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  1. TheCovertComic TheCovertComic
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    August 23, 2019 10:57pm EDT
    If a nod is as good as a wink, two nods are as good as blinking.

  2. TheCovertComic TheCovertComic
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    August 23, 2019 10:56pm EDT
    You can hail from the West Indies, you can hail from Cape Town, but you can't hail from Minneapolis.

  3. TheCovertComic TheCovertComic
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    August 23, 2019 10:55pm EDT
    Whenever I have French fries, I think of her – partly because we loved ordering French fries together, and partly because she was French, and also partly because her name was Fries.

  4. TheCovertComic TheCovertComic
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    August 16, 2019 10:47pm EDT
    If the world will never be the same again, the world will never be the same, again.

  5. TheCovertComic TheCovertComic
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    August 16, 2019 10:45pm EDT
    I work in an error conditioned office.

  6. TheCovertComic TheCovertComic
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    August 16, 2019 10:45pm EDT
    My word is my blonde.

  7. Lil_lamb Lil_lamb
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    August 10, 2019 4:41am EDT
    If you wouldn't invite them to your birthday party, does it really matter what they think of you?

  8. TheCovertComic TheCovertComic
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    August 9, 2019 11:35pm EDT
    To me it's not a near riot unless it's within 10 feet.

  9. TheCovertComic TheCovertComic
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    August 9, 2019 11:34pm EDT
    Never run away from a problem. If confronted by a problem, wave your arms and yell loudly. If this doesn't succeed in scaring off the problem, immediately go limp and play dead.

  10. TheCovertComic TheCovertComic
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    August 9, 2019 11:32pm EDT
    Your genitals refer to your head as 'up there,' with equal embarrassment.

  11. Dishonored* Dishonored*
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    August 7, 2019 12:34pm EDT
    knock knock!
    who's there?
    dishes
    dishes who?
    dishes sean connery

  12. CheRRy0013 CheRRy0013
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    August 5, 2019 4:04pm EDT
    Kingelynne
    I am a person who never stop
    Kingelynne
    Kingelynne

  13. TheCovertComic TheCovertComic
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    July 26, 2019 9:29pm EDT
    Whoever put the second S in the KISS principle added 33% needless complexity.

  14. TheCovertComic TheCovertComic
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    July 26, 2019 9:28pm EDT
    A speaker at a motivational seminar asked me 'What would you do if you knew you could not fail?'
    I said 'Telepathically will you to ask me that question.'

  15. TheCovertComic TheCovertComic
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    July 26, 2019 9:27pm EDT
    I remember where I was and what I was doing when I first heard the news. I just don't remember what the news was.

  16. TheCovertComic TheCovertComic
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    July 19, 2019 8:08pm EDT
    It must have been fun being the first humans, setting all those new world records every day.

  17. TheCovertComic TheCovertComic
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    July 19, 2019 8:07pm EDT
    William Feather said 'Beware of the man who won't be bothered with details,' though he didn't offer specifics.

  18. TheCovertComic TheCovertComic
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    July 19, 2019 8:07pm EDT
    Seeing is be leaving.

  19. TheCovertComic TheCovertComic
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    July 12, 2019 10:15pm EDT
    The more everyone knows about what everyone is doing, the more what everyone is doing is about knowing this.

  20. TheCovertComic TheCovertComic
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    July 12, 2019 10:14pm EDT
    ∞ > ∞.
    – key statement in Cantor's theorem proving that some infinities are larger than others

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