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  1. musicure musicure
    posted a quote
    September 18, 2017 6:13pm EDT
    but everytime you hurt me,
    the less that i cry
    and everytime you leave me,
    the quicker these tears dry

  2. Novaturient* Novaturient*
    posted a quote
    September 21, 2017 8:58pm EDT
    "There are a whole lot of things
    In this world
    You haven't even started
    wondering about yet"
    - James and the Giant Peach

  3. tornedsoul* tornedsoul*
    posted a quote
    September 23, 2017 12:29pm EDT
    It's like homecoming for me whenever I open my account. It's so familiar here, I can be myself here.Thanks witty.

  4. Novaturient* Novaturient*
    posted a quote
    September 21, 2017 9:06pm EDT
    Friend: And what?! You answer to no one?
    Me: *Doesn't answer*

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