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  1. TheCovertComic TheCovertComic
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    September 24, 2022 1:08am UTC
    Why do you want to be when you grow up?

  2. TheCovertComic TheCovertComic
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    September 17, 2022 3:04am UTC
    The true chasm you struggle to cross is that of how to correctly pronounce the word 'chasm.'

  3. TheCovertComic TheCovertComic
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    September 3, 2022 3:03am UTC
    It isn't that I'm not a cat person, it's just that I'm not a cat person person.

  4. TheCovertComic TheCovertComic
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    August 27, 2022 2:37am UTC
    Life on Earth is based on carbon. In that sense I definitely qualify as carbon neutral.

  5. TheCovertComic TheCovertComic
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    August 13, 2022 4:09am UTC
    The questions are more important than the answers
    ... right?

  6. TheCovertComic TheCovertComic
    posted a quote
    August 5, 2022 11:57pm UTC
    LASIK Poem
    Boys don't make passes
    At girls who wear glasses
    But in his dreams every boy seduces
    A girl with laser-assisted in situ keratomileusis

  7. TheCovertComic TheCovertComic
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    July 30, 2022 2:04pm UTC
    I stand by my principles. The fact that I stand several feet away from them with my face covered is purely a health precaution.

  8. TheCovertComic TheCovertComic
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    July 23, 2022 3:47am UTC
    I'll have a mixed reality with a tangy vinaigrette.

  9. TheCovertComic TheCovertComic
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    July 23, 2022 3:43am UTC
    There are √-4 sides to every √-1 story.

  10. TheCovertComic TheCovertComic
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    July 16, 2022 1:56pm UTC
    Better a femme fatale than a femme coupure de papier.

  11. TheCovertComic TheCovertComic
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    July 9, 2022 2:54am UTC
    Thinking about moving to the Equator so I can be upgraded to a tropical depression.

  12. TheCovertComic TheCovertComic
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    July 9, 2022 2:53am UTC
    Thinking about moving to the Equator so I can be upgraded to a tropical depression.

  13. edragon8 edragon8
    posted a quote
    July 7, 2022 9:19pm UTC
    “You’re never going to make friends if you keep your nose buried in a book.”
    “Let’s hope.”

  14. TheCovertComic TheCovertComic
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    July 2, 2022 12:38am UTC
    Wall, wall, behind the mirror
    Who the hell put this spy cam here???

  15. TheCovertComic TheCovertComic
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    June 11, 2022 2:43am UTC
    How about you grant me a little serenity, and then maybe we'll talk. – God

  16. Dudu* Dudu*
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    June 4, 2022 8:01am UTC
    i did try to be more aloof and colder.
    but i think he just knew.
    i was already wrapped around his finger.
    i don't know what gave it away.
    was it the star struck expression,
    or the fact that i'd listen to every word he'd say?

  17. TheCovertComic TheCovertComic
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    June 4, 2022 2:59am UTC
    I knew in the end she would do what she had to do.
    ... I just never thought it would be my end she did it in.

  18. TheCovertComic TheCovertComic
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    June 4, 2022 2:58am UTC
    Tempers flared? It could have been worse - they could have been wide-leg.

  19. TheCovertComic TheCovertComic
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    June 4, 2022 2:57am UTC
    This broken escalator phenomenon called life.

  20. TheCovertComic TheCovertComic
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    May 27, 2022 10:30pm UTC
    All directed energy is a weapon.

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