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  1. Rajsonkar Rajsonkar
    posted a quote
    February 23, 2017 12:22am UTC
    Me trying to flirtHey
    Hey how are you?
    Good, how are you doing?
    Good thanks and you?
    Good and you?
    Good thanks
    Good
    Sent

  2. đź’–ForeverandAlways* đź’–ForeverandAlways*
    posted a quote
    October 16, 2016 9:51am UTC
    Eye bags on fleek

  3. Dishonored* Dishonored*
    posted a quote
    December 20, 2015 6:36pm UTC
    my mom gets drunk and then goes off on a long tangent about me being r.aped. I wish she would stop it, honestly. I don't like knowing I'm part of the reason why she drinks.

  4. Dishonored* Dishonored*
    posted a quote
    December 18, 2015 12:27am UTC
    when you're an adult, and have adult responsibilities, but still being treated like you're a kid. I am grown. thanks.

  5. livelaflove livelaflove
    posted a quote
    November 22, 2015 6:02pm UTC
    *when you interview for Yale and the interviewer is overtly unimpressed*

  6. livyloulou livyloulou
    posted a quote
    October 28, 2015 10:47pm UTC
    spiraling out of control

  7. Princelect* Princelect*
    posted a quote
    September 16, 2015 9:13am UTC
    MY LIFE IS A TESTIMONY. I HAVE NOTHING TO
    HIDE.
    SOME PEOPLE HAVE THE WRONG PERCEPTION
    OF ME BECAUSE THEY DON'T WANT NOTHING
    GOOD FOR ME.

  8. PrimarilyParamore* PrimarilyParamore*
    posted a quote
    September 15, 2015 6:34pm UTC
    Listen,
    I know
    this one's
    a contradiction
    because of
    how Happy
    it sounds,
    but the
    Lyrics are
    so down
    It's okay
    though,
    because it
    represents,
    wait better
    yet,
    IT IS
    WHO I
    FEEL I
    AM RIGHT
    NOW

  9. MuSiCpAnDa MuSiCpAnDa
    posted a quote
    September 14, 2015 4:05pm UTC
    so many people ask my whats wrongand the sad part is i don't knowif I did I would do anything i could to fix itbut i can't because as hard as i try and fight itits not something thats wrongbut someoneand that someone is me

  10. Reallyweirdguy Reallyweirdguy
    posted a quote
    September 5, 2015 2:57pm UTC
    Why does this always happen? Why ddoes everyone leave me? Is it what I do, is it who I am, am I not good enough?
    This always happens....

  11. cassidawn cassidawn
    posted a quote
    August 11, 2015 12:12am UTC
    After a while, persistence isn't cute. It's creepy.

  12. cassidawn cassidawn
    posted a quote
    August 4, 2015 5:34pm UTC
    Painfully average looking with a great sense of humor and always down to hang out

  13. jennyracinggirl jennyracinggirl
    posted a quote
    July 5, 2015 9:07pm UTC
    I'm starting to realize I'll never be happy..

  14. cassidawn cassidawn
    posted a quote
    June 24, 2015 7:16pm UTC
    Nodus Tollens: The realization that the plot of your life doesn't make sense to you anymore.

  15. babidollnikki babidollnikki
    posted a quote
    June 7, 2015 3:32pm UTC
    Having a job with your boyfriend sucks in a store with a "no dating coworkers" rule :^)

  16. cassidawn cassidawn
    posted a quote
    June 5, 2015 6:12pm UTC
    i swear that tables are much more comfy to sit on than actual chairs

  17. cassidawn cassidawn
    posted a quote
    May 29, 2015 8:28pm UTC
    When nothing goes right, go to sleep.

  18. cassidawn cassidawn
    posted a quote
    May 27, 2015 12:46am UTC
    you should open your eyes, im crazy for you

  19. cassidawn cassidawn
    posted a quote
    May 27, 2015 12:42am UTC
    I am the most stressed out laziest person ever. I don’t even know how I do it

  20. cassidawn cassidawn
    posted a quote
    May 27, 2015 12:41am UTC
    *trips over my low self esteem*

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