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  1. DJ* DJ*
    posted a quote
    March 20, 2022 10:17pm UTC
    "Believe In All That You Do In Your Life."
    ~derekajames

  2. TheCovertComic TheCovertComic
    posted a quote
    March 12, 2022 5:50am UTC
    More mute while they're on talk, than talk while they're on mute.

  3. Anu* Anu* happy witty anniversary!
    posted a quote
    February 9, 2022 5:59am UTC
    You'll just keep thinking
    Forgetting what you already have.

  4. iwuvyou4eva iwuvyou4eva
    posted a quote
    January 5, 2022 1:10pm UTC
    Digital detox: 1 month
    French braid
    French mani/pedi
    falsies
    skincare bodycare fitness
    pescetarian low-carb overeating

  5. TheCovertComic TheCovertComic
    posted a quote
    December 30, 2021 10:00pm UTC
    Life is a carousel: to help ensure proper functioning of the pulley connecting the pinion gear to the platform, always keep a spare drive belt.

  6. TheCovertComic TheCovertComic
    posted a quote
    November 20, 2021 2:49am UTC
    Everything is something else in drag.

  7. TheCovertComic TheCovertComic
    posted a quote
    November 13, 2021 3:04pm UTC
    Human remains found? Are any of them mine?

  8. Failure* Failure*
    posted a quote
    November 10, 2021 5:18am UTC
    My depression wants me to die
    but my anxiety is afraid to go.

  9. TheCovertComic TheCovertComic
    posted a quote
    November 6, 2021 3:40am UTC
    You can't control everything that happens to you,
    but you can control whether you write
    a sappy motivational quote about it.

  10. TheCovertComic TheCovertComic
    posted a quote
    November 6, 2021 3:38am UTC
    Some people get a monkey off their back in order to make room for an elephant.

  11. Imperfect Butterfly * Imperfect Butterfly *
    posted a quote
    October 11, 2021 6:20am UTC
    Generation's To Come
    By: Justice Elliott
    Every generation goes through a new type of segregation. Different problems but the same level of responsibility never taken; At least not from the ones who should claim it. The ones in charge have the power to change things, they have it all but still take advantage of the people who work hard to get what they cannot keep. Our pockets are wiped clean, our purity turns to darkness and our hearts harden; its the only way to survive what we deal with in our streets. You may think you run your life, but in reality we're all puppets, controlled by someone from behind the scenes. Its the ugly truth so many rather be blind then see. But we're not blind, all we have to do is open our eyes. We're apart of the problem and its time we stop assisting in their mass genocide. Lets make a plan for all our sakes; we are the 99% which means the odds are in our favour. The 1% cannot take us, its times we show them the monsters they've created. The damage to us is already done, but we can pave a path much better for the generation's to come. Allow our children to be proud of the people they become, give to them what was not given to us. Many regrets but this will not be one.

  12. LadyFranco384 LadyFranco384
    posted a quote
    September 30, 2021 7:11pm UTC
    Its insane to me that after 6 years of not being on this site, not much has changed at all. This site helped me through some hard times, as a place I could come without being judged. I truly hope that safe, comforting feeling still applies to the current daily users. You guys got this. <3

  13. TheCovertComic TheCovertComic
    posted a quote
    August 28, 2021 1:05pm UTC
    Life: a crime scene and its own evidence bag.

  14. TheCovertComic TheCovertComic
    posted a quote
    August 21, 2021 5:58am UTC
    Your territory marks you.

  15. TheCovertComic TheCovertComic
    posted a quote
    August 21, 2021 5:57am UTC
    Eighty percent of success is showing up. The other twenty percent is giving the wrong address to the competition.

  16. TheCovertComic TheCovertComic
    posted a quote
    July 31, 2021 2:03pm UTC
    The acorn doesn't fall far from the tree. And usually I don't either.

  17. TheCovertComic TheCovertComic
    posted a quote
    July 17, 2021 7:05pm UTC
    'Biological' – the original oxymoron.

  18. scrappy scrappy
    posted a quote
    July 17, 2021 4:17pm UTC
    It got bad enough again.

  19. TheCovertComic TheCovertComic
    posted a quote
    June 12, 2021 3:32pm UTC
    The map is not the territory. The territory contains way more errors.

  20. TheCovertComic TheCovertComic
    posted a quote
    May 15, 2021 3:25pm UTC
    Nothing to be here, move along.

:)

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