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Vinita*

Status: You got a perfect one so put it on me

Member Since: 26 Jul 2012 06:07pm

Last Seen: 14 Oct 2015 07:32pm

Birthday: August 16

Location: Somewhere Over the Rainbow (the economy is horrible over here)

Gender: F

user id: 320658

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  1. Vinita* Vinita*
    posted a quote
    October 14, 2015 7:44pm EDT
    Do you miss me the way I miss you? In tears?

  2. Vinita* Vinita*
    posted a quote
    May 22, 2015 9:44pm EDT
    Person in my Spanish class: Is it bad if I don't know what a noun is?
    Half of class: Yeah, what is a noun?
    Me: ...........................................................................
    Grammar teachers worldwide:..................................
    Kindergarteners:.......................................................

  3. Vinita* Vinita*
    posted a quote
    May 22, 2015 9:40pm EDT
    *In Sexual Education*
    Teacher: So when you're first taking the condom out of the pack-
    Class:*being obnoxiously noisy*
    Teacher:I'll wait
    *three minutes later*
    *no decrease in noise*
    Me: SHUT UP GUYS I WANT TO LEARN HOW TO USE A CONDOM

  4. Vinita* Vinita*
    posted a quote
    May 22, 2015 9:37pm EDT
    If anyone ever calls you pizza face
    just remmeber
    pizzas are golden
    and delicious
    and tan
    and lovely in all forms
    they're a symbol of modern American love
    and tumblr girl sayings
    its associated with netflix and cuddling
    pizza is amazing
    pizza is wonderful
    pizza is love
    pizza is life

  5. Vinita* Vinita*
    posted a quote
    May 22, 2015 9:32pm EDT
    Teacher: Yeah guys. So when you title your essays, give it an interesting name. Like it can be totally crazy.
    Teacher: One time, on our Salem Witch Trials essay Audrey titled it "B*tches-
    Teacher: *covers mouth*
    Teacher: *looks like little girl when exposed to p*rn for the first time*

  6. Vinita* Vinita*
    posted a quote
    May 22, 2015 9:15pm EDT
    You have an aweful bad habit
    Of talking to me while I'm walking out the door

  7. Vinita* Vinita*
    posted a quote
    March 15, 2015 5:30pm EDT
    I wanted you.

  8. Vinita* Vinita*
    posted a quote
    March 2, 2015 5:29pm EST
    Fantasies like youwill never come truewill never come true

  9. Vinita* Vinita*
    posted a quote
    January 6, 2015 11:54pm EST
    "with guys in middleschool the blood either rushes to theor brain or their stomach" "or other places""ah youve learned about that"

  10. Vinita* Vinita*
    posted a quote
    December 28, 2014 8:44pm EST
    I wonder if dogs ever think "oh let me make my owners life difficult. Oh their physical fitness award! Let me pee all over that"

  11. Vinita* Vinita*
    posted a quote
    December 21, 2014 6:38pm EST
    There may be plenty of fish in the sea
    but you're my favorite kind of fish

  12. Vinita* Vinita*
    posted a quote
    December 20, 2014 11:14am EST
    Sometimes forgiving someone means not giving them a second chance.

  13. Vinita* Vinita*
    posted a quote
    November 27, 2014 1:46pm EST
    'What are you thankful for this year?'
    'I'm thankful that my savior Lord Jesus died on the cross for my sins so that I might have eternal life.'

  14. Vinita* Vinita*
    posted a quote
    November 27, 2014 1:44pm EST
    It was on this dayone year agothat the top quote of the dayreceived 63 likes.It was on this dayone year agothat Witty died.

  15. Vinita* Vinita*
    posted a quote
    November 26, 2014 4:09pm EST
    I saw him today.

  16. Vinita* Vinita*
    posted a quote
    November 24, 2014 11:21pm EST
    He's perfect.
    He's the kind of boy every girl fanticizes about.
    He's got those kind of eyes every girl melts at.
    He's got the kind of smile that instantly makes you burn.
    He's got the kind of laugh that softens your soul.
    He's got that kind of voice that you'd listen to everyday and never get tired of.
    He's got that kind of presence that makes you feel alive.
    He's got that kind of humor which could keep you laughing for weeks.
    He gives those kind of hugs which make a second feel like an eternity.
    And I mean that in the best way imaginable.
    He's just that one person
    that you crave.

  17. Vinita* Vinita*
    posted a quote
    November 23, 2014 4:13pm EST
    *Me trying to share the Gospel with people*Me: Not only was Jesus a man,Me: But Jesus,Me: was Jesus

  18. Vinita* Vinita*
    posted a quote
    November 18, 2014 9:04pm EST
    It is truly amazing.
    It is truly amazing how you can be nothing but kind, caring, compassionate, empithatic, understanding, and honest with someone.
    It is even more amazing how they can go right around and do the exact opposite.

  19. Vinita* Vinita*
    posted a quote
    November 12, 2014 7:14pm EST
    Me: I really want to be a model.
    Friend: You're gonna have to get rid of your acne.
    Me: That's what photoshop is for.

  20. Vinita* Vinita*
    posted a quote
    November 8, 2014 3:22pm EST
    Me: *sees friend walking with a boquet of flowers*
    Me: Awwww who gave those to you?
    Friend: I found these in a thrash can
    Me:Oh...
    Me:Same dif

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