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  1. Juz_Zum_Zombie Juz_Zum_Zombie
    posted a quote
    September 1, 2017 2:51pm EDT
    Wake me up..
    when September ends

  2. pensée* pensée*
    posted a quote
    June 26, 2017 6:55pm EDT
    I CARE SO MUCH
    I'M SICK.

  3. Lil_lamb Lil_lamb
    posted a quote
    April 5, 2017 3:15am EDT
    It blows my mind how many people don't care about environmental issues because they don't believe that they will ever be impacted by them

  4. Gpc11 Gpc11
    posted a quote
    March 31, 2017 12:00pm EDT
    What's worse than a girl falling asleep during s3x?
    A girl waking up during s3x.

  5. insecuritiesarelife insecuritiesarelife
    posted a quote
    March 2, 2017 11:29am EST
    sad but rad

  6. Novaturient* Novaturient*
    posted a quote
    February 28, 2017 12:56am EST
    "I wish
    there was a way to
    know you're in the good old days
    before you've actually left them."
    - Andy from The Office
    (:

  7. Rajsonkar Rajsonkar
    posted a quote
    February 23, 2017 12:22am EST
    Me trying to flirtHey
    Hey how are you?
    Good, how are you doing?
    Good thanks and you?
    Good and you?
    Good thanks
    Good
    Sent

  8. Rajsonkar Rajsonkar
    posted a quote
    February 21, 2017 7:50pm EST
    When youare looking at your cush When your crush looks back at you

  9. Novaturient* Novaturient*
    posted a quote
    January 21, 2017 3:28am EST
    "Doctors are advising people who are sensitive to the cold to go stand in a corner. Because as you know corners are always 90 degrees."
    - Colin Mochrie from Whose Line

  10. sweet thang * sweet thang *
    posted a quote
    January 14, 2017 6:07am EST
    The madness won't stop until i'm deceased.

  11. Gi1433 Gi1433
    posted a quote
    October 20, 2016 12:23am EDT
    That moment #12
    When you get on Witty 4 years after you made it and cringe at everything you wrote

  12. Dishonored* Dishonored*
    posted a quote
    October 3, 2016 11:38pm EDT
    I said I'd never abandon witty... juggling work, my boyfriend (who lives in an area that only gets verizon service.. I don't have verizon), and studying has really shot that to hell

  13. *compassionate soul* *compassionate soul*
    posted a quote
    September 5, 2016 6:37pm EDT
     
    Your mind is sexy as f*ck.

  14. *compassionate soul* *compassionate soul*
    posted a quote
    August 30, 2016 10:22pm EDT
    I think I need a journal

  15. emmster emmster
    posted a quote
    June 22, 2016 1:25pm EDT
    Idk man being mentally ill is just exhausting and I'm constantly afraid that everyone around me hates me. Kinda sick of it. Wish I'd stop over analyzing everything.

  16. emmster emmster
    posted a quote
    June 22, 2016 2:00am EDT
    11pm: questioning my existence :)

  17. emmster emmster
    posted a quote
    June 20, 2016 3:55pm EDT
    "Death? Why this fuss about death? Use your imagination, try to visualize a world without death! Death is the essential condition of life, not an evil." - Charlotte Perkins Gilman

  18. emmster emmster
    posted a quote
    June 19, 2016 4:14pm EDT
    I am so grateful for ASMR videos on YouTube.
    Yes it is 1pm. Yes I am going to sleep.
    Yes; I realize my sleep schedule is messed.

  19. Amenah Amenah
    posted a quote
    June 19, 2016 10:19am EDT
    Is this part of the deal? You start caring enough, and suddenly you start worrying every little thing you say makes them hate you? Or is it anxiety talking? .....

  20. emmster emmster
    posted a quote
    June 17, 2016 4:50pm EDT
    I regret abandoning this website for so long. I used to have so many people to talk to, and now I don't. It's so sad.

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