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  1. TheCovertComic TheCovertComic
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    January 24, 2020 3:19pm EST
    To ride a tiger is easy if you're a flea.

  2. OhStephh_* OhStephh_*
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    December 20, 2019 7:12pm EST
    I had my first kiss at 22 lol

  3. TheCovertComic TheCovertComic
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    December 13, 2019 6:59pm EST
    I can't rise unless I'm already shining.

  4. TheCovertComic TheCovertComic
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    December 13, 2019 6:59pm EST
    Is it OK if I bite the hand that doesn't feed me?

  5. TheCovertComic TheCovertComic
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    November 27, 2019 8:46pm EST
    There's no use crying over spilled milk. But as for spilt milk, that's a different matter entirely.

  6. TheCovertComic TheCovertComic
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    November 15, 2019 11:02pm EST
    The honey stings, but the bee tastes sweet.

  7. TheCovertComic TheCovertComic
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    October 18, 2019 11:36pm EDT
    WARNING: Due to centrifugal effects, what goes around, when coming around, may detach and accelerate rapidly toward observer.

  8. TheCovertComic TheCovertComic
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    September 27, 2019 7:21pm EDT
    He that goeth barefoot should not plant thorns. Likewise he that goeth shod; thorn planting being verily a foolish occupation.

  9. TheCovertComic TheCovertComic
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    September 20, 2019 9:33pm EDT
    I'm no longer flirting with disaster – disaster and I are now formally engaged.

  10. TheCovertComic TheCovertComic
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    August 30, 2019 8:13pm EDT
    If there was a play about performing Shakespeare, that would be deep, because you'd have a guy saying 'All the world's a stage' on a stage on a stage on a stage.

  11. Lil_lamb Lil_lamb
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    August 10, 2019 4:41am EDT
    If you wouldn't invite them to your birthday party, does it really matter what they think of you?

  12. jimchrom jimchrom
    posted a quote
    June 15, 2019 1:36am EDT
    She left a hole in my heart that there was no climbing out of.

  13. Cuppy Cuppy
    posted a quote
    May 21, 2019 9:11pm EDT
    This is nice and all, but I'd like to be married now.
    <3

  14. seafoam* seafoam*
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    April 2, 2019 4:08pm EDT

    Listen to me: everything you think you know, every relationship you’ve ever taken for granted, every plan or possibility you’ve ever hatched, every conceit or endeavor you’ve ever concocted, can be stripped from you in an instant. Sooner or later, it will happen. So prepare yourself. Be ready not to be ready. Be ready to be brought to your knees and beaten to dust. Because no stable foundation, no act of will, no force of cautious habit will save you from this fact: nothing is indestructible.
    —JONATHAN EVISON

  15. TheCovertComic TheCovertComic
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    March 9, 2019 2:24am EST
    It's OK to pick your battles, as long as you don't eat them.

  16. Lil_lamb Lil_lamb
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    March 8, 2019 4:57pm EST
    I know that she has a lot of stories
    Some she chooses to share and some she keeps hidden away in the depths of her mind
    She’s a natural introvert
    But there’s more to it than that
    Sometimes it seems like she doesn’t want anyone to know her at all

  17. seafoam* seafoam*
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    March 2, 2019 10:34pm EST
    Human beings are remarkable at what we can learn to live with. If we can’t get strong from what we lose, what we miss, what we want and can’t have... then we could never get strong enough, could we?
    — The Hotel New Hampshire (1984)

  18. seafoam* seafoam*
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    December 16, 2018 8:14pm EST
    Yes, one must suffer, even in vain, so as not to have
    LIveD In vaIn.

  19. seafoam* seafoam*
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    December 16, 2018 8:02pm EST

    I wish for the same thing I’ve hoped for since the beginning. I wish for a life so brave, so unpredictable, so full of unexpected joys and unforgettable love that no box could possibly contain all my memories.
    —CHELSEY PHILPOT

  20. TheCovertComic TheCovertComic
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    December 15, 2018 3:58pm EST
    In electromagnetism, the resistance of a conductor is directly proportional to the voltage measured across that conductor, divided by the current passing through it.
    Isn't life a lot like that?

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