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  1. TheCovertComic TheCovertComic
    posted a quote
    August 18, 2018 12:52pm EDT
    As if hanging up would make them drive any better.

  2. TheCovertComic TheCovertComic
    posted a quote
    August 18, 2018 12:52pm EDT
    Letter to my future self: Could you please write a letter to my younger self and ask it to stop writing letters to my present self?

  3. kravekratom kravekratom
    posted a quote
    August 18, 2018 6:13am EDT
    How to Find Good Kratom Online?
    When you buy kratom locally, you can at least ask the seller if you can touch it to evaluate the quality. Though, touching kratom cannot tell if it is genuine or not but at least you can see if there is a fine powder or not.Things get complicated when you try to find the good quality kratom online.
    However, you may have heard it is better to buy kratom from online vendors than the local smoke shops. So, now the question is how to know if it is good or not. Don't worry we will share how you can identify the good ones online but for that, you need to learn about kratom at first place.
    Kratom: Everything You Need to Know
    Kratom products are prepared from the leaves of Kratom or Mitragyna Speciosa plants that grow natively in the forest areas of South East Asian countries. They are a part of the coffee family plants. Kratom plants are also of different kinds depending on the color of the veins and location of the plants. Each of the Kratom variants is unique with their individual biochemical properties. For example, White Thai kratom have white-colored veins are come from forests of Thailand.
    Qualities of Good Kratom Available Online
    There are plenty of vendors selling kratom online. How to find the good ones among all of these especially when you are buying first time from them? Certain things indicate that the vendor is selling good kratom. So, let's check them out now:
    Pricing. Many sell kratom at a low price which is attractive but doesn't vouch for the authenticity of the kratom. Many vendors add fillers to it to lower the rate. Take it as an alarm because original kratom is a bit expensive.
    Vendor's Reputation. Review the vendors and see what their existing users have to say about them. There are several review sites and forums from where you can get an idea of the vendor's reputation.
    Quality Control. The online vendors are often seen to be the manufacturer of kratom products and thus in a position to check the quality of the product. They can provide a quality guarantee which is likely to be genuine. Keep your eyes open for them.
    Sample Packs. Those who are reliable do have a collection of sample packs of their kratom variants. So order the kratom sample packs, test the quality before buying in quantity. No more wasting money!
    Support Team. Having an approachable customer support team is a sign of the vendor's creditability. It shows that they are there to hear your problems and questions whereas generally users or sellers don't even have any idea whom to contact in case of an unwanted situation.
    Shipping Charges. Some vendors give free shipping on a certain amount while others offer it on all orders. Free shipping doesn’t make a kratom brand, but it makes a good deal for sure.
    If you get all the points right, then be sure that you have found good kratom online.
    Kratom Powder, Kratom Capsules, Kratom Extract, What is Kratom,

  4. Whysitgottabeme Whysitgottabeme
    posted a quote
    August 18, 2018 12:28am EDT
    ~Such Love For One Cannot Leave As Fast As that Person Did. Interesting.~

  5. Whysitgottabeme Whysitgottabeme
    posted a quote
    August 17, 2018 11:28pm EDT
    "Puddles and Ponds" 8/17/18 10:45pm
    Salty water has never fallen so fast,
    creating puddles into ponds.
    Her smile breaks to a frown,
    she wonders,
    "Where'd it go wrong?"
    He spoke the words she didn't think he'd speak so soon.
    Time stops, her breath drops, her heart flatlines.
    Those glorious ponds turn into an ocean.
    No more land to walk on,
    only to swim in.
    How salty this water is,
    is shriveling her inside and out.
    Oh, how much she can't wait to bring that lovely smile she once had,
    the one she didn't need to show in a while.
    She dives in head first,
    hits a rock and knocks out unconscious.
    Regains, remembers...restarts
    T'was that special thing we have nowadays.
    Something people nowadays "can't live without".
    No, not a beating heart,
    No, not a living person,
    But a charged cellphone.
    It makes sense, y'know?
    Cuz of the distance?
    And then my situation?
    It makes sense.
    I'd understand...Kind of.
    The clouds move carelessly,
    letting the Sun breathe upon us once again.
    The ocean is evaporating immensely,
    ponds are decreasing,
    puddles are becoming wetless.
    But the weather's forecast said,
    "We'll be back later tonight
    To keep you updated
    over the weather that'll be back as well"
    ~WIGBM

  6. musicure musicure
    posted a quote
    August 17, 2018 4:25pm EDT
    something in you
    lit up heaven in me

  7. musicure musicure
    posted a quote
    August 17, 2018 4:24pm EDT
    we're gonna rise till we fall

  8. musicure musicure
    posted a quote
    August 17, 2018 4:20pm EDT
    love your imperfections, every angle
    tomorrow comes and goes before you know

  9. *Freedom* *Freedom*
    posted a quote
    August 17, 2018 11:59am EDT
    Maybe I have fallen numb to the chirping of the birds early mornings, since I do not remember the last time they annoyed me. Rather they caused such a heavy weight to fall upon my heart, reminding me that I returned to consciousness, and was stolen from the illusion that consisted of dreams I wished my life reflected. Even the rays from the sunlight passing by the curtains and exploring my room, did not brighten my gaze, instead a long sigh escaped my mouth. I was alive. I was alive, one would say with excitement. Or rather, I am alive, correct? However, the feeling of being alive, I don't remember it, nor have I felt it in long years.

  10. LOSTPOETFROMHEAVEN* LOSTPOETFROMHEAVEN*
    posted a quote
    August 17, 2018 10:18am EDT
    I want to take you on a walk to Paris; I want children too have your nose profile...

  11. nicolešŸŒ¹* nicolešŸŒ¹*
    posted a quote
    August 15, 2018 9:45pm EDT
    so many nights i've been tryna forget

  12. nicolešŸŒ¹* nicolešŸŒ¹*
    posted a quote
    August 15, 2018 9:39pm EDT
    "did you ever wonder why someone you
    treated so poorly stuck around for so long?"

  13. Bailey* Bailey*
    posted a quote
    August 15, 2018 12:02pm EDT
    Swear that I can still feel you here, I just can’t believe you’re not here. I’ve been needing you, All I dream is you... Don’t think I can make it, I don’t think I can make it, But then I hear you say that I “better not do nothing crazy Cause your mom really needs you, And I would never leave you, Cause I am in the stars, And everywhere you are. And every single little moment, Every single bit of sunshine, just Know that I am right by your side” Know that you are right by my side, So I’m gonna make you so proud, You don’t ever have to worry bout me.

  14. Bailey* Bailey*
    posted a quote
    August 14, 2018 9:16pm EDT
    how slow life is,
    how violent hope is.

  15. Bailey* Bailey*
    posted a quote
    August 14, 2018 9:05pm EDT
    I have always been awkward in my human. Some people love themselves easily. For me, it feels strange, like kissing with braces. – A.G.

  16. Bailey* Bailey*
    posted a quote
    August 14, 2018 8:49pm EDT
    I WANT TO FIGHT, SCRATCH IT OFF, START AGAIN, BECAUSE I START TO SEE
    & unDersTanD.

  17. Bailey* Bailey*
    posted a quote
    August 14, 2018 8:34pm EDT
    no matter how
    shallow and dull things might get,
    THIS LIFE IS WORTH LIVING.(i guarantee it.)

  18. Bailey* Bailey*
    posted a quote
    August 14, 2018 8:17pm EDT
    I tell too many stories at once. This, too, is a violence. But I want to tell you everything, I want you to love me for it, and I want you to forgive me after I say everything you asked me not to say.

  19. Bailey* Bailey*
    posted a quote
    August 14, 2018 8:11pm EDT
    I do not think I have it in me anymore to struggle and fight and suffer; I want to be
    quIeT & HaPPY.

  20. Bailey* Bailey*
    posted a quote
    August 14, 2018 8:03pm EDT
    you shall above all things be glad and young.
    For if you’re young, whatever life you wear
    it will become you;and if you are glad
    whatever’s living will yourself become.
    — E.E. Cummings

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