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  1. dontsellyourselfshort dontsellyourselfshort
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    January 17, 2020 8:56pm EST
    I'M HIGHLY SUSPICIOUS THAT EVERYONE WHO SEES YOU WANTS YOU
    Format © dontsellyourselfshort

  2. TheCovertComic TheCovertComic
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    January 17, 2020 7:19pm EST
    You can't make this stuff up. Making this stuff up is a violation of Title 18, Section 1001 of US federal law.

  3. TheCovertComic TheCovertComic
    posted a quote
    January 17, 2020 7:19pm EST
    I strongly support creation of the United States Space Force, and I am prepared to nominate several officials for immediate deployment.

  4. TheCovertComic TheCovertComic
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    January 17, 2020 7:18pm EST
    A mnemonic verse to help one remember not to commit genocide:
    Only a creep'll
    Annihilate a people

  5. dontsellyourselfshort dontsellyourselfshort
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    January 14, 2020 11:52pm EST
    YOU CAN'T LOVE NOTHING UNLESS THERE'S SOMETHING IN IT FOR YOU
    Format © dontsellyourselfshort

  6. 1460962 1460962
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    January 12, 2020 5:24pm EST
    Brick wall waterfall girl you think you got it all you dont i do so boom with yo attitude !

  7. TheCovertComic TheCovertComic
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    January 10, 2020 8:07pm EST
    The bean counts the bean counters.

  8. TheCovertComic TheCovertComic
    posted a quote
    January 10, 2020 8:06pm EST
    The thought of machines becoming self-aware is frightening – because it means I might have to become self-aware too.

  9. TheCovertComic TheCovertComic
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    January 3, 2020 2:36pm EST
    In a leap year, 96 additional people get their 15 minutes of fame.

  10. TheCovertComic TheCovertComic
    posted a quote
    January 3, 2020 2:35pm EST
    A word of warning if you go to see an opera: it's NOT necessarily over when the fat lady sings.

  11. TheCovertComic TheCovertComic
    posted a quote
    December 27, 2019 5:18pm EST
    Before surrendering to it, be advised that temptation is not a signatory to the Geneva Convention.

  12. TheCovertComic TheCovertComic
    posted a quote
    December 27, 2019 5:18pm EST
    Familiarity breeds contempt? Gee, I never heard that idea before.

  13. dontsellyourselfshort dontsellyourselfshort
    posted a quote
    December 23, 2019 10:58pm EST
    MOUTHFUL OF TOOTHPASTE BEFORE I GOT TO KNOW YOU
    Format © dontsellyourselfshort

  14. TheCovertComic TheCovertComic
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    December 20, 2019 3:33pm EST
    Just the fact that you would tell me you can rock my world rocks my world.

  15. TheCovertComic TheCovertComic
    posted a quote
    December 20, 2019 3:30pm EST
    I would never violate a trust. Any relations I had with that trust were strictly consensual.

  16. TheCovertComic TheCovertComic
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    December 20, 2019 3:30pm EST
    That it’s lonely at the top begs the question of what the mountain is made of.

  17. Aggressive Butterfly * Aggressive Butterfly *
    posted a quote
    December 19, 2019 12:27pm EST
    matutine
    (adj.)
    \ ˈmachəˌtīn \
    of a star: just before the dawn

  18. TheCovertComic TheCovertComic
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    December 13, 2019 6:59pm EST
    I can't rise unless I'm already shining.

  19. TheCovertComic TheCovertComic
    posted a quote
    December 13, 2019 6:59pm EST
    Is it OK if I bite the hand that doesn't feed me?

  20. TheCovertComic TheCovertComic
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    December 13, 2019 6:57pm EST
    Your life is over? Oh thank God. For a moment I thought you said your life is sober.

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