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  1. hkbestutors hkbestutors happy witty anniversary!
    posted a quote
    August 17, 2017 12:32pm EDT
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  2. shescrazy19 shescrazy19
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    August 17, 2017 12:13pm EDT
    Thats awesome dude (Thurs @ 9:12 am)

  3. crimson24 crimson24
    posted a quote
    August 17, 2017 8:57am EDT
    "i feel like she'd be the one i go to if i wanted to feel great about my life..." ~my boss

  4. spokaneseo spokaneseo happy witty anniversary!
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    August 17, 2017 7:45am EDT
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  5. 𝓍𝒫𝑒𝓇𝒻𝑒𝒸𝓉𝐼𝓃𝓈𝒶𝓃𝒾𝓉𝓎* 𝓍𝒫𝑒𝓇𝒻𝑒𝒸𝓉𝐼𝓃𝓈𝒶𝓃𝒾𝓉𝓎*
    posted a quote
    August 17, 2017 5:49am EDT
    30 Day Song Challenge
    Day 01 - Your favorite song
    Day 02 - Your least favorite song
    Day 03 - A song that makes you happy
    Day 04 - A song that makes you sad
    Day 05 - A song that reminds you of someone
    Day 06 - A song that reminds you of somewhere
    Day 07 - A song that reminds you of a certain event
    Day 08 - A song that you know all the words to
    Day 09 - A song that you can dance to
    Day 10 - A song that makes you fall asleep
    Day 11 - A song from your favorite band
    Day 12 - A song from a band you hate
    Day 13 - A song that is a guilty pleasure
    Day 14 - A song that no one would expect you to love
    Day 15 - A song that describes you
    Day 16 - A song that you used to love, but now hate
    Day 17 - A song that you hear often on the radio
    Day 18 - A song that you wish you heard on the radio
    Day 19 - A song from your favorite album
    Day 20 - A song that you listen to when you're angry
    Day 21 - A song that you listen to when you're happy
    Day 22 - A song that you listen to when you're sad
    Day 23 - A song that you want to play at your wedding
    Day 24 - A song that you want to play at your funeral
    Day 25 - A song that makes you laugh
    Day 26 - A song that you can play on an instrument
    Day 27 - A song that you wish you could play
    Day 28 - A song that makes you feel guilty
    Day 29 - A song from your childhood
    Day 30 - Your favorite song at this time last year
    Day 01 - I currently have two favorite songs. :3 "Custer" and "Spit It Out" by Slipknot.
    Day 02 - Probably anything by One Direction or Justin Bieber. x.x I honestly can't stand any of the really popular music.
    Day 03 - It depends on the band(s) I'm in the mood for at the time. "Lady Bug" by Breaking Benjamin usually does it, though.
    Day 04 - Not many songs can make me sad... Though for some reason, "Photograph" by Nickelback and "Walk Away" by Five Finger Death Punch have both made me feel sad before.
    Day 05 - I honestly can't think of any songs that remind me of anyone. XD
    Day 06 - Certain songs by Breaking Benjamin remind me of one time I went on vacation with my grandparents, since that was when I first started to really listen to them. XD That counts, right?
    Day 07 - If a song reminds me of an event, that's usually because that's what it's about. XD
    Day 08 - I can't name one offhand because I know too many songs. XD
    Day 09 - I can't dance. XD "Breathe You In" by Papa Roach kinda has a beat that makes me wanna dance, though.
    Day 10 - I don't have a specific song that makes me fall asleep. I can go to sleep listening to anything, as long as I like it. (Slipknot, KoRn, Five Finger Death Punch, Megadeth, etc. XD)
    Day 11 - I don't relly have a favorite band... It's difficult to choose. How about "The Devil In I" by Slipknot?
    Day 12 - I don't think I even need to answer that.
    Day 13 - "100 Ways To Hate" by Five Finger Death Punch. ^^;
    Day 14 - Probably "Right Now" by KoRn... Or "Burn MF" by Five Finger Death Punch. (It's so mean, but I find it catchy. ^^;)
    Day 15 - There are so many lines I feel that I can relate to, but I can't think of a full song...
    Day 16 - "Awake And Alive" by Skillet... or pretty much any song by Skillet. I blame my little brother. x.x
    Day 17 - I don't listen to the radio. I can't find a station I like.
    Day 18 - I don't know. XD It would be cool to hear something by Slipknot on the radio, I guess.
    Day 19 - I listen to a bunch of different bands. How do I pick a favorite album? XD My favorite by Breaking Benjamin is Phobia, and by Slipknot, .5: The Gray Chapter, and by Shinedown, The Sound Of Madness, and by Three Days Grace, One X. But my favorite out of those four? I can't choose. XD
    Day 20 - I don't have a specific song, but bands like Slipknot, KoRn, or Five Finger Death Punch make me feel better when I'm angry.
    Day 21 - When I'm happy, I just listen to whatever I feel like listening to.
    Day 22 - I don't have a song I like to listen to when I'm sad... "Dead Flowers" by Demon Hunter has made me feel better once, though.
    Dat 23 - I honestly have no idea. Maybe "Say You'll Haunt Me" by Stone Sour? XD
    Day 24 - "Leave Out All The Rest" by Linkin Park. :3

  6. 𝓍𝒫𝑒𝓇𝒻𝑒𝒸𝓉𝐼𝓃𝓈𝒶𝓃𝒾𝓉𝓎* 𝓍𝒫𝑒𝓇𝒻𝑒𝒸𝓉𝐼𝓃𝓈𝒶𝓃𝒾𝓉𝓎*
    posted a quote
    August 17, 2017 5:43am EDT
    "𝓘 𝓵𝓲𝓼𝓽𝒆𝓷 𝓽𝓸 𝓽𝓱𝒆 𝔀𝓸𝓻𝓭𝓼 𝔂𝓸𝓾'𝓻𝒆 𝓼𝓪𝔂𝓲𝓷𝓰
    𝓦𝓸𝓻𝓭𝓼 𝓘'𝓶 𝒇𝓲𝓰𝓱𝓽𝓲𝓷𝓰 𝓽𝓸 𝓫𝒆𝓵𝓲𝒆𝓿𝒆
    𝓘𝓽'𝓼 𝓵𝓲𝓴𝒆 𝓘'𝓶 𝓵𝓲𝓿𝓲𝓷𝓰 𝒇𝓻𝓸𝓶 𝓪 𝓭𝓲𝓼𝓽𝓪𝓷𝓬𝒆
    𝓦𝓱𝒆𝓷 𝔂𝓸𝓾'𝓻𝒆 𝓸𝓾𝓽 𝓸𝒇 𝓻𝒆𝓪𝓬𝓱"

  7. 𝓍𝒫𝑒𝓇𝒻𝑒𝒸𝓉𝐼𝓃𝓈𝒶𝓃𝒾𝓉𝓎* 𝓍𝒫𝑒𝓇𝒻𝑒𝒸𝓉𝐼𝓃𝓈𝒶𝓃𝒾𝓉𝓎*
    posted a quote
    August 17, 2017 5:39am EDT
    "𝓘'𝓵𝓵 𝓴𝒆𝒆𝓹 𝔂𝓸𝓾 𝓪𝓵𝓲𝓿𝒆,
    𝓲𝒇 𝔂𝓸𝓾 𝓼𝓱𝓸𝔀 𝓶𝒆 𝓽𝓱𝒆 𝔀𝓪𝔂"
    -Ɓяєαкιηg Ɓєηנαмιη

  8. sothisislove sothisislove
    posted a quote
    August 17, 2017 3:03am EDT
    Ive been crazy busy lately. Sorry I havent posted anything loves will be back to posting soon.
    God bless and keep you all this day.
    Your sister in Christ,
    Em

  9. 𝓍𝒫𝑒𝓇𝒻𝑒𝒸𝓉𝐼𝓃𝓈𝒶𝓃𝒾𝓉𝓎* 𝓍𝒫𝑒𝓇𝒻𝑒𝒸𝓉𝐼𝓃𝓈𝒶𝓃𝒾𝓉𝓎*
    posted a quote
    August 17, 2017 2:25am EDT
    Can you name a song for every letter of the alphabet?
    A - "Absolute Zero" -Stone Sour
    B - "Battle Born" -Five Finger Death Punch
    C - "Coming Undone" -KoRn
    D - "Diamond Eyes" -Shinedown
    E - "Eyeless" -Slipknot
    F - "Fade To Black" -Metallica
    G - "Getting Away With Murder" -Papa Roach
    H - "Hold Me Now" -Red
    I - "Inside It's Raining" -Art Of Dying
    J - "Jekyll And Hyde" -Five Finger Death Punch
    K - "Kidnap The Sandy Claws" -KoRn
    L - "Love Song" -KoRn
    M - "Made Of Scars" Papa Roach
    N - "Never Too Late" -Three Days Grace
    O - "One Thousand Apologies" -Demon Hunter
    P - "Public Enemy No. 1" -Megadeth
    Q - "Question Everything" -Five Finger Death Punch
    R - "Ride The Lightning" -Metallica
    S - "Shallow Bay" -Breaking Benjamin
    T - "Through Glass" -Stone Sour
    U - "Unity" -Shinedown
    V - "Vendetta" -Slipknot
    W - "Word So Cold" -Mudvayne
    X - "XIX" -Slipknot
    Y - "You're Mine" -Disturbed
    Z - "Zombie" -We As Human

  10. Lucy* Lucy*
    posted a quote
    August 16, 2017 11:49pm EDT
    i forgot all about this site and it's even more dead now!! :))))))

  11. RVM RVM
    posted a quote
    August 16, 2017 11:19pm EDT
    Wake up in the morning and get into each day, living it in a way that will make you happy and gay.

  12. 𝓍𝒫𝑒𝓇𝒻𝑒𝒸𝓉𝐼𝓃𝓈𝒶𝓃𝒾𝓉𝓎* 𝓍𝒫𝑒𝓇𝒻𝑒𝒸𝓉𝐼𝓃𝓈𝒶𝓃𝒾𝓉𝓎*
    posted a quote
    August 16, 2017 9:44pm EDT
    "Ɲєνєя ѕαу "fσяєνєя",
    'cαυѕє fσяєνєя'ѕ α Ɩιє"
    -𝒮𝓉𝑜𝓃𝑒 𝒮𝑜𝓊𝓇

  13. shescrazy19 shescrazy19
    posted a quote
    August 16, 2017 8:46pm EDT
    I wanted you to distract me &' good thats amazing. Im so excited for you!! (5:45)

  14. OnlyYourSuperman OnlyYourSuperman
    posted a quote
    August 16, 2017 8:14pm EDT
    Why can't you focus? are you asking me to distract you or are you saying I am distracting you? well either way I'm finally gunna buy my bug. So freaking excited. Found one for fairly cheap. It of course needs work but you know me I can't wait to start tinkering with it. Mean all I do is go to work so might as well spend money on something I've been wanting. My first fixer upper. Can't wait to take it the beach because that's the first place I'm going!
    5:14

  15. nicole🌹* nicole🌹*
    posted a quote
    August 16, 2017 7:55pm EDT
    summer's meant for
    loving and leaving

  16. nicole🌹* nicole🌹*
    posted a quote
    August 16, 2017 7:50pm EDT
    but my love, he doesn't love me

  17. shescrazy19 shescrazy19
    posted a quote
    August 16, 2017 7:20pm EDT
    Distract me ; cant even focus at work . (4:20)

  18. OnlyYourSuperman OnlyYourSuperman
    posted a quote
    August 16, 2017 7:18pm EDT
    Right well mean that's understanadble
    4:18

  19. shescrazy19 shescrazy19
    posted a quote
    August 16, 2017 7:16pm EDT
    I keep telling Jon what I need from him. Like I try not to be high maintenace but I kinda feel like I deserve to feel like hes honest and loyal and honestly attracted to me. I know you dont want to hear that but dude I havent felt beautiful for so long. All that self confidence you helped me build its like all gone. (4:15)

  20. Justanothergirl55 Justanothergirl55
    posted a quote
    August 16, 2017 7:00pm EDT
    Maybe.. You just have to live for the small things, Like being called pretty or
    someone picking up the pen you dropped or laughing so hard that your
    stomach starts to hurt. Maybe, Thats all that matters at the end of the day.

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