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  1. Raxin Raxin
    posted a quote
    September 19, 2017 5:16am EDT
    I don’t know if I’m good or evil, but I know I’m special.
    Mommy told me so.
    quote and format by Raxin

  2. ILoveStarWars ILoveStarWars
    posted a quote
    September 19, 2017 1:30am EDT
    coming up on 6 years since I joined Witty... Feels so nostalgic logging on

  3. Juz_Zum_Zombie Juz_Zum_Zombie
    posted a quote
    September 18, 2017 8:53pm EDT
    Are you aware
    of what you make me feel, baby? Right now I feel invisible to you, like I'm not real.
    Eminem - Space Bound

  4. musicure musicure
    posted a quote
    September 18, 2017 6:13pm EDT
    but everytime you hurt me,
    the less that i cry
    and everytime you leave me,
    the quicker these tears dry

  5. OnlyYourSuperman OnlyYourSuperman
    posted a quote
    September 18, 2017 3:38pm EDT
    Didn't know she was with anyone else

  6. shescrazy19 shescrazy19
    posted a quote
    September 18, 2017 3:35pm EDT
    No its not about Nick; the new guy. (12:35)

  7. Juz_Zum_Zombie Juz_Zum_Zombie
    posted a quote
    September 18, 2017 1:34pm EDT
    You take the breath
    right out of me and
    left a hole where my heart should be
    Eminem - Space Bound

  8. Juz_Zum_Zombie Juz_Zum_Zombie
    posted a quote
    September 18, 2017 1:31pm EDT
    You're so cold
    place your hand in mine
    Eminem - Space Bound

  9. shescrazy19 shescrazy19
    posted a quote
    September 18, 2017 1:02pm EDT
    I see that as a step forward. Might suck in the moment, the not knowing, but one day it'll all be clear. So, last night I literally spent all night talking Jessica out of suicide. Our sweet, always happy, Jessica; (the mexican one). She &' I use to be so close, like its unbelievable. Shes so heartbroken dude and it sucks cause Ive been on both sides of this. All back in my feels now. (10:02 am on monday)

  10. Niraj * Niraj *
    posted a quote
    September 18, 2017 12:12pm EDT
    should I just tell you, or
    should I write on the sky,
    in your praise -
    far be the evil eye..

  11. FloralEssenceFlowerWall FloralEssenceFlowerWall
    posted a quote
    September 18, 2017 3:51am EDT
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  12. The Quiet* The Quiet*
    posted a quote
    September 18, 2017 2:18am EDT
    I wouldn't mind spending forever by your side.
    but a little space is nice as well.

  13. sothisislove sothisislove
    posted a quote
    September 17, 2017 10:48pm EDT
    Let the PEACE of CHRIST rule in your Hearts.
    Colossians3:15

  14. crimson24 crimson24
    posted a quote
    September 17, 2017 9:53pm EDT
    i need a break can i just get a friggin break

  15. Abbbbby* Abbbbby*
    posted a quote
    September 17, 2017 9:07pm EDT
    I'll love you with every little bit of everything
    that has ever consumed me and I will forever
    love you and forever find you in every life time
    and so on. Until the stars die out and the universe
    leaps but even then, my love will remain.
    -R.M. Drake

  16. Juz_Zum_Zombie Juz_Zum_Zombie
    posted a quote
    September 17, 2017 8:51pm EDT
    It's not that
    I want to fall in love over and over knowing I'm going to end up broken, you can't control it when you feel the things you do.
    But I really wish I could,
    because I would've chosen you.
    Eminem - Space Bound

  17. Memorium* Memorium*
    posted a quote
    September 17, 2017 7:17pm EDT
    i feel broken inside and i dont know what to do
    i feel like any minute id lose my mind like i lost you
    i can't let go of this pain
    i cant let go of this urge to break down this time
    being strong is really hard to do
    i dont know how much more i can possibly take
    how many more smiles i could possibly fake
    how many more miles these scarred up legs can make

  18. TheCovertComic TheCovertComic
    posted a quote
    September 17, 2017 12:39pm EDT
    Scared of scarring – scarred of scaring.

  19. TheCovertComic TheCovertComic
    posted a quote
    September 17, 2017 12:38pm EDT
    The 'or' in 'make or break' is inclusive.

  20. OnlyYourSuperman OnlyYourSuperman
    posted a quote
    September 17, 2017 7:10am EDT
    I don't know if you know or not but Bailey's parents are the ones opening the exchange downtown. They come in like three or four times a week after work. But anywys they came in tonight and they were talking about their business and it just got me thinking that that's how I saw us. Married ojust doing whatever we loved togther. Just being financially stable. I barely know her parents but I look up to them. I hope one day I can be happily married and open my dream business. You remember after our tahoe trip all we wanted was to move there. I was fixated on that dream for so long. I was looking for houses to rent! Ha! was like seventeen just got jobs and was already planing on moving there. Now I don't know where I want to live or who I'll be married too but I guess thats okay. Still have the same dreams there just evolving along the way. Just like we wanted them too right?
    4:08am

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