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  1. Jaii Jaii
    posted a quote
    April 25, 2017 2:22pm EDT
    If you can find a unicorn then you can ride it 🦄 if not then just keep looking dummy 🙂

  2. RVM RVM
    posted a quote
    April 25, 2017 1:22am EDT
    True Happiness doesn't come from Prosperity, Pleasure, and Power, but from PEACE.

  3. Zaddy Zaddy happy witty anniversary!
    posted a quote
    April 25, 2017 12:55am EDT
    every day is pay day so swipe yo card and do the nae nae 😜😜🙌

  4. dontsellyourselfshort dontsellyourselfshort
    posted a quote
    April 24, 2017 6:13pm EDT
    NO ONE WANTS YOU WHEN YOU HAVE NO HEART. I'M SITTING PRETTY WITH
    MY BRAND NEW SCARS AND YOU'LL NEVER KNOW IF YOU DON'T EVER TRY AGAIN.

  5. NaxzBiT NaxzBiT
    posted a quote
    April 24, 2017 5:57pm EDT
    Love was never a choice.....
    It is a Must..........

  6. GracefulBeauty GracefulBeauty
    posted a quote
    April 24, 2017 3:37pm EDT
    YOU TOOK ALL MY WORDS
    w h e n a l l i w a n t e d
    to do was say them.

  7. shescrazy19 shescrazy19
    posted a quote
    April 24, 2017 12:22pm EDT
    I dont even remember what I wrote in it; havent touched the thing since I last wrote to you.

  8. janinedowlingdesign janinedowlingdesign
    posted a quote
    April 24, 2017 11:21am EDT
    Janine Dowling Design, Inc. is a full-service property interior design company concentrating on interior decorating tasks as well as building remodellings. We largely operate in Boston and the surrounding suburban areas, as well as on Cape Cod as well as Martha's Vineyard. Additionally, we have tasks throughout New England as well as in Southern Florida.
    Our style services consist of area planning, furniture as well as material choice, accessories and artwork selection, lighting option, color assessments, and also architectural materials choice. Our jobs vary in size from one-room refreshes to whole-house modifications. We always expect the opportunity to team up with architects, suppliers, and market specialists despite the size of the job.
    Janine Dowling Design, Inc.
    67 Kemble Street, Suite 2.4
    Boston, MA 02119
    617-445-3135
    http://www.janinedowling.com

  9. janinedowlingdesign janinedowlingdesign
    posted a quote
    April 24, 2017 11:20am EDT
    Janine Dowling Design, Inc. is a full-service property interior design company concentrating on interior decorating tasks as well as building remodellings. We largely operate in Boston and the surrounding suburban areas, as well as on Cape Cod as well as Martha's Vineyard. Additionally, we have tasks throughout New England as well as in Southern Florida.
    Our style services consist of area planning, furniture as well as material choice, accessories and artwork selection, lighting option, color assessments, and also architectural materials choice. Our jobs vary in size from one-room refreshes to whole-house modifications. We always expect the opportunity to team up with architects, suppliers, and market specialists despite the size of the job.
    Janine Dowling Design, Inc.
    67 Kemble Street, Suite 2.4
    Boston, MA 02119
    617-445-3135

  10. RVM RVM
    posted a quote
    April 24, 2017 1:30am EDT
    We all come into and go out of this world in the same way. The Destination is the same. The difference is the Journey. Some Enjoy it, some Don't !

  11. Jaii Jaii
    posted a quote
    April 23, 2017 9:40pm EDT
    I finally figured you were the missing piece but guess it's all just history... I still replay those long forgetten memories, even though I know its slowly killing me...

  12. sothisislove sothisislove
    posted a quote
    April 23, 2017 5:59pm EDT
    "Seek Justice, Love Mercy, Walk Humbly with your God." Micah 6:8

  13. *Freedom* *Freedom*
    posted a quote
    April 23, 2017 12:34pm EDT
    "lets be realistic," he said with a scoff.I was being realistic. Yes, my reality was to spend the rest of my life with you.Yes, my reality was to grasp your face and connect our lips in a white dress.Yes, my reality was to hold your hand as my fingers dug within your flesh as the doctors yelled for me to push.Yes, my reality was to help you wash your gray short hair and tease each other about our wrinkles.Yes, my reality was to stare at grandchildren as we reminisced about our lives.You were my reality, and I was being realistic."you're right," I mumbled in agreement, "i need to be realistic."I was being realistic.

  14. shescrazy19 shescrazy19
    posted a quote
    April 23, 2017 2:00am EDT
    I did care. Do care. I dont know if you remember me telling you I had a notebook full of letters. Told you I wanted you to have it when you left. But kinda wanted you to have it for your birthday. Do you even want it?

  15. Smartify Health* Smartify Health*
    posted a quote
    April 23, 2017 1:15am EDT
    www.smartifyhealth.com Simplify elderly care through IoT & AI based products that facilitate continuous and remote monitoring of vital signs and activities of daily living, with timely alert systems enabling an independent and secure life for elders

  16. nicole🌹* nicole🌹*
    posted a quote
    April 22, 2017 9:27pm EDT
    "even though i never loved you, i somewhat wish
    i did, and if you asked, i'd take you
    back in a heartbeat."

  17. Y0UNGL0V3MURD3R Y0UNGL0V3MURD3R
    posted a quote
    April 22, 2017 9:24pm EDT
    I was not myself for weeks yet nobody noticed

  18. sothisislove sothisislove
    posted a quote
    April 22, 2017 7:59pm EDT
    "No eye has seen,
    No ear has heard,
    No mind has conceived what God has prepared for those who love him"
    -Isaiah 64:4

  19. sothisislove sothisislove
    posted a quote
    April 22, 2017 7:44pm EDT
    "Because the Sovereign Lord helps me, I will not be disgraced.
    Therefore have I set my face like flint, and I know I will not be put to shame." -Isaiah 50:7

  20. Jaii Jaii
    posted a quote
    April 22, 2017 4:13pm EDT
    ~ Give yourself the love you keep trying to give someone else because a queen without a king is still a queen & vice versa ~

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