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  1. musicure musicure
    posted a quote
    April 25, 2018 2:50pm EDT
    all this time i was finding myself
    and i didn't know i was lost

  2. dontsellyourselfshort dontsellyourselfshort
    posted a quote
    May 15, 2018 8:39pm EDT
    YOU SHOULDN'T JUST DO THINGS BECAUSE YOU THINK IT WILL HURT THE PERSON WHO HURT YOU
    Format © dontsellyourselfshort

  3. *Freedom* *Freedom*
    posted a quote
    April 30, 2018 6:10pm EDT
    finished my second year, never thought I’d make it this far

  4. GhostTown GhostTown
    posted a quote
    May 2, 2018 11:53pm EDT
    Remember back in 2011 when people here would delete their quote if it got less than 1,000 favorites? Well, now they're lucky if they get one favorite lmfao.

  5. Whysitgottabeme Whysitgottabeme
    posted a quote
    April 25, 2018 3:20pm EDT
    ~Insert emotion here: nothing.~

  6. Whysitgottabeme Whysitgottabeme
    posted a quote
    May 1, 2018 11:25am EDT
    ~Never fall in love. Fall off a cliff. It hurts less~

  7. Whysitgottabeme Whysitgottabeme
    posted a quote
    May 13, 2018 11:25am EDT
    ~\Funny when you finally trust, it gets broken again/~

  8. quinn* quinn*
    posted a quote
    April 22, 2018 6:35pm EDT
    it feels as if you lost feelings, tbh it scares me...

  9. Nicole🙊* Nicole🙊*
    posted a quote
    May 2, 2018 1:58pm EDT
    I never changed. You just never took the time to get to know the real me.

  10. Aggressive Butterfly * Aggressive Butterfly *
    posted a quote
    May 2, 2018 6:27pm EDT
    I would've loved you
    if we had more time

  11. quinn* quinn*
    posted a quote
    April 22, 2018 12:45pm EDT
    i guess u gtg, and i miss you

  12. Whysitgottabeme Whysitgottabeme
    posted a quote
    April 25, 2018 9:07am EDT
    i cant be here.

  13. Whysitgottabeme Whysitgottabeme
    posted a quote
    April 25, 2018 3:18pm EDT
    ~If you knew me so well, why did you not think how I'd feel before I saw? Did I not cross your mind, like I supposedly already do?~

  14. Whysitgottabeme Whysitgottabeme
    posted a quote
    April 28, 2018 12:57pm EDT
    ~Been thinking about opening an insta page with this as user and post there...Should I?~

  15. *Freedom* *Freedom*
    posted a quote
    April 28, 2018 11:33pm EDT
    Dear you,Hey friend, you probably will never find this but this is my confession. We hang out a lot, and maybe it doesn’t mean anything to you, but my heart jitters every time you just stare at me. You make me feel like I matter, since you listen to everything I say and it makes me feel special. Maybe this might cross you one day, and I know you probably don’t feel the same way. I just wanted to say thank you.

  16. TheCovertComic TheCovertComic
    posted a quote
    April 29, 2018 12:29pm EDT
    She told me she would fix all my problems. Sure enough, my problems are now good as new.

  17. Aggressive Butterfly * Aggressive Butterfly *
    posted a quote
    May 2, 2018 6:30pm EDT
    I want to got to sleep forever
    where there's a chance I dream
    everything beautiful about you

  18. Whysitgottabeme Whysitgottabeme
    posted a quote
    May 2, 2018 8:39pm EDT
    ~The words I can't say through my mouth flow through the
    streams that are considered my tears~

  19. Whysitgottabeme Whysitgottabeme
    posted a quote
    May 4, 2018 8:34am EDT
    ~I'm falling for someone thats 1,418.4 miles away, how the f*ck am i going to be catched before I make a face plant?~

  20. Charly__6__ Charly__6__
    posted a quote
    May 5, 2018 11:54am EDT
    Who misses the old times on witty?
    Is someone still active?
    Hello?

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