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TheCovertComic
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December 17, 2022 3:15am UTC

Every synonym for 'ersatz' is superior to it.

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TheCovertComic
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December 10, 2022 3:41am UTC

There are worse places to have a monkey than on your back.

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TheCovertComic
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December 10, 2022 3:40am UTC

Newest social media acronym: LOLTWBWNOIW (Laugh out loud then weep bitterly when no one is watching).

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TheCovertComic
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December 3, 2022 3:45am UTC

I need to improve my work-work balance.

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TheCovertComic
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November 26, 2022 12:34am UTC

If I don’t write solipsism jokes, who will?

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TheCovertComic
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November 12, 2022 12:07am UTC

You don’t like the song ‘Why Can’t We Be Friends’ – and that’s why we can’t be friends.

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TheCovertComic
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November 12, 2022 12:05am UTC

It’s said that butterflies flutter for a day and think it’s forever. And if you’ve ever tried fluttering, you know how they feel.

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TheCovertComic
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November 12, 2022 12:05am UTC

Yea, though I racewalk through the valley of the shadow of death, I shall not fear disqualification for violating the straight leg rule.

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TheCovertComic
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October 29, 2022 1:01am UTC

It's what you're inside that matters.
– Motivational Quotes for Parasites

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TheCovertComic
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October 22, 2022 2:48am UTC

If, by 'about,' you mean 'in a circle around,' then yes, we're doing something about the problem.

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TheCovertComic
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October 15, 2022 12:40am UTC

Sexual orientation? True north, baby.

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TheCovertComic
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September 24, 2022 1:08am UTC

Why do you want to be when you grow up?

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TheCovertComic
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September 17, 2022 3:04am UTC

The true chasm you struggle to cross is that of how to correctly pronounce the word 'chasm.'

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TheCovertComic
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September 3, 2022 3:03am UTC

It isn't that I'm not a cat person, it's just that I'm not a cat person person.

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TheCovertComic
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August 27, 2022 2:37am UTC

Life on Earth is based on carbon. In that sense I definitely qualify as carbon neutral.

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TheCovertComic
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August 13, 2022 4:09am UTC

The questions are more important than the answers
... right?

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TheCovertComic
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August 5, 2022 11:57pm UTC

LASIK Poem
Boys don't make passes
At girls who wear glasses
But in his dreams every boy seduces
A girl with laser-assisted in situ keratomileusis

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TheCovertComic
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July 30, 2022 2:04pm UTC

I stand by my principles. The fact that I stand several feet away from them with my face covered is purely a health precaution.

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TheCovertComic
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July 23, 2022 3:47am UTC

I'll have a mixed reality with a tangy vinaigrette.

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TheCovertComic
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July 23, 2022 3:43am UTC

There are √-4 sides to every √-1 story.

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