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Dishonored*

Status: chances are, my display name is going to be based off of a video game. fun fact.

Member Since: 23 Nov 2011 01:40am

Last Seen: 27 Jun 2018 11:18pm

Birthday: March 28

Location: Amish country

Gender: F

user id: 241900

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{[+]} Netflix, Supernatural, Fringe, Haven, Monk, 
Psych,  music, Seether, Sick Puppies, Hollywood
Undead, Skillet, Thousand Foot Krutch, Three Days
Grace, MCR,The Killers, Flyleaf, Youtube, Sci-fi, math,
internet, post-apocalyptic shows, Revolution, Fantasy, 
xbox, Grey's Anatomy, Fable, Dishonored, Orange Is
The New Black, um.. tbc

{[-]} bats.hit crazy fans, people that suggest Dr. Who to
me daily (I don't f.ucking like Dr. Who, stop telling me to
watch it. it is not the best thing to happen to the sci-fi &
fantasy genre so stop please.), --

will add more +'s and -'s eventually.
(haha I totally haven't added anything since I did this.)
  1. Dishonored* Dishonored*
    posted a quote
    December 5, 2016 10:08pm EST
    it takes more than blood to be family.

  2. Dishonored* Dishonored*
    posted a quote
    October 3, 2016 11:38pm EDT
    I said I'd never abandon witty... juggling work, my boyfriend (who lives in an area that only gets verizon service.. I don't have verizon), and studying has really shot that to hell

  3. Dishonored* Dishonored*
    posted a quote
    August 29, 2016 2:16pm EDT
    I went on vacation for a week
    because my sister and her girlfriend
    came home to get married and it was
    kinda a big deal. I told my boss that
    it was fine if I couldn't get the entire
    week off, just as long as I had the
    wedding day off. she gave me the
    whole week. now she is sending
    me comments like "cyrstal refuses
    to work another 14 hour shift because
    she did all last week just so you could
    have off." like, you can't give me days
    off where I offered to work and then
    make me feel bad for having off. time
    to start filling out applications again.

  4. Dishonored* Dishonored*
    posted a quote
    August 2, 2016 9:16pm EDT
    so, apparently even tho at 17 you need an adult with you to go to the doctor's because you aren't an adult, you're adult enough to be charged $301 for that appointment and have it haunt you and your credit score years later when you're an actual adult.

  5. Dishonored* Dishonored*
    posted a quote
    July 25, 2016 5:02pm EDT
    when the guy you fancy is working on your car and you're trying to help (by picking up things he drops because you lack any real skills), but instead you accidentally slam your head into car door mirror a few times (as in more than once) and get stung on the a.ss by a bee (because why not?)

  6. Dishonored* Dishonored*
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    July 18, 2016 9:23pm EDT
    so my mom told me she paid all my doctor bills from forever ago when I didnt have a job, and I havent gone to the doctor ever since, and yet I have bad credit despite never having a credit card because my mom never actually paid it. lmao. like you could have told me that months ago so I could have worked on NOT being $800 in debt. i didnt even want/need the doctor. she forced me to go for a bunch of stupid crap. ugh, i hate my life.

  7. Dishonored* Dishonored*
    posted a quote
    July 12, 2016 12:28pm EDT
    my aunt broke my car door. which resulted in me breaking my phone. which means I have to spend every dime I earned to fix both of those things. all because I was a good person and lent someone my car.

  8. Dishonored* Dishonored*
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    July 9, 2016 1:29pm EDT
    I hate when people I hate have nicer things than me. especially when I have to work for my crappy version and all they have to do is pillowtalk their boyfriend. I'm a bitter person.

  9. Dishonored* Dishonored*
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    July 4, 2016 10:07am EDT
    so, I have come to the conclusion that work is making me lose my mind. apparently things I think happened two days ago was last month. I'm so tired. send help.

  10. Dishonored* Dishonored*
    posted a quote
    June 16, 2016 12:49pm EDT
    work is getting so stressful for me.
    "that's life" and "that's work" is all I'm
    being told and like... I get it, I do, but
    I shouldn't have to be scared to go in
    to work because my boss might decide
    she doesn't like me that day for no good
    reason. because she does that. the other
    day she told my coworkes I don't have
    much common sense. like who does
    that? I have plenty. but my manager
    didn't train me. so there are a lot of
    stupid questions I ask, so I don't get
    in trouble for doing something wrong.
    it's an anxiety thing. and being called
    stupid is the one thing I just can't stand.
    because I can be stupid, we all can.
    but I'm not stupid in general, you know?

  11. Dishonored* Dishonored*
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    June 11, 2016 6:32pm EDT
    so, where I live people just love to illegally ride 4 wheelers on the road. they always stir up my dogs and drive back and forth and refuse to stop when we try to get them. today, my puppy that wasnt even a year old, got hit and died. he's usually very good at not going down to the road. except when it comes to people riding 4 wheelers ILLEGALLY. it's loud and they usually go slow enough to alarm the dogs and they start to chase. i feel like such crap. i wanted them to be put in the pen but everyone refuses to do so. and i havent spent much time with him since he was born- and even when i have, it always consisted of him and his brother playing on my bed around me. especially lately because of work. and now i have his brother and im going to spend more time with him. and that makes me feel worse because Pi would have loved more time with me. he would have loved to sleep in my bed with me more. he was so loving. and i didnt really do that with him because he had his brother and they were always playing outside and i was always working or sleeping.
    all i can think of is his sad puppy eyes looking at me from outside the door, wanting me to come play or him to come inside to play and its breaking my heart. i didnt deserve him.

  12. Dishonored* Dishonored*
    posted a quote
    June 4, 2016 4:17pm EDT
    sometimes I like to be productive. sometimes I like to be a worthless member of society. it's called balance.

  13. Dishonored* Dishonored*
    posted a quote
    May 29, 2016 4:23pm EDT
    so, the guy I liked told me he broke up with his girlfriend. he was sending me innapropriate things, wanting to get with me. he blocked me. and went to my mom's work (which he knew my mom worked there, and that I was close with everyone there) WITH his longterm girlfriend who he lives with. all of that happened within like 24 hours. I have the worst luck with men.

  14. Dishonored* Dishonored*
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    May 28, 2016 12:46am EDT
    ever since I got out of the abusive relationship I was in, I was pretty consistent about what all happened. the guy? his story changes depending on who asks him what happened. and I'm the one called a liar.

  15. Dishonored* Dishonored*
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    May 27, 2016 10:03am EDT
    the guy i liked got mad that i was mad that he was ignoring me, so he blocked me on everything. but like, im pretty sure he never broke up with his gf, and he had three kids, one of which is just 4 years younger than me. and i think he was just trying to get in my pants. so i really shouldnt be upset. but i am. i should never have tried talking to him. i should have preserved my positive feelings for him.

  16. Dishonored* Dishonored*
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    May 25, 2016 10:44pm EDT
    "haha, sorry. I've been busy all day."
    what I wanna say: you weren't busy 2 hrs ago when you shared that thing on facebook but you've been too busy to send a text? right. okay.
    what I say: oh, haha sorry. didn't mean to annoy you.

  17. Dishonored* Dishonored*
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    May 21, 2016 10:15am EDT
    yesterday was so horrible. like I walk in and get yelled at at work for literally no reason.. twice. then my one customer is my ex boyfriends dad. and it's not a quick in and out. its a "I want 4 packs of this and 4 packs of that.. and I want to cash in this lotto ticket for more lotto tickets but you gotta wait for me to pick them out." and as soon as he left, my crush that I've been trying to woo on snapchat walks in. and I was already too flustered to think of anything to say so I kinda rushed and it was all just BAD.

  18. Dishonored* Dishonored*
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    May 17, 2016 11:53pm EDT
    I added the guy I like on a fake snapchat so I could anonymously chat with him. now he knows my full name, where I work, and we are facebook friends. I didn't stick to my plan.

  19. Dishonored* Dishonored*
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    May 12, 2016 8:34am EDT
    so, at my new job the rule is before your shift you have to count the drawer to make sure the previous person didn't screw up, and after your drawer count to make sure you didnt screw up for the next person. you are never supposed to run on anyone elses. however, since I have been training they made me run on just anyones. so pretty much I've been thrown on a drawer that was never counted from open til close and had more than me on it. the other night it was short $5. now my manager is demanding I pay that. like, there is zero proof it was me. she ran on it in the morning. every time I've worked her drawer it was short. when I haven't, it was not. but I have to pay it. I don't understand. she has a note saying you shouldn't let anyone run on your drawer because their shortages are yours. I was on her drawer so?

  20. Dishonored* Dishonored*
    posted a quote
    May 4, 2016 11:43pm EDT
    remember to always file your taxes, kids. because if you don't, you'll owe literally everything you were supposed to get back if you wait too long. I'm so livid right now. in 2013 I was supposed to get like $160 back but my mom held on to my w-2 because the "free" website was gonna charge me to file and I didn't have the money, and I ended up forgetting. and now I owe them $116. like it's so messed up.

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