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  1. Dudu* Dudu*
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    December 16, 2017 6:01am EST
    I've never had a deep conversations friend. I've never had they know my everything friend. I've never had the they understand me friend. I've never ever felt fully included. I've had close friends, but I always knew there was this imaginary line that I couldn't cross. That there was always a part of me that they wouldn't be accepting of. When I was younger I had so many friendship groups. I had a group at school, and another friend group at Saturday school. The Saturday school was filled with kids from my ethnic community. It was great. Randomly one day, this girl told me that my Saturday friend group didn't like me anymore. That they didn't want to be my friend anymore. I regret not asking why because till this day I see them round, and at the back of my mind I wonder why they decided I wasn't good enough to be their friend. I really distanced myself after that. I was really friendly and outspoken when I was younger. Looking back that was a sad turning point for me. I became a lot more self conscious. A lot more introverted and internalised everything. Nowadays they probably have forgotten about that incident and think I'm just unapproachable and stuck up. It just sucks sometimes. I feel like I'm missing out in the full community experience since I don't have any of them as my friends. Our relationship has gotten way too awkward now. My friend group at my school was in shambles around the same time. My best friend moved states and so I made new friends. With a bully. She bullied me about everything. My weight, being the main thing. What sucks looking back, is that I believed that I was fat. I was tiny! But I stuck with her because I felt like I had no other friends up until the end of middle school. When I quit being friends with her she threatened to self harm. I ignored her. That's the most selfish thing I've ever done. She sought help, but I never turned back. We still have this awkward friendship going. After her I made new friends. The friend group I have now. They're okay. Very superficial. I never talk about my feelings, just school related stress is as deep as the conversation goes. I never talk about my family situation. My depression. My life goals. It kinda sucks. I always hope I'll come across a new friend, one I can open up to. Sometimes I wonder if it's just a flaw in my personality. Maybe I'm not meant to have friends. But I'd like to believe that there's someone out there for me. If not only a friendship, maybe even a romantic relationship too. Yeah, a soulmate. That'd be nice.

  2. Dudu* Dudu*
    posted a quote
    December 16, 2017 5:03am EST
    I love you but sometimes you're too much. Sometimes I feel smothered and I just don't want to see or talk to you. Sometimes I just need a break. It's not always your fault, but it's not always mine either.

  3. RVM RVM
    posted a quote
    December 16, 2017 3:34am EST
    Of what use is your Wealth and Kingdom if you don't have the Liberation and Freedom to Be what you want to Be.

  4. musicure musicure
    posted a quote
    December 15, 2017 11:50am EST
    i gave all my oxygen
    to people who could breathe

  5. mariah_love1369 mariah_love1369
    posted a quote
    December 15, 2017 10:47am EST
    Cosmos
    She holds the stars in her eyes,
    And the cosmos in between her thighs
    She’s an intergalactic masterpiece
    With the constellations littered across her skin,
    Her energy is sizzling, captivating, draws you in
    Just like the galaxy in the night sky.
    She leaves you wondering and wanting so much more
    You want to dive into her, reach her at her core
    But she is light years away, dancing on stars
    She thrives on Saturn but her heart is in mars
    She holds the stars in her eyes,
    The cosmos between her thighs
    She is the universe.

  6. RVM RVM
    posted a quote
    December 15, 2017 12:49am EST
    To reach your Destination, you need a Direction, but you can't get there without Inspiration!

  7. quinn* quinn*
    posted a quote
    December 14, 2017 10:35pm EST
    nicholas gardner, my friend, my best friend, my boyfriend, my future husband or my future ex, but i dont doubt us:P i think me and him are perfect <3

  8. quinn* quinn*
    posted a quote
    December 14, 2017 10:31pm EST
    ill forever love u but rn im tired asf lmao

  9. nicolešŸŒ¹* nicolešŸŒ¹*
    posted a quote
    December 14, 2017 9:52pm EST
    there's nothing i hate more than what i can't have

  10. musicure musicure
    posted a quote
    December 14, 2017 11:39am EST
    i'm gonna live like tomorrow doesn't exist

  11. Supreme Skips* Supreme Skips*
    posted a quote
    December 14, 2017 1:49am EST
    Supreme Skip Bins is one of the largest residential skip bins Adelaide companies in SA servicing metropolitan suburbs of Adelaide, Barossa Valley, and Adelaide Hills. With a range of rubbish skip types and skip bin sizes, we pride our self on delivering a level of service second to none.

  12. RVM RVM
    posted a quote
    December 14, 2017 1:22am EST
    We forget to Live while we are alive. When death arrives, we beg and plead for a little more Life.

  13. crimson24 crimson24
    posted a quote
    December 13, 2017 10:55pm EST
    it's sick.
    it's happened twice and i need it to happen a third time simply because three is a more complete number? why is my brain like this? i need to turn myself in, but it wont do anything. why can my brain body and mind never align?

  14. RVM RVM
    posted a quote
    December 13, 2017 1:24am EST
    Every day has 1440 minutes. Each minute is an opportunity to be unhappy or to Rejoice, to waste or to Value Life, or to just exist or Make a Difference.

  15. crimson24 crimson24
    posted a quote
    December 12, 2017 10:51pm EST
    tired. the kind that goes past sleepiness or even physical exhaustion...my soul is drained

  16. LOSTPOETFROMHEAVEN* LOSTPOETFROMHEAVEN*
    posted a quote
    December 12, 2017 2:23pm EST
    They focus on religion, but forget about God,

  17. musicure musicure
    posted a quote
    December 12, 2017 2:04pm EST
    she was beautifully out of place
    like a moon during the day

  18. musicure musicure
    posted a quote
    December 12, 2017 2:02pm EST
    i hope you find the happiness
    you've been pretending to have

  19. *Freedom* *Freedom*
    posted a quote
    December 12, 2017 11:26am EST
    Fight a little longer my friend
    It's all worth it in the end
    But when you got nobody to turn to
    Just hold on and I'll find you

  20. LOSTPOETFROMHEAVEN* LOSTPOETFROMHEAVEN*
    posted a quote
    December 12, 2017 2:54am EST
    They focus on religion, but forget about God,

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