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  1. musicure musicure
    posted a quote
    November 15, 2017 3:44pm EST
    in the middle of the night
    in my dreams
    you should see the things we do

  2. Slim Shadys Baby* Slim Shadys Baby*
    posted a quote
    October 22, 2017 7:31pm EDT
    If the snapchat filters can't make me cute nothing can

  3. *Freedom* *Freedom*
    posted a quote
    November 2, 2017 11:55pm EDT
    “You hurt me,” she said.
    “And for the longest time, I was waiting for you to come save me. For you to tell me it was okay, and to tell me I would be fine.” “I’m just here to tell you that I did all on my own,” she said, “And I’m still here.”

  4. TheCovertComic TheCovertComic
    posted a quote
    October 29, 2017 11:22am EDT
    The government that peers over your shoulder can also look down your shirt.

  5. Raxin Raxin
    posted a quote
    November 4, 2017 2:21pm EDT
    I don’t mind sharing gossip, but I won’t spread it.
    quote by Raxin

  6. TheCovertComic TheCovertComic
    posted a quote
    November 4, 2017 4:21pm EDT
    The name of any animal sounds scarier if you put the word 'grizzly' in front of it.

  7. Shauna1612 Shauna1612
    posted a quote
    November 4, 2017 8:19pm EDT
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    Counting using your fingers because
    you're clearly quite the mathematical genius
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  8. *Freedom* *Freedom*
    posted a quote
    November 13, 2017 3:39am EST
    I was supposed to go hang out with a boy.
    I cut myself while shaving.
    I was bleeding really bad.
    I was way too embarrassed to tell him.
    But I did anyway.
    And he rushed to my apartment.
    With a first aid kit.

  9. musicure musicure
    posted a quote
    November 15, 2017 3:07pm EST
    we are searchlights
    we can see in the dark

  10. musicure musicure
    posted a quote
    November 15, 2017 3:20pm EST
    she's like the sunflower
    that never looks back at the sun

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