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TheCovertComic

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Member Since: 9 Oct 2014 03:45am

Last Seen: 4 Jul 2020 01:44am

user id: 387133

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  1. TheCovertComic TheCovertComic
    posted a quote
    July 4, 2020 1:47am UTC
    'Security awareness' is an oxymoron.

  2. TheCovertComic TheCovertComic
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    July 4, 2020 1:46am UTC
    Not to oppose injustice is to be party to it – and who doesn't like to be have fun!

  3. TheCovertComic TheCovertComic
    posted a quote
    July 4, 2020 1:45am UTC
    The cranial cavity is the shortest bus of all.

  4. TheCovertComic TheCovertComic
    posted a quote
    June 27, 2020 6:33pm UTC
    Spank you!
    Your welt come!

  5. TheCovertComic TheCovertComic
    posted a quote
    June 27, 2020 6:32pm UTC
    You can question a person's opinion and reasoning without questioning their patriotism (although it's only one more question, so it's not like questioning their patriotism is that much extra work).

  6. TheCovertComic TheCovertComic
    posted a quote
    June 20, 2020 10:16pm UTC
    For a while I thought I was bisexual, but only because I tend to get 'bi-' and 'semi-' mixed up.

  7. TheCovertComic TheCovertComic
    posted a quote
    June 20, 2020 10:09pm UTC
    Policy bias n. Policy not by us.

  8. TheCovertComic TheCovertComic
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    June 13, 2020 3:10am UTC
    The heart never lies. It asserts alternative facts.

  9. TheCovertComic TheCovertComic
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    June 13, 2020 3:10am UTC
    If her eyes don't sparkle, her gun will.

  10. TheCovertComic TheCovertComic
    posted a quote
    June 13, 2020 3:09am UTC
    I'm worried about the rate at which America seems to be spiraling out of control.
    America usually spirals out of control well before lunchtime.

  11. TheCovertComic TheCovertComic
    posted a quote
    June 6, 2020 2:44am UTC
    Note to self: When exploding onto the scene, make sure it's the right scene first.

  12. TheCovertComic TheCovertComic
    posted a quote
    June 6, 2020 2:43am UTC
    Does counting the ways I love thee count as one of the ways?

  13. TheCovertComic TheCovertComic
    posted a quote
    May 30, 2020 1:58am UTC
    She offered fierce resistance. I politely declined.

  14. TheCovertComic TheCovertComic
    posted a quote
    May 30, 2020 1:57am UTC
    On the other hand, man's humanity to man isn't all that hot either.

  15. TheCovertComic TheCovertComic
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    May 30, 2020 1:56am UTC
    Never fish for compliments. Lob dynamite in the water.

  16. TheCovertComic TheCovertComic
    posted a quote
    May 23, 2020 1:24am UTC
    The pleasure is mined.

  17. TheCovertComic TheCovertComic
    posted a quote
    May 16, 2020 4:50pm UTC
    'Tis not the tempest we dread, but the water damage.

  18. TheCovertComic TheCovertComic
    posted a quote
    May 16, 2020 4:49pm UTC
    What you can't rise above, you may yet seep under.

  19. TheCovertComic TheCovertComic
    posted a quote
    May 16, 2020 4:48pm UTC
    People who don't need people are the second luckiest people in the world.

  20. TheCovertComic TheCovertComic
    posted a quote
    May 9, 2020 1:56am UTC
    If the shoe fits, cut out holes for your arms, legs and head, and wear it.

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