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TheCovertComic

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Member Since: 9 Oct 2014 03:45am

Last Seen: 21 Jan 2018 08:41am

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  1. TheCovertComic TheCovertComic
    posted a quote
    January 21, 2018 8:43am EST
    The teaching 'Be kind, for everyone you meet is carrying a heavy burden' is that burden.

  2. TheCovertComic TheCovertComic
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    January 21, 2018 8:42am EST
    Nobody's ugly after 2:00 a.m. But not as ugly as Anybody.

  3. TheCovertComic TheCovertComic
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    January 13, 2018 3:12pm EST
    Is the idea that an idea that isn't dangerous isn't worthy of being called an idea dangerous?

  4. TheCovertComic TheCovertComic
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    January 13, 2018 3:10pm EST
    Sooner or later we all quote our mothers. – Bernard Williams – my mother

  5. TheCovertComic TheCovertComic
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    January 13, 2018 3:07pm EST
    Some change their party for the sake of lofty principles. Last weekend I changed my principles for the sake of a loft party.

  6. TheCovertComic TheCovertComic
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    January 6, 2018 1:16am EST
    Sh*t doesn't happen, happening sh*ts.

  7. TheCovertComic TheCovertComic
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    January 6, 2018 1:14am EST
    I tell everybody I couldn't care less, but deep down, I know I could if I applied myself.

  8. TheCovertComic TheCovertComic
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    January 6, 2018 1:13am EST
    Joel Siegel said "William Shakespeare wrote 39 plays and did not use the word 'suck' in any of them."
    Sorry Joel: 'Titus Andronicus' Act 4. Scene 2. Line 179.

  9. TheCovertComic TheCovertComic
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    December 30, 2017 7:21pm EST
    There are no ifs, ands, or buts about it (there are, however, numerous howevers, althoughs, neverthelesses, and notwithstandings).

  10. TheCovertComic TheCovertComic
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    December 30, 2017 7:20pm EST
    An annual budget planning exercise by any other name would smell as sweet.

  11. TheCovertComic TheCovertComic
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    December 24, 2017 11:03am EST
    Every high is a contact high.

  12. TheCovertComic TheCovertComic
    posted a quote
    December 17, 2017 9:27am EST
    More dribs, fewer drabs.

  13. TheCovertComic TheCovertComic
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    December 17, 2017 9:26am EST
    The problem with refusing to be another statistic is that you were 71% likely to do that.

  14. TheCovertComic TheCovertComic
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    December 17, 2017 9:26am EST
    Not a good listener??? When have I ever failed to receive your HTTP request and indicate your destination IP address and port???

  15. TheCovertComic TheCovertComic
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    December 9, 2017 4:52pm EST
    December 12th is International Day of Neutrality. It could have been another date, but nobody had a preference one way or the other.

  16. TheCovertComic TheCovertComic
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    December 9, 2017 4:50pm EST
    The problem with playing the blame game is that it always ends up going to penalty kicks.

  17. TheCovertComic TheCovertComic
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    December 2, 2017 7:18pm EST
    In my opinion, a woman doesn't deserve the title of 'supermodel' until she proves she can actually fly.

  18. TheCovertComic TheCovertComic
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    December 2, 2017 7:16pm EST
    I've never had a problem with rejection. On the contrary, I've always been able to reject stuff any time I want.

  19. TheCovertComic TheCovertComic
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    December 2, 2017 7:14pm EST
    Let's not do something we'll regret later. Let's do it now!

  20. TheCovertComic TheCovertComic
    posted a quote
    November 24, 2017 1:46pm EST
    Be swift to love. You'll get it over with sooner.

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