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  1. *Freedom* *Freedom*
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    March 20, 2018 9:23am EDT
    your skin plays melodies in my ears

  2. mik_daddy mik_daddy
    posted a quote
    March 19, 2018 7:14pm EDT

  3. aumickmanuela aumickmanuela
    posted a quote
    March 19, 2018 12:21pm EDT
    A friend is someone who knows all about you and still loves you.

  4. dontsellyourselfshort dontsellyourselfshort
    posted a quote
    March 18, 2018 7:00pm EDT
    Format © dontsellyourselfshort

  5. *Freedom* *Freedom*
    posted a quote
    March 18, 2018 3:08pm EDT
    "I don't know anymore"

  6. skincaremethods skincaremethods
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    March 16, 2018 10:00pm EDT

  7. Aggressive Butterfly * Aggressive Butterfly *
    posted a quote
    March 16, 2018 3:34pm EDT
    Don't you know that you're all that I think about?
    You make up a half of the whole

  8. Aggressive Butterfly * Aggressive Butterfly *
    posted a quote
    March 16, 2018 3:32pm EDT
    We're all just looking for love
    to change the world

  9. Whysitgottabeme Whysitgottabeme
    posted a quote
    March 16, 2018 2:44am EDT
    ๐Ÿ’People are gonna judge anyways so live life as much as you want๐Ÿ’

  10. Whysitgottabeme Whysitgottabeme
    posted a quote
    March 16, 2018 2:39am EDT
    ~I'm a shopping cart~
    ~Waiting to be used by one person and then the next when they're done.~~I'm a shopping cart~ ~You go to the store for one thing and end up filling the cart with useless things.~~I'm a shopping cart~ ~I have all these bars surrounding my insides, keeping them protected.. just to realize too late that i'm being misused.~~I'm a shopping cart~ ~I'm used until I'm not needed anymore.~ ~I'm a shopping cart~

  11. Whysitgottabeme Whysitgottabeme
    posted a quote
    March 15, 2018 11:07am EDT
    ~There were these lies you have said multiple times. I didn't want to hear it anymore but wished to every time i saw you. I never thought i'd hear it again and i was okay with it. You said it once more and again..Jokes on me i said it too..~ ~I Love You.~

  12. uzi* uzi*
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    March 14, 2018 11:36pm EDT
    i don't have an interest for this website anymore but i would like come out of the hibernation to say that i miss you guys and i hope you're all okay. should you need someone to talk to i'm here. i love you immensely. you make me proud, friend.

  13. TheCovertComic TheCovertComic
    posted a quote
    March 11, 2018 9:00am EDT
    How often the one who has our back is the one we wish would get off it.

  14. *Freedom* *Freedom*
    posted a quote
    March 9, 2018 11:39am EST
    When I ate you said,
    When I slep, you hit me and said
    "stop snoring"
    When I drove, you said
    "let me drive you suck"
    When my natural curls were out, you said
    "why isnt ur hair straightened"
    And then after a month, you said
    "you changed"
    I changed because of you, not because I wanted to

  15. Whysitgottabeme Whysitgottabeme
    posted a quote
    March 4, 2018 2:44pm EST
    ~If anyone, anyone at all, needs someone to talk to...Please reach out to me on sarahah.
    ~Please specify that you came from wittyprofiles and your user so i can reach back out to you <3

  16. TheCovertComic TheCovertComic
    posted a quote
    March 4, 2018 1:13pm EST
    We're fools whether we dance or not โ€“ so why get all sweaty?

  17. TheCovertComic TheCovertComic
    posted a quote
    March 4, 2018 1:11pm EST
    What shall it profit a man if he gains the world and loses his soul (I'm talking after-tax profits)?

  18. Whysitgottabeme Whysitgottabeme
    posted a quote
    March 3, 2018 11:32pm EST
    ~~~~~~~~~ACTUAL TEXTS~~~~~~~~~Yesterday 4:45 PMAlright Boyyo, long story short you're an awesome friend that says he doesnt give a shizz unless it involves ones that he cares about or loves, then peoples balls or ahhes or gonna get kicked and faces are gonna get punched. You deserve a crap ton of awesome shizz and the crap of shizz thats not awesome thats happening to you right now, as sucky as it sounds, is life doing it's thing. You're gonna have fights with some people, lose friends, gain some, it's happens. You learn from the past (lmao i should too) and i think leasrning from it is the best thing you could do, along with helping others when you're feeling like total shizz. Chin up, Bud. It DOES get better. Takes a long as time to, but in the end, usually, it's worth it. You've come way too far to give up now. BOYYO YOU'RE GONNA BE 17 IN A FEW DAYS. You've survived 17 years of hell-ish and heaven-ish stuff. (meaning shizz and goodness) That's pretty awesome. Pathetically, to me it is. Yeah you are gonna deal with complete idiots in life, but ayyyyyyye in a way, you're at least smarter than someone. (i shouldnt even be talking lmao) You mean a lot to everyone. More than you think you do. You may have a little circle..if i can remember correctly...your day 1 peeps. lmao. Little circle but everyone's got an enormous, roomy spot for you intheir hearts. we care about you, we adore you, and we love you. If you're ever feeling down, you have enough people, even if it's just 1 person, that care for you and will attempt their best to lift you up. You kinda do the same, but also hit us with the "facts" or "observants" you've made about someone and make the people who feels like shizz, even shizzier, but also look at the situation through your perspective. ๐Ÿ˜• Anywho, Chin up. You're awesome. You've made it 17 years far, there's no room for giving up. Life is short but we gotta live it while we can and days go by slow but years go by faster. Last time i checked, we were in 20-freaking-16. A whole year flew by me (i feel like that was wasted ๐Ÿ˜•) But i can almost guarantee you the years that are coming by while we're alive is going to come by slower but pass us reallyyyyyyyyy quick. LIVE YA LIFE AND LOVE WHO YOU CAN LOVE AND uhhh RAISE A MIDDLE FINGER TO THE SKY AND SAY F*CK IT ALL but also consider the shizz you do :))Yesterday 4:45 PMlol ok have fun reading thatYesterday 9:06 PMOh and Someone wise once told me and everybody else to "stay positive". Might as well remind youDummy 9:42 PMThat was really nice of you to actually take the time to do that, I appreciate it. And yeah yeah I know, practice what I preach and all that Jazz10:45 PMI really dont mind retyping that and you better follow your own advice. (hard for me to do, but i'm learning and you should do it too, since you already know it)Dummy 10:47 PMI should, you're right10:48 PMTHATS a plot twist, *i'm* right! But in all seriousness, you deserve more, yeah sometimes we should let things play out, but if we don't take control either, things will spiral out of control, more than they are now.10:49 PMI hope you feel better and everything thats great news to you happens10:50 PMThings may go to shizz, but it's up to you if you wanna make it *awesome*10:52 PMAnd try to rest while you can, okay?~~~~~~~~~~~~`DISCLAIMER`~~~~~~~~~~~~The reason why i post this is because i would like to remember these in case they get deleted off my phone...and this person means a lot to me, and i dont want to lose them. These past few texts are actual texts from conversations i've had with my friends...We're all going through something and this specific one is to uplift us..This friend is going through nearly the worst thing and Doing this makes me feel like any is capable of doing (positively)....I hope this does help some others as well.

  19. Aggressive Butterfly * Aggressive Butterfly *
    posted a quote
    March 1, 2018 8:34pm EST
    Just leave me alone.
    I'm not myself,
    I'm falling apart,
    and I don't want you here.

  20. Aggressive Butterfly * Aggressive Butterfly *
    posted a quote
    March 1, 2018 8:32pm EST
    I don't know what worse:
    to not know what you are and be happy,
    or to become what you've always wanted to be,
    and feel alone

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