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  1. LylaAndAlice LylaAndAlice
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    February 1, 2023 1:55pm UTC
    where are you, jimmy?

  2. TheCovertComic TheCovertComic
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    January 28, 2023 3:40am UTC
    If you refrain from clicking on a 'test your IQ' ad, your IQ goes up by 15 points.

  3. TheCovertComic TheCovertComic
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    January 13, 2023 11:42pm UTC
    How can I love others if I don’t love myself – and why hasn’t wikiHow published an article on this yet???

  4. TheCovertComic TheCovertComic
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    January 7, 2023 3:21am UTC
    The question isn’t what the future holds – the question is why the future has to squeeze them so hard.

  5. TheCovertComic TheCovertComic
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    December 31, 2022 3:33am UTC
    Only time will tell.
    ... And even then, only if time is offered a plea deal.

  6. TheCovertComic TheCovertComic
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    December 17, 2022 3:17am UTC
    I said I had skin in the game. I never said it was mine.

  7. TheCovertComic TheCovertComic
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    December 17, 2022 3:15am UTC
    Every synonym for 'ersatz' is superior to it.

  8. TheCovertComic TheCovertComic
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    December 10, 2022 3:41am UTC
    There are worse places to have a monkey than on your back.

  9. TheCovertComic TheCovertComic
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    December 10, 2022 3:40am UTC
    Newest social me​dia acronym: LOLTWBWNOIW (Laugh out loud then weep bitterly when no one is watching).

  10. TheCovertComic TheCovertComic
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    December 3, 2022 3:45am UTC
    I need to improve my work-work balance.

  11. TheCovertComic TheCovertComic
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    November 26, 2022 12:34am UTC
    If I don’t write solipsism jokes, who will?

  12. TheCovertComic TheCovertComic
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    November 12, 2022 12:07am UTC
    You don’t like the song ‘Why Can’t We Be Friends’ – and that’s why we can’t be friends.

  13. TheCovertComic TheCovertComic
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    November 12, 2022 12:05am UTC
    It’s said that butterflies flutter for a day and think it’s forever. And if you’ve ever tried fluttering, you know how they feel.

  14. TheCovertComic TheCovertComic
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    November 12, 2022 12:05am UTC
    Yea, though I racewalk through the valley of the shadow of death, I shall not fear disqualification for violating the straight leg rule.

  15. TheCovertComic TheCovertComic
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    October 29, 2022 1:01am UTC
    It's what you're inside that matters.
    – Motivational Quotes for Parasites

  16. TheCovertComic TheCovertComic
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    October 22, 2022 2:48am UTC
    If, by 'about,' you mean 'in a circle around,' then yes, we're doing something about the problem.

  17. TheCovertComic TheCovertComic
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    October 15, 2022 12:40am UTC
    Sexual orientation? True north, baby.

  18. TheCovertComic TheCovertComic
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    September 24, 2022 1:08am UTC
    Why do you want to be when you grow up?

  19. TheCovertComic TheCovertComic
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    September 17, 2022 3:04am UTC
    The true chasm you struggle to cross is that of how to correctly pronounce the word 'chasm.'

  20. TheCovertComic TheCovertComic
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    September 3, 2022 3:03am UTC
    It isn't that I'm not a cat person, it's just that I'm not a cat person person.

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