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GhostTown
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November 12, 2014 7:09pm UTC

*During Spanish class*.
Roberto: I know the definition of obnoxious!
Spanish teacher: Is the definition Robert Jones?
Roberto: No, that's a synonym!

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*Yours Truly*
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August 19, 2014 6:36am UTC

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*Yours Truly*
posted a quote
July 26, 2014 5:36am UTC

When you find out one of your best friends use to be obsessed with Twilight.
¬‿¬

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whitepearl97
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June 12, 2014 9:00am UTC

Hi.

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bellacoolbird
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June 11, 2014 7:19pm UTC

Roses are red violets are red
Trees are red Bushes are red
I set your garden on fire.....
Saw this in a grumpy cat meme :D

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basorexia*
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May 23, 2014 7:05pm UTC

Who came up with the idea of
PUTTING POWDERED PIGMENT ON YOUR EYELIDS?!

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polaroidmgc*
posted a quote
April 20, 2014 9:43pm UTC

I bet I can make you cry
-PICTURE OF JUSTIN BIEBER-
I did well aye ;)
-NO OFFENCE TO BELIEBERS I JUST PERSONALLY THINK HE LOOKS LIKE A BIG BAG OF SPOILT MEAT...:)-

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Merlin
posted a quote
March 22, 2014 7:20am UTC

KANYE WEST
@kanyewest
Have you ever thought you were in
love with someone but realized
you were just staring in a mirror for 20
minutes?
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*Yours Truly*
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March 19, 2014 2:33am UTC

When did Bob become such a popular name.
It's like one day every teenager on the planet decided to start calling inanimate objects Bob.

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ZombiexEater*
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March 18, 2014 3:12am UTC

So, today me and my family were eating at a place called "Blueberry Hill" a diner.
And my Aunt and my brother were talking about space and how we should have flying cars and sh-t like that,
and out of no where my Aunt randomly looks at me and says
"Holy sh-t you have nose hair!"
And needless to say I laughed so hard I cried, and died a little bit too

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ZombiexEater*
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December 21, 2013 8:43am UTC

Me and my friend talking about creepy pervs on the internet.
My friend: i think i'm going to deactivate my account, I think there are a bunch of creepy pervs on here
Me: yeah, mt.
My friend: whats mt? o.o
Me: "Me too"
My friend: lol ohh. i didnt know what tbh meant till i put it together yesterday xD
Me: lol "To be honest"
My friend: Oh? I thought it meant "Titty, Boobies, Hotness"
We are going to be best friends forever.

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OfficialWittyUnicorn
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December 20, 2013 5:56pm UTC

''Write something a stranger would hang on there wall''
I dunno?Vital organs a pocket knife nutella?

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OfficialWittyUnicorn
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December 20, 2013 5:54pm UTC

Harry Potter Ending In A Nutshell.
http://www.youtube.com/watch?v=XIpH-DoRu9o

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OfficialWittyUnicorn
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December 20, 2013 5:52pm UTC

Dear,Snow
Thank you for being there to cover the bodies of my enemies.I really appreciate it,keeping them in the basement until you came was a terrible idea.But you didnt cover the blood on the ground I was really unhappy about that :/Nonetheless Thank you!
Sincerely,
Greatful

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Swaggie212
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December 2, 2013 9:42pm UTC

hannah toomey spanks her dad

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Vinita*
posted a quote
November 11, 2013 2:13pm UTC

Dear Miley Cyrus,
Your tongue
GOES INSIDE YOUR MOUTH

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ZombiexEater*
posted a quote
November 9, 2013 10:11am UTC

You can't spell "Awesome" without "me"
;D
nmq

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c i y a*
posted a quote
November 3, 2013 6:08am UTC

I love how you can't have a honest friend who says nice things about you and means it.

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Dman123
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November 1, 2013 7:14pm UTC

A man walks into a bar and orders three beers.
The bartender brings him the three beers, and the man proceeds to alternately sip one, then the other, then the third, until they're gone.
He then orders three more and the bartender says, "Sir, I know you like them cold, so you can start with one, and I'll bring you a fresh one as soon as you're low."
The man says, "You don't understand. I have two brothers, one in Australia and one in the Ireland. We made a vow to each other that every Saturday night, we'd still drink together. So right now, my brothers have three beers, too, and we're drinking together."
The bartender thinks it's a wonderful tradition, and every week he sets up the guy's three beers. Then one week, the man comes in and orders only two. He drinks them and then orders two more. The bartender says sadly, "Knowing your tradition, I'd just like to just say that I'm sorry you've lost a brother."
The man replies, "Oh, my brothers are fine -- I just quit drinking."

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glitter162*
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October 26, 2013 7:10pm UTC

Phineas: I know what we're gonna do today!
Ferb:
Ferb: Of course you do, you triangle-headed c*nt. Maybe I wanted to decide what to do today. Did you ever think of that? No. You never think about what I want, you f*cking b*tch. We have the funds to prevent natural disaster and cure cancer, but no, you'd rather f*ck around and build rollercoasters and sh*t. Someday I will end your f*cking life, just you wait and see.

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