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Fay*

Status: sorry for not applying to any of the comments, I just don't come here anymore

Member Since: 6 Oct 2012 04:45am

Last Seen: 30 Sep 2016 06:55am

Birthday: October 31

Gender: F

user id: 333343

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 Wassup people l'm Fay, and i basically do not come here anymore
enjoy ur life :)x

 
                    




 
 
 

  1. Fay* Fay*
    posted a quote
    October 5, 2014 9:10am EDT
    It's a metaphor,you see; you put the
    textbook in front of you , but you don't
    give it the power to actually teach you anything

  2. Fay* Fay*
    posted a quote
    June 21, 2014 4:44am EDT
    Met a friend on a bus
    Now l have to take my earphones off

  3. Fay* Fay*
    posted a quote
    March 22, 2014 3:21pm EDT
    Wear shirt once : Dirty
    Wear hoodie every day for three months : Still clean

  4. Fay* Fay*
    posted a quote
    March 19, 2014 1:20pm EDT
    I'm in serious relationship with
    my WiFi .You could say we have
    a... connection

  5. Fay* Fay*
    posted a quote
    March 19, 2014 1:17pm EDT
    *unplugs 100% charged phone*
    *slides to unlock*
    battery 43%

  6. Fay* Fay*
    posted a quote
    March 11, 2014 3:41pm EDT
    Mom : *Leaves the room*
    Me : "MOM.MOM.MOM.MOM.MOM COME BACK IT'S URGENT"
    Mom : "What?!"
    Me: "Shut the door"

  7. Fay* Fay*
    posted a quote
    February 23, 2014 2:17pm EST
    me: *falls down*
    mom: what was that noise?
    me: my shirt fell
    mom: sounded heavier than a shirt
    me: i was in it when it fell

  8. Fay* Fay*
    posted a quote
    February 18, 2014 2:49pm EST
    pretty girl: I'd rather be called beautiful than hot
    me: I'll take what l can get

  9. Fay* Fay*
    posted a quote
    February 18, 2014 2:29pm EST
    you go to school nothing happens
    you miss ONE day : 7 fights, tupac came back, school had a blackout &
    rihanna performed in the cafeteria

  10. Fay* Fay*
    posted a quote
    February 17, 2014 2:27pm EST
    The human body has 7 trillion nerves and
    some people manage to get on every single f*cking of them

  11. Fay* Fay*
    posted a quote
    February 16, 2014 9:05am EST
    HOW am i expected to go to school
    when i wake up the same time that it ends

  12. Fay* Fay*
    posted a quote
    February 10, 2014 2:08pm EST
    Zombies
    (n.) The only men that will love you for
    you brain

  13. Fay* Fay*
    posted a quote
    February 10, 2014 2:04pm EST
    That awkward moment when
    you spell a word so wrong
    that even autocorrect is like
    "l got nothing man..."

  14. Fay* Fay*
    posted a quote
    February 3, 2014 2:55pm EST
    when guys talk about how gross periods are
    l laugh because guys have floopy piece of flesh
    that gets hard & that's pretty f*cking weird,bucko

  15. Fay* Fay*
    posted a quote
    January 31, 2014 12:28pm EST
    People used to imagine
    that 2014 would be full on flying cars
    but all we have is blankets with sleeves f*ck this l'm done
    Format by Breeze

  16. Fay* Fay*
    posted a quote
    January 31, 2014 12:16pm EST
    Mom: Why your room is always so messy?
    Me:So that if someone comes in and tries to kill me,
    they'll trip over something and die

  17. Fay* Fay*
    posted a quote
    January 28, 2014 12:29pm EST
    format by ethanol~
    format by ethanol~
    Justin Bieber : *murders someone*
    Fans: Stop judging him. He is only 19 he is allowed to make mistakes

  18. Fay* Fay*
    posted a quote
    January 26, 2014 9:59am EST
    me: *opens camera about to take a selfie*
    me: *realises how ugly i am*
    me:* closes camera and acts like nothing happened*

  19. Fay* Fay*
    posted a quote
    January 26, 2014 9:42am EST
    Mom: Come down it's dinner time!
    Me:In a few minutes
    Mom: NOW!
    Me:Ok *downstairs*
    Me: Where's dinner?
    Mom: It will be ready in 10 minutes!

  20. Fay* Fay*
    posted a quote
    January 25, 2014 1:52am EST
    having a crush is like having that
    little piece of rock stuck in your shoe
    and you stop walking and shake it out
    and you're pretty sure it's gone but
    the a half hour later you feel it under
    your toe and you are like oh no

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