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Swag Unicorn*

Status: Unicorn

Member Since: 12 Jun 2012 02:49pm

Last Seen: 27 Jun 2015 03:00pm

Location: Under your bed

Gender: F

user id: 307955

158 Quotes
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First of all I am a girl. 
It's Hi im witty.
I get the confusion...
Divergent.
Need I say more? <333

For all my cupcakes i love you all so much!!!!!!

Short Serbian lesson:

I love you-Volim te
Hello/Hi-Zdravo/Cao(Ch-aaaa-o)
Goodbye/Bye-Dovidjena/Cao(Do-vee-dj-e-nya)
Su*k it-Pusi ga(Poo-shee gaaaa)
F/ck you-Jebi se(Ye-bee se)
Fu/k-Jebote(Ye-bo-te)
Motherfu/ker-Picka ti materina(Pichkaaa tee ma-te-ry-na)
there you go haha






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  1. Swag Unicorn* Swag Unicorn*
    posted a quote
    February 21, 2014 12:35am EST
    Hella cute, Hella fine,
    Be my hella valentine

  2. Swag Unicorn* Swag Unicorn*
    posted a quote
    September 14, 2013 1:06pm EDT
    *playing tennis match*
    Me*to friend who doesn't like Novak djokovic: *looks at picture on the can of bālls* Me: hey look we're playing with Djokovic's bälls!
    Her: that sounds so wrong.

  3. Swag Unicorn* Swag Unicorn*
    posted a quote
    September 6, 2013 1:13am EDT
    Sometimes I just want to die,
    End the pain,
    Tears and lies.
    As I take my final breath,
    Hear me cry,
    For this is my last goodbye.
    (Mine)

  4. Swag Unicorn* Swag Unicorn*
    posted a quote
    September 1, 2013 1:06am EDT
    Friend: Hey I brought back your sweater.
    Me: But it was so sëxy.
    Friend:I Then I guess you could say I'm bringing sëxy back.

  5. Swag Unicorn* Swag Unicorn*
    posted a quote
    August 31, 2013 5:19pm EDT
    News flash,
    not everything is about having a boyfriend and you don't need a guy to be happy

  6. Swag Unicorn* Swag Unicorn*
    posted a quote
    August 21, 2013 12:19am EDT
    brace yourselves,
    school quotes are coming
    f o r m a t j i m m y 3 6 5 n m q!

  7. Swag Unicorn* Swag Unicorn*
    posted a quote
    August 18, 2013 2:04am EDT
    Mary had a little lamb Whose fleece was white as snow It went out to a club one night
    And dropped it hella low

  8. Swag Unicorn* Swag Unicorn*
    posted a quote
    August 17, 2013 8:38pm EDT
    Me: Mom, look.
    Mom: Very nice, sweetie. Me: Oh, that's cool how you saw that without even looking.

  9. Swag Unicorn* Swag Unicorn*
    posted a quote
    August 16, 2013 10:02pm EDT
    I spend 800% of my life exaggerating

  10. Swag Unicorn* Swag Unicorn*
    posted a quote
    August 16, 2013 1:22pm EDT
    Hello fellow gamers.
    What games do you play?

  11. Swag Unicorn* Swag Unicorn*
    posted a quote
    August 16, 2013 12:50pm EDT
    i dropd dat thun thun thun
    lyk dis if u cri evrytiem

  12. Swag Unicorn* Swag Unicorn*
    posted a quote
    August 16, 2013 12:33am EDT
    I have more issues than vogue

  13. Swag Unicorn* Swag Unicorn*
    posted a quote
    August 15, 2013 11:54pm EDT
    if you're a sarcastic as*hole come sit with me because I'm one too

  14. Swag Unicorn* Swag Unicorn*
    posted a quote
    August 14, 2013 10:48pm EDT
    Beethoven: ARE YOU READY TO HEAR SOME SYMPHONIES?!
    Croud: *cheers* Beethoven: I CAN'T HEAR YOU!

  15. Swag Unicorn* Swag Unicorn*
    posted a quote
    August 14, 2013 7:59pm EDT
    Do me a favor and just write your favorite songs...
    Just do it. Don't speak, just type.
    |
    V

  16. Swag Unicorn* Swag Unicorn*
    posted a quote
    August 14, 2013 7:31pm EDT
    No pressure
    no diamonds ♥

  17. Swag Unicorn* Swag Unicorn*
    posted a quote
    August 14, 2013 2:48pm EDT
    you know that pizza you just called hot?
    yea well maybe it wants to be called beautiful

  18. Swag Unicorn* Swag Unicorn*
    posted a quote
    August 13, 2013 8:43pm EDT
    Your voice
    is my favorite sound

  19. Swag Unicorn* Swag Unicorn*
    posted a quote
    August 13, 2013 8:38pm EDT
    I want to be rebellious but i don't want to get in trouble

  20. Swag Unicorn* Swag Unicorn*
    posted a quote
    August 13, 2013 8:24pm EDT
    Me: Mom, i need money
    Mom: What? Did you spend those two dollars i gave you in 2003 already?

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