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  1. TheCovertComic TheCovertComic
    posted a quote
    May 27, 2022 10:30pm UTC
    All directed energy is a weapon.

  2. TheCovertComic TheCovertComic
    posted a quote
    May 27, 2022 10:29pm UTC
    Select the correct answer from the choices below.
    The key to a successful relationship is:
    a. Love.
    b. Commitment.
    c. Based on the AES-192 encryption standard or higher.
    d. All of the above.

  3. Anu* Anu*
    posted a quote
    May 27, 2022 2:32pm UTC
    Sometimes I wonder how I can hate someone so much.

  4. Anu* Anu*
    posted a quote
    May 27, 2022 5:51am UTC
    Where does this awkward feeling come from
    That i've been getting a lot?

  5. Andreah* Andreah*
    posted a quote
    May 26, 2022 4:23am UTC
    trigger warn
    nobody needs a gun like that
    ban them now

  6. Bellatrixy101* Bellatrixy101*
    posted a quote
    May 25, 2022 8:08pm UTC
    Getting back into theater has been such a great outlet for me. Currently digging into my latest role as Hermia in A Midsummer Night's Dream. I really want to put the effort into my research so that I can bring her to life.

  7. KaTi3Gx3 KaTi3Gx3
    posted a quote
    May 25, 2022 4:11pm UTC
    its been YEAAAARS since ive been on here and i miss this so much. ❤️🥺 I need more friends. lets chat.

  8. Andreah* Andreah*
    posted a quote
    May 23, 2022 8:15pm UTC
    I know you used to roll your eyes when mom would compliment you, tell you how amazing, beautiful, wonderful you were. Like she had to say it because she was "mom"
    But she wanted to
    Because she believed it deeply
    Don't waste your time telling the people who love you the most that they don't count
    They are the only ones that count
    -Senior year movie 2022

  9. Anu* Anu*
    posted a quote
    May 23, 2022 8:26am UTC
    I couldn't believe the months passing..
    It feels so surreal

  10. Andreah* Andreah*
    posted a quote
    May 23, 2022 8:13am UTC
    Romanticize your life, take pretty pictures, feel like the main character, light up a candle, read books, go for a walk, dance to your favorite music, buy yourself presents, do whatever you want, be happy- this is YOUR life, don't let anyone take it from you!
    -UNKNOWN

  11. Andreah* Andreah*
    posted a quote
    May 23, 2022 8:10am UTC
    Don't let negative thoughts win!

  12. Anu* Anu*
    posted a quote
    May 22, 2022 6:47am UTC
    Oh please fill the silence
    It's so scary-

  13. TheCovertComic TheCovertComic
    posted a quote
    May 21, 2022 2:52pm UTC
    Most parties are gender reveal parties, eventually.

  14. Andreah* Andreah*
    posted a quote
    May 20, 2022 9:45pm UTC
    I wish somebody would have told me, babe
    "Someday, these will be the good old days"
    All the love you won't forget
    And all these reckless nights you won't regret
    Someday soon, your whole life's gonna change
    You'll miss the magic of these good old days

  15. Andreah* Andreah*
    posted a quote
    May 19, 2022 8:01pm UTC
    If they knew what they said
    would go straight to my head
    what would they say instead..?

  16. Bellatrixy101* Bellatrixy101*
    posted a quote
    May 19, 2022 7:51pm UTC
    "though she be little, she is fierce"
    Act 3, Scene 2 from A Midsummer Night's Dream

  17. Raxin Raxin
    posted a quote
    May 19, 2022 1:34am UTC
    Perfection has more than one state.
    quote by Raxin

  18. Anu* Anu*
    posted a quote
    May 16, 2022 11:41am UTC
    How sad it is to watch
    Something you didn't
    want all along happen-

  19. Dudu* Dudu*
    posted a quote
    May 16, 2022 7:33am UTC
    I thank God for my health.
    For you I almost ran myself
    to the ground.
    Just so you could
    hold me.

  20. TheCovertComic TheCovertComic
    posted a quote
    May 14, 2022 12:48pm UTC
    As if the economy itself isn't a gig.

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