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  1. ImanEman ImanEman
    posted a quote
    September 15, 2019 1:44am EDT
    love is not everything
    I can live without love
    the problem will be if love chase you
    الحب ليس كل شيء أستطيع العيش بدون حب ستكون المشكلة إذا كان الحب يطاردك

  2. SANDD* SANDD*
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    September 15, 2019 12:53am EDT
    It’s pretty sad you can’t even go to a car wash without being sexually harassed by a random man. I’m cleaning out my car and a guy pulls up and says “are you married?” I answered no.. and this man says “keep doin what you’re doin then hun, I’ll watch you”. I said “excuse me? I am happily in a relationship though and you can leave now”. So he smirks and pulls away. HOW SICKENING. This is why females are scared to go out alone, because there are GROWN "men" like this who think saying those things to a female, especially a female they do not know, is okay. It’s not, it’s disgusting and rude. So sick to my stomach. 🤢

  3. TheCovertComic TheCovertComic
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    September 13, 2019 9:34pm EDT
    My daughter says she wants to smash the patriarchy.
    I told her "When you're 21, buy me a bottle of Tanqueray – you'll have the patriarchy smashed in an hour."

  4. TheCovertComic TheCovertComic
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    September 13, 2019 9:33pm EDT
    Diseases have names. Cures are anonymous.

  5. TheCovertComic TheCovertComic
    posted a quote
    September 13, 2019 9:32pm EDT
    I can't handle the truth? That's not what the truth said last night.

  6. SANDD* SANDD*
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    September 13, 2019 7:58pm EDT
    You were born of the stars, dear girl; stop settling for the dust they leave behind.

  7. SANDD* SANDD*
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    September 13, 2019 3:16pm EDT
    So I go to McDonald's since I'm sick and don't feel like cooking, and order a big mac meal and head home. I get home and to my amazement there's no burger...on my burger.
    Initially I wanted to be upset, as a paying customer, and blame whoever it is that made the sandwich for such a stupid silly mistake.
    However, as someone who has worked in the service industry for a long time I couldn't help but to laugh. It really made me reflect on some of my worst days where I've made silly mistakes and had to stand silently while getting screamed at by some angry middle aged Karen lady about how stupid and uneducated I must be.
    I headed back to McDonalds to show them and get a corrected one and we all had a great laugh about it. I was happy to laugh with the staff and wait for a fresh one. We, as humans, all make mistakes and no matter how stupid or silly it may seem, it happens! Not every situation involving simple mistakes needs to be hostile or make the individual feel belittled. We have all forgotten to put the Big mac on the Big mac at some point. Be kind❤

  8. ImanEman ImanEman
    posted a quote
    September 13, 2019 12:25pm EDT
    My school senior will be in 2020 , then i`ll go to university
    I`ll forget everythig
    my friends
    TV
    internet
    wittyprofiles
    just i`ll study

  9. ImanEman ImanEman
    posted a quote
    September 13, 2019 12:04pm EDT
    I`d like to kiss your lip Habibi
    Do not blame me because I love you
    my heart

  10. nicole🌹* nicole🌹*
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    September 12, 2019 10:21pm EDT
    you make me forget that i'm not ready for love

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