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1. 15robertsn
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   June 17, 2023 12:20pm UTC
   Aaaaaaaaaaaaaaaaaaaaaaaaaaaaa!!!
   
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2. 15robertsn
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   March 5, 2012 7:49pm UTC
   My Friend: Wow, Harry Potter had everything. He was good at sports, he had a girlfriend who later became his wife, he had a magic wand, he had great friends, he vanquished evil from the world, for God's sake! He could get anything he wanted.Me: Except parents.
   
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3. 15robertsn
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   March 3, 2012 6:39pm UTC
   An Asian: Yeah, I'm in all AP classes, I have straight A's, I'm already accepted into every college, I'm involved with every school club, I can speak 28 languages fluently, I play every instrument except the slide whistle, I'm a professional ballerina, and I invented the Internet.
   Me: *another busy day of doing nothing*
   
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4. 15robertsn
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   February 28, 2012 6:25pm UTC
   After mating, the female praying mantis bites off the head of the male praying mantis.Be my praying mantis <3
   
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5. 15robertsn
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   February 22, 2012 3:05pm UTC
   I gave up the internet for Lent.Wait...crap.
   
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6. 15robertsn
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   February 21, 2012 4:30pm UTC
   I joined, entered, became part of, enlisted in, and enrolled in the Thesaurus Club.
   
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7. 15robertsn
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   February 6, 2012 6:35pm UTC
   Does anyone else wish that they could start their life over and be the smartest baby ever?
   
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8. 15robertsn
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   February 6, 2012 5:59pm UTC
   Dad: Did you hear that they caught Selena Gomez kissing a girl?
   Me: dad
   Dad: Do you know what that girl's name was?
   Me: dad no
   Dad: JUSTIN
   Me: dad please stop
   Dad: BIEBER!
   Me: goodbye dad
   
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9. 15robertsn
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   February 4, 2012 6:14pm UTC
   Grandma: Do you have a girlfriend?
   Me: Yes, of course. She's wonderful, sweet, and she spends so much time with me...
   Grandma: He's talking about Nutella again, isn't he.
   Mom: Yep.
   
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10. 15robertsn
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    February 4, 2012 5:49pm UTC
    omg, the 90's were the best time!!
    (says the 12 year old born in December 1999)
    
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11. 15robertsn
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    February 4, 2012 5:19pm UTC
    Mom: You need more friends.
    Me: Mom, I have friends.
    Mom: Nutella doesn't count.
    
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12. 15robertsn
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    February 4, 2012 5:04pm UTC
    Mom: It's important to take in a variety of nutrients and food groups throughout the day.
    Me: *thoughtfully eats only Nutella*
    
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