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  1. dontsellyourselfshort dontsellyourselfshort
    posted a quote
    January 4, 2018 6:20pm EST
    I SHOULD HAVE KNOWN BETTER, BUT THE LIQUOR'S GOT ME THINKING I MISS YOU.
    Format © dontsellyourselfshort

  2. dontsellyourselfshort dontsellyourselfshort
    posted a quote
    January 4, 2018 6:25pm EST
    NEVER THOUGHT THAT YOU WERE SOMEONE WHO SAID THINGS THAT THEY DIDN'T MEAN.
    Format © dontsellyourselfshort

  3. dontsellyourselfshort dontsellyourselfshort
    posted a quote
    December 29, 2017 4:25pm EST
    AND I CAN'T LET YOU GO, YOUR HANDPRINT'S ARE ON MY SOUL.
    Format © dontsellyourselfshort

  4. musicure musicure
    posted a quote
    January 4, 2018 9:49am EST
    don't stop believing
    hold on to that feeling

  5. đź’–ForeverandAlways* đź’–ForeverandAlways*
    posted a quote
    December 27, 2017 12:17am EST
    i hate how when im trying to do my eyeliner when i mess up i just make the wing bigger to cover it up and then i mess up again and it just keeps getting bigger and bigger until idek who i am anymore.

  6. Aggressive Butterfly * Aggressive Butterfly *
    posted a quote
    December 27, 2017 4:26pm EST
    She had still been learning how to live with the hard truth
    that the most interesting parts of her thoughts
    usually got keft behind when she tried to put them into words

  7. Aggressive Butterfly * Aggressive Butterfly *
    posted a quote
    December 29, 2017 2:36pm EST
    You don't think about how you really have your whole life planned out
    until one part of it goes missing suddenly one day.

  8. *Freedom* *Freedom*
    posted a quote
    January 7, 2018 8:35pm EST
    "i need a break" he said
    but that was not what I heard
    what I heard was
    "you're not good enough"
    "you changed"
    "i need some space"
    "i thought you were different"
    "i need some time apart from you"
    "i cant live with you"
    "go away"

  9. Aggressive Butterfly * Aggressive Butterfly *
    posted a quote
    December 27, 2017 10:21am EST
    There's beauty and grace in the flaws of your face
    All candor and style in the crook of your smile

  10. Aggressive Butterfly * Aggressive Butterfly *
    posted a quote
    December 27, 2017 10:31am EST
    I'm not looking to be found
    Just want to feel unlost

  11. Aggressive Butterfly * Aggressive Butterfly *
    posted a quote
    December 27, 2017 4:23pm EST
    I was looking for a miracle, but I got a story instead,
    and sometimes those are the same things

  12. Aggressive Butterfly * Aggressive Butterfly *
    posted a quote
    January 1, 2018 4:54pm EST
    Hope in the shadow of fear
    is the world's most powerful motivator

  13. Aggressive Butterfly * Aggressive Butterfly *
    posted a quote
    January 1, 2018 4:57pm EST
    Everyone is guilty of something,
    and everyone still harbors a memory of childhood innocence,
    no matter how any layers of life wrap around it.
    Humanity is innocent; humanity is guilty,
    and both states are undeniably true

  14. dontsellyourselfshort dontsellyourselfshort
    posted a quote
    January 7, 2018 8:54pm EST
    YOU KNOW YOU'RE ON MY MIND.
    Format © dontsellyourselfshort

  15. *Freedom* *Freedom*
    posted a quote
    January 10, 2018 12:27am EST
    i dont want to die without you

  16. quinn* quinn*
    posted a quote
    December 23, 2017 9:48am EST
    main names: Rowan, Nichole,kameron
    Rowan walked the halls as if she was searching for something but wasn't quite sure what she wanted to find. She walks with her head held low, and walked with a quick pace. Her thoughts were the only thing that could distract her because no one really bothered to talk with her, besides her one close friend Nichole. until one day........
    "Hey Nicki, whats up?" Rowan asked. "Nothing much, but i got to go to class, ill see you 8Th period, love you Ro."," love you too nicki". i said bye to nichole and then i started to walked to class with my head held down. the someone walked right into me, and i dropped everything. "hey, im so sorry i wasn't looking where i was going and i had my headset on and i should have mayb-" Rowan looked up and cut him off," hey, its okay don't worry. things happen" Usually rowan would be shy pick up her things and walk away, but she felt like she shouldn't move so quickly away she looked up at him into his eyes and she felt someone she hadn't felt before, so she didn't know how to respond to the feeling, all she knew was the feeling wasn't bad so she continued whatever was happening. "thank you for being so understanding, i'm new here" kameron said. Rowan giggled a bit and blushed slightly." yea i assumed that, by the way your so nice unlike most of the people here." Rowan was being very calm with him, which was un expected to her, this would for sure never be an action she wouldn't do.

  17. Aggressive Butterfly * Aggressive Butterfly *
    posted a quote
    December 29, 2017 2:31pm EST
    Not everybody wants to go out and see the would.
    Nothing wrong with that.
    Sometimes you just want to figure out how to fit yourself
    into the world you already know

  18. TheCovertComic TheCovertComic
    posted a quote
    December 30, 2017 7:21pm EST
    There are no ifs, ands, or buts about it (there are, however, numerous howevers, althoughs, neverthelesses, and notwithstandings).

  19. XxX2000sxVampirexEmoxXx* XxX2000sxVampirexEmoxXx*
    posted a quote
    January 3, 2018 5:54pm EST
    BACK FROM THE DEAD!

  20. TheCovertComic TheCovertComic
    posted a quote
    January 6, 2018 1:14am EST
    I tell everybody I couldn't care less, but deep down, I know I could if I applied myself.

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