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Gpc11

1. Gpc11
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   March 31, 2017 12:00pm UTC
   What's worse than a girl falling asleep during s3x?
   A girl waking up during s3x.
   
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2. Gpc11
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   March 31, 2017 7:54am UTC
   Beer is like the Sun.
   It rises in the yeast, and sets in the Waist 🍺
   
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3. Gpc11
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   December 25, 2016 5:05am UTC
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4. Gpc11
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   September 12, 2016 6:38am UTC
   I wonder if I've ever bought milk from the same cow twice.?
   
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5. Gpc11
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   September 26, 2015 9:04pm UTC
   Before making any promises to a girl, m@$turb@te twice...It may change your mind 😁
   
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6. Gpc11
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   September 1, 2015 12:54pm UTC
   I almost died in the shower today. I slipped and my dumb@ss tried to grab the water
   
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7. Gpc11
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   July 16, 2015 12:48am UTC
   Pretty soon the only place you will be able to buy a Confederate flag will be the b1ack market.
   Oh the irony.
   
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8. Gpc11
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   June 13, 2015 1:35am UTC
   Being 18-25 is like playing a video game where you've skipped the tutorial and you're just sort of running around with no idea how anything works
   
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9. Gpc11
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   June 13, 2015 1:22am UTC
   Jurassic World was so f#ckling awesome.
   P.S people that clap in movie theaters ...please f#q off.
   
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10. Gpc11
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    June 10, 2015 12:54am UTC
    Me: What's the difference between a toilet and a fridge?
    Friend: I don't know
    Me: You're disgusting.
    
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11. Gpc11
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    June 10, 2015 12:50am UTC
    I just encountered a spider bigger
    than my desire to be the man of the
    house.
    
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12. Gpc11
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    June 6, 2015 1:16am UTC
    I suck at apologies so..
    UNFUCK YOU!
    Or whatever.
    
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13. Gpc11
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    May 14, 2015 7:37pm UTC
    I love how people say they're "expecting" a baby, as though it might be something else, like a penguin or a lawnmower...
    
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14. Gpc11
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    May 14, 2015 7:28pm UTC
    If you love something set it free. If it immediately bites your throat and drags you up a tree, you love a cheetah. And cheetahs love no one.
    
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15. Gpc11
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    May 14, 2015 7:25pm UTC
    Is it crazy how saying sentences backwards creates backwards sentences saying how crazy it is?
    
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16. Gpc11
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    May 10, 2015 9:38pm UTC
    English is weird. It can be understood through tough thorough thought, though.
    
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17. Gpc11
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    May 10, 2015 7:44pm UTC
    Bruh, 2/22/22 happens to fall on a Tuesday.We should call that shlt "2's Day"
    
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18. Gpc11
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    May 10, 2015 7:40pm UTC
    Last night I had s3x with not one, not two, but zero people.
    
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19. Gpc11
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    May 5, 2015 1:41am UTC
    See, the problem is that God gives men a brain and a penls and only enough blood to run one at a time.~ Robin Williams
    
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20. Gpc11
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    May 5, 2015 1:36am UTC
    Teacher: You can't write an essay overnight.Exam: You have one hour to write an essay.
    
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