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  1. Slim Shadys Baby* Slim Shadys Baby*
    posted a quote
    October 3, 2017 3:24pm EDT
    It's like..
    I want to punch your stupid face in,
    but if I saw someone else do it, I'd knock them out and then attend to your wound.

  2. TheCovertComic TheCovertComic
    posted a quote
    September 30, 2017 1:14pm EDT
    Love is like a rose: only an amateur attempts to handle it without elbow-length, puncture-resistant, knuckle-reinforced pruning gloves.

  3. sothisislove sothisislove
    posted a quote
    September 25, 2017 1:28am EDT
    Gotta love it when exes like to come back and haunt you.
    ughhhhh some boys just dont get the message.
    #frustrated

  4. tornedsoul* tornedsoul*
    posted a quote
    September 23, 2017 12:29pm EDT
    It's like homecoming for me whenever I open my account. It's so familiar here, I can be myself here.Thanks witty.

  5. Novaturient* Novaturient*
    posted a quote
    September 21, 2017 9:06pm EDT
    Friend: And what?! You answer to no one?
    Me: *Doesn't answer*

  6. Novaturient* Novaturient*
    posted a quote
    September 21, 2017 8:58pm EDT
    "There are a whole lot of things
    In this world
    You haven't even started
    wondering about yet"
    - James and the Giant Peach

  7. Zachvang Zachvang
    posted a quote
    September 21, 2017 6:17pm EDT
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  8. musicure musicure
    posted a quote
    September 18, 2017 6:13pm EDT
    but everytime you hurt me,
    the less that i cry
    and everytime you leave me,
    the quicker these tears dry

  9. The Quiet* The Quiet*
    posted a quote
    September 18, 2017 2:18am EDT
    I wouldn't mind spending forever by your side.
    but a little space is nice as well.

  10. unicorn104149BFFmusicallychannel unicorn104149BFFmusicallychannel
    posted a quote
    September 16, 2017 4:39am EDT
    Twinkle Twinkle little star I wanna hit you with my car

  11. musicure musicure
    posted a quote
    September 15, 2017 5:52pm EDT
    you can get addicted
    to a certain kind of sadness

  12. Novaturient* Novaturient*
    posted a quote
    September 14, 2017 9:53pm EDT
    Sometimes when I'm having a bad day...
    I google image puppies.
    Seriously, how can you be upset with this little guy?!
    Aww

  13. XxX2000sxVampirexEmoxXx* XxX2000sxVampirexEmoxXx*
    posted a quote
    September 12, 2017 6:37pm EDT
    30 Day
    Song
    Challenge.
    1. A Song you can listen to on repeat.
    2. A Song from one of your fave albums.
    3. A Song from your childhood.
    4. A Song that makes you feel strong.
    5. A Song that makes you sad.
    6.A Song that cheers you up.
    7. A Song that reminds you of your friends.
    8. A Song that reminds you of an ex or crush.
    9. A Song that reminds you of you.
    10. A Song that brings back bad memories.
    11. A Song that brings back good memories.
    12. A Song that grew on you.
    13. A Song from a musical
    14. A Song with a great music video.
    15. A Song that's better as a cover
    16. A Song that's better acoustic.
    17. A Song with great lyrics.
    18. A Song for the Summer.
    19. A Song for heartache.
    20. A song for car rides.
    21. A Song for the rain.
    22. A Song for dancing.
    23. A Song for making out.
    24. A Song for a lover.
    25. A Song from before you were born.
    26. A Song from a band that broke up.
    27. A Song you've seen live.
    28. A Song you want to see live.
    29. A Song by a band you don't usually like.
    30. A Song you recommend.
    Day 24: A Song for a Lover:
    Let me restate #2BusyDancing2GetKnockedOffMyFeet So I'll kicked this to Wannabe by The Spice Girls for the requirements IF YOU WANNABE MY LOVER.
    (i'M Not sorry).

  14. XxX2000sxVampirexEmoxXx* XxX2000sxVampirexEmoxXx*
    posted a quote
    September 12, 2017 6:24pm EDT
    30 Day
    Song
    Challenge.
    1. A Song you can listen to on repeat.
    2. A Song from one of your fave albums.
    3. A Song from your childhood.
    4. A Song that makes you feel strong.
    5. A Song that makes you sad.
    6.A Song that cheers you up.
    7. A Song that reminds you of your friends.
    8. A Song that reminds you of an ex or crush.
    9. A Song that reminds you of you.
    10. A Song that brings back bad memories.
    11. A Song that brings back good memories.
    12. A Song that grew on you.
    13. A Song from a musical
    14. A Song with a great music video.
    15. A Song that's better as a cover
    16. A Song that's better acoustic.
    17. A Song with great lyrics.
    18. A Song for the Summer.
    19. A Song for heartache.
    20. A song for car rides.
    21. A Song for the rain.
    22. A Song for dancing.
    23. A Song for making out.
    24. A Song for a lover.
    25. A Song from before you were born.
    26. A Song from a band that broke up.
    27. A Song you've seen live.
    28. A Song you want to see live.
    29. A Song by a band you don't usually like.
    30. A Song you recommend.
    Day 23: A Song for making out:
    Now, unlike dancing your girl has really no experience with kissing, let alone making out. #2BusyDancing2GetKnockedOffMyFeet This one's gonna be a short one. Smooth by Santana ft. Rob Thomas (Escape the Fate also has a pretty solid cover of it for all you fellow emos out there) seems like it would do the trick 'cause it's a hot one.

  15. XxX2000sxVampirexEmoxXx* XxX2000sxVampirexEmoxXx*
    posted a quote
    September 9, 2017 11:08pm EDT
    30 Day
    Song
    Challenge.
    1. A Song you can listen to on repeat.
    2. A Song from one of your fave albums.
    3. A Song from your childhood.
    4. A Song that makes you feel strong.
    5. A Song that makes you sad.
    6.A Song that cheers you up.
    7. A Song that reminds you of your friends.
    8. A Song that reminds you of an ex or crush.
    9. A Song that reminds you of you.
    10. A Song that brings back bad memories.
    11. A Song that brings back good memories.
    12. A Song that grew on you.
    13. A Song from a musical
    14. A Song with a great music video.
    15. A Song that's better as a cover
    16. A Song that's better acoustic.
    17. A Song with great lyrics.
    18. A Song for the Summer.
    19. A Song for heartache.
    20. A song for car rides.
    21. A Song for the rain.
    22. A Song for dancing.
    23. A Song for making out.
    24. A Song for a lover.
    25. A Song from before you were born.
    26. A Song from a band that broke up.
    27. A Song you've seen live.
    28. A Song you want to see live.
    29. A Song by a band you don't usually like.
    30. A Song you recommend.
    Day 20: A Song for Car Rides:
    I was gonna say Fast in my Car by Paramore, but it would most likely cause you to crash with how agressive it makes you feel. So, let's go with Car Radio by Twenty One Pilots for irony.

  16. musicure musicure
    posted a quote
    September 9, 2017 4:06pm EDT
    all my scars are open

  17. musicure musicure
    posted a quote
    September 9, 2017 3:28pm EDT
    we're just two ghosts standing in the place of you and me
    trying to remember how it feels to have a heartbeat

  18. Vladek Vladek
    posted a quote
    September 7, 2017 12:48pm EDT
    SHIPPING>STUDYING

  19. crimson24 crimson24
    posted a quote
    September 6, 2017 4:17pm EDT
    my hobbies include listening to incredibly politically incorrect music

  20. unicorn104149BFFmusicallychannel unicorn104149BFFmusicallychannel
    posted a quote
    September 4, 2017 9:01am EDT
    Did anyone hear about this man who sat next to Nick Jonas on an aeroplane and didnt know he was sat next to someone famous until his daughter told him via text! LOL

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