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  1. crimson24 crimson24
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    June 20, 2018 10:04pm EDT
    it is really effing hard to break up with someone who is literally dying

  2. Dudu* Dudu*
    posted a quote
    June 20, 2018 8:21pm EDT
    i'm afraid this sadness is contagious. i kept it to myself. why are you mad i kept it to myself? it's contagious. i couldn't help myself but i had to protect you.

  3. Dudu* Dudu*
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    June 20, 2018 8:19pm EDT
    let's go for a walk just because. i feel like smiling just because. i want to wake up tomorrow...just because. it's not as bad anymore. i don't sigh when i breathe anymore. i eat to live now. don't have your guard up, there's no particular reason. just because. just because i've met you.

  4. Dudu* Dudu*
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    June 20, 2018 8:15pm EDT
    it's strange. i thought about it. if my depression was gone what would i do? if i woke one morning and the dark veil had been lifted...how different would i be? at this point i'm certain it's ingrained in my personality. when i was younger, i just thought i wasn't as excitable as others. in my early teens i was hopeful, but didn't know what there was to look forward to. now i just take it a day at a time. the world isn't necessarily monotone. there's a hint of short lived, muted colours. flashes of highligher yellows when i'm in a weird mood. it's strange that i consider my happy moments weird. i think that's telling.

  5. Aggressive Butterfly * Aggressive Butterfly *
    posted a quote
    June 20, 2018 11:06am EDT
    If you get too worried about what could go wrong,
    you might miss a chance to do something great.

  6. Aggressive Butterfly * Aggressive Butterfly *
    posted a quote
    June 20, 2018 11:04am EDT
    You made me a promise once
    You told me you'd never give up on me

  7. tornedsoul* tornedsoul*
    posted a quote
    June 19, 2018 11:15pm EDT
    "Eye contact is way more intimate than words can ever be."

  8. tornedsoul* tornedsoul*
    posted a quote
    June 19, 2018 11:00pm EDT
    "Cry me a river" she said."But if only she knew how many times I have cried an ocean for her"

  9. tornedsoul* tornedsoul*
    posted a quote
    June 19, 2018 10:57pm EDT
    I want to write poems on your skin with my lips.

  10. crimson24 crimson24
    posted a quote
    June 19, 2018 9:11pm EDT
    "i dig my toes into the sand..."
    ~incubus

  11. nicolešŸŒ¹* nicolešŸŒ¹*
    posted a quote
    June 18, 2018 6:37pm EDT
    loving you is my greatest sin

  12. nicolešŸŒ¹* nicolešŸŒ¹*
    posted a quote
    June 18, 2018 6:16pm EDT
    it's not love, but it's better than dreaming

  13. dontsellyourselfshort dontsellyourselfshort
    posted a quote
    June 17, 2018 8:42pm EDT
    I SEE YOU TRYING TO GET TO ME
    Format © dontsellyourselfshort

  14. Buzz_LightYear Buzz_LightYear
    posted a quote
    June 17, 2018 7:57pm EDT
    You imagine when you close your eyes
    You're with me on the other side
    So why won't you love me?

  15. musicure musicure
    posted a quote
    June 17, 2018 5:34pm EDT
    TOO YOUNG TO FEEL THIS OLD

  16. musicure musicure
    posted a quote
    June 17, 2018 5:32pm EDT
    TELL ME WHERE YOUR LOVE LIES
    WASTE THE DAY AND SPEND THE NIGHT
    UNDERNEATH THE SUNRISE

  17. nicolešŸŒ¹* nicolešŸŒ¹*
    posted a quote
    June 16, 2018 9:43pm EDT
    so watch me collide

  18. nicolešŸŒ¹* nicolešŸŒ¹*
    posted a quote
    June 16, 2018 9:35pm EDT
    maybe you could kiss me, but you'll kill me

  19. TheCovertComic TheCovertComic
    posted a quote
    June 16, 2018 3:00pm EDT
    To be naïve is to be alaïve.

  20. TheCovertComic TheCovertComic
    posted a quote
    June 16, 2018 2:57pm EDT
    The joke isn't too soon, the tragedy is too late.

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