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  1. trustedastrology trustedastrology
    posted a quote
    February 21, 2021 2:36pm UTC
    “You're braver than you believe, and stronger than you seem, and smarter than you think.”

  2. TheCovertComic TheCovertComic
    posted a quote
    February 20, 2021 6:00am UTC
    When upon the Ark
    It came time to embark
    If only his family and Noah
    Had been a little sloah

  3. kafidoff kafidoff
    posted a quote
    February 18, 2021 12:58pm UTC
    Work Hard, Play Harder!

  4. Dudu* Dudu*
    posted a quote
    February 18, 2021 11:57am UTC
    you are just amazing.
    i hope you live a great
    life. i think you're just
    the best. thank you.
    You are so kind.
    i appreciated it a lot.
    an angel with words
    of support and advice.
    God sent you to me that
    day. I am so beyond
    thankful. thank you,
    thank you, thank you.
    once more, thank you.

  5. Dudu* Dudu*
    posted a quote
    February 18, 2021 11:53am UTC
    and i keep wanting to meet your eyes.
    everytime i catch your glance, i smile.
    so you know i don't hate you suddenly.
    i hope you know the deeper meaning.
    i hope you see it that way and can respect
    me more for it. if not, then in your eyes i must
    be a confusing hot then cold b-word.

  6. Dudu* Dudu*
    posted a quote
    February 18, 2021 11:50am UTC
    cause my heart is that soft.
    show a little warmth and it melts.

  7. Cuppy Cuppy
    posted a quote
    February 14, 2021 11:34pm UTC
    Ah, what is love? It is a pretty thing,
    As sweet unto a shepherd as a king.

  8. Dudu* Dudu*
    posted a quote
    February 13, 2021 11:29pm UTC
    you don't like quiet, not many people do.
    what was i thinking, i told it all to you.
    the screen can entertain me, you can
    keep talking to your friend. don't worry
    i don't feel left out, just want this class
    to end. "you're very quiet" "i'm always
    quiet" this naturally awkward exchange.
    this is the real me, with no up-beat energy.
    it's 9 am afterall. you find a new topic;
    yeah i think my parents are proud of me. i
    appreciate that thought. they must be proud,
    i liked hearing that. we'll meet again after 10.

  9. Dudu* Dudu*
    posted a quote
    February 13, 2021 11:12pm UTC
    now small, meaningless interactions amount to so much.
    sharing is caring and now i'm thinking too much.
    they remind me of you, it's embarassing to say.
    but i spent all of yesterday thinking about it.

  10. Dudu* Dudu*
    posted a quote
    February 13, 2021 11:08pm UTC
    all i know is we said "hello"
    and your eyes look like
    coming home

  11. TheCovertComic TheCovertComic
    posted a quote
    February 13, 2021 5:22am UTC
    To me, 'problem' is just another word for opportunity. Plus, 'problem' is easier to say.

  12. TheCovertComic TheCovertComic
    posted a quote
    February 13, 2021 5:18am UTC
    Cultural Perspectives in Language: Entries in an Actual Dictionary
    1. Bloke n. (Informal - British) A man. ('He's a nice bloke.')
    2. Dude n. (Informal - North American) A man. ('If a dude hits me, I'm hitting him back.')

  13. *compassionate soul* *compassionate soul*
    posted a quote
    February 7, 2021 9:55am UTC
    Sometimes my brain forgets what sleep is, and it just keeps going and going and going and going on and on and on and on and on and on

  14. ☞Eman☜* ☞Eman☜*
    posted a quote
    February 7, 2021 9:07am UTC
    Prenatally, the sternum bone consists of 6 partsthe first one is manubrium which attaches with clavicles leterally,).The other 5 parts are :xiphoid process and other four parts in the middle between the manurium and xiphoid process that later will attach together to form the body of sternum.

  15. TheCovertComic TheCovertComic
    posted a quote
    February 6, 2021 2:55pm UTC
    Lead you not into temptation? Got it. And what else would you like me not to do? – God

  16. TheCovertComic TheCovertComic
    posted a quote
    February 6, 2021 2:53pm UTC
    To qualify for a top secret security clearance requires hard work and sacrifice. But the way I figure it, those sheep and goats weren't going to live much longer anyway.

  17. TheCovertComic TheCovertComic
    posted a quote
    January 30, 2021 3:20pm UTC
    When you go to the office, you shouldn't have to leave your morals at the door. Your employer should provide a secure storage space in your cubicle.

  18. TheCovertComic TheCovertComic
    posted a quote
    January 30, 2021 3:19pm UTC
    Oriana Fallaci sounds like the name of an act that's illegal in several southern US states.

  19. TheCovertComic TheCovertComic
    posted a quote
    January 30, 2021 3:18pm UTC
    By and large, it's better to be far and small.

  20. ☞Eman☜* ☞Eman☜*
    posted a quote
    January 28, 2021 6:11pm UTC
    Mitochondria are acidophilic

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