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  1. Dudu* Dudu*
    posted a quote
    August 19, 2019 8:11am EDT
    for now i'll erase everything that isn't you.
    for now i'll only think beautiful thoughts.

  2. dontsellyourselfshort dontsellyourselfshort
    posted a quote
    August 17, 2019 12:30am EDT
    YOU'RE ALL I SEE IN ALL THESE PLACES
    Format © dontsellyourselfshort

  3. xx_CAT_xx xx_CAT_xx
    posted a quote
    August 16, 2019 11:34pm EDT
    To think it's been 8 years since I've been on here.
    Seeing old quotes and remembering all those feelings I had years ago.
    Just wow
    ...
    Look how far I've come.

  4. TheCovertComic TheCovertComic
    posted a quote
    August 16, 2019 10:47pm EDT
    If the world will never be the same again, the world will never be the same, again.

  5. TheCovertComic TheCovertComic
    posted a quote
    August 16, 2019 10:45pm EDT
    I work in an error conditioned office.

  6. TheCovertComic TheCovertComic
    posted a quote
    August 16, 2019 10:45pm EDT
    My word is my blonde.

  7. Vincent Edgar Crow* Vincent Edgar Crow*
    posted a quote
    August 15, 2019 5:10am EDT
    Depression is sleeping through
    the day in a dark room. Depression is
    ignoring calls and texts from family
    and friends. Depression is feeling
    lonely but not wanting company.
    Depression is a disease. Its called
    the silent killer for a reason. If you're
    still here today know that i love you
    and know that there are others out there
    who understand i am one of them
    you are not alone
    My Response to the above qoute that i found
    on a friends timeline. The only part i wrote
    is marked in Orange.
    we are a breed all are own
    no matter how hard they try with their books and degrees
    the normal ones will never completely understand our minds
    . the only ones who truly do understand
    are those who have walked
    and those that continue
    to walk the same path as we do.

  8. Vincent Edgar Crow* Vincent Edgar Crow*
    posted a quote
    August 15, 2019 4:46am EDT
    Depression is sleeping through
    the day in a dark room. Depression is
    ignoring calls and texts from family
    and friends. Depression is feeling
    lonely but not wanting company.
    Depression is a disease. Its called
    the silent killer for a reason. If you're
    still here today know that i love you
    and know that there are others out there
    who understand i am one of them
    you are not alone
    My Response to the above qoute that i found
    on a friends timeline. The only part i wrote
    is marked in Orange.
    we are a breed all are own
    no matter how hard they try with their books and degrees
    the normal ones will never completely understand our minds
    . the only ones who truly do understand
    are those who have walked
    and those that continue
    to walk the same path as we do.

  9. SANDD* SANDD*
    posted a quote
    August 14, 2019 6:08pm EDT
    You were born for a reason, every little moment that you may not think is important but it is, your actions and your choices define who you are. You canโ€™t change the past. change it by making your life matter.show people who you really are and ignore people that step on you. Be you and over come the negative things, itโ€™s not worth making your life miserable by listening to other people. Never give up on something you think is impossible, itโ€™s not you can do it . I hope you have a good day and make sure you smile ๐Ÿ™‚

  10. beatlemania beatlemania
    posted a quote
    August 13, 2019 4:32pm EDT
    Thanks for coming!! 5/5
    What will happen to Stardoll.com once Flash Player is turning off?

  11. LOSTPOETFROMHEAVEN* LOSTPOETFROMHEAVEN*
    posted a quote
    August 13, 2019 3:36am EDT
    treat your lover like the celeb you love back but dont love you back.

  12. dontsellyourselfshort dontsellyourselfshort
    posted a quote
    August 12, 2019 11:08pm EDT
    WHO NEEDS A HEART WHEN A HEART CAN BE BROKEN?
    Format © dontsellyourselfshort

  13. MissMicky754 MissMicky754
    posted a quote
    August 11, 2019 3:03am EDT
    Do you know what it is
    like you when your own Mother calls you psycho? When she
    canโ€™t even communicate to you without yelling at you?
    You canโ€™t.
    When your best friend is talking behind your back? To the boy you
    like dating your best friend.
    Itโ€™s impossible.
    Saying your last goodbyes to your Father just before his death.
    Having to bring your little sister up while your Mother is lying
    in her bedroom battling depression.
    Itโ€™s hard.
    Itโ€™s hard to keep going, being that daughter who gets the
    best marks in school. The one that gets into university. The one
    without a boyfriend in high school.
    The one that has to please her Mother and gets judged for
    everything she does by her own Mother.
    Having no one besides her
    and having to grow up by herself. ย 
    Itโ€™s sad.
    But the secret isโ€ฆ.
    Iโ€™m
    her.
    ย 

  14. SANDD* SANDD*
    posted a quote
    August 11, 2019 1:33am EDT
    ยฐยฐ๐˜š๐˜ฐ๐˜ฎ๐˜ฆ ๐˜ฅ๐˜ข๐˜บ๐˜ด ๐˜ ๐˜ข๐˜ฎ ๐˜ข ๐˜จ๐˜ฐ๐˜ฅ๐˜ฅ๐˜ฆ๐˜ด๐˜ด. ๐˜š๐˜ฐ๐˜ฎ๐˜ฆ ๐˜ฅ๐˜ข๐˜บ๐˜ด ๐˜ ๐˜ข๐˜ฎ ๐˜ข ๐˜ธ๐˜ช๐˜ญ๐˜ฅ ๐˜ค๐˜ฉ๐˜ช๐˜ญ๐˜ฅ. ๐˜ˆ๐˜ฏ๐˜ฅ ๐˜ด๐˜ฐ๐˜ฎ๐˜ฆ ๐˜ฅ๐˜ข๐˜บ๐˜ด ๐˜ ๐˜ข๐˜ฎ ๐˜ข ๐˜ง๐˜ณ๐˜ข๐˜จ๐˜ช๐˜ญ๐˜ฆ ๐˜ฎ๐˜ฆ๐˜ด๐˜ด. ๐˜”๐˜ฐ๐˜ด๐˜ต ๐˜ฅ๐˜ข๐˜บ๐˜ด ๐˜ ๐˜ข๐˜ฎ ๐˜ข ๐˜ฃ๐˜ช๐˜ต ๐˜ฐ๐˜ง ๐˜ข๐˜ญ๐˜ญ ๐˜ต๐˜ฉ๐˜ณ๐˜ฆ๐˜ฆ. ๐‘ฉ๐’–๐’• ๐’†๐’—๐’†๐’“๐’š ๐’…๐’‚๐’š, ๐‘ฐ ๐’‚๐’Ž ๐’‰๐’†๐’“๐’†, ๐’•๐’“๐’š๐’Š๐’๐’ˆ.

  15. Lil_lamb Lil_lamb
    posted a quote
    August 10, 2019 4:41am EDT
    If you wouldn't invite them to your birthday party, does it really matter what they think of you?

  16. TheCovertComic TheCovertComic
    posted a quote
    August 9, 2019 11:35pm EDT
    To me it's not a near riot unless it's within 10 feet.

  17. TheCovertComic TheCovertComic
    posted a quote
    August 9, 2019 11:34pm EDT
    Never run away from a problem. If confronted by a problem, wave your arms and yell loudly. If this doesn't succeed in scaring off the problem, immediately go limp and play dead.

  18. TheCovertComic TheCovertComic
    posted a quote
    August 9, 2019 11:32pm EDT
    Your genitals refer to your head as 'up there,' with equal embarrassment.

  19. *y i k e s* *y i k e s*
    posted a quote
    August 8, 2019 2:11pm EDT
    format by MikaylaSaysHi do not remove
    is this somehwere that I can go?
    ๏นŒ๏นŒ๏นŒ๏นŒ๏นŒ๏นŒ๏นŒ๏นŒ๏นŒ๏นŒ๏นŒ๏นŒ๏นŒ๏นŒ๏นŒ๏นŒ๏นŒ๏นŒ๏นŒ๏นŒ
    can you explain why this madness is keeping me whole?

  20. Dishonored* Dishonored*
    posted a quote
    August 7, 2019 12:34pm EDT
    knock knock!
    who's there?
    dishes
    dishes who?
    dishes sean connery

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