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  1. TheCovertComic TheCovertComic
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    March 28, 2020 4:30am UTC
    In 1097 the pope outlawed crossbows. Today, a mere nine centuries later, crossbow violence has been reduced by over 40%.

  2. TheCovertComic TheCovertComic
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    March 28, 2020 4:14am UTC
    Never mistake kindness for weakness. Kindness has been known to kill people for doing that.

  3. buselite buselite happy witty anniversary!
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    March 28, 2020 3:53am UTC
    Travel with Safe - Bus Elite

  4. Dudu* Dudu*
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    March 27, 2020 1:27am UTC
    "You said it in a playful way. You were being serious. i knew but i played along. both on self-sabotage mode. i knew, i just didn't care. if you're going to ruin me, just do it. we're not coming back to our senses anytime soon. like we've always done, we'll bury this one too. another dirty secret to bring us closer. your past and mine too. they're similar. our futures...we will worry about that some other time. right now it's fight or flight. survival mode. we don't know any of that. your my unhealthy coping mechanism. we're both so serious, it's funny. you keep creeping into my thoughts. i feel myself become more like you. even your breathing is timed with my heart beat. started from your fingertips now this blue stain has made its way all over. if you're going to ruin everything, start and end with me. if i meet your eyes and don't break, it's over."

  5. ImanEman ImanEman
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    March 25, 2020 11:44pm UTC
    Do you that (alcohol/ الكحول)ia arab word.👍

  6. ImanEman ImanEman
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    March 25, 2020 11:35pm UTC
    My God...Allah..you are the one who I trust ...who I love and beleive that if I lost anything you will stay with me....
    Thank you for every thing

  7. Dudu* Dudu*
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    March 24, 2020 11:45pm UTC
    I crumbled her into a ball and threw her out in the trash. when I see her now I don't feel anything for her. she is pitiful, but she doesn't even deserve my pity. in my eyes she's just a run down, sick dog. never loyal, always barked at the sound of the wind. didn't learn new tricks, just stuck to the same old ones. years of patience, yet barely even toilet trained. we all learnt the games she could play. now sick of throwing the same ball for her to pick up and bring back again. this is stagnant, it is draining. i stopped thinking of her as an equal. i can't respect someone who can flip their switch and not care about anyone but themselves. stupid, waste of time. would have thrown her out earlier if i knew it would become like this.

  8. SANDD* SANDD*
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    March 24, 2020 4:17pm UTC
    Can we be bestfriends in love,dear? Can we grow old together? I wanna be by your side for the years and years to come. Can we fall like feathers? Falling softly and slowly for one another? I wanna be here for you,through the good and the bad my love. 💘

  9. Dudu* Dudu*
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    March 23, 2020 4:49am UTC
    grateful people are happy people.
    i've heard this all my life. i am grateful. even for silly things. when i forget to take my supplements and i get a heart palpitation later on in the day. i'm grateful for even this reminder. it's not just me and my head. there's a heart working hard for us too. i'm thankful. i'm so beyond thankful and yet still.

  10. Cuppy Cuppy
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    March 23, 2020 4:15am UTC
    people who slander dandelions are so boring.
    oh you don’t like weeds?? you don’t want to see
    my yard absolutely covered in fairy pom poms??

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