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  1. Aggressive Butterfly * Aggressive Butterfly *
    posted a quote
    March 17, 2019 9:14pm EDT
    He doesn't understand yet that guilt comes to you not from the things you've done,
    but from the things that others have done to you

  2. TheCovertComic TheCovertComic
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    March 9, 2019 2:26am EST
    What's wrong doesn't cease to be wrong merely because a majority believes it so. It also requires my written approval.

  3. TheCovertComic TheCovertComic
    posted a quote
    March 9, 2019 2:25am EST
    You'll never win anything whining on the sidelines. You need to get out there and start whining on the field.

  4. TheCovertComic TheCovertComic
    posted a quote
    March 9, 2019 2:24am EST
    It's OK to pick your battles, as long as you don't eat them.

  5. Aggressive Butterfly * Aggressive Butterfly *
    posted a quote
    March 6, 2019 3:31pm EST
    When I was younger I was certain
    That I'd be fine without a queen
    Just a king inside his castle
    With an ocean in between
    Now all I do is sit
    And count the miles from you to me

  6. SANDD* SANDD*
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    March 6, 2019 12:16pm EST
    I got 1 more relationship in me before I start acting like my Dad

  7. tornedsoul* tornedsoul*
    posted a quote
    March 4, 2019 12:25pm EST
    “Only once in your life, I truly believe, you find someone who can completely turn your world around. You tell them things that you’ve never shared with another soul and they absorb everything you say and actually want to hear more. You share hopes for the future, dreams that will never come true, goals that were never achieved and the many disappointments life has thrown at you. When something wonderful happens, you can’t wait to tell them about it, knowing they will share in your excitement. They are not embarrassed to cry with you when you are hurting or laugh with you when you make a fool of yourself. Never do they hurt your feelings or make you feel like you are not good enough, but rather they build you up and show you the things about yourself that make you special and even beautiful. There is never any pressure, jealousy or competition but only a quiet calmness when they are around. You can be yourself and not worry about what they will think of you because they love you for who you are. The things that seem insignificant to most people such as a note, song or walk become invaluable treasures kept safe in your heart to cherish forever. Memories of your childhood come back and are so clear and vivid it’s like being young again. Colours seem brighter and more brilliant. Laughter seems part of daily life where before it was infrequent or didn’t exist at all. A phone call or two during the day helps to get you through a long day’s work and always brings a smile to your face. In their presence, there’s no need for continuous conversation, but you find you’re quite content in just having them nearby. Things that never interested you before become fascinating because you know they are important to this person who is so special to you. You think of this person on every occasion and in everything you do. Simple things bring them to mind like a pale blue sky, gentle wind or even a storm cloud on the horizon. You open your heart knowing that there’s a chance it may be broken one day and in opening your heart, you experience a love and joy that you never dreamed possible. You find that being vulnerable is the only way to allow your heart to feel true pleasure that’s so real it scares you. You find strength in knowing you have a true friend and possibly a soul mate who will remain loyal to the end. Life seems completely different, exciting and worthwhile. Your only hope and security is in knowing that they are a part of your life.”

  8. TheCovertComic TheCovertComic
    posted a quote
    March 1, 2019 11:49pm EST
    WTF, but where W = 'Whither'

  9. TheCovertComic TheCovertComic
    posted a quote
    March 1, 2019 11:49pm EST
    If I took off my sunglasses, everyone else would have to put on theirs.

  10. TheCovertComic TheCovertComic
    posted a quote
    March 1, 2019 11:48pm EST
    They say that unless you're the lead dog, the view never changes. Then again, if you're a dog you probably like that view.

  11. TheCovertComic TheCovertComic
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    March 1, 2019 11:47pm EST
    I'm having an out-of-experience body.

  12. grownsimba grownsimba
    posted a quote
    February 26, 2019 7:51pm EST
    Sometimes it pays to be--,
    a penguin and not
    a giraffe.
    nmf

  13. *Freedom* *Freedom*
    posted a quote
    February 23, 2019 10:54am EST
    Its a shame that this is where my heart must be leftIn the giant holes of hell i once called heavenSince i thought you were my heaven

  14. TheCovertComic TheCovertComic
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    February 23, 2019 12:17am EST
    Extraordinary (adj.) Even more ordinary than usual.

  15. TheCovertComic TheCovertComic
    posted a quote
    February 23, 2019 12:15am EST
    To maintain good karma, drive on good roadma.

  16. TheCovertComic TheCovertComic
    posted a quote
    February 23, 2019 12:13am EST
    Don't get eaten by that, you'll ruin its appetite!

  17. grownsimba grownsimba
    posted a quote
    February 20, 2019 8:14pm EST
    As long as it rhymes, everything will be fines.
    nmf

  18. Aggressive Butterfly * Aggressive Butterfly *
    posted a quote
    February 17, 2019 9:41pm EST
    Are we human because we gaze at the stars,
    or do we gaze at them because we are human?

  19. Aggressive Butterfly * Aggressive Butterfly *
    posted a quote
    February 17, 2019 9:36pm EST
    When he shall die,
    Take him and cut him out in little stars,
    And he will make the face of heaven so fine
    That all the world will be in love with night
    And pay no worship to the garish sun

  20. Aggressive Butterfly * Aggressive Butterfly *
    posted a quote
    February 17, 2019 9:06pm EST
    Dwell on the beauty of life. Watch the stars, and see yourself running with them

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