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  1. musicure musicure
    posted a quote
    September 15, 2017 5:52pm EDT
    you can get addicted
    to a certain kind of sadness

  2. dontsellyourselfshort dontsellyourselfshort
    posted a quote
    August 20, 2017 1:14pm EDT
    YOU WERE ALWAYS PERFECT, AND I WAS ONLY PRACTICE.
    Format © dontsellyourselfshort

  3. musicure musicure
    posted a quote
    September 18, 2017 6:13pm EDT
    but everytime you hurt me,
    the less that i cry
    and everytime you leave me,
    the quicker these tears dry

  4. musicure musicure
    posted a quote
    August 25, 2017 5:27pm EDT
    every now and then i fall apart

  5. dontsellyourselfshort dontsellyourselfshort
    posted a quote
    January 4, 2018 6:20pm EST
    I SHOULD HAVE KNOWN BETTER, BUT THE LIQUOR'S GOT ME THINKING I MISS YOU.
    Format © dontsellyourselfshort

  6. dontsellyourselfshort dontsellyourselfshort
    posted a quote
    January 4, 2018 6:25pm EST
    NEVER THOUGHT THAT YOU WERE SOMEONE WHO SAID THINGS THAT THEY DIDN'T MEAN.
    Format © dontsellyourselfshort

  7. musicure musicure
    posted a quote
    July 29, 2017 11:22am EDT
    let the rain wash away
    all the pain of yesterday

  8. dontsellyourselfshort dontsellyourselfshort
    posted a quote
    July 28, 2017 9:39pm EDT
    WELL, THOSE GREAT WHITES, THEY HAVE BIG TEETH. HOPE THEY BITE YOU.
    YOU SAID YOU'D ALWAYS BE IN LOVE. BUT YOU'RE NOT IN LOVE NO MORE.
    Format © dontsellyourselfshort

  9. dontsellyourselfshort dontsellyourselfshort
    posted a quote
    August 10, 2017 9:32pm EDT
    I'M SO SCARED TO TAKE A KNIFE TO MY CHEST AND LET YOU SEE THE HEART THAT'S INSIDE.
    Format © dontsellyourselfshort

  10. Novaturient* Novaturient*
    posted a quote
    September 21, 2017 8:58pm EDT
    "There are a whole lot of things
    In this world
    You haven't even started
    wondering about yet"
    - James and the Giant Peach

  11. dontsellyourselfshort dontsellyourselfshort
    posted a quote
    December 29, 2017 4:25pm EST
    AND I CAN'T LET YOU GO, YOUR HANDPRINT'S ARE ON MY SOUL.
    Format © dontsellyourselfshort

  12. dontsellyourselfshort dontsellyourselfshort
    posted a quote
    May 28, 2017 8:09pm EDT
    DOES HE TAKE CARE OF YOU?
    COULD I EASILY FILL HIS SHOES?

  13. musicure musicure
    posted a quote
    January 4, 2018 9:49am EST
    don't stop believing
    hold on to that feeling

  14. dontsellyourselfshort dontsellyourselfshort
    posted a quote
    March 18, 2018 7:00pm EDT
    MAYBE YOU STILL THINK OF US. THE PHONE BUZZES AND I STILL JUMP. WHY DON'T I SAY IT THEN? I WANT YOU ALL THE TIME.
    Format © dontsellyourselfshort

  15. musicure musicure
    posted a quote
    July 29, 2017 11:04am EDT
    i go crazy 'cause here
    isn't where i wanna be

  16. dontsellyourselfshort dontsellyourselfshort
    posted a quote
    August 6, 2017 8:53pm EDT
    I WANNA HOLD YOU LIKE YOU'RE MINE.
    Format © dontsellyourselfshort

  17. musicure musicure
    posted a quote
    September 9, 2017 3:28pm EDT
    we're just two ghosts standing in the place of you and me
    trying to remember how it feels to have a heartbeat

  18. Novaturient* Novaturient*
    posted a quote
    September 14, 2017 9:53pm EDT
    Sometimes when I'm having a bad day...
    I google image puppies.
    Seriously, how can you be upset with this little guy?!
    Aww

  19. musicure musicure
    posted a quote
    December 6, 2017 9:07am EST
    i'm gonna hold you
    like i'm saying goodbye

  20. musicure musicure
    posted a quote
    December 14, 2017 11:39am EST
    i'm gonna live like tomorrow doesn't exist

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