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  1. TheCovertComic TheCovertComic
    posted a quote
    February 23, 2019 12:17am EST
    Extraordinary (adj.) Even more ordinary than usual.

  2. TheCovertComic TheCovertComic
    posted a quote
    February 23, 2019 12:15am EST
    To maintain good karma, drive on good roadma.

  3. TheCovertComic TheCovertComic
    posted a quote
    February 23, 2019 12:13am EST
    Don't get eaten by that, you'll ruin its appetite!

  4. PrimarilyParamore* PrimarilyParamore*
    posted a quote
    February 22, 2019 11:22pm EST
    february journal prompts
    21. Write down 10 Things you'RE Thankful for right now:
    1. music
    2. plaid skirts and concert tees
    3. coffee
    4. Uber+ uber eats
    5. puns
    6. Bo Burnham& John Mulaney
    7. Umbrella academy & Deadly Class
    8. Chuck & Blair' relationship
    9. Card games
    10. Moodboard

  5. PrimarilyParamore* PrimarilyParamore*
    posted a quote
    February 22, 2019 11:01pm EST
    february journal prompts
    20. Free write for 15 mins:
    This prompt reminds me a lot of middle school. Mainly because we had a daily assignment where we had to write for 10 minutes... It seemed so annoying at the time, but now I kinda miss simple assignments like that and the simple problems I had in middle school. I used to get around the page lenghts by using song lyrics and big handwritting. all the shortcuts I used to get by seem so useless.

  6. nicolešŸŒ¹* nicolešŸŒ¹*
    posted a quote
    February 21, 2019 10:35pm EST
    what did i do to make you
    leave, 'cause without you i
    can't proceed

  7. PrimarilyParamore* PrimarilyParamore*
    posted a quote
    February 21, 2019 12:11am EST
    february journal prompts
    19. Identify the things in your life that develop inspiration
    music, books, certain aesthetics, my friends, and my family.

  8. grownsimba grownsimba
    posted a quote
    February 20, 2019 8:14pm EST
    As long as it rhymes, everything will be fines.
    nmf

  9. PrimarilyParamore* PrimarilyParamore*
    posted a quote
    February 20, 2019 2:55pm EST
    Fairy tales, then, are not responsible for producing in children fear, or any of the shapes of fear; Fairy tales do not give the child the idea of the evil or the ugly; that is in the child already, because it is in the world already. Fairy tales do not give the child his first idea of bogey. What Fairy tales give the child is his first clear idea of the possible defeat of bogey. The baby has known the dragon intimately ever since he had an imagination. What the Fairy tale provides for him is a St. George to kill the dragon. Exactly what the FaIry tale does is this: it accustoms him for a series of clear pictures to the idea that these limitless terrors had a limit, that these shapeless enemies have enemies in the knights of God, that there is something in the universe more mystical than darkenss, and stronger Nthan strong fear.
    — GK CHESTERTON

  10. nicolešŸŒ¹* nicolešŸŒ¹*
    posted a quote
    February 19, 2019 9:04pm EST
    we had chemistry, and you're one who got away

  11. PrimarilyParamore* PrimarilyParamore*
    posted a quote
    February 19, 2019 12:17am EST
    february journal prompts
    18. Write down 5 Things you love about yourself that don't have to do with appearances
    1. My music taste
    2. My style
    3. My laid back attitude
    4. My Irishness
    5. My punability.

  12. dontsellyourselfshort dontsellyourselfshort
    posted a quote
    February 18, 2019 10:44pm EST
    WHEN YOU BROKE MY HEART, YOU SAID YOU ONLY WANTED HALF OF ME.
    Format © dontsellyourselfshort

  13. hiscountrygirl hiscountrygirl
    posted a quote
    February 18, 2019 7:31pm EST
    Crazy how quickly a person can change someones life,
    in such a positive way and then,
    hurt that person even faster.

  14. hiscountrygirl hiscountrygirl
    posted a quote
    February 18, 2019 7:15pm EST
    Torn,
    Torn between what the heart wants and how you're treated by the person you love. Sometimes we know we're going to lose them because people come and go. But when they make an impact on us right away it sucks because we feel like that person is amazing and we don't want to lose them.

  15. PrimarilyParamore* PrimarilyParamore*
    posted a quote
    February 18, 2019 4:16pm EST
    february journal prompts
    17. Write down 5 Things you love about your body
    1. My blonde hair
    2. My lack of heigth
    3. My long fingernails
    4. My brown eyes
    5. My legs.

  16. PrimarilyParamore* PrimarilyParamore*
    posted a quote
    February 18, 2019 3:39pm EST
    february journal prompts
    16. How can you better Love yourself?
    Do my hair more. use more skin products. Clean and organize my room and keep it that way. Buy more music. Go to more concerts. See and talk to my firneds more. Learn how to drive, be better at time management. read more books. Figure out my job situation...

  17. tornedsoul* tornedsoul*
    posted a quote
    February 18, 2019 11:29am EST
    And then my soul saw you and it kind of went, ā€˜Oh, there you are. Iā€™ve been looking for you.ā€™

  18. PrimarilyParamore* PrimarilyParamore*
    posted a quote
    February 18, 2019 1:49am EST
    FEBRAURY Roses are like the flames that warm the cold Moon on a winter night.
    — Bing Hua

  19. PrimarilyParamore* PrimarilyParamore*
    posted a quote
    February 18, 2019 1:03am EST
    ANGRY, and half in love with you, and tremendously SORRY,
    I turned away.
    — F. Scott Fitzgerald

  20. dontsellyourselfshort dontsellyourselfshort
    posted a quote
    February 17, 2019 10:02pm EST
    ALL MY LOWS
    AND ALL MY HIGHS
    WON'T LET YOU CLOUD MY MIND
    Format © dontsellyourselfshort

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