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  1. RVM RVM
    posted a quote
    January 17, 2017 1:00am EST
    Do you earn for others to burn? Why not GIVE as you LIVE, so that when you die, the world will cry.

  2. shescrazy19 shescrazy19
    posted a quote
    January 17, 2017 12:56am EST
    Maybe thats the problem; we both know it wasnt a lie. We both knew it was all as true as knowing the sun would come up in the morning. My love for you will forever be infinite. But its time for you to realize I'm no longer deserving of your love, and youre no longer deserving to be stuck on a love and a life that once was. No matter how amazing it was. Hate me if it'll make it easier on you. Hate me to make it so you can move on. To start over. Hate me to be you again.

  3. Chrissys Chrissys
    posted a quote
    January 17, 2017 12:50am EST
    Fragile glass
    Breathe into me like a dragons' breath
    Blow away my troubles and sins
    Life is the slow punishment, it'll end in death
    I turn to see the darkness and it's evil grin
    Broken and bruised as I have been
    The scars rise from beneath my fragile skin
    Set me free
    Let the wind sneak through the grass
    My soul whispers to the trees
    I grow stronger and I'm no longer freshly broken glass

  4. Chrissys Chrissys
    posted a quote
    January 17, 2017 12:38am EST
    My thoughts lately; 1/17/2017 12:38 AM It has been so hard to sleep lately.
    I keep staying up, thinking all night, about a lot of things.
    So many things I could have done. And things I wish I could have changed.
    And then, would my ending have ended out the same? That's the true question.
    If things were different, Who would have left? Who would come back? Who would have stayed? What could be different?
    Would my destiny still remain the same? So many questions cycling through my mind and thoughts just asking to escape. I feel like writing helps me cope. If you don't like me writing these long paragraphs, poems, and stories...
    Then why did you bother reading this far? Do you care about me enough to read this far or was it the fact that you thought I maybe have written some DRAMA laying between these sentences and commas?
    Who knows...? But Goodnight to those who read this far. As I'll be seeing you all tomorrow, but if I change slowly overtime... Think of it as cheese. It's not ready so quickly, but overtime it matures and develops perfectly.

  5. The Pretty of the Odd* The Pretty of the Odd*
    posted a quote
    January 17, 2017 12:22am EST
    GO IN AND REFLECT ON THAT, SOLVE THAT. AND IF YOU FIND I'VE LIED FROM THIS DAY ONWARD
    CALL THE PROPHET BLIND.
    {Sophocles}

  6. Aggressive Butterfly * Aggressive Butterfly *
    posted a quote
    January 16, 2017 10:23pm EST
    We danced through the victories, we lived through the scars
    I counted blessings while you counted stars.

  7. OnlyYourSuperman OnlyYourSuperman
    posted a quote
    January 16, 2017 10:21pm EST
    That. All of it. It was just a lie.

  8. nicole* nicole*
    posted a quote
    January 16, 2017 9:09pm EST
    SHOUT OUT TO MY EX,
    YOU'RE REALLY QUITE THE MAN,
    YOU MADE MY HEART BREAK
    AND THAT MADE ME WHO I AM

  9. nicole* nicole*
    posted a quote
    January 16, 2017 9:04pm EST
    i heard you noticed every day
    while i've been here beside myself
    how your bedroom smells just like me
    and that you've found somebody else

  10. joie de vivre* joie de vivre*
    posted a quote
    January 16, 2017 8:31pm EST
    When someone plants flowers
    in parts of your spirit
    that were dark
    closed,
    broken
    before they arrived,
    do not let them wither
    when they leave.
    Instead,
    love them for growing
    love them for living
    love them for letting the light
    back into your soul.

  11. shescrazy19 shescrazy19
    posted a quote
    January 16, 2017 8:25pm EST
    That what was a lie? Our fairytale love? Our amazing life? That what was a lie?

  12. joie de vivre* joie de vivre*
    posted a quote
    January 16, 2017 7:59pm EST

    You are not broken. You can love and be loved, despite what may feel like the eternally brutal nature of the world. Even when you’re drowning and so far under, there is always time to reach for someone who will teach you how to breathe again.
    —Jessica Park

  13. joie de vivre* joie de vivre*
    posted a quote
    January 16, 2017 7:11pm EST
    I wish she would stop telling me it will get better as if I'll wake up one day and all the missing, all the longing will have magically ceased to throb against my ribcage and churn knots in my stomach, storms behind my tear ducts. You get over losing a jaded, bitter adolescent a.sshole who didn't want or reciprocate your love (I've had to before, and it hurt nothing like this). You don't get over losing an innocent child who did nothing but love you and make your soul the happiest it had ever been with another. You don't get over having the purest, most unselfish relationship in your life abruptly taken from you when it could have and should have lasted much longer. This brand of heartache doesn't fade completely, and attempts to beat it into me that it will with something as inconsequential and arguably nonexistent as ‘time’ won't act as a dissolvent.

  14. *mysterious.mah* *mysterious.mah*
    posted a quote
    January 16, 2017 6:42pm EST
    If I had a penny for every time Donald Trump said something stupid...
    I would have a small loan of a million dollars.

  15. OnlyYourSuperman OnlyYourSuperman
    posted a quote
    January 16, 2017 5:35pm EST
    Like what? that it was all a lie.

  16. Y0UNGL0V3MURD3R Y0UNGL0V3MURD3R
    posted a quote
    January 16, 2017 5:22pm EST
    I wish I could tell you that I miss you but it’ll sound silly and I’ll embarrass myself.

  17. shescrazy19 shescrazy19
    posted a quote
    January 16, 2017 3:27pm EST
    I want to say something mean. Hurtful. Something to make it so it'll be easier to move on. I hope you can find happiness in someone else. I hope you can find another soul mate. I hope you find someone to make you feel as amazing as you truely are. I want to rip it all off like a bandaid and maybe then it'll be so much easier, for both of us. All I know is I hope one day you can forgive me; even if its in the future I hope youre open to it. Just live your life to the fullest. Please.

  18. babygurl7090 babygurl7090
    posted a quote
    January 16, 2017 7:11am EST
    here i am again sitting awake waiting for you to text me telling me your coming over but it might now even happen. im staying awake on a maybe yes maybe no sinario

  19. The Pretty of the Odd* The Pretty of the Odd*
    posted a quote
    January 16, 2017 4:28am EST
    everything has beauty
    but not everyone can see it
    .
    Format by Breeze

  20. The Pretty of the Odd* The Pretty of the Odd*
    posted a quote
    January 16, 2017 3:56am EST
    ALL I DO IS KISS
    YOU THROUGH
    THE BARS OF A
    RHYME.
    Format © dontsellyourselfshort

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