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  1. dontsellyourselfshort dontsellyourselfshort
    posted a quote
    February 21, 2017 6:18pm EST
    PEOPLE ONLY WANT YOU WHEN YOU CAN GIVE THEM SOMETHING.
    Format © dontsellyourselfshort

  2. dontsellyourselfshort dontsellyourselfshort
    posted a quote
    January 21, 2017 3:21pm EST
    WHY DOES AGE DETERMINE THE RELEVANCE OF SOMEONE'S OPINION? OLD DOESN'T NECESSARILY MEAN WISE AND YOUNG DOESN'T NECESSARILY MEAN NAIVE.
    Format © dontsellyourselfshort

  3. holymoly holymoly
    posted a quote
    February 20, 2017 9:02pm EST
    I DON'T KNOW HOW TO DEAL WITH THE BAD THINGS. THERE IS PAIN IN THE SILENCE. THERE IS PAIN IN THE IGNORED CALLS AND TEXT MESSAGES. AM I THAT BAD? THE STILLNESS GIVES ME A HEADACHE.

  4. dontsellyourselfshort dontsellyourselfshort
    posted a quote
    February 23, 2017 9:14pm EST
    TRY TO LIVE UP TO THE PERSON YOU PRETEND TO BE.
    Format © dontsellyourselfshort

  5. *Freedom* *Freedom*
    posted a quote
    April 23, 2017 12:34pm EDT
    "lets be realistic," he said with a scoff.I was being realistic. Yes, my reality was to spend the rest of my life with you.Yes, my reality was to grasp your face and connect our lips in a white dress.Yes, my reality was to hold your hand as my fingers dug within your flesh as the doctors yelled for me to push.Yes, my reality was to help you wash your gray short hair and tease each other about our wrinkles.Yes, my reality was to stare at grandchildren as we reminisced about our lives.You were my reality, and I was being realistic."you're right," I mumbled in agreement, "i need to be realistic."I was being realistic.

  6. musicure musicure
    posted a quote
    April 15, 2017 9:51am EDT
    spread love
    understanding
    and positivity

  7. dontsellyourselfshort dontsellyourselfshort
    posted a quote
    August 20, 2017 1:14pm EDT
    YOU WERE ALWAYS PERFECT, AND I WAS ONLY PRACTICE.
    Format © dontsellyourselfshort

  8. musicure musicure
    posted a quote
    September 18, 2017 6:13pm EDT
    but everytime you hurt me,
    the less that i cry
    and everytime you leave me,
    the quicker these tears dry

  9. Buzz_LightYear Buzz_LightYear
    posted a quote
    May 22, 2017 7:16pm EDT
    I SEE YOU STARING IN YOUR MIRROR
    WHAT WILL IT TAKE FOR YOU TO SEE
    YOUR PRETTY SMILE IS A MONSTER
    AND YOUR BEAUTY IS EMPTY

  10. musicure musicure
    posted a quote
    August 25, 2017 5:27pm EDT
    every now and then i fall apart

  11. musicure musicure
    posted a quote
    September 15, 2017 5:52pm EDT
    you can get addicted
    to a certain kind of sadness

  12. dontsellyourselfshort dontsellyourselfshort
    posted a quote
    January 4, 2018 6:20pm EST
    I SHOULD HAVE KNOWN BETTER, BUT THE LIQUOR'S GOT ME THINKING I MISS YOU.
    Format © dontsellyourselfshort

  13. dontsellyourselfshort dontsellyourselfshort
    posted a quote
    February 23, 2017 9:08pm EST
    IT'S SUCH A TRAGEDY WHEN PEOPLE HARDLY SPEAK.
    Format © dontsellyourselfshort

  14. dontsellyourselfshort dontsellyourselfshort
    posted a quote
    April 24, 2017 6:13pm EDT
    NO ONE WANTS YOU WHEN YOU HAVE NO HEART. I'M SITTING PRETTY WITH
    MY BRAND NEW SCARS AND YOU'LL NEVER KNOW IF YOU DON'T EVER TRY AGAIN.

  15. musicure musicure
    posted a quote
    July 29, 2017 11:22am EDT
    let the rain wash away
    all the pain of yesterday

  16. dontsellyourselfshort dontsellyourselfshort
    posted a quote
    January 4, 2018 6:25pm EST
    NEVER THOUGHT THAT YOU WERE SOMEONE WHO SAID THINGS THAT THEY DIDN'T MEAN.
    Format © dontsellyourselfshort

  17. dontsellyourselfshort dontsellyourselfshort
    posted a quote
    January 21, 2017 8:16pm EST
    I CAN'T FORGET WITH YOU ON MY MIND. THE MOMENT WE STARTED
    TO LIVE SEPERATE LIVES, OUR LOVE WAS MORE THAN A DAY.
    Format © dontsellyourselfshort

  18. dontsellyourselfshort dontsellyourselfshort
    posted a quote
    January 23, 2017 5:00pm EST
    I MISS THE WAY YOU MAKE ME FEEL.
    Format © dontsellyourselfshort

  19. Novaturient* Novaturient*
    posted a quote
    March 15, 2017 6:11pm EDT
    Your voice was the soundtrack of my summer
    Do you know you're unlike any other?

  20. dontsellyourselfshort dontsellyourselfshort
    posted a quote
    July 28, 2017 9:39pm EDT
    WELL, THOSE GREAT WHITES, THEY HAVE BIG TEETH. HOPE THEY BITE YOU.
    YOU SAID YOU'D ALWAYS BE IN LOVE. BUT YOU'RE NOT IN LOVE NO MORE.
    Format © dontsellyourselfshort

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