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Gpc11

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Member Since: 15 Feb 2013 10:48pm

Last Seen: 1 Apr 2017 10:37pm

Gender: M

user id: 350337

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Just a happy guy in general ッ Loving person and vice-versa. Creative, Mysterious, Down to_🌎, Mind dazzling, With a touch of AdventurerrRrouSSS, Type a Guy!
  1. Gpc11 Gpc11
    posted a quote
    March 31, 2017 12:00pm EDT
    What's worse than a girl falling asleep during s3x?
    A girl waking up during s3x.

  2. Gpc11 Gpc11
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    March 31, 2017 7:54am EDT
    Beer is like the Sun.
    It rises in the yeast, and sets in the Waist 🍺

  3. Gpc11 Gpc11
    posted a quote
    December 25, 2016 5:05am EST
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  4. Gpc11 Gpc11
    posted a quote
    September 12, 2016 6:38am EDT
    I wonder if I've ever bought milk from the same cow twice.?

  5. Gpc11 Gpc11
    posted a quote
    September 26, 2015 9:04pm EDT
    Before making any promises to a girl, m@$turb@te twice...It may change your mind 😁

  6. Gpc11 Gpc11
    posted a quote
    September 1, 2015 12:54pm EDT
    I almost died in the shower today. I slipped and my dumb@ss tried to grab the water

  7. Gpc11 Gpc11
    posted a quote
    July 16, 2015 12:48am EDT
    Pretty soon the only place you will be able to buy a Confederate flag will be the b1ack market.
    Oh the irony.

  8. Gpc11 Gpc11
    posted a quote
    June 13, 2015 1:35am EDT
    Being 18-25 is like playing a video game where you've skipped the tutorial and you're just sort of running around with no idea how anything works

  9. Gpc11 Gpc11
    posted a quote
    June 13, 2015 1:22am EDT
    Jurassic World was so f#ckling awesome.
    P.S people that clap in movie theaters ...please f#q off.

  10. Gpc11 Gpc11
    posted a quote
    June 10, 2015 12:54am EDT
    Me: What's the difference between a toilet and a fridge?
    Friend: I don't know
    Me: You're disgusting.

  11. Gpc11 Gpc11
    posted a quote
    June 10, 2015 12:50am EDT
    I just encountered a spider bigger
    than my desire to be the man of the
    house.

  12. Gpc11 Gpc11
    posted a quote
    June 6, 2015 1:16am EDT
    I suck at apologies so..
    UNFUCK YOU!
    Or whatever.

  13. Gpc11 Gpc11
    posted a quote
    May 14, 2015 7:37pm EDT
    I love how people say they're "expecting" a baby, as though it might be something else, like a penguin or a lawnmower...

  14. Gpc11 Gpc11
    posted a quote
    May 14, 2015 7:28pm EDT
    If you love something set it free. If it immediately bites your throat and drags you up a tree, you love a cheetah. And cheetahs love no one.

  15. Gpc11 Gpc11
    posted a quote
    May 14, 2015 7:25pm EDT
    Is it crazy how saying sentences backwards creates backwards sentences saying how crazy it is?

  16. Gpc11 Gpc11
    posted a quote
    May 10, 2015 9:38pm EDT
    English is weird. It can be understood through tough thorough thought, though.

  17. Gpc11 Gpc11
    posted a quote
    May 10, 2015 7:44pm EDT
    Bruh, 2/22/22 happens to fall on a Tuesday.We should call that shlt "2's Day"

  18. Gpc11 Gpc11
    posted a quote
    May 10, 2015 7:40pm EDT
    Last night I had s3x with not one, not two, but zero people.

  19. Gpc11 Gpc11
    posted a quote
    May 5, 2015 1:41am EDT
    See, the problem is that God gives men a brain and a penls and only enough blood to run one at a time.~ Robin Williams

  20. Gpc11 Gpc11
    posted a quote
    May 5, 2015 1:36am EDT
    Teacher: You can't write an essay overnight.Exam: You have one hour to write an essay.

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