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  1. *Freedom* *Freedom*
    posted a quote
    April 26, 2018 11:19am EDT
    i can’t wait any longer, I’m sorry

  2. LeatherJacket4 LeatherJacket4
    posted a quote
    April 26, 2018 4:24am EDT
    How Men look in black leather jacket
    leather jacket could be an ordinary piece of men’s wardrobe but at the same time an essential to own. It’s a meticulous fashion that has become a trendy and conclusive. Like those who are best remembered for wearing it, this item is courageous and stimulating. Here’s some ideas of what to wear with this men’s outerwear piece. During the 20th Century black leather jackets became a staple item of clothing for the rebel biker. Securing this classic style isn’t as hard as it looks. However, there are still certain tips and tricks that you should take into contemplation. If you’re wondering what to wear with a jacket, then keep it safe with a simple top and some heavy-duty denim jean.
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  3. LeatherJacket4 LeatherJacket4
    posted a quote
    April 26, 2018 4:23am EDT
    Be stylish and modish with less time lovely and elegant style for teenage boy
    #teenage-boy-leather-jacket
    https://www.leatherjacket4.com/leather-jacket/teenage-boy-leather-jacket

  4. RVM RVM
    posted a quote
    April 26, 2018 2:34am EDT
    Be Grateful you are not like a rock that has no Choice. The Sun Shines on it, the Waves Splash at it. You have a Choice to move and to make your Dreams come true.

  5.  * *
    posted a quote
    April 25, 2018 9:42pm EDT
    ‘as you are.’ says the universe.
    ‘after...’ you answer.
    ‘as you are.’ says the universe.
    ‘before...’ you answer.
    ‘as you are.’ says the universe.
    ‘when...’ you answer.
    ‘as you are.’ says the universe.
    ‘how...’ you answer.
    ‘as you are.’ says the universe.
    ‘why...’ you answer.
    ‘because
    you are happening now.
    right now.
    right at this moment
    and
    your happening
    is beautiful.
    the thing that both keeps me alive
    and
    brings me to my knees.
    you don’t even know how breathtaking you
    are.
    as you are.’ says the universe through tears.
    as you are | you are the prayer

  6. nicole🌹* nicole🌹*
    posted a quote
    April 25, 2018 9:29pm EDT
    well i believe in love,
    but not the kind that breaks you up

  7.  * *
    posted a quote
    April 25, 2018 9:17pm EDT
    you are afraid of love.
    but love is not afraid of you.

  8.  * *
    posted a quote
    April 25, 2018 8:36pm EDT
    what
    massacre
    happens to my son
    between
    him
    living within my skin.
    drinking my cells.
    my water.
    my organs.
    and
    his soft psyche turning cruel.
    does he not remember
    he
    is half woman.
    —from

  9. Whysitgottabeme Whysitgottabeme
    posted a quote
    April 25, 2018 3:20pm EDT
    ~Insert emotion here: nothing.~

  10. Whysitgottabeme Whysitgottabeme
    posted a quote
    April 25, 2018 3:18pm EDT
    ~If you knew me so well, why did you not think how I'd feel before I saw? Did I not cross your mind, like I supposedly already do?~

  11. Whysitgottabeme Whysitgottabeme
    posted a quote
    April 25, 2018 3:12pm EDT
    ~It's a small world.~

  12. Whysitgottabeme Whysitgottabeme
    posted a quote
    April 25, 2018 3:11pm EDT
    ~I warned you. I told you every day and every second I saw you, I'm not okay. I warned you.~

  13. Whysitgottabeme Whysitgottabeme
    posted a quote
    April 25, 2018 3:10pm EDT
    ~If I did what I wanted to do, I'd either be arrested or dead by now.~

  14. Whysitgottabeme Whysitgottabeme
    posted a quote
    April 25, 2018 3:07pm EDT
    ~\1 little mess up and it feels as if everything else is wrong./~

  15. musicure musicure
    posted a quote
    April 25, 2018 2:50pm EDT
    all this time i was finding myself
    and i didn't know i was lost

  16. Whysitgottabeme Whysitgottabeme
    posted a quote
    April 25, 2018 9:49am EDT
    ~i know what i said and i know what i have but i just cant deal with it. and if i act now, I'd be back to where I didnt want to be then nor do i want to be where i am now. physically and just life wise in general.~

  17. Whysitgottabeme Whysitgottabeme
    posted a quote
    April 25, 2018 9:07am EDT
    i cant be here.

  18. Whysitgottabeme Whysitgottabeme
    posted a quote
    April 25, 2018 8:58am EDT
    ~Anybody but her. Any f*cking body but them two.~

  19. marcsbabygirl7112017* marcsbabygirl7112017*
    posted a quote
    April 25, 2018 8:29am EDT
    HELP!. i need some advice. ASAP.
    i'm currently in a 9 month relationship. i love him to pieces but i feel as though he doesn't love me as much as he says he does. theres a lot of red flags and i should have left him months ago. but we have a bond that i have never had with ANYONE else. so thats why i hold on. and my heart wants him. thats alli ever think about. but i had recently just met this really great guy. we've already been on 2 dates. and hes everything i've been wanting in a guy. sweet, genuine, caring, thoughtful and such a gentlemen. he's NOTHING like the guy i'm with now. he's simply better. and younger. i'm so confused as to what to do. do i stay with my current relationship and risk getting hurt even more. or do i give this new guy a chance and maybe i'll finally be happy for once. i need a helping hand in this one. even if its not much. thank you in advance.

  20. RVM RVM
    posted a quote
    April 25, 2018 2:20am EDT
    Anybody can laugh in Joy, but the bold ones also smile in pain…knowing that pain is just like a zooming train, that will soon pass by.

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