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  1. *brianna* *brianna*
    posted a quote
    October 20, 2018 5:14pm EDT
    to the girl who once loved me,
    you made me so happy, my god.
    days seemed brighter with
    you in them.
    life felt like it was worth living.
    flowers seemed more colorful,
    days flew by like a breeze.
    things were so good- until
    they weren't.
    i remember all the nights
    i'd spend on the phone with
    you, begging you not to leave.
    "you deserve better than me,"
    you'd repeat like a broken record.
    i never believed it, until one day,
    i did.
    one sunny day in july
    i decided i wouldn't let you
    ruin me anymore.
    so i left, and i couldn't
    be happier.
    -to the girl who destroyed me.

  2. TheCovertComic TheCovertComic
    posted a quote
    October 20, 2018 11:28am EDT
    If you wiggle when you giggle
    And you jiggle when you wiggle
    And you giggle when you jiggle
    You can giggle all the time!

  3. anonymous_81 anonymous_81
    posted a quote
    October 19, 2018 9:30pm EDT
    If your name is Dana go kill yourself.

  4. *compassionate soul* *compassionate soul*
    posted a quote
    October 19, 2018 4:13am EDT
    If you see this say heya!

  5. *compassionate soul* *compassionate soul*
    posted a quote
    October 19, 2018 4:11am EDT
    Sometimes, when you don't know where to start... You just have to do it anyways and hope for the best

  6. *compassionate soul* *compassionate soul*
    posted a quote
    October 19, 2018 4:10am EDT
    So here's my heart for you if you want it
    It's got a couple bruises on it
    Sometimes it breaks down
    And it doesn't work quite right
    But you bring it back to live
    You bring it back to life šŸ’œ

  7. RVM RVM
    posted a quote
    October 19, 2018 2:24am EDT
    The Power of Intuition is not Magic, but pure Logic for those who let it flow from their Inspiration!

  8. dre4ming dre4ming
    posted a quote
    October 19, 2018 1:53am EDT
    i am at the edge and brink of breaking and it appears no one cares at all, but that's okay. i was meant to destruct.

  9. RVM RVM
    posted a quote
    October 19, 2018 1:51am EDT
    The Power of Intuition is not Magic, but pure Logic for those who let it flow from their Inspiration!

  10. RVM RVM
    posted a quote
    October 18, 2018 1:14am EDT
    Dare to be Different. The World is full of the ordinary.

  11. RVM RVM
    posted a quote
    October 18, 2018 1:12am EDT
    Dare to be Different. The World is full of the ordinary.

  12. nicolešŸŒ¹* nicolešŸŒ¹*
    posted a quote
    October 17, 2018 9:58pm EDT
    i wanna waste your time like you wasted mine

  13. mars* mars*
    posted a quote
    October 17, 2018 4:30pm EDT
    Under a sea of clouds I fight
    for the wind, my love, as she tumbles
    .

  14. Dudu* Dudu*
    posted a quote
    October 17, 2018 8:29am EDT
    The sun will still smile down on me if I cry. The world won't end just because I want it to either. I can't hold onto the hands of time and ask them to stop for a moment or an eternity. Life is just happening to me. My parents just decided and i was poofed into existence. A soul was breathed into me and it's still here. Breathing even if i don't want it to. The sun will still set whether i want it to or not. A new day will roll around whether i'm prepared for it or not. Right now life is just happening to me. No other way to describe it. Life isn't hurting or exciting me. It's just happening. Like i'm just watching a movie, nothing too problematic or uneventful. It's just on because someone decided to turn it on. But i'm the one who has to watch it for its entirety incase something happens. idek.

  15. RVM RVM
    posted a quote
    October 17, 2018 1:44am EDT
    Be Grateful you are not like a rock that has no Choice. The sun shines on it, the waves splash at it. You have a Choice to Move and to Make your Dreams come True.

  16. nicolešŸŒ¹* nicolešŸŒ¹*
    posted a quote
    October 15, 2018 10:24pm EDT
    I KNOW I'M IN LOVE WHEN IT'S OVER

  17. bewitched* bewitched*
    posted a quote
    October 15, 2018 8:35pm EDT
    i fear
    no fate(for you are my fate,my sweet)i want
    no world(for beautiful you are my world,my true)
    and it’s you are whatever a moon has always meant
    and whatever a sun will always sing is you

  18. bewitched* bewitched*
    posted a quote
    October 15, 2018 8:08pm EDT
    I had the idea that the world’s so full of pain
    it must sometimes make a kind of singing

  19. bewitched* bewitched*
    posted a quote
    October 15, 2018 7:59pm EDT

    …and if I
    never touch you, well then, we never die.
    Listen, even lovers have still lives,
    have whole months when they hang
    together like moths on an unlit
    light bulb, waiting for the bulb to light,
    but if it never does then the moths
    survive, meat should be allowed
    to sit on the table forever
    without being devoured by flies
    and if that’s not possible, well
    then we still have this picture,
    the still life not of how it will be, but of how it was, for the knife and the meat
    and the flies, and for us on the night we
    hesitated together.
    From now on, love,
    we will always be about to destroy
    each other, always about to touch.
    —STILL LIFE: AN ARGUMENT | EDWARD HIRSCH

  20. bewitched* bewitched*
    posted a quote
    October 15, 2018 7:58pm EDT
    And even when we are nothing left,
    not even in death,
    I will remember you.
    — Mark Z Danielewski | House of Leaves

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