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  1. ButterflyCourtney ButterflyCourtney
    posted a quote
    September 23, 2021 12:32am UTC
    I was going through my passwords and updating them on the new IOS 15 and I found my password for witty. SO much has changed. I have battled addiction, I have gotten diagnosed, I have spent time in a psych ward. But that little girl who was screaming for help years ago finally got it. She got saved.

  2. Dudu* Dudu*
    posted a quote
    September 21, 2021 5:05am UTC
    a letter that can't be received.
    if you knew would things be different?
    if i could have you sympathise with me, would i feel different?
    cause right now, fallen tears only matter if they're yours.
    anxiousness and the tight chest feeling is nothing for me
    but when it's you, i need to be more understanding.
    and i know you have trouble sleeping and you cry almost daily...but join the club.
    this path goes both ways and we're both hurt people hurting eachother.
    but i'm just sick of ignoring my feelings to make you happy.
    it's not worth it to hate myself to make you proud of me.
    i never liked community gatherings, i never liked how you favoured my eldest sister.
    i never liked being your rock, the quiet one or the "good girl".
    if being a doormat with no self respect is who i need to be to receive your love,
    you can keep it.

  3. Anu* Anu*
    posted a quote
    September 19, 2021 6:06am UTC
    I didn't even have to think about that,
    because you are just so sweet.

  4. TheCovertComic TheCovertComic
    posted a quote
    September 18, 2021 12:02am UTC
    Ain't no sunshine when she's gone.
    ... On the other hand, ain't nothin' but massive solar storms when she's present.

  5. TheCovertComic TheCovertComic
    posted a quote
    September 18, 2021 12:01am UTC
    The benefit of the doubt requires a high minimum deductible.

  6. TheCovertComic TheCovertComic
    posted a quote
    September 17, 2021 11:59pm UTC
    I believe the children are our future (assuming we're talking about robot children).

  7. MaxieTofu MaxieTofu
    posted a quote
    September 16, 2021 8:18pm UTC

    Was it all a lie? how strong I was? was i pretending all this time? because this sure feels like weakness, it's all come flooding back. I am part of you and no matter how much running i can do from that, it remains an unchanging fact. I will never escape you.


  8. Dudu* Dudu*
    posted a quote
    September 14, 2021 4:12pm UTC
    it’s obvious
    why i called
    it might be
    cause I’m
    lonely and
    you’re a fool
    I’m not
    just curious
    if you’re
    asleep or not
    you know - jay park/okasian

  9. Emily Autopsy * Emily Autopsy *
    posted a quote
    September 13, 2021 2:00am UTC
    So basiclly it has been 1 million years since ive been on here. I was looking through all my old stuff as a teenager and it's crazy because it feels like it was just yesterday. Plus I was such a weirdo lol I still am, but I guess I just hide it a bit better now that Im older lol. I am having such nostalgia it's unreal. I hope eveyone who is still on here and active is doing well. I remember when it used to be so popular and people were posting quotes all the time. I miss this place a lot and I really wish it would make a come back. I think it would be really nice. Lets all try to bring it back lol. I know that no one is probably going to see this, but I guess I just want to document for myself so I can look back at it in another million years from now lol, or even the slight chance that someone will see this, I hope youre doing well. Im just sentamental person and sometimes it's hard for me to let go of the past. Ive been thinking a lot about the past recently so I guess thats why I decided to hop back on here for a minute.
    I guess that's it. So uh BYE ;)
    ~Diana <3
    9/12/21 @9:59pm

  10. Anu* Anu*
    posted a quote
    September 12, 2021 9:08am UTC
    But I got proved right over and over again,
    What have I done now.
    Who was I to tell you that
    when I did the same.
    Why did I have to choose
    when all I wanted was to be treated well.
    In the end I'm just blaming you
    But I wish you well.
    I'm sorry.

  11. Dudu* Dudu*
    posted a quote
    September 12, 2021 3:42am UTC
    cause now i look forward to seeing you and that smile.
    that smile is stuck on repeat in my mind.
    in my mind i'm imagining the new conversations we'll share.
    we'll share stolen glances and make new memories i can keep.
    i keep wanting to make you laugh
    i keep wanting to share bits and pieces of
    my life with you.
    can i keep you?

  12. Anu* Anu*
    posted a quote
    September 11, 2021 5:20pm UTC
    I didn't want to be proven right.
    Please prove me wrong.

  13. TheCovertComic TheCovertComic
    posted a quote
    September 11, 2021 1:06pm UTC
    What I love
    And what I have set free
    And what I await the return of
    Is me

  14. Anu* Anu*
    posted a quote
    September 10, 2021 7:06pm UTC
    You are allowed to,
    But only if that isn't
    hurting someone innocent.

  15. Failure* Failure*
    posted a quote
    September 10, 2021 5:01pm UTC
    This is not how I thought my life would look like.
    I know i could go to you, make thousand of promises,
    but would the outcome be any different?
    I don't want to hurt you anymore.
    I hate to let you go.
    I love you.

  16. Failure* Failure*
    posted a quote
    September 10, 2021 4:58pm UTC
    I felt so good leaving but-
    did it hurt when no one
    fought to make you stay?
    Sorry little lion cub.

  17. Failure* Failure*
    posted a quote
    September 10, 2021 4:52pm UTC
    What even makes a friend?
    someone who stays?

  18. Failure* Failure*
    posted a quote
    September 10, 2021 4:47pm UTC
    I'd write you everyday and remind you how much I love you.
    would it change anything.
    if you knew how much I wanted you back.
    would you let me come back home.
    let me love you again.
    i miss you.

  19. Dudu* Dudu*
    posted a quote
    September 7, 2021 3:45pm UTC
    mommy and daddy issues keeping me awake again
    so i'm hitting up my bestest friend.
    mood up or down, he can decide.
    i wanna switch my brain off
    and just follow someone i love.
    now backed in a corner
    with those pretty eyes.
    it's an obvious trap
    but i like it like that.
    he flashes that smile and
    all my stress subsides.
    think i'm gonna put him in charge.
    just a naughty guy that gives me the butterflies.
    don't know how i'd make it otherwise.

  20. Bellatrixy101* Bellatrixy101*
    posted a quote
    September 7, 2021 2:05am UTC
    I keep dreaming of him. This time he was a side character, thankfully. But my concern for his wellbeing during the conflict in my dream was still overwhelming.


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