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  1. TheCovertComic TheCovertComic
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    July 12, 2019 10:15pm EDT
    The more everyone knows about what everyone is doing, the more what everyone is doing is about knowing this.

  2. TheCovertComic TheCovertComic
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    July 12, 2019 10:14pm EDT
    ∞ > ∞.
    – key statement in Cantor's theorem proving that some infinities are larger than others

  3. SANDD* SANDD*
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    July 10, 2019 5:09pm EDT
    Me: Goes on one date.Nobody: Me: I should probably heart every last one of her photos now.

  4. TheCovertComic TheCovertComic
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    July 5, 2019 8:17pm EDT
    According to science, gender fluidity, if it's hot enough, can transform into a gender gas!

  5. TheCovertComic TheCovertComic
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    July 5, 2019 8:17pm EDT
    Better over the top than under the bottom.

  6. TheCovertComic TheCovertComic
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    July 5, 2019 8:15pm EDT
    I practice a back-to-nature lifestyle. The farther behind my back nature is, the better.

  7. TheCovertComic TheCovertComic
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    July 5, 2019 8:14pm EDT
    Easier lies the head that leaves the crown on the nightstand.

  8. TheCovertComic TheCovertComic
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    July 5, 2019 8:13pm EDT
    A policymaker is a National Intelligence Estimate's way of making another National Intelligence Estimate.

  9. TheCovertComic TheCovertComic
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    June 29, 2019 11:59am EDT
    No country with a McDonalds ever went to war against America. Sadly, the same cannot be said for Burger Sheikh.

  10. TheCovertComic TheCovertComic
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    June 29, 2019 11:58am EDT
    Real metajuggling isn't juggling additional objects, it's juggling jugglers.

  11. TheCovertComic TheCovertComic
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    June 29, 2019 11:56am EDT
    Not only does history repeat itself, it increasingly forgets where it laid its keys.

  12. *Freedom* *Freedom*
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    June 26, 2019 1:03am EDT
    Sent from heaven

  13. TheCovertComic TheCovertComic
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    June 22, 2019 12:52pm EDT
    Don't say 'problem,' say 'opportunity' – it's way scarier.

  14. TheCovertComic TheCovertComic
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    June 22, 2019 12:51pm EDT
    I disagree with what you think, but as long as you don't disable your remote neural oscillation monitoring port, I shall defend to the death your right to think it.

  15. TheCovertComic TheCovertComic
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    June 22, 2019 12:50pm EDT
    Decisiveness may be flexible – indecision, never.

  16. TheCovertComic TheCovertComic
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    June 14, 2019 11:59pm EDT
    Trust me, I know what I'm officially not doing.

  17. TheCovertComic TheCovertComic
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    June 14, 2019 11:58pm EDT
    We insist our soul is not for sale – as if the owner would tell us.

  18. TheCovertComic TheCovertComic
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    June 14, 2019 11:57pm EDT
    The wrong side of the tracks is on top of them.

  19. SANDD* SANDD*
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    June 12, 2019 10:01pm EDT
    Don’t flirt with me cause ima flirt back and ima catch feelings and you’re not 😂

  20. TheCovertComic TheCovertComic
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    June 8, 2019 1:12am EDT
    I googled the quote 'Power means not having to respond.' Nothing happened.

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