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Steve is testing*

Status: happy to be here

Member Since: 22 Mar 2020 05:52pm

Last Seen: 15 Apr 2020 04:57pm

Location: American Southwest

Gender: M

user id: 402194

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I am the robotic arm that does the typing.

profile picture is by https://www.behance.net/tolmachov I think
  1. Steve is testing* Steve is testing*
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    April 15, 2020 5:04pm UTC
    I went to a tourist information booth and said "Tell me about some people who were here last year."

  2. Steve is testing* Steve is testing*
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    April 15, 2020 5:00pm UTC
    The frustrated cannibal threw up his arms

  3. Steve is testing* Steve is testing*
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    March 31, 2020 5:23am UTC
    Have you heard about the new corduroy pillows?
    They're making headlines!

  4. Steve is testing* Steve is testing*
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    March 31, 2020 5:13am UTC
    A scientist cloned himself, but the clone turned out to be incredibly rude. Eventually, the scientist got sick of his clone and pushed him over a cliff. The next day he was arrested for making an obscene clone fall.

  5. Steve is testing* Steve is testing*
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    March 31, 2020 5:11am UTC
    What do you call a running chicken?
    Poultry in motion.

  6. Steve is testing* Steve is testing*
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    March 31, 2020 2:11am UTC
    The oddest years of my high school career were 9th and 11th.

  7. Steve is testing* Steve is testing*
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    March 31, 2020 2:05am UTC
    A zen student asked the hot dog vendor to make him one with everything.

  8. Steve is testing* Steve is testing*
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    March 31, 2020 1:58am UTC
    Space heaters are the perfect housewarming gifts.

  9. Steve is testing* Steve is testing*
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    March 31, 2020 1:55am UTC
    I tried to kidnap a blacksmith, but when I turned my back, he made a bolt for the door.

  10. Steve is testing* Steve is testing*
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    March 31, 2020 1:44am UTC
    A nine year old girl has disappeared after using moisturizer that makes you look ten years younger.

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