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  1. Juz_Zum_Zombie Juz_Zum_Zombie
    posted a quote
    August 31, 2017 8:20pm EDT
    If you don't call me..
    I'll understand.
    If you don't text me..
    I'll understand.
    If I forget you,
    You'll understand

  2. musicure musicure
    posted a quote
    August 25, 2017 5:27pm EDT
    every now and then i fall apart

  3. musicure musicure
    posted a quote
    August 25, 2017 5:11pm EDT
    you brought out the best of me
    a part of me i'd never seen
    you took my soul and wiped it clean

  4. xxherexgoesxnothingxx xxherexgoesxnothingxx
    posted a quote
    August 25, 2017 10:09am EDT
    Hey, imma put this under famous ,
    maybe i'll actually get famus on witty, and get sooooooo many likes. Who knows maybe just maybe i'll get that omce quote to make me witty famous.

  5. xxherexgoesxnothingxx xxherexgoesxnothingxx
    posted a quote
    August 25, 2017 9:57am EDT
    is it just me or am i the only one that listens to music and sings to my dog , and in the song i'm listening to i sing doggy, dog in it like i be listening to... you belong with with me by taylor swift , and the lyrics would go like" my doggy belongs to me doggy doggy dog. *singing* or something like that like i could be listening to anything and my doggy would jump up and the song just sounds right to misplace words with doggy. because i just love my doggy that much. AND im just really dorky LOL <3

  6. quinn* quinn*
    posted a quote
    August 23, 2017 8:59am EDT
    so you say you want too get so high?
    breathe me in like air tonight
    let yourself unwind,get lost
    in the garden of my mind
    -fantasy<3

  7. dontsellyourselfshort dontsellyourselfshort
    posted a quote
    August 20, 2017 1:14pm EDT
    YOU WERE ALWAYS PERFECT, AND I WAS ONLY PRACTICE.
    Format © dontsellyourselfshort

  8. the0depressed0one0 the0depressed0one0
    posted a quote
    August 17, 2017 2:07pm EDT
    Twinkle twinkle little star, I wanna hit you with my car. Throw you off a roof so high hope you break your neck and die
    β™‘
    β™‘
    β™‘

  9. Lucy* Lucy*
    posted a quote
    August 16, 2017 11:49pm EDT
    i forgot all about this site and it's even more dead now!! :))))))

  10. alaqueuereferencement alaqueuereferencement
    posted a quote
    August 16, 2017 10:09am EDT
    http://alaqueue.fr/

  11. dontsellyourselfshort dontsellyourselfshort
    posted a quote
    August 10, 2017 9:46pm EDT
    NOW I CAN'T STAND TO BE ALONE.
    Format © dontsellyourselfshort

  12. dontsellyourselfshort dontsellyourselfshort
    posted a quote
    August 10, 2017 9:32pm EDT
    I'M SO SCARED TO TAKE A KNIFE TO MY CHEST AND LET YOU SEE THE HEART THAT'S INSIDE.
    Format © dontsellyourselfshort

  13. filipinadating filipinadating
    posted a quote
    August 9, 2017 10:59pm EDT
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  14. Flancers Flancers
    posted a quote
    August 8, 2017 2:51am EDT
    https://www.yelp.com/biz/flancers-gilbert
    Sandwiches, Pizza, Burgers, Salads, and dessert. All made from scratch.

  15. Morgan Barrett* Morgan Barrett*
    posted a quote
    August 8, 2017 1:59am EDT
    I don't think of all the misery but of the beauty that still remains. Anne Frank

  16. dontsellyourselfshort dontsellyourselfshort
    posted a quote
    August 6, 2017 8:53pm EDT
    I WANNA HOLD YOU LIKE YOU'RE MINE.
    Format © dontsellyourselfshort

  17. unicorn104149BFFmusicallychannel unicorn104149BFFmusicallychannel
    posted a quote
    August 6, 2017 5:21am EDT
    Teacher:
    Roses are red,
    Violets are blue,
    Sunflowers are yellow,
    Weird Guy:
    I like turtles!
    Me:
    Guess what i like UnicornsπŸ¦„

  18. HouseBuyerWyoming HouseBuyerWyoming
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    August 3, 2017 5:41am EDT
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    posted a quote
    August 2, 2017 8:08pm EDT
    "You're under arrest for being a complete idiot."
    -Danny, Blue Bloods

  20. dontsellyourselfshort dontsellyourselfshort
    posted a quote
    August 2, 2017 12:17pm EDT
    I'VE BEEN A FOOL, AND I'VE BEEN BLIND. I COULD NEVER LEAVE THE PAST BEHIND.
    Format © dontsellyourselfshort

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