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  1. TheCovertComic TheCovertComic
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    September 5, 2020 4:28am UTC
    How did he who rides a tiger get on it in the first place???

  2. TheCovertComic TheCovertComic
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    August 22, 2020 2:57am UTC
    Any weapon is a biological weapon if it saves your life.

  3. TheCovertComic TheCovertComic
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    July 25, 2020 1:36am UTC
    That incident response known as life.

  4. TheCovertComic TheCovertComic
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    May 23, 2020 1:24am UTC
    The pleasure is mined.

  5. angelgirl angelgirl
    posted a quote
    May 19, 2020 11:08pm UTC
    Anyone else show up back here during quarantine after like, six years of real life and what feels like fifteen extra years worth of drama, trauma and anxiety?
    Anyone?

  6. TheCovertComic TheCovertComic
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    May 9, 2020 1:56am UTC
    If the shoe fits, cut out holes for your arms, legs and head, and wear it.

  7. TheCovertComic TheCovertComic
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    May 2, 2020 3:01am UTC
    Some are born great, some achieve greatness, but most have greatness thrust up in them.

  8. TheCovertComic TheCovertComic
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    April 25, 2020 11:56am UTC
    There's no pancreas for the world's problems.
    ... What? It's 'panacea?'
    That too.

  9. TheCovertComic TheCovertComic
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    April 11, 2020 6:34pm UTC
    To learn that all I really need to know I learned in kindergarten, I needed to go to graduate school.

  10. TheCovertComic TheCovertComic
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    April 11, 2020 6:34pm UTC
    The whimper is louder than the bang.

  11. TheCovertComic TheCovertComic
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    April 4, 2020 2:20am UTC
    If you work in the fragrance industry, every now and then you need to stop and not smell the roses, or any other scent whatsoever.

  12. TheCovertComic TheCovertComic
    posted a quote
    March 21, 2020 12:15am UTC
    We say 'I don't know whether I'm coming or going,' as if it were somehow possible to do only one at a time.

  13. TheCovertComic TheCovertComic
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    February 21, 2020 10:25pm UTC
    We can't change the cards we're dealt – but we can pretend to suddenly have a seizure and collapse on top of the card table, scattering everyone's cards everywhere (though usually not more than once per card game).

  14. jennyracinggirl jennyracinggirl
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    February 13, 2020 10:08pm UTC
    an arrow can only be shot by pulling it backward.When life is dragging you back with difficulties,it means it's going to launch you into something great. So just focus, and keep aiming.

  15. TheCovertComic TheCovertComic
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    January 24, 2020 3:19pm UTC
    To ride a tiger is easy if you're a flea.

  16. OhStephh_* OhStephh_*
    posted a quote
    December 20, 2019 7:12pm UTC
    I had my first kiss at 22 lol

  17. TheCovertComic TheCovertComic
    posted a quote
    December 13, 2019 6:59pm UTC
    I can't rise unless I'm already shining.

  18. TheCovertComic TheCovertComic
    posted a quote
    December 13, 2019 6:59pm UTC
    Is it OK if I bite the hand that doesn't feed me?

  19. TheCovertComic TheCovertComic
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    November 27, 2019 8:46pm UTC
    There's no use crying over spilled milk. But as for spilt milk, that's a different matter entirely.

  20. TheCovertComic TheCovertComic
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    November 15, 2019 11:02pm UTC
    The honey stings, but the bee tastes sweet.

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