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  1. TheCovertComic TheCovertComic
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    January 11, 2019 9:42pm EST
    Warning: Letting freedom ring at excessive decibel levels may cause tinnitus.

  2. TheCovertComic TheCovertComic
    posted a quote
    January 11, 2019 9:42pm EST
    Not only do I have a search warrant, I have a find warrant too.

  3. TheCovertComic TheCovertComic
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    January 11, 2019 9:41pm EST
    Me, me, me
    Me, me, me
    Me eating wings
    These are a few of my favorite things

  4. dontsellyourselfshort dontsellyourselfshort
    posted a quote
    January 6, 2019 4:53pm EST
    YOU KNOW THAT I'M PROUD AND I CAN'T GET THE WORDS OUT.
    Format © dontsellyourselfshort

  5. dontsellyourselfshort dontsellyourselfshort
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    January 6, 2019 4:48pm EST
    I STILL SEE YOUR BRIGHT EYES AND IT ALL COMES DOWN TO YOU.
    Format © dontsellyourselfshort

  6. TheCovertComic TheCovertComic
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    January 5, 2019 12:00pm EST
    If the statement 'Not every question deserves an answer' was the answer to a question, I guess that question did.

  7. TheCovertComic TheCovertComic
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    January 5, 2019 11:59am EST
    That 'Hallelujah' song by Leonard Cohen would have been more popular if he'd written a verse with the word 'Booyah!' in it.

  8. TheCovertComic TheCovertComic
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    January 5, 2019 11:58am EST
    Show me a culture with no word for awe, and I'll show you a people who've never had their tonsils examined.

  9. TheCovertComic TheCovertComic
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    January 5, 2019 11:58am EST
    Always act accordion to your conscience.

  10. dontsellyourselfshort dontsellyourselfshort
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    January 3, 2019 6:28pm EST
    DRIVING HOME ON AN EMPTY HIGHWAY. I THOUGHT ABOUT YOU AND I HIT THE BRAKES. WHAT WE HAD AND WHO WE WERE WAS SO CLEAR. BUT RIGHT NOW I CAN'T SEE NOTHING THROUGH THESE TEARS.
    Format © dontsellyourselfshort

  11. dontsellyourselfshort dontsellyourselfshort
    posted a quote
    January 3, 2019 6:21pm EST
    YOU PICK A FIGHT
    AND I'LL DEFINE IT
    Format © dontsellyourselfshort

  12. dontsellyourselfshort dontsellyourselfshort
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    January 3, 2019 6:13pm EST
    I FEEL LIKE A BRAND NEW PERSON BUT I MAKE THE SAME MISTAKES.
    Format © dontsellyourselfshort

  13. TheCovertComic TheCovertComic
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    December 29, 2018 4:20pm EST
    It's the end of days somewhere.

  14. TheCovertComic TheCovertComic
    posted a quote
    December 29, 2018 4:18pm EST
    The commendability of putting your best foot forward depends entirely on what you step in.

  15. TheCovertComic TheCovertComic
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    December 29, 2018 4:17pm EST
    For all practical purposes, 'slice of life' and 'slasher' can be considered one and the same genre.

  16. TheCovertComic TheCovertComic
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    December 22, 2018 3:26pm EST
    I believe everything is connected, but some things are better connected than others.

  17. TheCovertComic TheCovertComic
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    December 22, 2018 3:23pm EST
    It was the best of times, it was the worst of times; which means that, by definition, it was also the median of times.

  18. TheCovertComic TheCovertComic
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    December 22, 2018 3:22pm EST
    Gods of thunder make me wet.

  19. TheCovertComic TheCovertComic
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    December 15, 2018 4:00pm EST
    Our troubles are behind us – and it looks like we're about to get lapped again.

  20. TheCovertComic TheCovertComic
    posted a quote
    December 15, 2018 3:59pm EST
    We don't smell things as they are, we smell them as we are.

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