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  1. PrimarilyParamore* PrimarilyParamore*
    posted a quote
    November 3, 2016 2:32am UTC
    I'm every
    but I
    simply do
    it BEST.

  2. liomie362 liomie362
    posted a quote
    March 20, 2016 3:52am UTC
    Roses are red
    violets are blue
    sugar tastes sweet
    you look good too
    but the roses have wilted
    the violets are dead
    the sugar tastes bitter
    and you've lost your head.

  3. Iceyy Iceyy
    posted a quote
    April 17, 2015 11:16am UTC
    Mom:- I want to drink milk
    Son:- Sorry mom, milk is over -_-
    Mom:- Do you know what I said? If you know, repeat it.
    Son:- Okay? I want to drink milk?
    Mom:- -makes drink milk- :D

  4. PrimarilyParamore* PrimarilyParamore*
    posted a quote
    October 16, 2014 7:52pm UTC
    I'll make
    your Past
    Regret it's

  5. Ashleyray123 Ashleyray123
    posted a quote
    June 8, 2014 10:14pm UTC
    Witty is either a place for clever people to share thier cleverness with others, or a place for people to not think for themselves at all, and share that with others
    It's a place for original, poetic, individual people, with creative expression, and a talent for writing and poetry, and things no one else has thought of
    Or a place for lazy people to share their talent in copying and pasting quotes and song lyrics and thoughts from other people, and failing in being original or thinking up anything themselves, sort of like most people's Tumblr pages
    Just saying. Original is always better. We all have brains, why do only some people use theirs?

  6. Crazy girl* Crazy girl*
    posted a quote
    May 3, 2014 8:23am UTC
    I wish I was clever as Emily from Revenge so that I can take revenge on everyone that I hate and do it undercover so that no-one would notice it was me!

  7. dj2000 dj2000
    posted a quote
    April 26, 2014 12:40am UTC
    "Every animal should live freely and happy on our Earth,
    Every person should get along and respect each other
    always no matter what race or color of skin and eyes.
    These are two things I strongly believe in as an animal
    rights activist and human rights activist. Cheers!"

  8. AtmosFEAR AtmosFEAR
    posted a quote
    March 20, 2014 5:39pm UTC

  9. 失眠* 失眠*
    posted a quote
    March 6, 2014 5:00pm UTC
    I know his qualities and his flaws and every detail of his face, I know all of the callus of his hands and I know the path that his feet have traveled. He is not a character in a book, his hair is not always a messy in a beautiful way and he don't treat me as if I were made ​​of precious stones, sometimes he say things without thinking and leaves me with unexplained chest pain. He don't know, but I wake up two hours early to do my hair and pick the best outfit, and all just for him. He also don't know, but my favorite songs are just my favorite songs because they remind me of him. I feel complete by his side, even when he hurt me and leave me in the deep end with nothing left, I want to be looking at him, even bleeding to death. At night when I lay my head on the pillow I think if he are good and what is he doing, and if he is thinking or feeling this way about me too, i'm even a person of an unshaken faith, but I pray and infinitely hope, I beg for an God, to make his heart beat in peace. Hold his hands makes even the coldest places of my soul catch fire, look in his eyes makes me want to live forever, even in this horrible world, I bear anything just to be able to look in his eyes for eternity, when I make him smile my all world stop, I just stop listening to everything around me and not even a single problem comes my mind. He broke all my walls and SHOOK all my dreams since the first time I looked at him.

  10. MusicLover2769 MusicLover2769
    posted a quote
    March 4, 2014 7:28pm UTC
    Why couldn't the English language spell "island" like "i land?"

  11. anime_lover anime_lover
    posted a quote
    February 28, 2014 2:51pm UTC
    Wearing gym stuff to the takeaway because you've been 4 nights in a row and you don't want them to think you're a fat tw.at... I am a sad act.

  12. Gpc11 Gpc11
    posted a quote
    February 27, 2014 5:31pm UTC
    Girlfriend.....Girl friendThe difference between "Girlfriend" and "Girl Friend" is that little space in between we call the "Friend Zone".

  13. KayleighJean KayleighJean
    posted a quote
    February 26, 2014 3:51pm UTC
    I have more conversations in my head
    than I do in real life

  14. Gpc11 Gpc11
    posted a quote
    February 22, 2014 9:09pm UTC
    A good lie is a one that you can convincingly tell over and over again.It's re-lie-able.

  15. Delicate* Delicate*
    posted a quote
    February 12, 2014 3:57pm UTC
    make such pretty friends.  

  16. tired_of_living* tired_of_living*
    posted a quote
    February 6, 2014 4:04pm UTC
    I'm the ugly sister.
    I'm the horrible daughter.
    I'm not even the second choice.
    I'm the 'left-over.'
    I'm not the clever one.
    I'm not the skinny one.
    I'm the talentless one.
    I'm the "why are you even here?"
    I'm just not good enough.

  17. 失眠* 失眠*
    posted a quote
    February 3, 2014 12:05pm UTC
    5 things
    1. nobody can see the way your eyes sparkle unintentionally whenever you smile
    2. i stare at you for a few seconds, just to capture every detail of your face
    3. i like to walk behind you, i enjoy watching you talking to someone because your natural way to be is beautiful
    4. i don't think you're perfect, but i love even your faults
    5. i never told you any of this

  18. 失眠* 失眠*
    posted a quote
    January 31, 2014 2:46pm UTC
    Love is like the moon, when it does not increase, it decreases.
    – John Keats.

  19. sabrinajw sabrinajw
    posted a quote
    January 29, 2014 2:33pm UTC
    I put the thingamabob inside the whatchamacallit, turned the doohickey and the wuteveritis still doesn't work! Any Idea's?

  20. 失眠* 失眠*
    posted a quote
    January 28, 2014 5:55pm UTC
    The first time I saw her..
    Everything in my head went quiet.
    All the ticks, all the constantly refreshing images just disappeared.
    When you have Obsessive Compulsive Disorder, you don’t really get quiet moments.
    Even in bed, I’m thinking:
    Did I lock the doors? Yes.
    Did I wash my hands? Yes.
    Did I lock the doors? Yes.
    Did I wash my hands? Yes.
    But when I saw her, the only thing I could think about was the hairpin curve of her lips..
    Or the eyelash on her cheek—
    the eyelash on her cheek—
    the eyelash on her cheek.
    I knew I had to talk to her.
    I asked her out six times in thirty seconds.
    She said yes after the third one, but none of them felt right, so I had to keep going.
    On our first date, I spent more time organizing my meal by color than I did eating it, or talking to her..
    But she loved it.
    She loved that I had to kiss her goodbye sixteen times or twenty-four times at different times of the day.
    She loved that it took me forever to walk home because there are lots of cracks on our sidewalk.
    When we moved in together, she said she felt safe, like no one would ever rob us because I definitely lock the door eighteen times.
    I’d always watch her mouth when she talked—
    when she talked—
    when she talked—
    when she talked;
    when she said she loved me, her mouth would curl up at the edges.
    At night, she’d lay in bed and watch me turn all the lights off.. And on, and off, and on, and off, and on, and off, and on, and off, and on, and off.
    She’d close her eyes and imagine that the days and nights were passing in front of her.
    But then.. She said I was taking up too much of her time.
    That I couldn’t kiss her goodbye so much because I was making her late for work..
    When she said she loved me, her mouth was a straight line..
    When I stopped in front of a crack in the sidewalk, she just kept walking..
    And last week she started sleeping at her mother’s place.
    She told me that she shouldn’t have let me get so attached to her; that this whole thing was a mistake, but..
    How can it be a mistake that I don’t have to wash my hands after I touch her?
    Love is not a mistake, and it’s killing me that she can run away from this and I just can’t.
    I can’t go out and find someone new because I always think of her.
    Usually, when I obsess over things, I see germs sneaking into my skin.
    I see myself crushed my an endless succession of cars..
    And she was the first beautiful thing I ever got stuck on.
    I want to wake up every morning thinking about the way she holds her steering wheel..
    How she turns shower knobs like she opening a safe.
    How she blows out candles—
    blows out candles—
    blows out candles—
    blows out candles—
    blows out—….
    Now, I just think about who else is kissing her.
    I can’t breathe because he only kisses her once—he doesn’t care if it’s perfect!
    I want her back so bad..
    I leave the door unlocked.
    I leave the lights on.


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