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TheCovertComic

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Member Since: 9 Oct 2014 03:45am

Last Seen: 28 Mar 2020 04:12am

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  1. TheCovertComic TheCovertComic
    posted a quote
    March 28, 2020 4:30am UTC
    In 1097 the pope outlawed crossbows. Today, a mere nine centuries later, crossbow violence has been reduced by over 40%.

  2. TheCovertComic TheCovertComic
    posted a quote
    March 28, 2020 4:14am UTC
    Never mistake kindness for weakness. Kindness has been known to kill people for doing that.

  3. TheCovertComic TheCovertComic
    posted a quote
    March 21, 2020 12:18am UTC
    I filled out a survey at work. The first question was: 'Functional manager? _________________'
    I wrote 'Rarely if ever.'

  4. TheCovertComic TheCovertComic
    posted a quote
    March 21, 2020 12:16am UTC
    If an issue is a cause célèbre, but mostly for people who use the term 'cause célèbre,' you can safely ignore it.

  5. TheCovertComic TheCovertComic
    posted a quote
    March 21, 2020 12:15am UTC
    We say 'I don't know whether I'm coming or going,' as if it were somehow possible to do only one at a time.

  6. TheCovertComic TheCovertComic
    posted a quote
    March 13, 2020 7:57pm UTC
    You can only wish someone Happy Pi Day once a year. But if you get up early enough, you can wish them Happy Pi Moment twice every 24 hours!

  7. TheCovertComic TheCovertComic
    posted a quote
    March 13, 2020 7:56pm UTC
    'Do or do not?'
    ... Don't we do or do not already, pretty much all the time?

  8. TheCovertComic TheCovertComic
    posted a quote
    March 13, 2020 7:55pm UTC
    You say 'chaos theory' like there's some other kind.

  9. TheCovertComic TheCovertComic
    posted a quote
    March 6, 2020 4:39pm UTC
    If only we were half as hungry for brains as zombies are.

  10. TheCovertComic TheCovertComic
    posted a quote
    March 6, 2020 4:38pm UTC
    Signs Your Standards May Be Too High
    1. They have difficulty focusing on common tasks.
    2. Their speech is slurred.
    3. They experience increased appetite.

  11. TheCovertComic TheCovertComic
    posted a quote
    March 6, 2020 4:37pm UTC
    The opposite of information warfare is not information peace.

  12. TheCovertComic TheCovertComic
    posted a quote
    February 29, 2020 1:36am UTC
    Emotions are like a passing rainstorm: if you live in Southern California, you may never have to experience one.

  13. TheCovertComic TheCovertComic
    posted a quote
    February 29, 2020 1:20am UTC
    With no jihadists or virgins there, how bad can hell be???

  14. TheCovertComic TheCovertComic
    posted a quote
    February 29, 2020 1:19am UTC
    When fortune smiles on you, check to see if she's licking her chops.

  15. TheCovertComic TheCovertComic
    posted a quote
    February 21, 2020 10:26pm UTC
    Personality is the pimple of the intellect.

  16. TheCovertComic TheCovertComic
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    February 21, 2020 10:25pm UTC
    We can't change the cards we're dealt – but we can pretend to suddenly have a seizure and collapse on top of the card table, scattering everyone's cards everywhere (though usually not more than once per card game).

  17. TheCovertComic TheCovertComic
    posted a quote
    February 14, 2020 8:10pm UTC
    The plan is the contingency, and the contingency is the plan.

  18. TheCovertComic TheCovertComic
    posted a quote
    February 14, 2020 8:09pm UTC
    Gazing up at the stars at night, I realize how small and insignificant my problems aren't. – Galactic Emperor Palpatine

  19. TheCovertComic TheCovertComic
    posted a quote
    February 14, 2020 8:08pm UTC
    They say a good conscience is a perpetual feast. What they don't tell you: it's all Brussels sprouts.

  20. TheCovertComic TheCovertComic
    posted a quote
    February 7, 2020 3:25pm UTC
    Never judge a person by the color of their skins.

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