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  1. Dudu* Dudu*
    posted a quote
    December 19, 2018 4:35am EST
    It's not like you've done anything remarkably wicked, I just hate us together.

  2. Dudu* Dudu*
    posted a quote
    December 19, 2018 4:34am EST
    Got accepted into a double degree program for maintaining my GPA. I wasn't sure but now I know for certain. I'll do it. If it'll put a wedge between us I'll do anything.

  3. Dudu* Dudu*
    posted a quote
    December 19, 2018 4:31am EST
    I dread texting you back and meeting up. What sort of friendship is this? I comfort myself with the thought that it'll be over in five years. If I won't worry about it in five years, I don't need to worry about it now. There, I'll let out the sigh I didn't realise I was holding. In the same way I'll let go of your hand. There, it'll be that simple.

  4. Cuppy Cuppy
    posted a quote
    December 19, 2018 1:04am EST
    Your clothes
    should be tight enough
    to show you're a woman
    but loose enough
    to show you're a lady.

  5. Y0UNGL0V3MURD3R Y0UNGL0V3MURD3R
    posted a quote
    December 18, 2018 11:42pm EST
    you must be patient, darling. you must learn to wait and watch. i know i am not easy to deal with. i make big deals of little things but i promise you those little things mean everything to me. and my mood matches the weather. when it鈥檚 storming, i am shaking at the claps of thunder and the lightning ignites a bright anger from within. in the sunshine, i too am shining, possibly even brighter than the sun. when it鈥檚 a gray day, you can find me alone and stuck in my head. for that i am horribly sorry. i am not the best at showing my love but i swear that my eyes will find you when you aren鈥檛 looking and i will see the entire universe before me. so this is a letter to you, my love, in hopes the weather won鈥檛 get to you too.

  6. nicole馃尮* nicole馃尮*
    posted a quote
    December 18, 2018 10:02pm EST
    I wanted you in the worst way,
    I couldn't have you in the first place

  7. Gxbbiecarter* Gxbbiecarter*
    posted a quote
    December 18, 2018 12:25pm EST
    i miss you Gabe

  8. SunnyLeeValo SunnyLeeValo
    posted a quote
    December 17, 2018 10:14pm EST
    It's a feeling
    That there is no way
    I already tried to fool myself
    I did everything to forget
    But the truth is that I only know how to love
    Y O U

  9. roseate* roseate*
    posted a quote
    December 17, 2018 6:38pm EST
    If you were happy every day of your life you wouldn’t be a human being. You’d be a game show host.
    Veronica Sawyer ; Heathers

  10. roseate* roseate*
    posted a quote
    December 17, 2018 6:27pm EST
    you remind me of a time
    when things weren’t so complicated
    all I need is to see your face

  11. roseate* roseate*
    posted a quote
    December 17, 2018 6:18pm EST
    Feel my blood runnin, swear the sky’s fallin
    I know that all this s.hit’s fabricated
    Time goes by and I can’t control my mind
    Don’t know what else to try, but you tell me every time
    Just keep breathin and breathin and breathin and b r e a t h i n

  12. roseate* roseate*
    posted a quote
    December 17, 2018 5:44pm EST
    I’m a sunflower, a little funny
    If I were a rose, maybe you’d pick me
    But I know you don’t have a clue
    This sunflower’s waiting for you

  13. *Yours Truly* *Yours Truly*
    posted a quote
    December 17, 2018 6:26am EST
    鈽解樉鈽解樉鈽解樉鈽解樉鈽解樉鈽解樉鈽解樉鈽解樉鈽解樉鈽解樉鈽解樉鈽解樉鈽解樉鈽解樉鈽解樉
    You can call something home, and still feel
    okay to leave for a while.
    That is why I always return here.
    鈽解樉鈽解樉鈽解樉鈽解樉鈽解樉鈽解樉鈽解樉鈽解樉鈽解樉鈽解樉鈽解樉鈽解樉鈽解樉鈽解樉鈽解樉

  14. *Yours Truly* *Yours Truly*
    posted a quote
    December 17, 2018 6:25am EST
    鈽解樉鈽解樉鈽解樉鈽解樉鈽解樉鈽解樉鈽解樉鈽解樉鈽解樉鈽解樉鈽解樉鈽解樉鈽解樉鈽解樉鈽解樉鈽解樉鈽解樉鈽解樉鈽解樉鈽解樉鈽解樉鈽解樉鈽解樉
    I don't want to be a flower, I want to be an evergreen
    Don't tell me I must die and come back only in Spring
    I want to breathe in the cold of winter and live in the tears of autumn
    I want to watch cities crumble, and people rebuild what's left
    There are meteors waiting to collide with us,
    this is just the beginning.
    I don't want to be a flower, I want to be an evergreen
    I'm tired of having wilted petals, and tender hands caressing me
    I am sturdy, I hold my own
    I want to constantly renew myself until the rest of the world
    doesn't stand a chance.
    鈽解樉鈽解樉鈽解樉鈽解樉鈽解樉鈽解樉鈽解樉鈽解樉鈽解樉鈽解樉鈽解樉鈽解樉鈽解樉鈽解樉鈽解樉鈽解樉鈽解樉鈽解樉鈽解樉鈽解樉鈽解樉鈽解樉鈽解樉

  15. nicole馃尮* nicole馃尮*
    posted a quote
    December 16, 2018 9:58pm EST
    here's to us, here's to love,
    all the times that we messed up

  16. la vie en rose* la vie en rose*
    posted a quote
    December 16, 2018 9:03pm EST
    i believe when angels are bored they watch the story of you two coming together on repeat. heaven knows, for her, there is no other place safer than your arms; for her, your leather-jacket breath is paradise enough.
    —SADE ANDRIA ZABALA, praying for william

  17. la vie en rose* la vie en rose*
    posted a quote
    December 16, 2018 8:57pm EST
    I am the realest thing
    you’ve ever forgotten about.
    I am still under your
    fingernails when you bite them.

  18. la vie en rose* la vie en rose*
    posted a quote
    December 16, 2018 8:50pm EST
    you say that you’re no good for me
    cause I’m always tugging at your sleeve
    and I swear I hate you when you leave
    but I like it anyway
    — GHOST

  19. la vie en rose* la vie en rose*
    posted a quote
    December 16, 2018 8:41pm EST
    Look I don’t mean to frustrate
    but I always make the same mistakes
    cause I’m b a d a t l o v e
    but you can’t blame me for trying
    you know I’ll be lying saying
    y o u w e r e t h e o n e
    that could finally fix me
    looking at my history
    I ’ m b a d a t l o v e

  20. la vie en rose* la vie en rose*
    posted a quote
    December 16, 2018 8:31pm EST
    If ‘I love you’ was a promise
    would you break it if you’re honest?
    Tell the mirror what you know she’s heard before:
    I don’t wanna be you anymore.

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