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  1. grownsimba grownsimba
    posted a quote
    October 13, 2019 12:30am EDT
    Why'd you have to go
    and make things so complicated?

  2. grownsimba grownsimba
    posted a quote
    October 13, 2019 12:21am EDT
    When a nice boy who adores you offers you pie,
    say thank you.
    -William Hill (This is Us)

  3. nicolešŸŒ¹* nicolešŸŒ¹*
    posted a quote
    October 11, 2019 9:36pm EDT
    run away, but we're running in circles

  4. TheCovertComic TheCovertComic
    posted a quote
    October 11, 2019 7:45pm EDT
    You say 'mixed reality' like there's some other kind.

  5. Queenxo Queenxo
    posted a quote
    October 9, 2019 1:50pm EDT
    Love built ona lie isnt LOVE

  6. tornedsoul* tornedsoul*
    posted a quote
    October 9, 2019 10:20am EDT
    Art and love are the same thing: Itā€™s the process of seeing yourself in things that are not you.

  7. LOSTPOETFROMHEAVEN* LOSTPOETFROMHEAVEN*
    posted a quote
    October 8, 2019 3:06am EDT
    humiliate them with kindness and love

  8. dontsellyourselfshort dontsellyourselfshort
    posted a quote
    October 7, 2019 11:21pm EDT
    MISSING YOU IS ALL I'M THINKING ABOUT
    Format © dontsellyourselfshort

  9. dontsellyourselfshort dontsellyourselfshort
    posted a quote
    October 7, 2019 11:18pm EDT
    I'M WAS TOO BLIND TO SEE HOW YOU MESSED ME
    UP. I'M BETTER OFF NOW.
    Format © dontsellyourselfshort

  10. nicolešŸŒ¹* nicolešŸŒ¹*
    posted a quote
    October 7, 2019 10:00pm EDT
    i said some things i wish i hadn't,
    i wish that we could talk about it

  11. SANDD* SANDD*
    posted a quote
    October 6, 2019 12:10pm EDT
    I was always hungry for love. Just once, I wanted to know what it was like to get my fill of it ā€” to be fed so much love I couldnā€™t take any more. Just once. *notmyquote*

  12. SANDD* SANDD*
    posted a quote
    October 6, 2019 11:58am EDT
    "Every single relationship will get "boring" after you've been together for ages. Love isn't just a feeling, it's a conscious commitment; to love every day, physically and emotionally. It's real hard, it's not always laughs and smiles and fun. People tend to quit when it stops being cute. "Oh the spark is gone." No, that's not how it works. You want somebody to never give up on you and love you unconditionally? Do the same. This isn't Hollywood, this isn't romantic happy ever after bs. Love someone when you don't want to. When they're being hard to love. That's the realist stuff there is."

  13. TheCovertComic TheCovertComic
    posted a quote
    October 4, 2019 6:52pm EDT
    I'm not irreproachable. You can come hang with me any time.

  14. TheCovertComic TheCovertComic
    posted a quote
    October 4, 2019 6:51pm EDT
    On the other hand, if you don't stand for something, you won't have to do burpees.

  15. TheCovertComic TheCovertComic
    posted a quote
    October 4, 2019 6:50pm EDT
    I always think before I speak. I always think "I think I'll speak now."

  16. ImanEman ImanEman
    posted a quote
    October 3, 2019 12:36pm EDT
    I don`t think life is beautiful
    It is too hard
    but sometimes we laugh from the sad past that seems beautiful now

  17. LOSTPOETFROMHEAVEN* LOSTPOETFROMHEAVEN*
    posted a quote
    September 30, 2019 6:01pm EDT
    what's your philosophy of life?

  18. TheCovertComic TheCovertComic
    posted a quote
    September 27, 2019 7:21pm EDT
    He that goeth barefoot should not plant thorns. Likewise he that goeth shod; thorn planting being verily a foolish occupation.

  19. TheCovertComic TheCovertComic
    posted a quote
    September 27, 2019 7:20pm EDT
    I wouldn't describe myself as risk-averse. Describing myself could get me in trouble.

  20. Cuppy Cuppy
    posted a quote
    September 26, 2019 3:36pm EDT
    Stop telling girls they have to be super heroes and not princesses.
    Stop telling girls femininity is inferior.

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