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TheCovertComic

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Member Since: 9 Oct 2014 03:45am

Last Seen: 11 Jan 2019 09:39pm

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  1. TheCovertComic TheCovertComic
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    January 11, 2019 9:42pm EST
    Warning: Letting freedom ring at excessive decibel levels may cause tinnitus.

  2. TheCovertComic TheCovertComic
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    January 11, 2019 9:42pm EST
    Not only do I have a search warrant, I have a find warrant too.

  3. TheCovertComic TheCovertComic
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    January 11, 2019 9:41pm EST
    Me, me, me
    Me, me, me
    Me eating wings
    These are a few of my favorite things

  4. TheCovertComic TheCovertComic
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    January 5, 2019 12:00pm EST
    If the statement 'Not every question deserves an answer' was the answer to a question, I guess that question did.

  5. TheCovertComic TheCovertComic
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    January 5, 2019 11:59am EST
    That 'Hallelujah' song by Leonard Cohen would have been more popular if he'd written a verse with the word 'Booyah!' in it.

  6. TheCovertComic TheCovertComic
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    January 5, 2019 11:58am EST
    Show me a culture with no word for awe, and I'll show you a people who've never had their tonsils examined.

  7. TheCovertComic TheCovertComic
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    January 5, 2019 11:58am EST
    Always act accordion to your conscience.

  8. TheCovertComic TheCovertComic
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    December 29, 2018 4:20pm EST
    It's the end of days somewhere.

  9. TheCovertComic TheCovertComic
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    December 29, 2018 4:18pm EST
    The commendability of putting your best foot forward depends entirely on what you step in.

  10. TheCovertComic TheCovertComic
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    December 29, 2018 4:17pm EST
    For all practical purposes, 'slice of life' and 'slasher' can be considered one and the same genre.

  11. TheCovertComic TheCovertComic
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    December 22, 2018 3:26pm EST
    I believe everything is connected, but some things are better connected than others.

  12. TheCovertComic TheCovertComic
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    December 22, 2018 3:23pm EST
    It was the best of times, it was the worst of times; which means that, by definition, it was also the median of times.

  13. TheCovertComic TheCovertComic
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    December 22, 2018 3:22pm EST
    Gods of thunder make me wet.

  14. TheCovertComic TheCovertComic
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    December 15, 2018 4:00pm EST
    Our troubles are behind us – and it looks like we're about to get lapped again.

  15. TheCovertComic TheCovertComic
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    December 15, 2018 3:59pm EST
    We don't smell things as they are, we smell them as we are.

  16. TheCovertComic TheCovertComic
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    December 15, 2018 3:58pm EST
    In electromagnetism, the resistance of a conductor is directly proportional to the voltage measured across that conductor, divided by the current passing through it.
    Isn't life a lot like that?

  17. TheCovertComic TheCovertComic
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    December 15, 2018 3:58pm EST
    The fact that what goes around comes around only comes around.

  18. TheCovertComic TheCovertComic
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    December 8, 2018 11:10am EST
    I was born free. Looking back, I should've at least charged expenses.

  19. TheCovertComic TheCovertComic
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    December 8, 2018 11:09am EST
    I'm trying to do a better job of juggling my work life and my juggling life.

  20. TheCovertComic TheCovertComic
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    December 1, 2018 10:59am EST
    You can tell a lot about a person by what they think you can tell a lot about a person by

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