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  1. jet23 jet23
    posted a quote
    October 6, 2018 3:06pm EDT
    i heard you moved to a place where the time dont end, and you dont need money all you got is time to spend

  2. AgainstNoOne AgainstNoOne
    posted a quote
    September 21, 2017 8:58pm EDT
    "There are a whole lot of things
    In this world
    You haven't even started
    wondering about yet"
    - James and the Giant Peach

  3. AgainstNoOne AgainstNoOne
    posted a quote
    February 28, 2017 12:43am EST
    Friends: No matter what, we're gonna stay friends.
    Me: Hold that thought
    Me: *Screams out the car window* FRIENDSHIPP!!!!

  4. Rajsonkar Rajsonkar
    posted a quote
    February 23, 2017 12:22am EST
    Me trying to flirtHey
    Hey how are you?
    Good, how are you doing?
    Good thanks and you?
    Good and you?
    Good thanks
    Good
    Sent

  5. Rajsonkar Rajsonkar
    posted a quote
    February 21, 2017 7:50pm EST
    When youare looking at your cush When your crush looks back at you

  6. AgainstNoOne AgainstNoOne
    posted a quote
    February 7, 2017 4:05am EST
    You're really an adult when you talk to your friends about doing taxes. Haha

  7. AgainstNoOne AgainstNoOne
    posted a quote
    August 21, 2016 2:15pm EDT
    I'm done chasing people who aren't willing to do the same for me.
    After today, the ice cream man can go fxxk himself.

  8. whatdoidoo whatdoidoo
    posted a quote
    August 11, 2016 2:07am EDT
    hi

  9. AgainstNoOne AgainstNoOne
    posted a quote
    June 22, 2016 1:25am EDT
    Me: Hey what's your name?!
    Friend: Haha, Pierre.
    Me: Cause your bladder's empty.
    Friend: ....

  10. charlotte * charlotte *
    posted a quote
    May 24, 2016 11:41am EDT
    why must education be so stressful? honestly i feel as though i'm falling into a dark pit of confusion and stress at the thought of my exam tomorrow.
    nice.

  11. Amenah Amenah
    posted a quote
    March 17, 2016 4:51pm EDT
    I have fallen sick to the common cold of friendship. It's sniffly and a pain, and I have to carry tissues around with me. More often than not it drives new people away. But there are those who will still talk to you, just turn away a bit — keep their distance because as kind as they are, they're still a bit put off. Best case scenario: your friends push you into bed and bring you soup and hot choclate, and sooner or later you've recovered, and you're more immune than someone who might not have suffered from it at all. But there's also the chance that they will leave for good, or — worst case scenario — you'll give to them as well.
    I have fallen ill to a virus, strong and pervasive and resistant. It has many names. There's the scientific 'low self-esteem', although I believe they call it 'self-hate' in some countries — Australia, probably. There's the most-used phrase 'sorry I'm so this way', the street-wise 'I'm not worth having around', the coded 'I am terrible and you could do better', and the one everyone knows but doesn't like to stay when with company: w h y w o u l d y o u w a n t t o b e m y f r i e n d a t a l l ?
    I have fallen sick to the common cold of friendship, and let me tell you — the flu s u c k s .

  12. mhamilton mhamilton
    posted a quote
    March 17, 2016 11:41am EDT
    HAPPY 18TH
    BIRTHDAY
    TO
    ME :D

  13. Dishonored* Dishonored*
    posted a quote
    March 7, 2016 9:51pm EST
    my sense of humor: the quick beep when
    someone swears on reality tv.

  14. lukesucksmikeysdick lukesucksmikeysdick
    posted a quote
    January 24, 2016 6:41pm EST
    haha 69 lol

  15. lukesucksmikeysdick lukesucksmikeysdick
    posted a quote
    January 24, 2016 6:40pm EST
    haha 69 lolz

  16. Dishonored* Dishonored*
    posted a quote
    January 20, 2016 4:19pm EST
    [me, flirting]me: so, haha, I have a $2.50 subway giftcardme: wanna go dutch on a 6-inch? ;)

  17. thebeginningoftheend3373 thebeginningoftheend3373
    posted a quote
    December 21, 2015 10:12pm EST
    "You can't just crawl into my bed and not cuddle with me" -My Boyfriend

  18. Chloepatra* Chloepatra*
    posted a quote
    November 28, 2015 10:00am EST
    .
    [[[[[[[[[
    Too many people undervalue what they are;
    And overvalue what they're not
    [[[[[[[[[

  19. Chloepatra* Chloepatra*
    posted a quote
    November 28, 2015 9:47am EST
    Kid: Whats a man?
    Dad: A man is someone who loves unconditionally, cares about you and protects you.
    Kid: When I grow up, I'll be a man like mom.

  20. «uzilla09»* «uzilla09»*
    posted a quote
    September 10, 2015 12:02am EDT
    *may isang fairy, sbi nya lhat ng "gud luking" cnusumpa niya na maging ngongo! Haay.. nenma lang ango.. smi ngo "nye maniwaya, hinyi aman yon uoo.. aloohan un nima?"*

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