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  1. TheCovertComic TheCovertComic
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    April 10, 2021 3:54am UTC
    It's not polite to have a point.

  2. TheCovertComic TheCovertComic
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    April 10, 2021 3:51am UTC
    Before you criticize a baby, crawl a mile in its diaper.

  3. TheCovertComic TheCovertComic
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    April 3, 2021 1:06pm UTC
    Shhh ... I heard I thought something.

  4. TheCovertComic TheCovertComic
    posted a quote
    April 3, 2021 1:06pm UTC
    Every day is International Tangled Web of Emotions Day.

  5. TheCovertComic TheCovertComic
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    April 3, 2021 1:05pm UTC
    An after-work party is great as long as you don't have after-after-work-party work.

  6. TheCovertComic TheCovertComic
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    March 27, 2021 5:58am UTC
    A spy in the house of love isn't hiding in the room you think.

  7. TheCovertComic TheCovertComic
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    March 27, 2021 5:57am UTC
    When you tell me that if I can't handle you at your worst, I don't deserve you at your best, are you at your best or your worst?

  8. TheCovertComic TheCovertComic
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    March 27, 2021 5:56am UTC
    Spontaneity is the province of youth – though I hear Saskatchewan is pretty swingin' too.

  9. TheCovertComic TheCovertComic
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    March 27, 2021 5:55am UTC
    Actually, I was kind of hoping this is my past life.

  10. TheCovertComic TheCovertComic
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    March 20, 2021 12:07pm UTC
    She told me to stop trying to save her.
    So I converted her to a low-risk certificate of deposit and enjoyed a significantly higher interest rate.

  11. TheCovertComic TheCovertComic
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    March 13, 2021 1:34pm UTC
    Today is International Abolish International Days Day.

  12. TheCovertComic TheCovertComic
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    March 13, 2021 1:33pm UTC
    It may be a common delusion that we make things better by talking about them, but I'm still glad you told me it is.

  13. TheCovertComic TheCovertComic
    posted a quote
    March 13, 2021 1:32pm UTC
    Let us always remember: whatever be our religion, nationality and political opinion, more or less in that order.

  14. TheCovertComic TheCovertComic
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    March 6, 2021 5:18pm UTC
    I spy with my little eye that if I had a bigger eye I'd be a better spy!

  15. TheCovertComic TheCovertComic
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    March 6, 2021 5:17pm UTC
    Why is it that, when a single word can remedy hurt, that word so often goes unspoken?
    ... The word is otorhinolaryngology?
    That answers my question, thanks.

  16. TheCovertComic TheCovertComic
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    March 6, 2021 5:16pm UTC
    You got this! But with effective antibiotics, you should make a full recovery within one to two weeks.

  17. queenfluffy2010 queenfluffy2010
    posted a quote
    March 5, 2021 4:10pm UTC
    SOME PEOPLE THINK MY BACK IS GOING TO SNAP!!!!!!!

  18. TheCovertComic TheCovertComic
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    February 27, 2021 4:33am UTC
    You say 'threat perception' like there's some other kind.

  19. TheCovertComic TheCovertComic
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    February 27, 2021 4:32am UTC
    There is now no phrase that hasn't been trademarked as a band name. (And yes, I checked, and that phrase has also been trademarked as a band name. This one too. And this one.)

  20. TheCovertComic TheCovertComic
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    February 27, 2021 4:31am UTC
    Alert fatigue? Don't bother, I'm already awake.

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