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Best Funny Quotes This Week

  1. TheCovertComic TheCovertComic
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    January 13, 2018 3:10pm EST
    Sooner or later we all quote our mothers. – Bernard Williams – my mother

  2. TheCovertComic TheCovertComic
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    January 13, 2018 3:07pm EST
    Some change their party for the sake of lofty principles. Last weekend I changed my principles for the sake of a loft party.

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