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  1. Andie* Andie*
    posted a quote
    September 24, 2022 1:50am UTC
    If somebody hates them self to where they WANT to have mistreatment it will not matter how good that you are to them or how much you want to save them from themself.
    They crave mistreatment so they will see you as a problem and treat YOU accordingly

  2. TheCovertComic TheCovertComic
    posted a quote
    September 24, 2022 1:08am UTC
    Why do you want to be when you grow up?

  3. tornedsoul* tornedsoul*
    posted a quote
    September 22, 2022 5:27pm UTC
    I thought we were perfect once. That we could balance each other out, that I would give you the inspiration you crave and you would give me the peace I am so desperate for. But maybe we’re not meant for each other. You’re not my type and I’m not your type and so why are we back here again?We took a break for a year. We avoided each other, barely spoke. I avoided your places, your haunts, even your friends. I took a backstep in my own life, returned to old habits and lost my desire for others because some nights, all I could think about was you. I wanted you, even when you desperately wanted someone else. And it wasn’t just that kind of romantic love - it was the kind of love where we could talk to each other about anything, be happy in silence, be happy with nothing.And I loved you, even though each time you answered my questions I felt like my heart was breaking. I couldn’t keep the scraps of me together and instead I let them aside, and parts of me were lost too. Why do I let you have so much of me? I give you so much leeway, we both knew it. So why do you keep sabotaging this, even just the threads of our friendship?Why do you want to irrevocably destroy who I am, destroy the parts of me that make me who I am, make me feel like I am not worthy of anything? Somedays I blame you and somedays I can’t because I can’t help but feel you’re right. That I don’t deserve anything more than to be destroyed. I keep thinking and thinking. I don’t know what lies next. I want you and I don’t. I want us to be friends, to lean on each other. But sometimes I think I want more. To try this idea of dating, this question that hovers between us, that prevents us from being just friends. What is this whisper that our bodies seem to give around each other? There’s a question that lies in the air between us, a thought that we can never really put away. You have anxiety around me. I have anxiety around you.But sometimes I wonder if anxiety and desire are one and the same.That we could be it for each other. I wonder if we could last if we got through this. Or if we would just end in heartbreak, both in pieces that we can’t re-build. Why can’t we be friends with exes? Why can we not say that the part of our lives where we in love with each other is over, and that now we are just happy to be friends?This is a slow love story. And the ending is still in question. Maybe it has a happy ending. Maybe it doesn’t. I wish I knew.

  4. Andie* Andie*
    posted a quote
    September 21, 2022 8:37pm UTC
    Publicly play favorites. It is selfish, juvinile and desperate to be seen as popular. I don't know why it's such a thing. It is not at all wholesome and hurts those who are forgotten about.

  5. MaxieTofu MaxieTofu
    posted a quote
    September 20, 2022 6:43pm UTC

    It's pathetic that i just drop everything for you, but it's never returned.


  6. Dudu* Dudu*
    posted a quote
    September 20, 2022 3:30pm UTC
    one day at a time.
    my head hurts feeling like i'm sprinting in the same spot.
    this headache from staying up late and for what?
    tomorrow will i man up and practice what i learnt?
    this insecurity, this uncertain, shakable feeling.
    the annoying inflection that makes a statement
    sound like a question. that awkward bead of sweat
    that makes existing appear more difficult than it is.
    all of it. slowly will dismantle.
    bring it to a boil, melt it and
    cast iron into the image of myself i longed to meet.

  7. MaxieTofu MaxieTofu
    posted a quote
    September 18, 2022 10:26pm UTC

    I have never felt more alone.


  8. TheCovertComic TheCovertComic
    posted a quote
    September 17, 2022 3:04am UTC
    The true chasm you struggle to cross is that of how to correctly pronounce the word 'chasm.'

  9. Dudu* Dudu*
    posted a quote
    September 17, 2022 1:10am UTC
    always so passionate when it came to her.
    always so elusive when it came to responsibility.
    silver hair and blazing eyes,
    still you don't know the reason why.
    you're a special kind of cruel.
    i learnt it all from you.

  10. MaxieTofu MaxieTofu
    posted a quote
    September 16, 2022 3:09pm UTC

    The worst part is, I have split so badly that nothing matters anymore. I feel nothing, I can't attach to anyone and nothing feels real. Not even my closest friend.


  11. MaxieTofu MaxieTofu
    posted a quote
    September 16, 2022 3:06pm UTC

    Having a favorite person is a literal death sentence.


  12. crimson24 crimson24
    posted a quote
    September 16, 2022 2:39pm UTC
    2 people in 4 days. today is supposed to be happy. we just miss people instead.

  13. Dudu* Dudu*
    posted a quote
    September 16, 2022 2:13pm UTC
    i remember how i felt.
    sore and out of place.
    awkward and uncomfortable.
    it was like a hot beam spotlight moment
    yet also like i was in the background and didn't matter.
    i remember how it felt.
    younger me consoling myself.
    telling myself it would be over soon.
    promising myself i would never put myself in a similar situation ever again.
    biting my lip just hurt me.
    sweeping things under the rug just made me feel dirty.
    keeping the peace always left me hurt.
    keep your promise.
    prioritise me.

  14. Dudu* Dudu*
    posted a quote
    September 16, 2022 2:02pm UTC
    i'm not sure what i'll do
    i might regret it
    but i'm growing old.
    i can't dread the days i'm supposed to enjoy.
    time with family is supposed to be
    something i look forward to
    i can't keep dreading the days
    i'm supposed to enjoy.

  15. airatmaninravi airatmaninravi
    posted a quote
    September 16, 2022 10:54am UTC
    Don’t cut a cake! Awake! Your Birthday is Fake!
    Do you cut your birthday cake?
    Do you know your birthday is fake?
    Don't continue to make the mistake
    It's time for you to now awake!
    Ask your mother when you were born
    You were kicking weeks before and this went on and on
    You were alive long back, she knows
    And even science has pictures as the embryo grows
    Nine months before your so-called date of birth
    That is when you actually came to earth
    Then you didn't have blood, bone, and skin
    You were just a Power, the spark within
    But because you believed in the birthday lie
    You believed that there were ghosts and fairies in the sky!
    Every year you continue to cut your birthday cake
    You don't realize the truth, just believe what is fake!
    When will you, to the truth, awake?
    When will you stop baking your birthday cake?
    When you realize that nine months earlier you were born
    Then to stop cutting the cake, will you undertake?
    Although you know that it is not your date of birth
    You came forty weeks before as the zygote on earth
    But you just choose to follow the herd
    You don't investigate, don't fly like a bird
    You don't ask the question, 'Who am I?'
    If the body came later, then, 'I am the body,' is a lie
    I was that Energy Spark that first came to earth
    Not on my so-called birthday is my real birth
    In what way will this news make us awake?
    Why this big fuss about the birthday cake?
    When we realize we are not the body or the mind
    Then, Self-Realization we will find
    If you are not the body that developed on earth
    You realize you are that spark, that's your real worth!
    That spark is Energy, that spark is the Soul
    To realize this is our life’s ultimate goal
    After the spark, starts as a little zygote
    Our body is created, be it man or goat
    We are not the bodies that we seem to wear
    The bodies will live and die and tear
    One day, every ‘body’ must die
    The one who was alive will depart into the sky
    The body that is made of skin and bone
    Returns to ashes, as people mourn
    We are not that body that died, were we?
    People say, 'He passed away', and we are free
    They are so sure in the body we no more live
    To the flames or to the coffin, our body they give!
    If we are not the body that will one day surely die
    If we were not born on our birthday, that is a lie!
    If we are that spark conceived nine months before birth
    Then who is it that on death leaves the earth?
    The Soul, the Divine Spirit, the Atman is that spark
    To give us life from birth to death is its task
    It arrives at conception and departs at death
    We are that Power that gives us breath
    When you do a simple thing like stop cutting a cake
    When you investigate and realize that your birthday is fake
    You realize you are the Soul, you are no more vague
    To the ultimate truth, you will awake
    This Realization is the real beginning of the journey called life
    It will liberate us from all misery and strife
    When we realize we are not body, ego, and mind
    Eternal Happiness and Peace, we will find
    Just because we were taught many things that were lies
    We believe that God lives in the skies
    The birthday cake will make us realize
    We will live as the Soul, we will be wise
    So, from now don't cut your birthday cake
    Don't continue to be ignorant for God's sake
    Realize that your birthday is fake
    You are the Divine Soul, to this truth awake

  16. MaxieTofu MaxieTofu
    posted a quote
    September 15, 2022 5:54pm UTC

    What you don't realize is just how badly I've split. I've never felt more alone and isolated from all those I hold dear whilst they move on through life without me just fine.


  17. Lexxie23 Lexxie23
    posted a quote
    September 12, 2022 10:37am UTC
    I created this account when I was 13. I used it until I was 15. It was an outlet for me that I really needed through middle school to beginning highschool.
    After a sleepless night of thinking about my past, I remembered this website. Surprisingly enough, I still knew my login. I wanted to post something for younger me...here's an update to young Lexie:
    You are now 25.
    You have had many first kisses.
    Music has always been and still is your favorite thing.
    One Direction broke up years ago.
    You have several tatoos now.
    You've seen My Chemical Romance in concert.
    You made it to New York City.

  18. Anu* Anu*
    posted a quote
    September 11, 2022 4:57am UTC
    Do I deserve your kindness ?
    It feels new.

  19. Dudu* Dudu*
    posted a quote
    September 10, 2022 9:52am UTC
    Papa is only human.
    he has been many things.
    my umberella, my cheerleader,
    my anger, my embarassment, my regret,
    my first best friend and my favourite.
    but above all else
    he is only human.

  20. TheCovertComic TheCovertComic
    posted a quote
    September 10, 2022 1:03am UTC
    It's called the vitreous humor, not the vitreous gravitas.


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