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  1. HamzaDEEHamza HamzaDEEHamza
    posted a quote
    December 2, 2016 3:12pm EST
    what is life???
    google says it's: "the condition that distinguishes animals and plants from inorganic matter, including the capacity for growth, reproduction, functional activity, and continual change preceding death."
    And i disagree
    I'll put it into one word....
    Witty
    Type in the comments, what do you think?

  2. AutumnSadness AutumnSadness
    posted a quote
    December 2, 2016 2:54pm EST
    Love will save you,
    but it won't save me.

  3. babygurl7090 babygurl7090
    posted a quote
    December 2, 2016 12:36pm EST
    and baby imma need you to hold on tight cause this ride im about to take you on is gonna be a wild one

  4. epithelial* epithelial*
    posted a quote
    December 2, 2016 10:45am EST
    Do you know, darling? When you became involved with others you quite possibly stepped down a level or two, but if you become involved with me, you will be throwing yourself into the abyss.

  5. epithelial* epithelial*
    posted a quote
    December 2, 2016 10:27am EST
    We are as forlorn as children lost in the woods. When you stand in front of me and look at me, what do you know of the griefs that are in me and what do I know of yours. And if I were to cast myself down before you and weep and tell you, what more would you know about me than you know about Hell when someone tells you it is hot and dreadful? For that reason alone we human beings ought to stand before one another as reverently, as reflectively, as lovingly, as we would before the entrance to Hell.
    — Franz Kafka

  6. epithelial* epithelial*
    posted a quote
    December 2, 2016 9:48am EST
    And I would hide my face in you
    and you would hide your face in me,
    and nobody would ever see us anymore.

  7. epithelial* epithelial*
    posted a quote
    December 2, 2016 9:27am EST

    It's what everyone wants when they're breaking someone's heart: to be rid of the person and yet absolved of guilt, of the unhappiness they've caused. They want their rationalizations heard and gulped up by the wronged, and they want their victims to go away, peacefully. To never be haunted again.
    —Ibi Kaslik

  8. epithelial* epithelial*
    posted a quote
    December 2, 2016 9:15am EST

    post-heartbreak survival.
    The heart is resilient, I mean literally. When a body is burned, the heart is the last organ to oxidize. While the rest of the body can catch flame like a polyester sheet on a campfire, it takes hours to burn the heart to ash. My dear sister, a near-perfect organ! Solid, inflammable.
    —Ibi Kaslik

  9. RVM RVM
    posted a quote
    December 2, 2016 1:59am EST
    Don’t just GO through life, GROW through it. For Life comes to you only once . . . never to return! Climb the Ladder of Life, step by step.

  10. emmagn27 emmagn27
    posted a quote
    December 1, 2016 11:48pm EST
    Why is she looking at me like i am dumb
    Because you are
    What dod you just say
    You know what i said you spell dod
    You are so rude
    Ok say that and i say bye
    Bye

  11. emmagn27 emmagn27
    posted a quote
    December 1, 2016 11:43pm EST
    Why cant no one see me it is like i am invisible maybe because no one knows who i am and i will always be like that

  12. emmagn27 emmagn27
    posted a quote
    December 1, 2016 11:37pm EST
    the ocean wave go away like you did that day i tride calling you but you ignored ignored me like you already do it like I'm invisible to you probably like i always was to you so i guse this is good bye at first i will miss you so much but i guse this is for the good of are future to be happy

  13. emmagn27 emmagn27
    posted a quote
    December 1, 2016 10:59pm EST
    Some time i fill invisible because no won pays attention to a girl like me

  14. crimson24 crimson24
    posted a quote
    December 1, 2016 10:07pm EST
    id rather die like a man than live like a coward~2Pac

  15. Nichole Yates. * Nichole Yates. *
    posted a quote
    December 1, 2016 1:33pm EST
    I thought since you left,
    I wouldn't be okay..
    But i'm happier without you

  16. epithelial* epithelial*
    posted a quote
    November 30, 2016 10:24pm EST
    Maybe I was destined to forever fall in love with people I couldn’t have. Maybe there’s a whole assortment of impossible people waiting for me to find them. Waiting to make me feel the same impossibility over and over again.

  17. epithelial* epithelial*
    posted a quote
    November 30, 2016 10:14pm EST
    Freedom is what
    YOU DO WITH WHAT'S
    been done to you.

  18. Y0UNGL0V3MURD3R Y0UNGL0V3MURD3R
    posted a quote
    November 30, 2016 8:17pm EST
    I just want someone to hear what I have to say. And maybe if I talk long enough, it’ll make sense.

  19. musicure musicure
    posted a quote
    November 30, 2016 12:42pm EST
    ring the bells
    that still can ring
    forget your perfect offering
    there is a crack in everything
    that's how the light
    gets in

  20. musicure musicure
    posted a quote
    November 30, 2016 12:27pm EST
    regrets and mistakes
    they're memories made

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