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  1. TheCovertComic TheCovertComic
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    September 20, 2019 9:33pm EDT
    I'm no longer flirting with disaster – disaster and I are now formally engaged.

  2. TheCovertComic TheCovertComic
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    September 20, 2019 9:32pm EDT
    30 Days Hath February
    A calendrically accurate, more lyrical alternative to the traditional '30 Days Hath September.'
    30 days hath February
    Minus two in most years, while April won't vary
    Likewise June, September, and November
    But add a day for months 1, 3, 5, 7, 8, 10, plus December

  3. TheCovertComic TheCovertComic
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    September 20, 2019 9:33pm EDT
    Is the 'is' in Richard Brinsley Sheridan's quote 'Never say more than is necessary' necessary?

  4. TheCovertComic TheCovertComic
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    October 4, 2019 6:50pm EDT
    I always think before I speak. I always think "I think I'll speak now."

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