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  1. brokenWarrior brokenWarrior
    posted a quote
    June 14, 2019 9:02am EDT
    There's this guy at work that I have known for almost 3 years now. I always thought he was cute, but then I started seeing someone (also from work).Then after the company's Christmas dinner this guy came up to me & grabbed my hand. I told him to get his friend some water as he had just thrown up. (They were all drunk and I was the DD) I didn't really think much of him trying to hold my hand, despite me being in a relationship with someone else. After a few months my SO and I went to an OpenAir concert where this guy from work was with his friends. At first I didn't even realize what was happening around me as I was pretty drunk myself. But then at some point I realized that he was holding my hand again. I tried holding it up to check if maybe he would let go as I was not "holding it back". Didn't work. & didn't really care at that point. A few months back we were at a festival where we ran into him as well, but nothing happened there. Except for the part that I realized that I might to start crushing on him.Another few months go by and the next christmas dinner was happening. I was no longer in a relationship, but we remained friends. At this point we hadn't really told anyone yet about the break up. So we sat at the table with this guy and we told him. & I also told him that no one would get mad anymore, if he should try to hold hands again. He had his thinking look on his face & after a moment he said: "I can't promise anything."So after the dinner we all decided to go to the bar. By now everyone was pretty drunk. I started to cling onto him & since he didn't seem to mind I continued doing so. I hooked my arm with his, gave him random hugs and by the end of the night he even hopped on my back. This was the point where I started crushing on him hard.I started to ask him to have a drink, to hang out, to go drive around, to the movies, etc. pretty much any idea I could come up with to spend time with him. To my surprise he almost always said yes, if he said no it was because he already had other plans, but always "made it up" to me by setting up another time.During this time he spend a few weeks abroad for work. On the second business trip he added 2 weeks of vacation. Before he'd left for the second trip we talked about his vacation and he was telling my about him going to NYC for a few days. Turned out that he was going alone, so I saw my chance and jokingly said I could join him as I had already put in my vacation days.So a few weeks later I met him in NYC. We had a few amazing days together, but on the "love-side" nothing really happened. Although, he was always really caring about me.

  2. SANDD* SANDD*
    posted a quote
    June 12, 2019 10:06pm EDT
    don't hit me up when you realize no one had you like i did

  3. SANDD* SANDD*
    posted a quote
    June 12, 2019 10:04pm EDT
    The best way to appreciate something is to be without it for a while.

  4. SANDD* SANDD*
    posted a quote
    June 12, 2019 9:59pm EDT
    i love a β€œwe can talk about anything and not let it get awkward” type of vibe. its so cool. so when you find someone who accepts you for you, someone that always listens and helps you without judgment. keep them.

  5. musicure musicure
    posted a quote
    May 23, 2019 7:45am EDT
    a whole new world
    a new fantastic point of view

  6. musicure musicure
    posted a quote
    May 23, 2019 7:34am EDT
    do you still think love is a laserquest?
    or do you take it all more seriously?

  7. Aggressive Butterfly * Aggressive Butterfly *
    posted a quote
    May 21, 2019 9:19pm EDT
    I'm sorry for leaving
    I'm sorry with one foot out the door
    I'm unapologetically sorry for everything
    ...
    Maybe more than anything, sorry you love me

  8. Aggressive Butterfly * Aggressive Butterfly *
    posted a quote
    May 21, 2019 9:15pm EDT
    What's the allure
    of inconsequential love?

  9. wanderer* wanderer*
    posted a quote
    May 20, 2019 10:44pm EDT
    Every now and then I check back on this website. I haven't been truly active in years, but looking back on my quotes and old friends is nice. I can't believe I joined this website 7 whole years ago. wow.
    Just in case any of my mutuals are still active, here's a little life update:
    A lot has drastically changed in my life. To start, my father, who I was very proud of and posted about often, passed away in a car accident in 2016. It was hard on me and my family. It still is. There were times I didn't think we could make it through this, yet here I am.
    Second, I met the genuine love of my life. You guys, he is truly my everything. He treats me SO well, and I'm glad I found him. He has the same sense of humor and ambition as I do. We are getting married this fall, and I just can't wait.
    Third, I've made some MAJOR career moves. I became an EMT in 2017, which was super difficult as I was still in high school. There were loads of hurdles, but I truly LOVE this profession. I've found a passion in helping those who are experiencing the worst moments of their life, and I'm honored and humbled that I have the opportunity to make things better for all of my patients. Through the good and bad of this job, I love it with my whole heart.
    Speaking of major career moves, I've made the decision to enlist in the U.S. Army. After BCT, I will be trained as a combat medic, and my hope is to either go Airborne, or work as a flight medic. It will be extremely challenging, but I'm looking forward to growing, learning, broadening my horizons, and serving my country.
    I will be graduating this Saturday. Shortly after, I will FINALLY be moving from my small town to experience a little more to life before I head off to bootcamp.
    I want to thank every single person who was a friend to me when I was active on this website. There were times that I was in a dark place, and I'm thankful I've had some of you to lean on. Going through my old quotes has really showed me that I have grown- quite a bit. I hope you're all doing well, and if you need to reach me for anything feel free to add me on snapchat: epicloser13 (cringe, I know.)
    I know that this website is for short quotes, so I apologize for this long post. I was feeling nostalic, and I felt like maybe someone would want to know how I'm doing.
    I know I posted my snapchat username, and I'm hoping everyone will treat it with respect. Please don't make me regret it.
    Anyways, I have loads of love in my heart for you all and I wish you nothing but the best.
    Signing off, this is Wanderer. Good luck to you all.

  10. Aggressive Butterfly * Aggressive Butterfly *
    posted a quote
    May 20, 2019 5:41pm EDT
    π’žπ’Άπ“ƒ π“Œπ‘’ 𝒢𝒸𝓉 𝓁𝒾𝓀𝑒 π“Œπ‘’ 𝓃𝑒𝓋𝑒𝓇 π’·π“‡π‘œπ“€π‘’ 𝑒𝒢𝒸𝒽 π‘œπ“‰π’½π‘’π“‡π“ˆ' π’½π‘’π’Άπ“‡π“‰π“ˆ

  11. Aggressive Butterfly * Aggressive Butterfly *
    posted a quote
    May 20, 2019 5:31pm EDT
    𝐼 π“ˆπ“Œπ‘’π’Άπ“‡ π“‰π’½π’Ύπ“ˆ π’½π’Άπ“ˆ π‘”π‘œπ“‰π“‰π’Ά 𝒷𝑒 𝓉𝒽𝑒 π’½π“Šπ“ƒπ’Ήπ“‡π‘’π’Ήπ“‰π’½ 𝓉𝒾𝓂𝑒
    𝐼'𝓋𝑒 π“‰π’½π‘œπ“Šπ‘”π’½π“‰ π‘œπ’» π“Žπ‘œπ“Š π“‰π‘œπ“ƒπ’Ύπ‘”π’½π“‰

  12. bloondiiebabiie98 bloondiiebabiie98
    posted a quote
    April 30, 2019 7:35pm EDT
    hi witty profiles.
    its me, ya girl.
    im an adult now and i married my high school boyfriend
    this site is so embarassing
    G2G
    true story

  13. SANDD* SANDD*
    posted a quote
    April 26, 2019 12:24am EDT
    N o r e a s o n t o s t a y i s ag o o d r e a s o n t o g o .

  14. Dudu* Dudu*
    posted a quote
    April 24, 2019 8:41am EDT
    "It's natural for limbs to malfunction with a rotten head." - He is psychometric.

  15.  lost* lost*
    posted a quote
    April 24, 2019 3:58am EDT
    maybe i'd always be a joke to those who couldn't see how great i could've been.

  16. *Freedom* *Freedom*
    posted a quote
    April 19, 2019 11:32am EDT
    If I findThe man who loves meThe man who needs meMore than you ever did

  17. Dudu* Dudu*
    posted a quote
    April 18, 2019 10:45pm EDT
    i knew it would be hard. it has always been hard. i knew it would take long. i knew it would be like this. i almost regret having any optimism. false hopes. overqualified. underqualified. somewhere in between. overall not good enough. not what we're looking for. goodluck next time. we'll keep it on record, just in case. but at the end of the day it still comes back to not what we're looking for. overqualified. underqualified. "thank you"s in between. a bunch of "not successfuls" and "but"s. am i at the stage where it's still too early to give in? because i really want to. i'm qualified for more rejections and ego blows. unqualified for any good that could come beyond that. good intentions don't mean anything. sounds good or awful on paper. in person can't pull it off. masked in disadvantage. obstacles galore. i will overcome this all one day. i know. but it's always the right now that is hard. and one day is not my life. my life is right now and right now is hard.

  18. hydration hydration
    posted a quote
    April 16, 2019 10:20am EDT
    My "Best Friend's" Best Friend had a Fling with Me
    She knew that if I fell for him
    He wouldn't want anything to do with me
    So she helped me fall for him
    Turns out she was right

  19. Lozza* Lozza*
    posted a quote
    April 10, 2019 4:18am EDT
    "I know a planet where there is a certain red-faced gentleman. He has never smelled a flower. He has never looked at a star. He has never loved any one."

  20. Lozza* Lozza*
    posted a quote
    April 10, 2019 4:15am EDT
    "I know a planet where there is a certain red-faced gentleman. He has never smelled a flower. He has never looked at a star. He has never loved any one."

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