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  1. TheCovertComic TheCovertComic
    posted a quote
    April 18, 2020 5:00am UTC
    There are plenty of seas in the fish.

  2. Steve is testing* Steve is testing*
    posted a quote
    April 15, 2020 5:04pm UTC
    I went to a tourist information booth and said "Tell me about some people who were here last year."

  3. Steve is testing* Steve is testing*
    posted a quote
    April 15, 2020 5:00pm UTC
    The frustrated cannibal threw up his arms

  4. Charlie* Charlie*
    posted a quote
    April 14, 2020 10:37am UTC
    Things I overheard at uni, 6.
    *Reads 2011* Twothousand eleventeen

  5. Charlie* Charlie*
    posted a quote
    April 14, 2020 10:36am UTC
    Things I overheard at uni, 5.
    If you wanna commit .., this really is the place.

  6. Charlie* Charlie*
    posted a quote
    April 14, 2020 10:33am UTC
    Things I overheard at uni, 4.
    Putting in effort is too much effort.

  7. Charlie* Charlie*
    posted a quote
    April 14, 2020 10:32am UTC
    Things I overheard at uni, 3.
    "I almost cried."
    "Almost? You wére crying."

  8. Charlie* Charlie*
    posted a quote
    April 14, 2020 10:31am UTC
    Things I overheard at uni, 2.
    Earthquakes only happen to bad people

  9. Charlie* Charlie*
    posted a quote
    April 14, 2020 10:31am UTC
    Things I overheard at uni, 1.
    Well you guys are lucky to have an economy! ...holes.

  10. Arty_Farty Arty_Farty
    posted a quote
    April 13, 2020 6:26pm UTC
    Dear Haters I couldn't help but notice that 'Awsome' ends with 'ME' and 'Ugly' starts with 'U'

  11. Charly__6__ Charly__6__
    posted a quote
    April 12, 2020 11:12pm UTC
    Does anyone play animal crossing?
    Do you want
    to be friends?
    Please ^^

  12. TheCovertComic TheCovertComic
    posted a quote
    April 11, 2020 6:34pm UTC
    To learn that all I really need to know I learned in kindergarten, I needed to go to graduate school.

  13. TheCovertComic TheCovertComic
    posted a quote
    April 11, 2020 6:34pm UTC
    The whimper is louder than the bang.

  14. mandaxxsayss mandaxxsayss
    posted a quote
    April 10, 2020 1:25am UTC
    Q u a r a n t i n e
    b r o u g h t m e b a c k .
    H e l l o .

  15. flamingo123 flamingo123
    posted a quote
    April 6, 2020 4:59am UTC
    i was told onece at my friends funeral to throw myself on her cofin and yell WHYYYYYYYYYYYYYY

  16. TheCovertComic TheCovertComic
    posted a quote
    April 4, 2020 2:23am UTC
    The start was doomed from the project.

  17. TheCovertComic TheCovertComic
    posted a quote
    April 4, 2020 2:20am UTC
    If you work in the fragrance industry, every now and then you need to stop and not smell the roses, or any other scent whatsoever.

  18. Steve is testing* Steve is testing*
    posted a quote
    March 31, 2020 5:23am UTC
    Have you heard about the new corduroy pillows?
    They're making headlines!

  19. Steve is testing* Steve is testing*
    posted a quote
    March 31, 2020 5:13am UTC
    A scientist cloned himself, but the clone turned out to be incredibly rude. Eventually, the scientist got sick of his clone and pushed him over a cliff. The next day he was arrested for making an obscene clone fall.

  20. Steve is testing* Steve is testing*
    posted a quote
    March 31, 2020 5:11am UTC
    What do you call a running chicken?
    Poultry in motion.

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