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  1. Gxbbiecarter* Gxbbiecarter*
    posted a quote
    October 8, 2017 2:58am EDT
    maybe we found love right where we are<3
    -ed sheeran

  2. Gxbbiecarter* Gxbbiecarter*
    posted a quote
    October 8, 2017 2:52am EDT
    finally <3

  3. gab* gab*
    posted a quote
    January 22, 2017 5:25pm EST
    Please leave format credit to 1986!
    i asked god to take you out of my life if you weren't going to bring me more happiness than pain. And he immediately took you away. and yet i still wasn't satisfied because i wanted to be the one who called the shots, I wanted to be the one who ended things. I just wanted you to stay until someone better came along...how selfish of me.

  4. Dishonored* Dishonored*
    posted a quote
    August 2, 2016 9:16pm EDT
    so, apparently even tho at 17 you need an adult with you to go to the doctor's because you aren't an adult, you're adult enough to be charged $301 for that appointment and have it haunt you and your credit score years later when you're an actual adult.

  5. Amenah Amenah
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    June 19, 2016 10:19am EDT
    Is this part of the deal? You start caring enough, and suddenly you start worrying every little thing you say makes them hate you? Or is it anxiety talking? .....

  6. Amenah Amenah
    posted a quote
    June 17, 2016 3:40am EDT
    I think I'm gonna be okay. I think I'm gonna be just fine.

  7. gab* gab*
    posted a quote
    June 5, 2016 11:22am EDT
    stop trying to see the end
    before the start even begins.

  8. Amenah Amenah
    posted a quote
    February 11, 2016 11:37pm EST
    omg it literally took me like 20 minutes to code a stupid plain code for my profile what has happened

  9. Amenah Amenah
    posted a quote
    February 7, 2016 4:19pm EST
    tr us tme you do not know me alright quit acting so shocked and disappointe d omg stpo

  10. Dishonored* Dishonored*
    posted a quote
    February 2, 2016 12:10am EST
    do you ever just stalk a past.. thing (relationship, crush, etc) and get this weird feeling? like I am sad but I'm not. I am jealous but of weird stuff. I'm happy for them but not really? it's like a "oh, you broke my heart except I don't really know if it was love anyway.. glad to know you are happy and now living with the girl you broke up with me for, and essentially doing everything we talked about.. that I don't really look for in life anymore, but your life has still progressed more than mine." kinda thing. THEY ADOPTED A FRIGGIN' DOG WITH EACH OTHER. UGH.

  11. Dishonored* Dishonored*
    posted a quote
    January 29, 2016 9:01pm EST
    I was saving up money to get someone in my family something nice. but then my family annoyed me as a whole. so I just spent multiple hundred dollars on myself. even though I should probably have kept all that money due to the fact I won't have a job soon. but whatevs. can't stop won't stop.

  12. Dishonored* Dishonored*
    posted a quote
    January 20, 2016 7:18pm EST
    literally the only adult thing I
    know how to do is taxes. lmao.

  13. emilygm* emilygm*
    posted a quote
    December 6, 2015 9:48pm EST
    jfc is anyone still here

  14. Chloepatra* Chloepatra*
    posted a quote
    November 28, 2015 10:00am EST
    .
    [[[[[[[[[
    Too many people undervalue what they are;
    And overvalue what they're not
    [[[[[[[[[

  15. Chloepatra* Chloepatra*
    posted a quote
    November 28, 2015 9:47am EST
    Kid: Whats a man?
    Dad: A man is someone who loves unconditionally, cares about you and protects you.
    Kid: When I grow up, I'll be a man like mom.

  16. Amenah Amenah
    posted a quote
    November 8, 2015 2:03pm EST
    See, I don't believe in the kindness of strangers.
    But I want to. God, I'm trying to.
    I wish I could say I've stopped believing in wishing wells;
    (but i've kept all the pennies in my pocket from the beginning)
    wish I could say this is where the scar started
    (but this is how it began );
    wish I could tell you all the wishes I made at 11:11
    (i didn't, but i did think about the ones i could).
    The only wishes I made were on stars,
    but I'm still looking up and I'm still bandaging wounds.
    That one stayed.
    I don't know what to tell you.
    I'm trying to believe that people can be kind
    (when i'm not)
    and I'm trying to trust
    (when i won't).
    I do wish---
    God, I want to
    (be) .

  17. bujuui bujuui
    posted a quote
    October 16, 2015 11:19pm EDT
    If your words should
    suddenly grow wings
    and my ears are
    too slow to net them,
    my eyes would be
    forced to catch the
    things you say. So,
    I’m practicing.
    — why eye stare at you so much

  18. happiest* happiest*
    posted a quote
    July 6, 2015 2:24pm EDT
    i find it really weird how we can talk to ourselves in our head like how does that even work

  19. happiest* happiest*
    posted a quote
    July 6, 2015 2:20pm EDT
    Well excuuUUUUUUUUUUUUUUUUUUUUUUUUUUUUUUUUUUUUUUUUu se me

  20. happiest* happiest*
    posted a quote
    July 6, 2015 2:18pm EDT
    do u ever feel like every single person you care about cares about someone else more

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