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  1. dontsellyourselfshort dontsellyourselfshort
    posted a quote
    February 21, 2017 6:18pm EST
    PEOPLE ONLY WANT YOU WHEN YOU CAN GIVE THEM SOMETHING.
    Format © dontsellyourselfshort

  2. dontsellyourselfshort dontsellyourselfshort
    posted a quote
    January 21, 2017 3:21pm EST
    WHY DOES AGE DETERMINE THE RELEVANCE OF SOMEONE'S OPINION? OLD DOESN'T NECESSARILY MEAN WISE AND YOUNG DOESN'T NECESSARILY MEAN NAIVE.
    Format © dontsellyourselfshort

  3. holymoly holymoly
    posted a quote
    February 20, 2017 9:02pm EST
    I DON'T KNOW HOW TO DEAL WITH THE BAD THINGS. THERE IS PAIN IN THE SILENCE. THERE IS PAIN IN THE IGNORED CALLS AND TEXT MESSAGES. AM I THAT BAD? THE STILLNESS GIVES ME A HEADACHE.

  4. Novaturient* Novaturient*
    posted a quote
    November 14, 2016 12:45am EST
    There was a time in my life when everything lined up perfectly. I was on top of the world. I thought, "Life is easy!"
    Then came the time when no matter what I did, I couldn't seem to get it right. I thought to myself "Life is so hard!" After all that, I just wanted to sleep. "Wake me up when this is all over.." I would say.
    That's when everything changed and my life was simply unrecognizable.
    So I learned to ride the waves, appreciate the blessings, and see life for what it really was.
    -- An Adventure

  5. dontsellyourselfshort dontsellyourselfshort
    posted a quote
    January 15, 2017 3:22pm EST
    YOU'RE SO DOWN TO EARTH AND I'M UP IN THE STARS. SO SHOW ME THE SEA AND I'LL SHOW YOU MARS.
    Format © dontsellyourselfshort

  6. musicure musicure
    posted a quote
    April 15, 2017 9:51am EDT
    spread love
    understanding
    and positivity

  7. musicure musicure
    posted a quote
    August 25, 2017 5:27pm EDT
    every now and then i fall apart

  8. dontsellyourselfshort dontsellyourselfshort
    posted a quote
    October 24, 2016 4:11pm EDT
    YOU MAY SAY THAT I'M A DREAMER, BUT I'M NOT THE ONLY ONE. I HOPE SOMEDAY YOU'LL JOIN US AND THE WORLD WILL BE AS ONE.

  9. dontsellyourselfshort dontsellyourselfshort
    posted a quote
    January 8, 2017 11:23am EST
    I FEEL OKAY IN THE DAY, BUT AT NIGHTTIME... YOU KNOW HOW I GET WHEN I'M ALONE.
    Format © dontsellyourselfshort

  10. dontsellyourselfshort dontsellyourselfshort
    posted a quote
    January 8, 2017 11:35am EST
    WE'RE TRIPPING AT THE SPEED OF LIGHT. I THOUGHT THIS COULD BE PARADISE.
    Format © dontsellyourselfshort

  11. dontsellyourselfshort dontsellyourselfshort
    posted a quote
    February 23, 2017 9:14pm EST
    TRY TO LIVE UP TO THE PERSON YOU PRETEND TO BE.
    Format © dontsellyourselfshort

  12. Buzz_LightYear Buzz_LightYear
    posted a quote
    May 22, 2017 7:16pm EDT
    I SEE YOU STARING IN YOUR MIRROR
    WHAT WILL IT TAKE FOR YOU TO SEE
    YOUR PRETTY SMILE IS A MONSTER
    AND YOUR BEAUTY IS EMPTY

  13. musicure musicure
    posted a quote
    July 29, 2017 11:22am EDT
    let the rain wash away
    all the pain of yesterday

  14. dontsellyourselfshort dontsellyourselfshort
    posted a quote
    August 20, 2017 1:14pm EDT
    YOU WERE ALWAYS PERFECT, AND I WAS ONLY PRACTICE.
    Format © dontsellyourselfshort

  15. nommingoncookies nommingoncookies
    posted a quote
    October 2, 2016 5:21am EDT
    holy f*ck
    haven't been on here since I was 15
    i'm 20 now

  16. musicure musicure
    posted a quote
    December 4, 2016 6:53am EST
    let's play dot to dot
    until our lips meet

  17. dontsellyourselfshort dontsellyourselfshort
    posted a quote
    December 21, 2016 10:00pm EST
    Things were going south for so long. Everything became habitual. I didn't think I could be happy again. I thought waking up would always feel like a dream and seeing the sunset would feel like a painting on display in a museum. I could feel things but not actually experience them.

  18. dontsellyourselfshort dontsellyourselfshort
    posted a quote
    January 6, 2017 5:30pm EST
    YOU'RE LIKE THE OCEAN, YOU CHANGE WHAT I SEE
    Format © dontsellyourselfshort

  19. dontsellyourselfshort dontsellyourselfshort
    posted a quote
    February 23, 2017 9:08pm EST
    IT'S SUCH A TRAGEDY WHEN PEOPLE HARDLY SPEAK.
    Format © dontsellyourselfshort

  20. *Freedom* *Freedom*
    posted a quote
    April 23, 2017 12:34pm EDT
    "lets be realistic," he said with a scoff.I was being realistic. Yes, my reality was to spend the rest of my life with you.Yes, my reality was to grasp your face and connect our lips in a white dress.Yes, my reality was to hold your hand as my fingers dug within your flesh as the doctors yelled for me to push.Yes, my reality was to help you wash your gray short hair and tease each other about our wrinkles.Yes, my reality was to stare at grandchildren as we reminisced about our lives.You were my reality, and I was being realistic."you're right," I mumbled in agreement, "i need to be realistic."I was being realistic.

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