3R Y0UNGL0V3MURD3R
    posted a quote
    August 25, 2016 6:32pm EDT
    Do you think the universe fights for souls to be together? Some things are too strange and strong to be coincidences.

  8. Josh Dun on Trumpet* Josh Dun on Trumpet*
    posted a quote
    August 25, 2016 6:32pm EDT
    it's not a question of who are we really,
    it's who we want to be.

  9. Josh Dun on Trumpet* Josh Dun on Trumpet*
    posted a quote
    August 25, 2016 6:00pm EDT
    WE DON'T
    TALK ABOUT
    THE PAST.
    WE ONLY
    SEE STRAIGHT
    AHEAD!

  10. Arcady* Arcady*
    posted a quote
    August 25, 2016 4:35pm EDT
    Sometimes the eye of a hurricane
    is the safest place to be.

  11. Arcady* Arcady*
    posted a quote
    August 25, 2016 4:31pm EDT
    He who lives in harmony with himself
    lives in harmony with the universe.

  12. Arcady* Arcady*
    posted a quote
    August 25, 2016 4:24pm EDT
    By hating that person, you have lost something very sweet
    In YouRseLF.

  13. Arcady* Arcady*
    posted a quote
    August 25, 2016 4:16pm EDT
    The truth is what I make it. I could set this world on fire and
    caLL IT RaIn.

  14. Arcady* Arcady*
    posted a quote
    August 25, 2016 4:06pm EDT
    So we stood hand-in-hand like
    two children, and there was
    peace in our hearts for all the
    dark things that surrounded us.

  15. Arcady* Arcady*
    posted a quote
    August 25, 2016 3:45pm EDT
    no, You're noT a BaD
    person...and i'm not
    A BAD PERSON. WE'RE JUST PEOPLE,
    and people some-
    Times Do sTuPiD THinGs.

  16. musicure musicure
    posted a quote
    August 25, 2016 1:35pm EDT
    Please, won't you wait? Won't you stay?
    At least until the sun goes down? When you're
    gone, I lose faith, I lose everything I have found

  17. Winter_Rose Winter_Rose
    posted a quote
    August 25, 2016 11:24am EDT
    I need to free myself from you "love" as you call it, but all it is, is abuse. I've put up with it way to long and i can't do it anymore. For once i'm going to save myself.

  18. musicure musicure
    posted a quote
    August 25, 2016 10:11am EDT
    we gotta let go of all of our ghosts

  19. musicure musicure
    posted a quote
    August 25, 2016 10:10am EDT
    there was a time when I was alone
    nowhere to go and no place to call home
    my only friend was the man in the moon
    and even sometimes he would go away, too

  20. nicole* nicole*
    posted a quote
    August 25, 2016 10:08am EDT
    oh how rude of you to ruin my miserable
    and tell me i'm beautiful
    'cause i wasn't looking for love

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