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  1. Awesome_Sophia Awesome_Sophia
    posted a quote
    January 6, 2018 9:57pm EST
    ​If you can't fly, then run, if you can't run, then walk, if you can't walk, then crawl, but whatever you do, you have to keep moving forward.
    -Martin Luther King Jr.

  2. Awesome_Sophia Awesome_Sophia
    posted a quote
    January 6, 2018 9:54pm EST
    ​I have not failed, I've just found 10,000 ways that won't work. c:
    -Thomas Alva Edison

  3. Awesome_Sophia Awesome_Sophia
    posted a quote
    January 6, 2018 9:44pm EST
    ​Everybody is a genius. But if you judge a fish by its ability to climb a tree, it will live its whole life believing that it is stupid.
    -Albert Einstein

  4. TheCovertComic TheCovertComic
    posted a quote
    January 6, 2018 1:16am EST
    Sh*t doesn't happen, happening sh*ts.

  5. TheCovertComic TheCovertComic
    posted a quote
    January 6, 2018 1:14am EST
    I tell everybody I couldn't care less, but deep down, I know I could if I applied myself.

  6. TheCovertComic TheCovertComic
    posted a quote
    January 6, 2018 1:13am EST
    Joel Siegel said "William Shakespeare wrote 39 plays and did not use the word 'suck' in any of them."
    Sorry Joel: 'Titus Andronicus' Act 4. Scene 2. Line 179.

  7. quinn* quinn*
    posted a quote
    January 4, 2018 7:25pm EST
    say goodbye by: cayla vega
    <finished song>
    verse 1#
    people always wonder why, id hind away and always seem shy
    but they dont know the truth about me
    the mask i hide behind
    i cant seem to find a single sliver lining
    cant seem to find some hope
    and all my dreams crash and burn
    and i dont know why
    but its time to say goodbye
    chorus
    goodbye to the past
    of what i had left
    its really time to let go
    holding on
    for sometime
    learned that its not worth the fight
    its time to say goodbye
    rap
    everything will never be the way u wanted to be
    baby girl if you believe your a mess up that's what your gonna be
    lack confidence and that saddens me,
    girl please dont be a wanna be
    dont put your self in an imaginary world where ur tryna be
    trying to be better than anyone else, and be on top of the game
    but become a bully realized ur ashamed
    ashamed of who you are and who you've become
    when ur attempting to be the better one
    just be yourself dont fake who u are
    say goodbye to the past and grow old with the stars like
    sometimes in life things are hard
    sometimes leaving permanent scars,
    just please don't forget who you really are
    a funny, sweet, and heart filled person, who says good bye to the past,
    and moves towards the stars, knowing shes better than who we are
    don't try to be perfect we all having remaining scars,
    don't worry cause i love you, for who ever you are.
    chorus
    goodbye to the past
    of what i had left
    its really time to let go
    holding on
    for sometime
    learned that its not worth the fight
    its time to say goodbye
    time to say goodbye, time to say goodbye, say goodbye.......
    (instrumental for a lil bit)
    say goodbye, say goodbye, say goodbye, say goodbye....

  8. dontsellyourselfshort dontsellyourselfshort
    posted a quote
    January 4, 2018 6:25pm EST
    NEVER THOUGHT THAT YOU WERE SOMEONE WHO SAID THINGS THAT THEY DIDN'T MEAN.
    Format © dontsellyourselfshort

  9. dontsellyourselfshort dontsellyourselfshort
    posted a quote
    January 4, 2018 6:20pm EST
    I SHOULD HAVE KNOWN BETTER, BUT THE LIQUOR'S GOT ME THINKING I MISS YOU.
    Format © dontsellyourselfshort

  10. musicure musicure
    posted a quote
    January 4, 2018 9:49am EST
    don't stop believing
    hold on to that feeling

  11. XxX2000sxVampirexEmoxXx* XxX2000sxVampirexEmoxXx*
    posted a quote
    January 3, 2018 5:54pm EST
    BACK FROM THE DEAD!

  12. Aggressive Butterfly * Aggressive Butterfly *
    posted a quote
    January 3, 2018 5:05pm EST
    There's only two ways that these things can go
    Good or bad
    And how was I to know that all your friends
    Won't hold any grudges

  13. Aggressive Butterfly * Aggressive Butterfly *
    posted a quote
    January 3, 2018 4:58pm EST
    And when you think of me
    am I the best you've ever had?

  14. Williamsands Williamsands
    posted a quote
    January 2, 2018 3:14pm EST
    I am Manager at Megamoolahslots

  15. Aggressive Butterfly * Aggressive Butterfly *
    posted a quote
    January 1, 2018 4:57pm EST
    Everyone is guilty of something,
    and everyone still harbors a memory of childhood innocence,
    no matter how any layers of life wrap around it.
    Humanity is innocent; humanity is guilty,
    and both states are undeniably true

  16. Aggressive Butterfly * Aggressive Butterfly *
    posted a quote
    January 1, 2018 4:54pm EST
    Hope in the shadow of fear
    is the world's most powerful motivator

  17. nitmfy nitmfy
    posted a quote
    December 31, 2017 8:20pm EST
    ↞ S.H.R ↠
    sloan malone / HeBeJebe / mrs imran / sloantastic / heebeebee

    iqrah is the best

  18. TheCovertComic TheCovertComic
    posted a quote
    December 30, 2017 7:21pm EST
    There are no ifs, ands, or buts about it (there are, however, numerous howevers, althoughs, neverthelesses, and notwithstandings).

  19. TheCovertComic TheCovertComic
    posted a quote
    December 30, 2017 7:20pm EST
    An annual budget planning exercise by any other name would smell as sweet.

  20. dontsellyourselfshort dontsellyourselfshort
    posted a quote
    December 29, 2017 4:25pm EST
    AND I CAN'T LET YOU GO, YOUR HANDPRINT'S ARE ON MY SOUL.
    Format © dontsellyourselfshort

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