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  1. BlackInkRevenge BlackInkRevenge
    posted a quote
    June 16, 2019 12:13pm EDT
    All those crazy things you said
    You left them running through my head
    You’re always there You’re everywhere
    But right now I wish you were here

  2. BlackInkRevenge BlackInkRevenge
    posted a quote
    June 16, 2019 12:10pm EDT
    Avril Lavigne
    Fall to Pieces
    โ™ช You're the only one I'll be with till the end
    When I come undone, you bring me back again
    Back under the stars, back into your arms โ™ช

  3. BlackInkRevenge BlackInkRevenge
    posted a quote
    June 16, 2019 10:06am EDT
    ๐“™๐“พ๐“ต๐“ฒ๐“ฎ๐“ฝ ๐“ข๐“ฒ๐“ถ๐“ถ๐“ผ
    ๐‘€๐’ถ๐“€๐‘’๐“Š๐“… ๐’ฎ๐“‚๐‘’๐’ถ๐“‡๐‘’๐’น ๐ธ๐“Ž๐‘’๐“ˆ
    Every hole makes a scar, and every scar marks its place,
    &
    I will never live freely without your trace.

  4. BlackInkRevenge BlackInkRevenge
    posted a quote
    June 16, 2019 9:23am EDT
    L i l Pe e p
    T h e w a y I s ee t hin g s
    I don't feel much pain got a knife in my back
    and a bullet in my brain ๐Ÿ–ค

  5. Wolfie Wolfie
    posted a quote
    June 16, 2019 7:43am EDT
    Malibu Nights
    I got way too much time to be this hurt
    Somebody help, it's getting worse
    What do you do with a broken heart?
    Once the light fades, everything is dark
    Way too much whiskey in my blood
    I feel my body giving up
    Can I hold on for another night?
    What do I do with all this time? Yeah
    [lany]

  6. jimchrom jimchrom
    posted a quote
    June 15, 2019 1:36am EDT
    She left a hole in my heart that there was no climbing out of.

  7. TheCovertComic TheCovertComic
    posted a quote
    June 14, 2019 11:59pm EDT
    Trust me, I know what I'm officially not doing.

  8. TheCovertComic TheCovertComic
    posted a quote
    June 14, 2019 11:58pm EDT
    We insist our soul is not for sale – as if the owner would tell us.

  9. TheCovertComic TheCovertComic
    posted a quote
    June 14, 2019 11:57pm EDT
    The wrong side of the tracks is on top of them.

  10. brokenWarrior brokenWarrior
    posted a quote
    June 14, 2019 9:02am EDT
    There's this guy at work that I have known for almost 3 years now. I always thought he was cute, but then I started seeing someone (also from work).Then after the company's Christmas dinner this guy came up to me & grabbed my hand. I told him to get his friend some water as he had just thrown up. (They were all drunk and I was the DD) I didn't really think much of him trying to hold my hand, despite me being in a relationship with someone else. After a few months my SO and I went to an OpenAir concert where this guy from work was with his friends. At first I didn't even realize what was happening around me as I was pretty drunk myself. But then at some point I realized that he was holding my hand again. I tried holding it up to check if maybe he would let go as I was not "holding it back". Didn't work. & didn't really care at that point. A few months back we were at a festival where we ran into him as well, but nothing happened there. Except for the part that I realized that I might to start crushing on him.Another few months go by and the next christmas dinner was happening. I was no longer in a relationship, but we remained friends. At this point we hadn't really told anyone yet about the break up. So we sat at the table with this guy and we told him. & I also told him that no one would get mad anymore, if he should try to hold hands again. He had his thinking look on his face & after a moment he said: "I can't promise anything."So after the dinner we all decided to go to the bar. By now everyone was pretty drunk. I started to cling onto him & since he didn't seem to mind I continued doing so. I hooked my arm with his, gave him random hugs and by the end of the night he even hopped on my back. This was the point where I started crushing on him hard.I started to ask him to have a drink, to hang out, to go drive around, to the movies, etc. pretty much any idea I could come up with to spend time with him. To my surprise he almost always said yes, if he said no it was because he already had other plans, but always "made it up" to me by setting up another time.During this time he spend a few weeks abroad for work. On the second business trip he added 2 weeks of vacation. Before he'd left for the second trip we talked about his vacation and he was telling my about him going to NYC for a few days. Turned out that he was going alone, so I saw my chance and jokingly said I could join him as I had already put in my vacation days.So a few weeks later I met him in NYC. We had a few amazing days together, but on the "love-side" nothing really happened. Although, he was always really caring about me.

  11. Cuppy Cuppy
    posted a quote
    June 12, 2019 11:44pm EDT
    how to feel like a fairy princess at home ๐ŸŒท
    • keep fresh flowers or a mini succulent garden in a favorite spot of your room
    • adorn the spaces above and around your bed with lights, flower garlands, and flowy fabrics
    • keep a little dish of dried fruits or nuts near your bed
    • make a glittery mason jar, filling it with your thoughts written on little scraps of paper
    • let the sunlight in as much as possible
    • display your fairytale books
    • play soft classical music and let the sounds flow out your window

  12. SANDD* SANDD*
    posted a quote
    June 12, 2019 10:06pm EDT
    don't hit me up when you realize no one had you like i did

  13. SANDD* SANDD*
    posted a quote
    June 12, 2019 10:04pm EDT
    The best way to appreciate something is to be without it for a while.

  14. SANDD* SANDD*
    posted a quote
    June 12, 2019 10:03pm EDT
    Iโ€™m in an uncomfortable stage of my life where my old self is gone but my new self isnโ€™t fully born yet. I like to chill alone

  15. SANDD* SANDD*
    posted a quote
    June 12, 2019 10:01pm EDT
    Donโ€™t flirt with me cause ima flirt back and ima catch feelings and youโ€™re not ๐Ÿ˜‚

  16. SANDD* SANDD*
    posted a quote
    June 12, 2019 9:59pm EDT
    i love a โ€œwe can talk about anything and not let it get awkwardโ€ type of vibe. its so cool. so when you find someone who accepts you for you, someone that always listens and helps you without judgment. keep them.

  17. SANDD* SANDD*
    posted a quote
    June 12, 2019 9:58pm EDT
    y'all relationships don't work because you think it's okay to ignore somebody when you're mad instead of being an adult and communicating.

  18. SANDD* SANDD*
    posted a quote
    June 12, 2019 12:36pm EDT
    Will you still love me when Iโ€™m no longer young and beautiful? โค

  19. SANDD* SANDD*
    posted a quote
    June 12, 2019 12:14pm EDT
    ๐’Ÿ๐‘œ๐“ƒโ€™๐“‰ ๐’ฝ๐‘œ๐“๐’น ๐“‚๐‘’๐ผ๐’ป ๐“Ž๐‘œ๐“Š ๐’น๐‘œ๐“ƒโ€™๐“‰ ๐“‚๐‘’๐’ถ๐“ƒ ๐’พ๐“‰โ€˜๐’ž๐’ถ๐“Š๐“ˆ๐‘’ ๐ผโ€™๐“‚ ๐“‰๐’พ๐“‡๐‘’๐’น ๐‘œ๐’ป ๐“Œ๐’ถ๐“ˆ๐“‰๐’พ๐“ƒโ€™ ๐“‚๐“Ž ๐“‰๐’พ๐“‚๐‘’ ๐‘œ๐“ƒ ๐“‰๐’ฝ๐’พ๐“ƒ๐‘”๐“ˆ ๐“ˆ๐‘’๐“‰ ๐‘œ๐“ƒ ๐“๐‘’๐’ถ๐“‹๐’พ๐“ƒโ€™.โ™ฅ

  20. dontsellyourselfshort dontsellyourselfshort
    posted a quote
    June 11, 2019 11:57pm EDT
    THE MORE I SEE
    THE LESS I KNOW
    THE MORE I LIKE TO LET IT GO
    Format © dontsellyourselfshort

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