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Oh, and on my Christian Schoolgirl Problem quotes, I'm talking about going to a christian school, not being a christian girl who goes to school. Just sayin'.

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glitter on my hands*
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March 3, 2016 5:46pm UTC

holy god I'm scrolling through here after three years and internally SCREAMING
anyway i'm still alive and if any of you are
here's my blog: unnecessarylovetriangle.tumblr.com
this was a nice little time capsule to 12 yr old me
oh my god i'm cringing

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November 24, 2014 1:30pm UTC

Most cutting thing you can say is "Who's this clown?" because it implies they're a) a clown & b) not even one of the better-know clowns.
-Cohen is a ghost (on twitter)

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November 12, 2014 7:43pm UTC

The day i stopped hating girls was like a magical portal to a much better living experience and I highly recommend it because girls are amazing. All of them.
- averagefairy (on tumblr)

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August 31, 2014 12:58pm UTC

“screw stardust; be iron instead.
be the element that creates stardust
be the element that causes the largest stars to explode.
be the element that is strong enough to collapse an entire universe.” — -k.m | supernovae (via sinsualite on Tumblr)

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August 31, 2014 12:49pm UTC

“IF YOU ARE NOT PREPARED TO RAISE A DISABLED CHILD, OR A TRANS CHILD, OR A GAY OR BI OR PAN CHILD, IF YOU ARE NOT PREPARED TO LOVE AND SUPPORT YOUR CHILD UNCONDITIONALLY, DO NOT HAVE A CHILD.”
—
it is 2014. there are no excuses left. (via callmeoutis on Tumblr)

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July 30, 2014 12:37pm UTC

what doesn't kill you
comes back with something stronger
to finish the job
so don't think it's over
--oaklungs

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July 13, 2014 11:56am UTC

guys I'm so frigging confused since when did pictures become quotes
and the chat pop up thing
what

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June 18, 2014 6:07pm UTC

witty: a mystical land of stolen text posts and awkwad teens with no spell check.

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June 11, 2014 1:41pm UTC

Why can't you tell me what's gonna happen
If we go on going along, alone and on our own ?
Whatever happened to the fairytales ?
We let the monsters win ,
We push and we shove, forget who we love
To get up and get in
And I don't know why we're losing it all ,
Running around we're messing it up.

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June 6, 2014 6:57pm UTC

Human nature is human nature
whether or not you can use a wand.
-- J. K. Rowling

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May 18, 2014 1:07pm UTC

Wear the right lipstick,
Not make a mistake, but you don’t even notice me
I walk by your desk but I fail at the test
Of trying to get you to see me
What’ll I do to try to get to know you
What’ll I say if only you adore me
And all I care is that I get reaction
I need some action
Why can’t you see what you’re doing to me
I can’t believe that you’re too blind to see
I’m so lonely and I need company
So come on and say hello.

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April 18, 2014 9:29am UTC

So, it's fairly simple to cut right through the mess
and stop the muscle that makes us confess

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March 29, 2014 1:28pm UTC

me: *almost gets hit by bus* wow that was close ha
me: *falls of bed*
me:OH MY GOD
me:I COULD HAVE DIED
me: I SHOULDN'T BE ALIVE OMG

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March 28, 2014 3:36pm UTC

me flirting: if you were a cheeto you’d be a hot cheeto

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March 27, 2014 7:03pm UTC

my hair is so oily
the government wants to buy it for fuel
that sounded better in my head ok

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March 26, 2014 5:21pm UTC

I constantly wonder if anyone has had a crush on me in the past, or even now.

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March 22, 2014 7:51pm UTC

Am I the only one who thinks it's hilarious when you get a pop up thing that says
THIS PAGE AT WITTY PROFILES DOT COM SAYS
"ok"

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March 22, 2014 6:34pm UTC

when you click a button you didn't mean to click so you just kinda hold the click and drag your cursor around hoping it doesn't click

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March 22, 2014 12:06pm UTC

Guys I'm related to Sterling Holloway omigod

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March 13, 2014 7:58pm UTC

Apparently Tim Burton is directing a Miss Peregrine’s Home For Peculiar Children movie.
DEAD. JUST DEAD.

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