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  1. musicure musicure
    posted a quote
    November 15, 2017 3:44pm EST
    in the middle of the night
    in my dreams
    you should see the things we do

  2. *Freedom* *Freedom*
    posted a quote
    November 13, 2017 3:39am EST
    I was supposed to go hang out with a boy.
    I cut myself while shaving.
    I was bleeding really bad.
    I was way too embarrassed to tell him.
    But I did anyway.
    And he rushed to my apartment.
    With a first aid kit.

  3. musicure musicure
    posted a quote
    November 15, 2017 3:07pm EST
    we are searchlights
    we can see in the dark

  4. musicure musicure
    posted a quote
    November 15, 2017 3:20pm EST
    she's like the sunflower
    that never looks back at the sun

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