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  1. After Pretty Odd Laughter* After Pretty Odd Laughter*
    posted a quote
    May 30, 2017 2:40am EDT
    coulda got the same rush
    from any lover's touch,
    But why
    get used to
    something new?
    'CAUSE NO ONE BREAKS MY HEART LIKE YOU.

  2. Chrissys Chrissys
    posted a quote
    May 30, 2017 2:11am EDT
    REMINISCING
    -poem by Christine Vega
    reminiscing bout these people I'm missing
    hearing their voices, seeing their smiles
    but knowing "reality" can't run that extra smile
    I can't feel your touch
    I miss your love, I know your there
    in the heavens above...
    What's reality anymore?!
    I'm stuck here in a fantasy!
    Why can't anyone see what grief has done to me?
    Misery, dispair, agony, torture
    that's what life is like without singing for you
    remember when I was a kid
    I'd sing all your oldies songs
    but yeah you'd sing along too
    reminiscing everynight
    I was always there for you, but of course
    you was here for me too
    I love you, but I don't know what to do...

  3. Chrissys Chrissys
    posted a quote
    May 30, 2017 1:59am EDT
    Seems
    -Poem by Christine Vega
    Only 10 years old in this world on her own
    Sitting in her bed, feeling all alone
    Forced to call this hell a "home sweet home"
    I understand, I been there before
    Barely ever eating, I was sleeping on the floor
    Knock upon the door
    Hoping for an angel
    But just another guy tryna grip her by her ankles
    Her friends say she's "living the dream"
    Grass aint greener on the other side
    It's not how it seems
    Cos I can fake a smile, I can fake laugh
    But I'd never tell the truth
    I'm too good for that
    How everytime I meet a man he wants to make me cry?
    Why you do me like that?
    Why you tell all these lies?
    Cos when you fall inlove
    That's the day you start to die.
    Since we were little girls
    we're declared targets
    Being shot constantly by perverts and bullies
    But they never cared bout what they did to me
    Remember what I said it's not how it seems
    I'll continue to smile and continue to laugh
    But like life is all innocent
    I won't act like that
    And that's a damn fact

  4. After Pretty Odd Laughter* After Pretty Odd Laughter*
    posted a quote
    May 30, 2017 12:29am EDT
    I FEEL SO
    fake happy
    and I bet everybody here
    is just as insincere.
    Format:SecretlyBrokenAndSilentlyHoping

  5. After Pretty Odd Laughter* After Pretty Odd Laughter*
    posted a quote
    May 29, 2017 11:43pm EDT
    YOU HURT
    ME BAD
    THIS TIME.

  6. After Pretty Odd Laughter* After Pretty Odd Laughter*
    posted a quote
    May 29, 2017 11:26pm EDT
    THINGS CHANGE,
    &
    FRIENDS LEAVE,
    & time doesn't stop
    for anybody.

  7. sothisislove sothisislove
    posted a quote
    May 29, 2017 10:39pm EDT
    Though i walk through the midst of trouble, You preserve my life;
    You stretch out your hand against the anger of my foes,
    with your right hand you save me.
    -psalm 138:7-

  8. Hoodski* Hoodski*
    posted a quote
    May 29, 2017 10:03pm EDT
    We have this quiet friendship going and it's an odd comfort. I didn't wait up next to you because I didn't want to seem overbearing. I took the long way round and when you crossed over first, I saw that smug smile, but you weren't happy. I wasn't trying to avoid you. I'm trying to stay on your good side but when I do that, I always put more distance between us. I think I left a good first impression, but now you're disappointed. I'm sorry. Let's go back to being strangers for a while. I know I give off a cold atmosphere, but I'll warm up to you with time.

  9. Hoodski* Hoodski*
    posted a quote
    May 29, 2017 9:57pm EDT
    You know where it hurts, but you just press harder.
    and I hate you for that.

  10. Hoodski* Hoodski*
    posted a quote
    May 29, 2017 6:54pm EDT
    My dad once complained about the way things are, and how if he knew how it would turn out, he would have done things differently. I remember thinking, "You can just start now" but I wish I'd actually said it, not that it'd make some difference...just so he could have his own thoughts said out loud for once.

  11. Midnight_Memories Midnight_Memories
    posted a quote
    May 29, 2017 5:45pm EDT
    IM NOT YOUR LITTLE GIRL ANYMORE,
    AND I NEVER WILL BE.
    STOP TRYING TO CHANGE ME FOR WHO I AM NOW.
    YOUR THE ONE WHO LEFT ME.
    TAKING ME BACK ISN'T CHANGING ANYTHING!

  12. Midnight_Memories Midnight_Memories
    posted a quote
    May 29, 2017 5:42pm EDT
    i know im not perfect
    but the truth is
    no one is

  13. Shay11 Shay11
    posted a quote
    May 29, 2017 4:47pm EDT
    ‪You're never too old to get another job and better yourself and your life. So sit there on all that's been handed to you and don't hate on someone who is actually going somewhere.‬

  14. smol bean* smol bean*
    posted a quote
    May 29, 2017 3:10pm EDT
    "Always promise me to go above & beyond."
    "I promise."

  15. smol bean* smol bean*
    posted a quote
    May 29, 2017 2:54pm EDT
    watercolor cheeks
    are a masterpiece
    of sadness.
    her mascara looks
    like branches, &
    her eyeshadow
    looks like leaves.

  16. smol bean* smol bean*
    posted a quote
    May 29, 2017 2:49pm EDT
    i remember when my days were long and full of joy, accompanied by the laughter of children and the gentle creak of an old swingset. i remember when my biggest decision was what flavor of popsicle i could successfully eat without getting brainfreeze or which doll I would dress up in her summer clothes. i miss the days where i was carefree. i miss the laughs. i miss the time my friends and i had. i miss the happiness of my parents before life had made them worn and weary. i miss me. i miss the child who was blissfully unaware of the strain that life puts on you. i am now just as worn as my parents are, only younger and easily adaptable. but i have seen the world through the news and through stories and i have heard enough to see that the world is a sad, sad place, full of weary adults and blissfully unaware children just like me. i am not the only one suffering.

  17. smol bean* smol bean*
    posted a quote
    May 29, 2017 2:39pm EDT
    She looked in the mirror and mumbled strings of thought together, however incoherent they might be. A frail, greying figure looked back, too young to have looked the way she did, and she knew it.
    She saw the haunted look in her eyes, the veins etching themselves like tattoos under her skin. She saw a shell of her former self. They colorless body stood almost still in the mirror, the only movement coming from her chest when she breathed in shallow breaths, like the task had become too painful for her to bear.
    The boy stood behind her, horrified.
    "I am a shell," she spoke quietly.
    The boy said nothing.
    "I am afraid," she whispered again.
    "Of what?" He questioned back. His voice was strong, clear, assertive. Her voice was raspy, weak, and monotone.
    "Myself," she stated in a bland tone before collpasing to the floor.
    - Except of a book I'll never write

  18. daisyellen daisyellen
    posted a quote
    May 29, 2017 11:45am EDT
    picking sticksjumping over brickslove and freindship doesn't mixyou'll grow oldand i've been toldmummy says dinner is getting coldthree six nineyou're not minenow our rope is running out of twinejump in your bedcover your headmonsters can't get you if you're already dead

  19. smol bean* smol bean*
    posted a quote
    May 29, 2017 11:07am EDT
    "Your eagerness and peaked
    interest allowed you to be
    blinded by the roses without
    realizing they were covered in
    thorns."

  20. KWcat KWcat
    posted a quote
    May 29, 2017 5:30am EDT
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    .
    Welcome on my page, I'm glad you came!
    Take your time and feel free to look around.
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    .
    Does someone play Guild Wars 2?

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