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  1. RVM RVM
    posted a quote
    March 28, 2017 1:11am EDT
    People ask – how can I enjoy life when I have problems? You may have problems, but you can still enjoy life and be Happy.

  2. nicole* nicole*
    posted a quote
    March 27, 2017 8:59pm EDT
    "when someone is in your heart,
    they're never truly gone. they can
    come back to you, even at unlikely times."

  3. nicole* nicole*
    posted a quote
    March 27, 2017 8:55pm EDT
    "but dear, if you ever leave me
    again, can you at least say goodbye?"

  4. Y0UNGL0V3MURD3R Y0UNGL0V3MURD3R
    posted a quote
    March 27, 2017 8:35pm EDT
    all I want to do is lay down with you and trace the constellations of your skin under my fingertips.

  5. beffbeff21 beffbeff21
    posted a quote
    March 27, 2017 4:15pm EDT
    Someday, maybe not today or tomorrow or the day after. But maybe one day, i will be ok.

  6. beffbeff21 beffbeff21
    posted a quote
    March 27, 2017 4:15pm EDT
    I wish that when I close my eyes, my mind would go quiet.

  7. beffbeff21 beffbeff21
    posted a quote
    March 27, 2017 4:13pm EDT
    Do you hear my cries at night when you go to sleep? Do you see the sadness in my eyes when you hurt me? Do you wonder how i feel or if i'm doing ok? I don't think you care enough to even try to understand. But I don't mind. Aslong as you're happy who cares about me?

  8. beffbeff21 beffbeff21
    posted a quote
    March 27, 2017 4:08pm EDT
    What if you don't love me the way i love you?

  9. beffbeff21 beffbeff21
    posted a quote
    March 27, 2017 4:02pm EDT
    Although things seemed to get easier, I still find myself exhausted from pushing myself through the day.

  10. beffbeff21 beffbeff21
    posted a quote
    March 27, 2017 4:00pm EDT
    At night is the worst... it's when the loneliness kicks in..

  11. selecthomewarranty selecthomewarranty
    posted a quote
    March 27, 2017 7:18am EDT
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  12. RVM RVM
    posted a quote
    March 27, 2017 2:00am EDT
    When someone influences you to think negatively, they take Charge of your Life and will lead you to Destruction.

  13. dysphoria* dysphoria*
    posted a quote
    March 26, 2017 8:40pm EDT
    Maybe there's a God above,
    but all I've ever learned from
    love was how to shoot at
    someone who outdrew you.

  14. dysphoria* dysphoria*
    posted a quote
    March 26, 2017 8:32pm EDT
    You will always fall in love, and it will always be like having your
    THroaT cuT.

  15. dysphoria* dysphoria*
    posted a quote
    March 26, 2017 8:28pm EDT
    You kiss me with your mouth wide open like you’re not afraid of swallowing poison. I taste the good and bad in you and want them both. We call this bravery.

  16. dysphoria* dysphoria*
    posted a quote
    March 26, 2017 8:22pm EDT
    Nobody, nobody was tender and trusting as she was. But people like you abused her, and forced her to change.

  17. dysphoria* dysphoria*
    posted a quote
    March 26, 2017 8:16pm EDT
    he has crushed your soul and smothered you until your breaths are mere gasps. i am a goddess, you rasp. you will scream your name until he has it carved into memory and echoing in his mind. (he will feel what you have felt) you will clutch his bloodied heart in your fists and eat him alive.
    —— J.M, Goddesses Don't Forgive

  18. dysphoria* dysphoria*
    posted a quote
    March 26, 2017 8:13pm EDT
    i. smear your lips in blood, dust your eyelids with stars
    ii. hang rubies around your neck, wear a n.ude leather dress
    iii. kiss him hard, make him groan
    iv. rip him apart, muscle from bone
    v. breathe in, breathe out
    vi. begin step one
    AND THEY SAID APHRODITE WAS SOFT

  19. dysphoria* dysphoria*
    posted a quote
    March 26, 2017 8:06pm EDT
    You get used to the dark, you realize the ghosts are all
    FRIenDLY.

  20. Hoodski* Hoodski*
    posted a quote
    March 26, 2017 8:13am EDT
    Thank you is a hard word to say I think.

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