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  1. Emily Autopsy * Emily Autopsy *
    posted a quote
    September 13, 2021 2:00am UTC
    So basiclly it has been 1 million years since ive been on here. I was looking through all my old stuff as a teenager and it's crazy because it feels like it was just yesterday. Plus I was such a weirdo lol I still am, but I guess I just hide it a bit better now that Im older lol. I am having such nostalgia it's unreal. I hope eveyone who is still on here and active is doing well. I remember when it used to be so popular and people were posting quotes all the time. I miss this place a lot and I really wish it would make a come back. I think it would be really nice. Lets all try to bring it back lol. I know that no one is probably going to see this, but I guess I just want to document for myself so I can look back at it in another million years from now lol, or even the slight chance that someone will see this, I hope youre doing well. Im just sentamental person and sometimes it's hard for me to let go of the past. Ive been thinking a lot about the past recently so I guess thats why I decided to hop back on here for a minute.
    I guess that's it. So uh BYE ;)
    ~Diana <3
    9/12/21 @9:59pm

  2. TheCovertComic TheCovertComic
    posted a quote
    September 11, 2021 1:06pm UTC
    What I love
    And what I have set free
    And what I await the return of
    Is me

  3. TheCovertComic TheCovertComic
    posted a quote
    September 4, 2021 4:07am UTC
    By sheer coincidence, the blouse bordering her plunging décolletage was exceedingly sheer, barely concealing her coincidences.

  4. TheCovertComic TheCovertComic
    posted a quote
    September 4, 2021 4:06am UTC
    The best defense against a cyber attack? Deliver a swift, hard kick to the cyber's groin.

  5. TheCovertComic TheCovertComic
    posted a quote
    September 4, 2021 4:04am UTC
    If you don't levitate for something, you'll stand for everything.

  6. TheCovertComic TheCovertComic
    posted a quote
    August 28, 2021 1:05pm UTC
    Life: a crime scene and its own evidence bag.

  7. TheCovertComic TheCovertComic
    posted a quote
    August 28, 2021 1:04pm UTC
    By definition, inside a time machine. – Response to question on job application: 'Where do you see yourself in five years?'

  8. TheCovertComic TheCovertComic
    posted a quote
    August 21, 2021 5:58am UTC
    Your territory marks you.

  9. TheCovertComic TheCovertComic
    posted a quote
    August 21, 2021 5:57am UTC
    Eighty percent of success is showing up. The other twenty percent is giving the wrong address to the competition.

  10. TheCovertComic TheCovertComic
    posted a quote
    August 14, 2021 3:45pm UTC
    A talk with a child is cheaper than therapy - although if that's your reason for talking to children, you should probably still get the therapy.

  11. TheCovertComic TheCovertComic
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    August 7, 2021 12:47pm UTC
    Remember: they can't prove you're digressing if you don't specify a topic.

  12. TheCovertComic TheCovertComic
    posted a quote
    August 7, 2021 12:46pm UTC
    Informed consent n. The act of informing someone that they consent to something.

  13. TheCovertComic TheCovertComic
    posted a quote
    July 31, 2021 2:04pm UTC
    Love opens doors where there were only walls - not unlike a shaped demolition charge deployed by special weapons and tactics units.

  14. TheCovertComic TheCovertComic
    posted a quote
    July 31, 2021 2:03pm UTC
    The acorn doesn't fall far from the tree. And usually I don't either.

  15. TheCovertComic TheCovertComic
    posted a quote
    July 24, 2021 3:25pm UTC
    It takes about half a second to say the word 'jiffy.' That's how long a jiffy should officially be.

  16. TheCovertComic TheCovertComic
    posted a quote
    July 24, 2021 3:23pm UTC
    I'm not easily ruffled. As for my plumage, that's a different story.

  17. TheCovertComic TheCovertComic
    posted a quote
    July 17, 2021 7:05pm UTC
    'Biological' – the original oxymoron.

  18. TheCovertComic TheCovertComic
    posted a quote
    July 10, 2021 5:36pm UTC
    Even as we embrace our history, let our gaze be toward posterity (but don't let our history catch us gazing toward posterity's posterior).

  19. TheCovertComic TheCovertComic
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    July 3, 2021 3:27am UTC
    My uncle once told me 'There are no shortcuts to any place worth going.'
    I said 'To get here to see you, I took a short cut.'
    My uncle pretty much leaves me alone now.

  20. TheCovertComic TheCovertComic
    posted a quote
    July 3, 2021 3:26am UTC
    You wish you were special, but you're a creep? Depending on how creepy, you may already be special!

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