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  1. MissAnna MissAnna
    posted a quote
    July 24, 2017 11:26pm EDT
    i was such a fool for
    believing that you could change
    the ways you've been living.

  2. OnlyYourSuperman OnlyYourSuperman
    posted a quote
    July 24, 2017 8:19pm EDT
    We aren't we haven't been for a while because I don't. If thats really what you believe will make him change and make you want to try then good luck with that. I will not stick around to hear about it
    5:18

  3. belladonna* belladonna*
    posted a quote
    July 24, 2017 7:41pm EDT
    I was told I was dangerous and I asked why. And their response was “because you don’t need anyone.” I smiled.

  4. belladonna* belladonna*
    posted a quote
    July 24, 2017 7:31pm EDT
    you chew on loneliness until the mint flavor's gone, forget it's even in your mouth until you swallow it.

  5. belladonna* belladonna*
    posted a quote
    July 24, 2017 7:24pm EDT
    I'm in love with my anger
    my war-won body
    tense and vicious.

  6. belladonna* belladonna*
    posted a quote
    July 24, 2017 7:17pm EDT
    She says if people change, she doesn’t understand why names get stuck. She calls it false advertisement...
    (T.M.)

  7. belladonna* belladonna*
    posted a quote
    July 24, 2017 7:07pm EDT
    There is an odd synchronicity in the way parallel lives veer to touch one another, change direction, and then come close again and again until they connect and hold for whatever it was that fate intended to happen.

  8. ๐“๐’ซ๐‘’๐“‡๐’ป๐‘’๐’ธ๐“‰๐ผ๐“ƒ๐“ˆ๐’ถ๐“ƒ๐’พ๐“‰๐“Ž* ๐“๐’ซ๐‘’๐“‡๐’ป๐‘’๐’ธ๐“‰๐ผ๐“ƒ๐“ˆ๐’ถ๐“ƒ๐’พ๐“‰๐“Ž*
    posted a quote
    July 24, 2017 6:47pm EDT
    30 Day Song Challenge
    Day 01 - Your favorite song
    Day 02 - Your least favorite song
    Day 03 - A song that makes you happy
    Day 04 - A song that makes you sad
    Day 05 - A song that reminds you of someone
    Day 06 - A song that reminds you of somewhere
    Day 07 - A song that reminds you of a certain event
    Day 08 - A song that you know all the words to
    Day 09 - A song that you can dance to
    Day 10 - A song that makes you fall asleep
    Day 11 - A song from your favorite band
    Day 12 - A song from a band you hate
    Day 13 - A song that is a guilty pleasure
    Day 14 - A song that no one would expect you to love
    Day 15 - A song that describes you
    Day 16 - A song that you used to love, but now hate
    Day 17 - A song that you hear often on the radio
    Day 18 - A song that you wish you heard on the radio
    Day 19 - A song from your favorite album
    Day 20 - A song that you listen to when you're angry
    Day 21 - A song that you listen to when you're happy
    Day 22 - A song that you listen to when you're sad
    Day 23 - A song that you want to play at your wedding
    Day 24 - A song that you want to play at your funeral
    Day 25 - A song that makes you laugh
    Day 26 - A song that you can play on an instrument
    Day 27 - A song that you wish you could play
    Day 28 - A song that makes you feel guilty
    Day 29 - A song from your childhood
    Day 30 - Your favorite song at this time last year
    Day 01 - I currently have two favorite songs. :3 "Custer" and "Spit It Out" by Slipknot.

  9. belladonna* belladonna*
    posted a quote
    July 24, 2017 6:47pm EDT
    Come and take a walk on the wild side,
    let me kiss you hard in the pouring rain;
    YOU LIKE YOUR GIRLS INSANE.
    so, cHoose Your LasT worDs,
    THIS IS THE LAST TIME,
    we were born to die.

  10. shescrazy19 shescrazy19
    posted a quote
    July 24, 2017 11:18am EDT
    I think that the happiness I need in my life is a baby. I think thats what in my heart I want the most. But the most messed up part about it all is that I know how he is with Gracie. I know how it is with him being a baby daddy. If us having a baby would change him into a better person maybe Id be more willing but I dont see us getting married. I dont see it because I want to leave Oroville. I tried having a serious conversation with him about it and hes not gunna leave because his family friends and baby are all here. But is it fair for me to continue to put my dreams and my happiness on hold for him? Is it fair for us to both rely on this website so much to just get a glimpse of eschothers lifes still? I told my coworker the basic history of you &' I , and Jon &' I . Its crazy to talk about it all to someone else , to have someone who doesnt know of either of you so she can be honest. High school sweethearts. All our adventures. Everything ya know. How can you give me so much crap when youre still with her as well? Do you even love her?

  11. aaronhemmelgarn aaronhemmelgarn
    posted a quote
    July 24, 2017 6:32am EDT
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  12. gaytodo gaytodo
    posted a quote
    July 24, 2017 3:40am EDT
    Gay Ireland
    Looking For Gay Friends? - Join LGBT Sport or Social Club www.gaytodo.com Discover Every LGBT Sport and Social Club in Ireland.

  13. RVM RVM
    posted a quote
    July 24, 2017 3:14am EDT
    Days are like trains, they will just zoom by. You can be zapped seeing them pass or you can jump on to one of them and enjoy the Journey.

  14. ๐“๐’ซ๐‘’๐“‡๐’ป๐‘’๐’ธ๐“‰๐ผ๐“ƒ๐“ˆ๐’ถ๐“ƒ๐’พ๐“‰๐“Ž* ๐“๐’ซ๐‘’๐“‡๐’ป๐‘’๐’ธ๐“‰๐ผ๐“ƒ๐“ˆ๐’ถ๐“ƒ๐’พ๐“‰๐“Ž*
    posted a quote
    July 24, 2017 12:18am EDT
    ฬฎอœ"อœฬฎฬฎอœแดตอœฬฎฬฎอœ อœฬฎฬฎอœแตƒอœฬฎฬฎอœแตอœฬฎฬฎอœ อœฬฎฬฎอœแต—อœฬฎฬฎอœสฐอœฬฎฬฎอœแต‰อœฬฎฬฎอœ อœฬฎฬฎอœแตอœฬฎฬฎอœแต’อœฬฎฬฎอœแถฐอœฬฎฬฎอœหขอœฬฎฬฎอœแต—อœฬฎฬฎอœแต‰อœฬฎฬฎอœสณอœฬฎฬฎอœ อœฬฎฬฎอœแถคอœฬฎฬฎอœแถฐอœฬฎฬฎอœ อœฬฎฬฎอœสธอœฬฎฬฎอœแต’อœฬฎฬฎอœแต˜อœฬฎฬฎอœสณอœฬฎฬฎอœ อœฬฎฬฎอœสฐอœฬฎฬฎอœแต‰อœฬฎฬฎอœแตƒอœฬฎฬฎอœแตˆอœฬฎ"อœฬฎ
    -โ„ฌ๐“ป๐’†๐“ช๐“ด๐“ฒ๐“ท๐“ฐ โ„ฌ๐’†๐“ท๐“ณ๐“ช๐“ถ๐“ฒ๐“ท

  15. ๐“๐’ซ๐‘’๐“‡๐’ป๐‘’๐’ธ๐“‰๐ผ๐“ƒ๐“ˆ๐’ถ๐“ƒ๐’พ๐“‰๐“Ž* ๐“๐’ซ๐‘’๐“‡๐’ป๐‘’๐’ธ๐“‰๐ผ๐“ƒ๐“ˆ๐’ถ๐“ƒ๐’พ๐“‰๐“Ž*
    posted a quote
    July 24, 2017 12:12am EDT
    "๐ผ'๐’น ๐“๐‘œ๐“‹๐‘’ ๐“‰๐‘œ ๐“ˆ๐‘’๐‘’ ๐’ถ ๐’น๐’พ๐’ป๐’ป๐‘’๐“‡๐‘’๐“ƒ๐“‰ ๐“Œ๐‘œ๐“‡๐“๐’น,
    ๐’ถ ๐“…๐“๐’ถ๐’ธ๐‘’ ๐“Œ๐’ฝ๐‘’๐“‡๐‘’ ๐“Ž๐‘œ๐“Š ๐’ธ๐’ถ๐“ƒ'๐“‰ ๐’ป๐’พ๐“ƒ๐’น ๐“‚๐‘’"
    โปแดทแต’แดฟแถฐ

  16. ๐“๐’ซ๐‘’๐“‡๐’ป๐‘’๐’ธ๐“‰๐ผ๐“ƒ๐“ˆ๐’ถ๐“ƒ๐’พ๐“‰๐“Ž* ๐“๐’ซ๐‘’๐“‡๐’ป๐‘’๐’ธ๐“‰๐ผ๐“ƒ๐“ˆ๐’ถ๐“ƒ๐’พ๐“‰๐“Ž*
    posted a quote
    July 24, 2017 12:06am EDT
    "Iη ั‚ะฝั” ะผιษ—ษ—ฦ–ั” σf ั•ั”ฦ–f-ัั”αฦ–ιzαั‚ιση,
    ัƒσυ'νั” ฦ–σั•ั‚ ะผั” αฦ–σηg ั‚ะฝั” ωαัƒ"
    -Sαιηั‚ Aั•σηια

  17. ๐“๐’ซ๐‘’๐“‡๐’ป๐‘’๐’ธ๐“‰๐ผ๐“ƒ๐“ˆ๐’ถ๐“ƒ๐’พ๐“‰๐“Ž* ๐“๐’ซ๐‘’๐“‡๐’ป๐‘’๐’ธ๐“‰๐ผ๐“ƒ๐“ˆ๐’ถ๐“ƒ๐’พ๐“‰๐“Ž*
    posted a quote
    July 23, 2017 11:58pm EDT
    "I ะบησω ωะฝαั‚ I ηั”ั”ษ—,
    αηษ— ιั‚'ั• ησั‚ ัƒσυ"
    -๐”…๐”ฏ๐”ข๐”ž๐‘˜๐”ฆ๐”ซ๐”ค ๐”…๐”ข๐”ซ๐”ง๐”ž๐”ช๐”ฆ๐”ซ

  18. nicole๐ŸŒน* nicole๐ŸŒน*
    posted a quote
    July 23, 2017 8:09pm EDT
    "do you remember those nights?
    am i worth reminiscing?"

  19. Aggressive Butterfly * Aggressive Butterfly *
    posted a quote
    July 23, 2017 11:34am EDT
    I don't pretend to know
    the challenges you're facing

  20. unicorn104149musically unicorn104149musically
    posted a quote
    July 23, 2017 10:45am EDT
    Love your ears before getting them pierced

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