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  1. Anujsomany Anujsomany
    posted a quote
    February 26, 2017 3:01pm EST
    "More a person loves to have online likes on own face,
    Less should be believed on whatever s/he says."
    ~Anuj Somany

  2. dysphoria* dysphoria*
    posted a quote
    February 26, 2017 11:34am EST
    Whoever it is you fall in love with for the first time, not just love but be in love with, is the one who will always make you angry, the one you can’t be logical about.

  3. dysphoria* dysphoria*
    posted a quote
    February 26, 2017 11:25am EST
    are You reaLLY HaPPY
    or really just comfortable?

  4. anasloobqam anasloobqam happy witty anniversary!
    posted a quote
    February 26, 2017 10:18am EST
    If you were born deaf, what language would u think in?

  5. Y0UNGL0V3MURD3R Y0UNGL0V3MURD3R
    posted a quote
    February 26, 2017 9:17am EST
    sometimes it feels good to take the long way home

  6. justm3 justm3
    posted a quote
    February 26, 2017 8:55am EST
    Life is better when you decide to get along with your demons

  7. nicole* nicole*
    posted a quote
    February 25, 2017 10:37pm EST
    "this is the hardest part of the breakup-
    love comes and goes
    every day but friendships are meant to last
    a lifetime and i don't think i even cross
    your mind anymore."

  8. nicole* nicole*
    posted a quote
    February 25, 2017 10:34pm EST
    i don't have a choice,
    but i still choose you

  9. war is over* war is over*
    posted a quote
    February 25, 2017 4:39pm EST
    LET ME KNOW WHERE I STAND
    and i hope that you say you care

  10. SydDaNinjaUnicorn SydDaNinjaUnicorn
    posted a quote
    February 25, 2017 9:48am EST
    Basics
    1. Name: Sydney
    2. Age: 17
    3.Height: 5'4
    4. Date of Birth: 3.1.1999
    5. Eye Color: Blue-Grey
    6. Religion: Lutheran
    7. Sexuality: Straight
    Looks
    8. Hair Color: Brown
    . Eye Color: Blue-Grey
    10. Weight: 121 lbs
    11. Skin Tone: Tanned
    12. Piercings/Tattoos: Ears pierced
    13. Jewelry: Necklaces
    Personality
    15. Funny or Serious? Both
    16. Hard working or lazy? Depends
    17. Flirty or reserved? Reserved
    18. What is the first thing people notice about your personality? I'm anxious about everything
    19. Are you more caring or sympathetic? I'd say both
    20. Are you sporty, artistic, bookworm or sciency? Sciency
    Have You Ever
    21. Slapped someone in the face? Yes
    22. Lost touch with a good friend? Yep
    23. Kissed someone for a dare? Nope
    24. Drank alcohol? Nope
    25. Broke a bone? Yes
    26. Got chickenpox? Nope
    27. Ate a whole pizza to yourself? No
    28. Stepped on a bug? Yep
    29. Rode a horse? No
    30. Been seen naked by someone not your doctor or family member? No
    How Many
    31. TVs are in your house? 5
    32. People have you kissed? 2
    33. Chairs are in the room you are in now? 2
    34. Best friends do you have? 3
    35. PCs or laptops are in your house? 4
    This or That?
    36. Summer or Winter? Summer
    37. Strawberry or Banana? stawberries
    38. Justin Bieber or Taylor Swift? Taylor Swift
    39. Eminem or Kanye West? Kanye West
    40. Vegetables or Fruits? vegetables
    41. Books or Movies? Books
    42. Hugs or Kisses? Kisses
    43. Rock or Pop? Pop
    Name The Last Person That...
    44. Hugged you? Elise
    45. Kissed you? Joe
    46. Thanked you? Elise
    47. Flirted with you? Joe
    48. Insulted you? Abby
    49. Made you laugh? Elise
    50. Made you cry? Kaden
    Lasts
    51. Ate? Chocolate Peanut Butter Fudge
    52. Drank? Lemonade
    53. Talked to? My mom
    54. Word Spoke? Rosie (my dogs name)
    55. Time cried? Two days ago
    56. Time laughed? Last night with my friends
    Firsts
    57. Best friend? Alexa
    58. Crush? Keith
    59. Boyfriend? Joseph
    60. Pet? Betty my fish
    61. Kiss? Isroil
    I just stumbled upon this website after 4 years and this is something I filled out then. It is really interesting to see how you change and stay the same in some ways throughout high school.

  11. musicure musicure
    posted a quote
    February 25, 2017 8:14am EST
    if we go down
    then we go down together

  12. TheCovertComic TheCovertComic
    posted a quote
    February 25, 2017 1:47am EST
    'Practical joke' is a redundancy.

  13. TheCovertComic TheCovertComic
    posted a quote
    February 25, 2017 1:45am EST
    Keep your ear to the ground, and the rest of you underneath it.

  14. disenchanted* disenchanted*
    posted a quote
    February 24, 2017 8:29pm EST
    Keep a little fire burning;
    however small, however hidden.

  15. disenchanted* disenchanted*
    posted a quote
    February 24, 2017 8:26pm EST
    You got my body like a tangled constellation with your meteor shower touch. I want to sift under your hands like stardust.

  16. disenchanted* disenchanted*
    posted a quote
    February 24, 2017 8:08pm EST
    I promise I shall never give up,
    and that I’ll die yelling and laughing.

  17. disenchanted* disenchanted*
    posted a quote
    February 24, 2017 7:47pm EST
    We weren’t ourselves when we fell in love, and when we became ourselves – surprise! – we were poison. We complete each other in the nastiest, ugliest possible way.

  18. Queeensass Queeensass
    posted a quote
    February 24, 2017 7:21pm EST
    I'm tired and my wallet is empty ..but my heart is full. 💙

  19. Y0UNGL0V3MURD3R Y0UNGL0V3MURD3R
    posted a quote
    February 24, 2017 6:50am EST
    sometimes i just want to drown out all of the thoughts in my mind

  20. Azul* Azul*
    posted a quote
    February 24, 2017 12:11am EST
    Sólo los tontos caen por ti, y sólo los tontos hacen lo que yo hago. Tus ojos aún siguen persiguiéndome, tu sombra, la siento pegada a mis talones, a donde quiera que vaya ella va conmigo. Tu mirada desgastada de tanto recordarla me arranca la tristeza que sólo el violín manejado por el mejor intérprete puede desprender. Allá en lo agudo, allá en lo triste, allá, siendo expresivo, allá, siendo frío.
    Siento escalofríos al cantar para tí, al expresar mi dolor con algo que está dentro de mí, con mis propias cuerdas vocales, con mi alma, al cantar sobre tus besos en mí.
    Se me eriza la piel y de repente mi corazón está cubierto de escarcha, queda inmóvil.
    ¿Qué sentir en ése momento? ¿Qué sentir?
    Traté de suplicar para no sentir tu verde mirada en mí, para no soñar despierta y pensar que tus pestañas duermen sobre mis mejillas.
    Kilómetros de pestañas que se abren como un abanico negro una y otra vez sobre mi rostro.
    Para no delirar que todavía tu mano sostiene la mía, en ésos días de julio a escondidas.
    Y hablé, escribí, hice todo para poder sentirme menos pesada y sacarme un poco de tu esencia que aún abunda en mí, pero simplemente no funciona.
    No funciona porque te quiero desde la punta irregular de cada una de tus uñas, hasta cada rulo de tu pelo.
    No funciona, ¿y qué voy a hacer?
    No funciona, mi amor, perdón por no ser suficiente, por no ser lo que me pediste, y te prometí que lo iba a hacer, te prometí que te daría la distancia aunque a mi alma duela, y me hagas falta en mis días.
    Ya no necesito que me digas nada, porque tus palabras, cada letra que usaste para ellas, tus gestos, todo eso quedó grabado en mí y se repite indefinidamente, y se sienten como puñales justo en el estómago.
    Duele mucho, duele tanto que ni siquiera las lágrimas corren, duele tanto que, en vez de llorar, quedo sin palabras, muda, porque sé que es mi culpa.
    Sé que todo es mi culpa, y no puedo insultarte, no puedo culparte de nada, porque todo es culpa mía.
    Aunque seamos jóvenes, aunque podamos encontrar una persona que haga latir nuestro corazón con rapidez en muchos lugares, yo no puedo pensar en otra persona que no seas tú, porque solo puedo estar sedienta de tu amor.

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