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  1. TheCovertComic TheCovertComic
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    January 13, 2018 3:12pm EST
    Is the idea that an idea that isn't dangerous isn't worthy of being called an idea dangerous?

  2. TheCovertComic TheCovertComic
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    January 13, 2018 3:10pm EST
    Sooner or later we all quote our mothers. – Bernard Williams – my mother

  3. TheCovertComic TheCovertComic
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    January 13, 2018 3:07pm EST
    Some change their party for the sake of lofty principles. Last weekend I changed my principles for the sake of a loft party.

  4. aumickmanuela aumickmanuela
    posted a quote
    January 12, 2018 9:15am EST
    I hate you when you're gone, I hate you turn me on
    I hate the way I need you when I don't know where you are
    I love it even more when I find you on the floor
    I know you think you hate me but I will always hate you more

  5. *Freedom* *Freedom*
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    January 10, 2018 12:27am EST
    i dont want to die without you

  6. *Freedom* *Freedom*
    posted a quote
    January 10, 2018 12:26am EST
    it's okay if you hate me
    i hate myself too

  7. *Freedom* *Freedom*
    posted a quote
    January 10, 2018 12:11am EST
    it's okay if you hate me
    i hate myself too

  8. Raxin Raxin
    posted a quote
    January 8, 2018 11:10pm EST
    This happens.

  9. Raxin Raxin
    posted a quote
    January 8, 2018 10:57pm EST
    To do:
    [1] Stop making lists instead of doing.

  10. dontsellyourselfshort dontsellyourselfshort
    posted a quote
    January 7, 2018 8:54pm EST
    YOU KNOW YOU'RE ON MY MIND.
    Format © dontsellyourselfshort

  11. *Freedom* *Freedom*
    posted a quote
    January 7, 2018 8:35pm EST
    "i need a break" he said
    but that was not what I heard
    what I heard was
    "you're not good enough"
    "you changed"
    "i need some space"
    "i thought you were different"
    "i need some time apart from you"
    "i cant live with you"
    "go away"

  12. *Freedom* *Freedom*
    posted a quote
    January 7, 2018 3:46am EST
    only reason I'm still here is because of you
    so please don't leave me

  13. Awesome_Sophia Awesome_Sophia
    posted a quote
    January 6, 2018 9:57pm EST
    ​If you can't fly, then run, if you can't run, then walk, if you can't walk, then crawl, but whatever you do, you have to keep moving forward.
    -Martin Luther King Jr.

  14. Awesome_Sophia Awesome_Sophia
    posted a quote
    January 6, 2018 9:54pm EST
    ​I have not failed, I've just found 10,000 ways that won't work. c:
    -Thomas Alva Edison

  15. Awesome_Sophia Awesome_Sophia
    posted a quote
    January 6, 2018 9:44pm EST
    ​Everybody is a genius. But if you judge a fish by its ability to climb a tree, it will live its whole life believing that it is stupid.
    -Albert Einstein

  16. TheCovertComic TheCovertComic
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    January 6, 2018 1:16am EST
    Sh*t doesn't happen, happening sh*ts.

  17. TheCovertComic TheCovertComic
    posted a quote
    January 6, 2018 1:14am EST
    I tell everybody I couldn't care less, but deep down, I know I could if I applied myself.

  18. TheCovertComic TheCovertComic
    posted a quote
    January 6, 2018 1:13am EST
    Joel Siegel said "William Shakespeare wrote 39 plays and did not use the word 'suck' in any of them."
    Sorry Joel: 'Titus Andronicus' Act 4. Scene 2. Line 179.

  19. quinn* quinn*
    posted a quote
    January 4, 2018 7:25pm EST
    say goodbye by: cayla vega
    <finished song>
    verse 1#
    people always wonder why, id hind away and always seem shy
    but they dont know the truth about me
    the mask i hide behind
    i cant seem to find a single sliver lining
    cant seem to find some hope
    and all my dreams crash and burn
    and i dont know why
    but its time to say goodbye
    chorus
    goodbye to the past
    of what i had left
    its really time to let go
    holding on
    for sometime
    learned that its not worth the fight
    its time to say goodbye
    rap
    everything will never be the way u wanted to be
    baby girl if you believe your a mess up that's what your gonna be
    lack confidence and that saddens me,
    girl please dont be a wanna be
    dont put your self in an imaginary world where ur tryna be
    trying to be better than anyone else, and be on top of the game
    but become a bully realized ur ashamed
    ashamed of who you are and who you've become
    when ur attempting to be the better one
    just be yourself dont fake who u are
    say goodbye to the past and grow old with the stars like
    sometimes in life things are hard
    sometimes leaving permanent scars,
    just please don't forget who you really are
    a funny, sweet, and heart filled person, who says good bye to the past,
    and moves towards the stars, knowing shes better than who we are
    don't try to be perfect we all having remaining scars,
    don't worry cause i love you, for who ever you are.
    chorus
    goodbye to the past
    of what i had left
    its really time to let go
    holding on
    for sometime
    learned that its not worth the fight
    its time to say goodbye
    time to say goodbye, time to say goodbye, say goodbye.......
    (instrumental for a lil bit)
    say goodbye, say goodbye, say goodbye, say goodbye....

  20. dontsellyourselfshort dontsellyourselfshort
    posted a quote
    January 4, 2018 6:25pm EST
    NEVER THOUGHT THAT YOU WERE SOMEONE WHO SAID THINGS THAT THEY DIDN'T MEAN.
    Format © dontsellyourselfshort

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