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  1. Forever Hers* Forever Hers*
    posted a quote
    July 29, 2022 10:44am UTC
    This site has lost its love. How Sad.

  2. Josh Clown* Josh Clown*
    posted a quote
    December 20, 2017 1:34pm UTC
    You never know, what meme you will see

  3. Juz_Zum_Zombie Juz_Zum_Zombie
    posted a quote
    October 22, 2017 7:31pm UTC
    If the snapchat filters can't make me cute nothing can

  4. Juz_Zum_Zombie Juz_Zum_Zombie
    posted a quote
    October 3, 2017 3:24pm UTC
    It's like..
    I want to punch your stupid face in,
    but if I saw someone else do it, I'd knock them out and then attend to your wound.

  5. AgainstNoOne AgainstNoOne
    posted a quote
    September 21, 2017 9:06pm UTC
    Friend: And what?! You answer to no one?
    Me: *Doesn't answer*

  6. Juz_Zum_Zombie Juz_Zum_Zombie
    posted a quote
    September 1, 2017 2:51pm UTC
    Wake me up..
    when September ends

  7. seafoam* seafoam*
    posted a quote
    June 26, 2017 6:55pm UTC
    I CARE SO MUCH
    I'M SICK.

  8. Lil_lamb Lil_lamb
    posted a quote
    April 5, 2017 3:15am UTC
    It blows my mind how many people don't care about environmental issues because they don't believe that they will ever be impacted by them

  9. Gpc11 Gpc11
    posted a quote
    March 31, 2017 12:00pm UTC
    What's worse than a girl falling asleep during s3x?
    A girl waking up during s3x.

  10. insecuritiesarelife insecuritiesarelife
    posted a quote
    March 2, 2017 11:29am UTC
    sad but rad

  11. AgainstNoOne AgainstNoOne
    posted a quote
    February 28, 2017 12:56am UTC
    "I wish
    there was a way to
    know you're in the good old days
    before you've actually left them."
    - Andy from The Office
    (:

  12. Rajsonkar Rajsonkar
    posted a quote
    February 23, 2017 12:22am UTC
    Me trying to flirtHey
    Hey how are you?
    Good, how are you doing?
    Good thanks and you?
    Good and you?
    Good thanks
    Good
    Sent

  13. Rajsonkar Rajsonkar
    posted a quote
    February 21, 2017 7:50pm UTC
    When youare looking at your cush When your crush looks back at you

  14. AgainstNoOne AgainstNoOne
    posted a quote
    January 21, 2017 3:28am UTC
    "Doctors are advising people who are sensitive to the cold to go stand in a corner. Because as you know corners are always 90 degrees."
    - Colin Mochrie from Whose Line

  15. E* E*
    posted a quote
    January 14, 2017 6:07am UTC
    The madness won't stop until i'm deceased.

  16. Gi1433 Gi1433
    posted a quote
    October 20, 2016 12:23am UTC
    That moment #12
    When you get on Witty 4 years after you made it and cringe at everything you wrote

  17. Dishonored* Dishonored*
    posted a quote
    October 3, 2016 11:38pm UTC
    I said I'd never abandon witty... juggling work, my boyfriend (who lives in an area that only gets verizon service.. I don't have verizon), and studying has really shot that to hell

  18. *compassionate soul* *compassionate soul*
    posted a quote
    September 5, 2016 6:37pm UTC
     
    Your mind is sexy as f*ck.

  19. *compassionate soul* *compassionate soul*
    posted a quote
    August 30, 2016 10:22pm UTC
    I think I need a journal

  20. emmster emmster
    posted a quote
    June 22, 2016 1:25pm UTC
    Idk man being mentally ill is just exhausting and I'm constantly afraid that everyone around me hates me. Kinda sick of it. Wish I'd stop over analyzing everything.

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