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  1. tornedsoul* tornedsoul*
    posted a quote
    January 12, 2024 7:51pm UTC
    “His nakedness makes me conscious of my nakedness. He’s too close even though he’s not. When his eyes linger on my bare shoulder, I feel as if the water has suddenly gone cold. I don’t want to feel this, but I do. I’m conscious of my eyes settling at various parts of his body. I want to look away, look at his eyes or something, but I can’t. It roves on his body like I’m roadside lover. “

  2. tornedsoul* tornedsoul*
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    January 12, 2024 7:48pm UTC
    It feels like a homecoming to visit witty, member since 2014. its been a decade and witty knows every bit of me.

  3. TheCovertComic TheCovertComic
    posted a quote
    September 29, 2023 9:40pm UTC
    Every bra is a sports bra - the only difference is the sport.

  4. TheCovertComic TheCovertComic
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    September 22, 2023 10:23pm UTC
    A little dangering is a learneous thing.

  5. TheCovertComic TheCovertComic
    posted a quote
    June 30, 2023 9:02pm UTC
    Selective blurring, but for real life.

  6. TheCovertComic TheCovertComic
    posted a quote
    June 23, 2023 11:19pm UTC
    Every man’s a Sitzpinkler if he has to take a Scheiße.

  7. TheCovertComic TheCovertComic
    posted a quote
    May 5, 2023 11:28pm UTC
    ‘Safeword’ is a contradiction in terms.

  8. TheCovertComic TheCovertComic
    posted a quote
    March 24, 2023 11:15pm UTC
    Learn to recognize those who are thin-skinned. And even more importantly, those who are thick-exoskeletoned.

  9. TheCovertComic TheCovertComic
    posted a quote
    March 4, 2023 12:41am UTC
    Beware of wolves in sheep’s clothing – but acknowledge their shearing, spinning and sewing skills.

  10. TheCovertComic TheCovertComic
    posted a quote
    February 18, 2023 3:25am UTC
    In our salad days, a lot of us just eat the croutons.

  11. TheCovertComic TheCovertComic
    posted a quote
    February 11, 2023 2:31am UTC
    When I partook of the smörgåsbord of life, I got gås.

  12. TheCovertComic TheCovertComic
    posted a quote
    December 31, 2022 3:33am UTC
    Only time will tell.
    ... And even then, only if time is offered a plea deal.

  13. TheCovertComic TheCovertComic
    posted a quote
    December 24, 2022 2:05am UTC
    If I really want my life to change, it’s up to me to hire a life coach to change it.

  14. TheCovertComic TheCovertComic
    posted a quote
    December 3, 2022 3:45am UTC
    I need to improve my work-work balance.

  15. TheCovertComic TheCovertComic
    posted a quote
    September 24, 2022 1:08am UTC
    Why do you want to be when you grow up?

  16. airatmaninravi airatmaninravi
    posted a quote
    September 16, 2022 10:54am UTC
    Don’t cut a cake! Awake! Your Birthday is Fake!
    Do you cut your birthday cake?
    Do you know your birthday is fake?
    Don't continue to make the mistake
    It's time for you to now awake!
    Ask your mother when you were born
    You were kicking weeks before and this went on and on
    You were alive long back, she knows
    And even science has pictures as the embryo grows
    Nine months before your so-called date of birth
    That is when you actually came to earth
    Then you didn't have blood, bone, and skin
    You were just a Power, the spark within
    But because you believed in the birthday lie
    You believed that there were ghosts and fairies in the sky!
    Every year you continue to cut your birthday cake
    You don't realize the truth, just believe what is fake!
    When will you, to the truth, awake?
    When will you stop baking your birthday cake?
    When you realize that nine months earlier you were born
    Then to stop cutting the cake, will you undertake?
    Although you know that it is not your date of birth
    You came forty weeks before as the zygote on earth
    But you just choose to follow the herd
    You don't investigate, don't fly like a bird
    You don't ask the question, 'Who am I?'
    If the body came later, then, 'I am the body,' is a lie
    I was that Energy Spark that first came to earth
    Not on my so-called birthday is my real birth
    In what way will this news make us awake?
    Why this big fuss about the birthday cake?
    When we realize we are not the body or the mind
    Then, Self-Realization we will find
    If you are not the body that developed on earth
    You realize you are that spark, that's your real worth!
    That spark is Energy, that spark is the Soul
    To realize this is our life’s ultimate goal
    After the spark, starts as a little zygote
    Our body is created, be it man or goat
    We are not the bodies that we seem to wear
    The bodies will live and die and tear
    One day, every ‘body’ must die
    The one who was alive will depart into the sky
    The body that is made of skin and bone
    Returns to ashes, as people mourn
    We are not that body that died, were we?
    People say, 'He passed away', and we are free
    They are so sure in the body we no more live
    To the flames or to the coffin, our body they give!
    If we are not the body that will one day surely die
    If we were not born on our birthday, that is a lie!
    If we are that spark conceived nine months before birth
    Then who is it that on death leaves the earth?
    The Soul, the Divine Spirit, the Atman is that spark
    To give us life from birth to death is its task
    It arrives at conception and departs at death
    We are that Power that gives us breath
    When you do a simple thing like stop cutting a cake
    When you investigate and realize that your birthday is fake
    You realize you are the Soul, you are no more vague
    To the ultimate truth, you will awake
    This Realization is the real beginning of the journey called life
    It will liberate us from all misery and strife
    When we realize we are not body, ego, and mind
    Eternal Happiness and Peace, we will find
    Just because we were taught many things that were lies
    We believe that God lives in the skies
    The birthday cake will make us realize
    We will live as the Soul, we will be wise
    So, from now don't cut your birthday cake
    Don't continue to be ignorant for God's sake
    Realize that your birthday is fake
    You are the Divine Soul, to this truth awake

  17. airatmaninravi airatmaninravi
    posted a quote
    September 8, 2022 6:57am UTC
    Stop it Stupid
    I was so stupid, I was a fool
    But they didn't teach me this in school
    'Stop it, stupid!' had I told myself
    My stupidity would have ended with this tool
    We all get angry, we all do fear
    We are idiots, year after year
    How can we stop this misery and pain
    How to stop being foolish, again and again
    The first step is to realize our ignorance
    The second is to put a stop to it
    We must tell our mind to stop
    We must make this a habit
    The mind is a monkey, a rascal our mind
    It wants to make us suffer, we find
    But we are not fools, we know, don't we?
    How from this rascal, can we be free?
    'Stop it, stupid!', 'Stop it, stupid!', 'Stop it, stupid!' repeat
    Till the monkey mind can feel the heat
    Then, watch it, catch it, latch it, secure
    So that it does not repeat the thing anymore
    We all are stupid, we all are fools
    And to overcome stupidity, there are simple tools
    The most important is to realize the truth
    Who are we, get to the bottom of the root
    We are not the stupid Body, Ego and Mind
    We are intelligent, this truth we must find
    This realization will stop us from being a slave
    Will liberate us from misery, before we reach our grave
    For pain and suffering is only for those
    To go on a quest, who did not choose
    They live with misery, they believe in the myth
    They continue with ignorance, till they die with it
    So, we must Ask, Investigate, Realize the Truth
    Kill the rascal mind, the monkey, the brute
    Transcend the Mind and Ego that says, 'ME'
    Till from all stupidity we are free
    We must be still and live in Consciousness
    If we want to put an end to all the mess
    When we are fools, we must stop and know
    And overcome the stupidity before the end of the show
    But many of us are stupid till we die
    We look up at the sky, cry and ask ,'Why?'
    We don't use our intellect to stop our stupidity
    We just live with stress, worry and anxiety
    Some of us want to end this mess
    We don't want misery, we don't want stress
    The Mantra 'Stop it, stupid!' we put to use
    And with it, an end to all abuse
    So what must we do, what is the trick?
    What will end our misery with just one click?
    We must be stern and tell ourselves looking in the eye
    Till to that repeated stupidity, we bid goodbye
    I did it myself, I share with you
    I stopped my stupidity, this is true
    To end my foolishness, I found a way
    'Stop it, stupid!' to yourself, please say
    And till you stop being stupid, repeat it
    Don't feel bad, it's better to erase it
    We have a choice, acknowledge stupidity and then rise
    'Stop it, stupid!' is the way of the wise
    Some people are heartbroken, they cry in love
    They break their hearts, and then look above
    They cry in love, they suffer in pain
    They are stupid, again and again
    Some people are attached, this brings them tears
    The misery is not short, it lasts for years
    If only they use this Mantra of happiness
    'Stop it, stupid!' it can give peace and bliss
    'Stop it, stupid!' a Mantra I share with you
    Use it and you will stop feeling blue
    Realize your ignorance and to make amend
    Say, 'Stop it, stupid!' and put your misery to an end

  18. TheCovertComic TheCovertComic
    posted a quote
    August 27, 2022 2:37am UTC
    Life on Earth is based on carbon. In that sense I definitely qualify as carbon neutral.

  19. TheCovertComic TheCovertComic
    posted a quote
    July 9, 2022 2:54am UTC
    Thinking about moving to the Equator so I can be upgraded to a tropical depression.

  20. TheCovertComic TheCovertComic
    posted a quote
    July 9, 2022 2:53am UTC
    Thinking about moving to the Equator so I can be upgraded to a tropical depression.

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