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  1. beatlemania beatlemania
    posted a quote
    August 19, 2019 2:35pm EDT
    LAYER 8: GETTING OLD
    Age you're hoping to get married by: By now I don´t think about that!
    Number of kids you're planning on having: Well, maybe twins, or a lot of kittens :3
    LAYER 9: IN A GUY
    Best eye color: Doesn't matter
    Hair color: Doesn’t matter
    Short or long hair: Doesn’t matter
    Fat or fit: it depends on
    Looks or personality: Both, but a little more personality
    Funny or Serious: both
    LAYER 10: WHAT WERE YOU DOING
    1 MINUTE AGO: Typing...
    1 HOUR AGO: Lazying around, It's a lazy kind of day!
    1 WEEK AGO: Home choices
    1 YEAR AGO: studying
    LAYER 11: FINISH THE SENTENCE
    I FEEL: Weird
    I HATE: Rap LOL
    I NEED: Exercise

  2. beatlemania beatlemania
    posted a quote
    August 19, 2019 2:34pm EDT
    LAYER 4: YOUR PICK
    Pepsi or Coke: Both
    McDonald's or Burger King: Burger King
    Single or Group dates: Single
    Adidas or Nike: Converse LOL
    Chocolate or Vanilla: Chocolate
    Frappuccino or Coffee: Both
    LAYER 5: DO YOU
    Smoke: Sometimes
    Cuss: Sometimes… almost always
    Take showers: Obviously
    Have a crush: (oh yeah) OF COURSE NOT!!!
    Like school: Yes!
    Believe in Karma: MAYBE
    LAYER 6: IN THE PAST MONTH.
    Gone to the mall: Yeah
    Been on stage: No yet
    Eaten sushi: Yeah
    Been hurt: Not really LOL
    Dyed your hair: ‘course not!
    LAYER 7: HAVE YOU EVER.
    Kissed someone: Yeah lol
    Gotten beat up: Yup :’(
    Changed who you were to fit in: A bit

  3. beatlemania beatlemania
    posted a quote
    August 19, 2019 2:33pm EDT
    Thanks for coming!! 5/5
    Have you ever think about what will happen to Stardoll.com once Flash Player is turning off?
    LAYER 1: ON THE OUTSIDE
    First Name: I won’t
    Middle: Say
    Last name: THAT!!
    Gender: Female
    Nationality: Mexican
    Current Location: everywhere good food is :P
    Hair Color: I’m brunette
    Righty/Lefty: Righty
    Eye Color: Brown
    LAYER 2: ON THE INSIDE
    Your fear: To be unhappy, frustrated
    What makes you sad: Death, losing loved ones
    What makes you happy: The things I love to do w/ the ones I do
    Your dream of the perfect date: Maybe to be unexpected
    What you want to be: FAMOUS lol
    LAYER 3: YESTERDAY, TODAY, TOMORROW
    Your thoughts first waking up: "let’s go, but first, go for the breakfast!"
    Your best physical feature: Now that I love myself a little more, is hard to choose!
    Your bed time: Around 00:00
    Your most missed memory: My kitty

  4. Dudu* Dudu*
    posted a quote
    August 19, 2019 8:11am EDT
    for now i'll erase everything that isn't you.
    for now i'll only think beautiful thoughts.

  5. dontsellyourselfshort dontsellyourselfshort
    posted a quote
    August 17, 2019 12:30am EDT
    YOU'RE ALL I SEE IN ALL THESE PLACES
    Format © dontsellyourselfshort

  6. xx_CAT_xx xx_CAT_xx
    posted a quote
    August 16, 2019 11:34pm EDT
    To think it's been 8 years since I've been on here.
    Seeing old quotes and remembering all those feelings I had years ago.
    Just wow
    ...
    Look how far I've come.

  7. TheCovertComic TheCovertComic
    posted a quote
    August 16, 2019 10:47pm EDT
    If the world will never be the same again, the world will never be the same, again.

  8. TheCovertComic TheCovertComic
    posted a quote
    August 16, 2019 10:45pm EDT
    I work in an error conditioned office.

  9. TheCovertComic TheCovertComic
    posted a quote
    August 16, 2019 10:45pm EDT
    My word is my blonde.

  10. Vincent Edgar Crow* Vincent Edgar Crow*
    posted a quote
    August 15, 2019 5:10am EDT
    Depression is sleeping through
    the day in a dark room. Depression is
    ignoring calls and texts from family
    and friends. Depression is feeling
    lonely but not wanting company.
    Depression is a disease. Its called
    the silent killer for a reason. If you're
    still here today know that i love you
    and know that there are others out there
    who understand i am one of them
    you are not alone
    My Response to the above qoute that i found
    on a friends timeline. The only part i wrote
    is marked in Orange.
    we are a breed all are own
    no matter how hard they try with their books and degrees
    the normal ones will never completely understand our minds
    . the only ones who truly do understand
    are those who have walked
    and those that continue
    to walk the same path as we do.

  11. Vincent Edgar Crow* Vincent Edgar Crow*
    posted a quote
    August 15, 2019 4:46am EDT
    Depression is sleeping through
    the day in a dark room. Depression is
    ignoring calls and texts from family
    and friends. Depression is feeling
    lonely but not wanting company.
    Depression is a disease. Its called
    the silent killer for a reason. If you're
    still here today know that i love you
    and know that there are others out there
    who understand i am one of them
    you are not alone
    My Response to the above qoute that i found
    on a friends timeline. The only part i wrote
    is marked in Orange.
    we are a breed all are own
    no matter how hard they try with their books and degrees
    the normal ones will never completely understand our minds
    . the only ones who truly do understand
    are those who have walked
    and those that continue
    to walk the same path as we do.

  12. SANDD* SANDD*
    posted a quote
    August 14, 2019 6:08pm EDT
    You were born for a reason, every little moment that you may not think is important but it is, your actions and your choices define who you are. You canโ€™t change the past. change it by making your life matter.show people who you really are and ignore people that step on you. Be you and over come the negative things, itโ€™s not worth making your life miserable by listening to other people. Never give up on something you think is impossible, itโ€™s not you can do it . I hope you have a good day and make sure you smile ๐Ÿ™‚

  13. beatlemania beatlemania
    posted a quote
    August 13, 2019 4:32pm EDT
    Thanks for coming!! 5/5
    What will happen to Stardoll.com once Flash Player is turning off?

  14. LOSTPOETFROMHEAVEN* LOSTPOETFROMHEAVEN*
    posted a quote
    August 13, 2019 3:36am EDT
    treat your lover like the celeb you love back but dont love you back.

  15. dontsellyourselfshort dontsellyourselfshort
    posted a quote
    August 12, 2019 11:08pm EDT
    WHO NEEDS A HEART WHEN A HEART CAN BE BROKEN?
    Format © dontsellyourselfshort

  16. MissMicky754 MissMicky754
    posted a quote
    August 11, 2019 3:03am EDT
    Do you know what it is
    like you when your own Mother calls you psycho? When she
    canโ€™t even communicate to you without yelling at you?
    You canโ€™t.
    When your best friend is talking behind your back? To the boy you
    like dating your best friend.
    Itโ€™s impossible.
    Saying your last goodbyes to your Father just before his death.
    Having to bring your little sister up while your Mother is lying
    in her bedroom battling depression.
    Itโ€™s hard.
    Itโ€™s hard to keep going, being that daughter who gets the
    best marks in school. The one that gets into university. The one
    without a boyfriend in high school.
    The one that has to please her Mother and gets judged for
    everything she does by her own Mother.
    Having no one besides her
    and having to grow up by herself. ย 
    Itโ€™s sad.
    But the secret isโ€ฆ.
    Iโ€™m
    her.
    ย 

  17. SANDD* SANDD*
    posted a quote
    August 11, 2019 1:33am EDT
    ยฐยฐ๐˜š๐˜ฐ๐˜ฎ๐˜ฆ ๐˜ฅ๐˜ข๐˜บ๐˜ด ๐˜ ๐˜ข๐˜ฎ ๐˜ข ๐˜จ๐˜ฐ๐˜ฅ๐˜ฅ๐˜ฆ๐˜ด๐˜ด. ๐˜š๐˜ฐ๐˜ฎ๐˜ฆ ๐˜ฅ๐˜ข๐˜บ๐˜ด ๐˜ ๐˜ข๐˜ฎ ๐˜ข ๐˜ธ๐˜ช๐˜ญ๐˜ฅ ๐˜ค๐˜ฉ๐˜ช๐˜ญ๐˜ฅ. ๐˜ˆ๐˜ฏ๐˜ฅ ๐˜ด๐˜ฐ๐˜ฎ๐˜ฆ ๐˜ฅ๐˜ข๐˜บ๐˜ด ๐˜ ๐˜ข๐˜ฎ ๐˜ข ๐˜ง๐˜ณ๐˜ข๐˜จ๐˜ช๐˜ญ๐˜ฆ ๐˜ฎ๐˜ฆ๐˜ด๐˜ด. ๐˜”๐˜ฐ๐˜ด๐˜ต ๐˜ฅ๐˜ข๐˜บ๐˜ด ๐˜ ๐˜ข๐˜ฎ ๐˜ข ๐˜ฃ๐˜ช๐˜ต ๐˜ฐ๐˜ง ๐˜ข๐˜ญ๐˜ญ ๐˜ต๐˜ฉ๐˜ณ๐˜ฆ๐˜ฆ. ๐‘ฉ๐’–๐’• ๐’†๐’—๐’†๐’“๐’š ๐’…๐’‚๐’š, ๐‘ฐ ๐’‚๐’Ž ๐’‰๐’†๐’“๐’†, ๐’•๐’“๐’š๐’Š๐’๐’ˆ.

  18. Lil_lamb Lil_lamb
    posted a quote
    August 10, 2019 4:41am EDT
    If you wouldn't invite them to your birthday party, does it really matter what they think of you?

  19. TheCovertComic TheCovertComic
    posted a quote
    August 9, 2019 11:35pm EDT
    To me it's not a near riot unless it's within 10 feet.

  20. TheCovertComic TheCovertComic
    posted a quote
    August 9, 2019 11:34pm EDT
    Never run away from a problem. If confronted by a problem, wave your arms and yell loudly. If this doesn't succeed in scaring off the problem, immediately go limp and play dead.

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