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TheCovertComic

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Member Since: 9 Oct 2014 03:45am

Last Seen: 23 Sep 2017 09:22am

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  1. TheCovertComic TheCovertComic
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    September 23, 2017 9:27am EDT
    Stagger like nobody's watching. Eat brains like you'll never be shot in the head. – Motivational Quotes for Zombies

  2. TheCovertComic TheCovertComic
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    September 23, 2017 9:26am EDT
    What kind of films do I prefer? It depends on the substrate.

  3. TheCovertComic TheCovertComic
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    September 23, 2017 9:25am EDT
    Cookware sticks to a Teflon man.

  4. TheCovertComic TheCovertComic
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    September 17, 2017 12:39pm EDT
    Scared of scarring – scarred of scaring.

  5. TheCovertComic TheCovertComic
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    September 17, 2017 12:38pm EDT
    The 'or' in 'make or break' is inclusive.

  6. TheCovertComic TheCovertComic
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    September 9, 2017 2:50pm EDT
    'Meeting' shouldn't be a dirty word. It shouldn't be a word at all.

  7. TheCovertComic TheCovertComic
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    September 9, 2017 2:48pm EDT
    Cold hard facts tend to spoil when exposed to air.

  8. TheCovertComic TheCovertComic
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    September 2, 2017 6:52pm EDT
    Whatever life isn't too short for, it's too long for by half.

  9. TheCovertComic TheCovertComic
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    August 26, 2017 12:09pm EDT
    0 – 0 = –

  10. TheCovertComic TheCovertComic
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    August 26, 2017 12:08pm EDT
    Not all damage is collateral, but all collateral is damage.

  11. TheCovertComic TheCovertComic
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    August 19, 2017 5:57pm EDT
    For every moment for which we have no words, there are ten thousand words for which we have no moments.

  12. TheCovertComic TheCovertComic
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    August 19, 2017 5:56pm EDT
    The opposite of too late is not late enough.

  13. TheCovertComic TheCovertComic
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    August 19, 2017 5:56pm EDT
    It goes without saying – especially if it owes you rent.

  14. TheCovertComic TheCovertComic
    posted a quote
    August 11, 2017 7:43pm EDT
    We're all auctioned on the dark web every day.

  15. TheCovertComic TheCovertComic
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    August 11, 2017 7:43pm EDT
    There's a fine line between greed and thoroughness.

  16. TheCovertComic TheCovertComic
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    August 11, 2017 7:42pm EDT
    It could have been worse: instead of forbidding a fruit, God could have mandated a vegetable.

  17. TheCovertComic TheCovertComic
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    August 5, 2017 1:44am EDT
    'Safeword' is a contradiction in terms.

  18. TheCovertComic TheCovertComic
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    July 29, 2017 1:32am EDT
    You can be the change you wish to see in the world ... or you can be the large denomination bills!

  19. TheCovertComic TheCovertComic
    posted a quote
    July 29, 2017 1:30am EDT
    Please enter your comments in the space provided below (if you catch my drift).

  20. TheCovertComic TheCovertComic
    posted a quote
    July 29, 2017 1:29am EDT
    If I don't love something, is it still OK to set it free?

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