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  1. Dudu* Dudu*
    posted a quote
    July 5, 2020 11:08am UTC
    i don't have someone like that.

  2. إيمان Eman* إيمان Eman*
    posted a quote
    July 4, 2020 3:51pm UTC
    اسْتَمِعْ لِقَلْبِكَ وَ لا تَتَجاهلْهُ أبَداًلا تُنْكِر أنَّهُ آمَنَ بِوُجودِ خالقٍ أو أَنّّهُ أَحَبَّ فُلاناًتَذَكَّرْ عَدَمَ تَجاهُلِ قَلبك

  3. Dudu* Dudu*
    posted a quote
    July 4, 2020 1:10pm UTC
    viewed through sleep stained eyes, in a space between imagination and reality, a message was received: if you're tired or if you're having a difficult time you can come back to me anytime. you should know that.

  4. TheCovertComic TheCovertComic
    posted a quote
    July 4, 2020 1:47am UTC
    'Security awareness' is an oxymoron.

  5. TheCovertComic TheCovertComic
    posted a quote
    July 4, 2020 1:46am UTC
    Not to oppose injustice is to be party to it – and who doesn't like to be have fun!

  6. TheCovertComic TheCovertComic
    posted a quote
    July 4, 2020 1:45am UTC
    The cranial cavity is the shortest bus of all.

  7. إيمان Eman* إيمان Eman*
    posted a quote
    July 3, 2020 6:21pm UTC
    👉You are the master of yourself, do not accept
    injustice and preserve your dignity👈

  8. إيمان Eman* إيمان Eman*
    posted a quote
    July 3, 2020 6:11pm UTC
    Do not wait anyone ⬅
    Do not wait anything⬅
    everything is coming ⬅💯
    think how to reach ⬅✔
    believe that you are witty⬅✔
    trust yourself⬅✔

  9. إيمان Eman* إيمان Eman*
    posted a quote
    July 3, 2020 6:03pm UTC
    تَطاوَلَ لَيلُكَ بِالأَثمَدِ
    وَنامَ الخَلِيُّ وَلَم تَرقُدِ
    وَباتَ وَباتَت لَهُ لَيلَةٌ
    كَلَيلَةِ ذي العائِرِ الأَرمَدِ
    وَذَلِكَ مِن نَبَإٍ جاءَني
    وَخُبِّرتُهُ عَن أَبي الأَسوَدِ

  10. requiem requiem
    posted a quote
    July 3, 2020 12:11pm UTC
    “but life doesn't turn out the way you thought
    it would when you were fourteen years old.”

  11. requiem requiem
    posted a quote
    July 3, 2020 11:56am UTC
    ☆ stay, you're not gonna LEAVE me
    this ( place ) is right where you need to be
    & why YOUR WORDS gotta mean so much to them
    & THEY MEAN NOTHING TO ME?

  12. requiem requiem
    posted a quote
    July 3, 2020 11:27am UTC
    “HE LEFT A HOLE.
    & IT HURTS SO BAD
    YOU CAN'T TAKE IT.”

  13. airatmaninravi airatmaninravi
    posted a quote
    July 3, 2020 10:53am UTC
    Experience God in the Mountains, then in the Butterflies, Trees and the Sea. Then slowly you will Realize, that God is in You & Me!

  14. Dudu* Dudu*
    posted a quote
    July 3, 2020 9:33am UTC
    let's look before we fall and then fall anyway.

  15. requiem requiem
    posted a quote
    July 3, 2020 7:10am UTC
    this is where i start to miss you
    (more than i can bear)
    i hate this distance in between us
    (i don't think it's fair)

  16. إيمان Eman* إيمان Eman*
    posted a quote
    July 1, 2020 4:13pm UTC
    If we forgot the past
    the past will not forget us

  17. إيمان Eman* إيمان Eman*
    posted a quote
    July 1, 2020 4:00pm UTC
    Why Arab's marks in the English language higher than the Arabic language!?

  18. إيمان Eman* إيمان Eman*
    posted a quote
    July 1, 2020 3:56pm UTC
    Why Arabs marks in the English language higher than the Arabic language!?🤔🤔🤔

  19. thisrayofsunshine thisrayofsunshine
    posted a quote
    July 1, 2020 1:51pm UTC
    Like if you are still
    on witty,
    I haven't been on witty since high school
    is it still a thing or am I here for a lost cause?

  20. Dudu* Dudu*
    posted a quote
    July 1, 2020 1:23pm UTC
    saw you again after a while. you were happy to see me but my body language gave me away.
    let's not bump into eachother.

:)

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