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  1. TheCovertComic TheCovertComic
    posted a quote
    June 16, 2018 2:57pm EDT
    The joke isn't too soon, the tragedy is too late.

  2. TheCovertComic TheCovertComic
    posted a quote
    June 16, 2018 2:55pm EDT
    No more fairy tales. From now on, only fairy facts.

  3. Aggressive Butterfly * Aggressive Butterfly *
    posted a quote
    June 12, 2018 12:11pm EDT
    And remember what it felt like
    To be alone
    Sitting in the sunlight
    All alone

  4. Aggressive Butterfly * Aggressive Butterfly *
    posted a quote
    June 12, 2018 12:08pm EDT
    The water is warm
    but it's sending me shivers

  5. TheCovertComic TheCovertComic
    posted a quote
    June 9, 2018 11:53am EDT
    It's time to quit thinking in terms of 'us' versus 'them,' and start thinking in terms of 'them' versus 'us.'

  6. TheCovertComic TheCovertComic
    posted a quote
    June 9, 2018 11:51am EDT
    Ask me no questions ... and let's just leave it at that.

  7. TheCovertComic TheCovertComic
    posted a quote
    June 9, 2018 11:50am EDT
    For a good time call 3.141592653589793238462643383279502884197169399375105820974944592.

  8. TheCovertComic TheCovertComic
    posted a quote
    June 9, 2018 11:50am EDT
    I suspect the idiom 'worm one's way' entered the language gradually, possibly by means of guile or deceit.

  9. TheCovertComic TheCovertComic
    posted a quote
    June 2, 2018 12:17am EDT
    At one point I had a cult following, but by successfully employing countersurveillance measures, I managed to lose them on a busy side street.

  10. Whysitgottabeme Whysitgottabeme
    posted a quote
    June 1, 2018 11:17am EDT
    It's okay to cry over someone, even if it's a boy. This specific boy is my best friend. I will never say "was". I love him too much to let go, even though he might soon, I never will. I don't care if it'll hurt me, losing him hurts enough. Don't tell me to move on, I don't listen to rules well, and I will never let go. I promise. I promise you i'll never let go. You'll always be loved by me. I promise.
    4.29-30.18 x 5.31-6.1.18
    Please don't let this be the last day.

  11. Whysitgottabeme Whysitgottabeme
    posted a quote
    May 30, 2018 9:19pm EDT
    (He spammed me by saying my name but i rather not reveal it)
    (I did the same to him and after that, i said this)
    me 8:04 PM
    hahaha i just read a joke and hsjshsjs i wanna tell you it cuz its cheesy and funny to me at least cuz im short and it kinda makes sense hehe
    me 8:04 PM
    imma tell you it anyways
    me 8:05 PM
    as i was saying , if a short person were to wave at you, it's called microwave c(:
    me 8:05 PM
    i laugh at the dumbest stuff okay
    me 8:05 PM
    AND IT KINDA WORKS CUZ IMMA SHNACK
    me 8:06 PM
    hjdhsjhjs okay im done 😂😂😂
    (He seemed to have only gotten my spam where i was saying his name)
    Canadian Boy❤ 8:15 PM
    yes?
    Canadian Boy❤ 8:25 PM
    (my name)
    me 9:05 PM
    hi
    me 9:05 PM
    hmmm
    Canadian Boy❤ 9:05 PM
    finallyyy
    me 9:06 PM
    i ate and did dishes hello
    me 9:06 PM
    you didnt get the cringey texts???
    Canadian Boy❤ 9:06 PM
    mhm i realized that
    me 9:06 PM
    FINE W MEEE
    Canadian Boy❤ 9:06 PM
    what cringy texts?
    me 9:06 PM
    nothing hehe 😅
    Canadian Boy❤ 9:06 PM
    nooo

  12. SuicidalHeart SuicidalHeart
    posted a quote
    May 27, 2018 2:17am EDT
    Me: I'm going to bed early
    Me at 2 am: I'm gonna write a song about bread.

  13. TheCovertComic TheCovertComic
    posted a quote
    May 26, 2018 8:29pm EDT
    Stand up to management. It makes you look more deferential when management walks past your cube.

  14. *Freedom* *Freedom*
    posted a quote
    May 25, 2018 10:20pm EDT
    why don’t you just meet me in the MIDDLE

  15. Aggressive Butterfly * Aggressive Butterfly *
    posted a quote
    May 23, 2018 5:48pm EDT
    I know you’ve forgotten me
    I know you so well my friend
    I know you might just throw yourself over
    But I won’t let you

  16. Aggressive Butterfly * Aggressive Butterfly *
    posted a quote
    May 23, 2018 5:42pm EDT
    All of my life I spent searching the words
    Of poets and saints and prophets and kings
    And now at the end all I know that I’ve learned
    Is that all that I know is I don’t know a thing

  17. Whysitgottabeme Whysitgottabeme
    posted a quote
    May 23, 2018 4:46pm EDT
    ~Can you tell something is crazy, when you're crazy yourself?~

  18. Gxbbiecarter* Gxbbiecarter*
    posted a quote
    May 21, 2018 10:04am EDT
    alone now, knew that was gonna happen XD still love u and i cant help it, i love you, i love you, i love you, you accidently brushed ur shoe against my leg and my heart skipped a beat, i miss u nick. i feel like the only one who wants this relation ship. IM SORRY NICK, for hurting u, for ruining you, but i want u, i need u. you made my world brighter and now its just dark again, im alone :)

  19. Gxbbiecarter* Gxbbiecarter*
    posted a quote
    May 21, 2018 8:42am EDT
    bruh

  20. Whysitgottabeme Whysitgottabeme
    posted a quote
    May 21, 2018 7:27am EDT
    Since 2012-2013, for me i guess it's safe to say, Not many come on anymore. Sometimes that makes me happy, sometimes that makes me sad. Happy because maybe the day everyone comes back will be the day i surpass whatever i can't handle and no one will be able to witness. Sometimes sad because even though few come on, Witty was an...still is an awesome place, we all helped each other, felt for each other...We still do that today but Witty isn't dead yet. I kinda wanna repopulate witty lol

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