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  1. 3wordssayitall 3wordssayitall
    posted a quote
    October 17, 2017 9:26pm EDT
    okay. so, i had this boyfriend for four years right? he was this guy who i had been completely infatuated with since the 7th grade. and he always seemed like a decent guy and most of the time he was.
    our first two years together were quite nice he wasnt an amazing gentleman or anything but he was a nice enough boyfriend.
    i of course was madly in love with him, my will was his command.
    i didnt realize it about him at first but he was selfish. when we went out he didnt like holding my hand because it was bothersome to him, he would forget to text back for hours at a time sometimes, when he came over he would take naps while i played with his hair, everytime. the same thing.
    he spent every waking hour of the day with his friends and made time for me two days out of the week when we saw each other at church. now this wasnt all his fault, he was my first boyfriend and i didnt want him to break up with me so whatever he wanted or said i tried to go with.
    i would avoid telling him things i didnt like because the one time i did we almost broke up. so i became so afraid hed leave me if i complained so in the end i just bottled everything up.
    forward to two years into our relationship and my uncle kills himself, my cat died, and my grandmother who had been living with us since i was little; died. he decided to tell me the day i get the news about my uncle that last night while he was hanging out with friends he decided to move six hours away for college. and he did, after a month into being there all he does is party and drink. and
    one night while he was a little drunker than he normally got he made out with one of his old friends from high school who was visiting.
    he told me the next day right before i left to go to the movies with my friends.
    the next few months after that he kept telling me he didnt really know if he wanted this relationship anymore, me being the way i was i couldnt break up with him. i loved him so much. so i told him to end it if he didnt want it anymore. and he never did.
    fast forward two more years. we've been doing long distance for two years now.
    he hates doing phone calls, refuses to skype me, and hardly has time to text.
    one day i walked into a Marine Corps recruiters office because a friend asked me to talk to him, a week later im sworn in and leave for bootcamp in a month.
    he was nervous about it, he didnt want me to stay in since we planned to get married and he wanted kids before 25.
    i left for bootcamp March 13th 2017, we sent letters back and forth all through out bootcamp, and then finally the day before graduation when i got to call my family and friends for a bit i called him and our conversation for not being able to talk in 3 months was this,
    *ringing*
    Him: yooooooo
    Me: babe? hey babe, its me.... i did it.
    HIm: apparently
    me: im excited to see you soon
    him: me too
    Me (pretty damn dissapointed): yeah.... anyways i should probably go, sergent is calling us for formation. love ya, bye.
    him: love ya too, bye
    Sergent wasnt calling us for formation.
    that call broke me, i got through 13 weeks of complete hell thinking all i wanted was to hear his voice; and that was how he answered.
    i immedietly knew i had to break up with him.
    but some old part of me fought through and while i was home on my ten day leave i acted normal, he cried in his car as he talked to me saying it had been the lonliest three months of his life.
    that he missed me so much, it was really sad now that i think about it.
    i smiled and hugged him and cried too. but my tears were because i ended up fighting so hard for myself i grew the strength to give up on him. right when he finally decided he wanted to fight for me.
    after i broke up with him he begged for me back, cried to me, fought for me, said he would wait.
    i guess you never really know what you had until its gone.
    im happy now, we've been broken up for about 3 months.
    my life is constantly busy with the daily demands of doing what i do. but i live for me now, as i encourage anyone else that may have a similar situation to do.
    stop living your life revolved around the needs and demands of someone else.
    you're worth so much more than that.
    for me it took earning the title U.S. Marine, fighting harder than ive ever had to fight, and growing up faster than most others do in order to see i cant live my life for somebody elses happiness.
    live a life you can be proud of.
    Semper Fi

  2. mureens mureens
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    October 17, 2017 2:15pm EDT
    i love you this world.

  3. Slim Shadys Baby* Slim Shadys Baby*
    posted a quote
    October 17, 2017 1:52pm EDT
    You can't be the hero this time
    stop trying to save me
    while I try to run away

  4. crimson24 crimson24
    posted a quote
    October 17, 2017 9:07am EDT
    the blood works stops the water works;the leg is beer and the wrist is vodka

  5. David Baxter* David Baxter*
    posted a quote
    October 17, 2017 8:23am EDT
    Change before you have to - Jack Welch

  6. Shauna1612 Shauna1612
    posted a quote
    October 17, 2017 8:11am EDT
    Moving on is a simple thing
    What it leaves behind is hard.♥

  7. Cupcake22* Cupcake22*
    posted a quote
    October 17, 2017 7:55am EDT
    I'll do whatever I like 2 do!!!!
    not those things...which you want me 2 do!!!

  8. LegendAM LegendAM
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    October 17, 2017 2:24am EDT
    Currently, Anthony Morrison serves as CEO of Morrison Publishing, LLC a company whose focus is on the creation of digital content and software for online marketers.

  9. RVM RVM
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    October 17, 2017 12:50am EDT
    Don't be so busy making a living that you forget to enjoy your Life. Today, make a commitment to Enjoy Life.

  10. unicorn104149BFFmusicallychannel unicorn104149BFFmusicallychannel
    posted a quote
    October 16, 2017 4:46pm EDT
    I live in South Yorkshire and the remains of hurricane Ophelia are hitting us. This is really bad the sky us yellow and the sun is red its mega windy outside. I think this is bad but England only had the remains. Poor AMERICA

  11. unicorn104149BFFmusicallychannel unicorn104149BFFmusicallychannel
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    October 16, 2017 4:18pm EDT
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  12. crimson24 crimson24
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    October 16, 2017 4:07pm EDT
    i keep telling myself that if wonder woman can stop WWIII and frodo can get the ring to mordor surely i can get out of bed.

  13. dailymotivation dailymotivation
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    October 16, 2017 3:01am EDT
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  14. XxX2000sxVampirexEmoxXx* XxX2000sxVampirexEmoxXx*
    posted a quote
    October 16, 2017 2:08am EDT
    I've always been told to avoid danger, but
    I was never told the trick to avoid danger when it comes up to me as
    EVERYTHING I'VE EVER WANTED.
    — Danger can be beautiful,
    and NO ONE EVER TAUGHT ME THAT.
    // Hearts are as Fragile as Flowers

  15. *Yours Truly* *Yours Truly*
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    October 16, 2017 12:41am EDT
    ☽☾☽☾☽☾☽☾☽☾☽☾☽☾☽☾☽☾☽☾☽☾☽☾☽☾☽☾☽☾
    The sunken in couch cushions remind me of
    your absence when it's late at night, and I'm
    waiting for texts that won't come. Somewhere
    you're asleep in a bed that we should've been
    sharing, but the only thing that fills the
    places your warm breath should have been is
    the dull ringing in my ears from your silence.
    ☽☾☽☾☽☾☽☾☽☾☽☾☽☾☽☾☽☾☽☾☽☾☽☾☽☾☽☾☽☾

  16. nicole🌹* nicole🌹*
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    October 15, 2017 8:50pm EDT
    and if you want a good girl, then goodbye

  17. crimson24 crimson24
    posted a quote
    October 15, 2017 1:16pm EDT
    it's crazy how a goal can somehow make one feel less useless

  18. *Yours Truly* *Yours Truly*
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    October 15, 2017 4:39am EDT
    ☽☾☽☾☽☾☽☾☽☾☽☾☽☾☽☾☽☾☽☾☽☾☽☾☽☾☽☾
    iloveyouiloveyouiloveyouiloveyouiloveyou
    with no spaces in between, no room for any
    exceptions.
    ☽☾☽☾☽☾☽☾☽☾☽☾☽☾☽☾☽☾☽☾☽☾☽☾☽☾☽☾

  19. Slim Shadys Baby* Slim Shadys Baby*
    posted a quote
    October 15, 2017 2:03am EDT
    I use to be able to say that
    you'd never see me smile
    in pictures. But today.
    You're the reason why.

  20. *Freedom* *Freedom*
    posted a quote
    October 15, 2017 12:19am EDT
    "Please," he cried, "Please just come over please"
    "I'm sorry, I'm never gonna hurt you again please come over"
    "I love you, you know I did please come see me"
    "I just cant go on without you"
    although im still hurting
    I just keep going back

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