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TheCovertComic

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Member Since: 9 Oct 2014 03:45am

Last Seen: 17 Nov 2017 11:15pm

user id: 387133

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  1. TheCovertComic TheCovertComic
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    November 17, 2017 11:18pm EST
    The last person in the world you should be sleeping with is still a person you should be sleeping with.

  2. TheCovertComic TheCovertComic
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    November 17, 2017 11:17pm EST
    In my heart of hearts, I hope there aren't more hearts I don't know about.

  3. TheCovertComic TheCovertComic
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    November 17, 2017 11:16pm EST
    What castle isn't built in the air?

  4. TheCovertComic TheCovertComic
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    November 11, 2017 5:19pm EST
    When wrestling with your conscience, watch out for its trademark move: the piledriver.

  5. TheCovertComic TheCovertComic
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    November 4, 2017 4:21pm EDT
    You could do worse than be a statistic – you could be a type I error.

  6. TheCovertComic TheCovertComic
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    November 4, 2017 4:21pm EDT
    The name of any animal sounds scarier if you put the word 'grizzly' in front of it.

  7. TheCovertComic TheCovertComic
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    October 29, 2017 11:22am EDT
    The government that peers over your shoulder can also look down your shirt.

  8. TheCovertComic TheCovertComic
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    October 21, 2017 12:28pm EDT
    Let us not look back in anger, nor forward in fear, but around inebriated.

  9. TheCovertComic TheCovertComic
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    October 14, 2017 3:12pm EDT
    If being kind is more important than being right, how about not saying this constantly???

  10. TheCovertComic TheCovertComic
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    September 30, 2017 1:14pm EDT
    Love is like a rose: only an amateur attempts to handle it without elbow-length, puncture-resistant, knuckle-reinforced pruning gloves.

  11. TheCovertComic TheCovertComic
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    September 23, 2017 9:27am EDT
    Stagger like nobody's watching. Eat brains like you'll never be shot in the head. – Motivational Quotes for Zombies

  12. TheCovertComic TheCovertComic
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    September 23, 2017 9:26am EDT
    What kind of films do I prefer? It depends on the substrate.

  13. TheCovertComic TheCovertComic
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    September 23, 2017 9:25am EDT
    Cookware sticks to a Teflon man.

  14. TheCovertComic TheCovertComic
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    September 17, 2017 12:39pm EDT
    Scared of scarring – scarred of scaring.

  15. TheCovertComic TheCovertComic
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    September 17, 2017 12:38pm EDT
    The 'or' in 'make or break' is inclusive.

  16. TheCovertComic TheCovertComic
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    September 9, 2017 2:50pm EDT
    'Meeting' shouldn't be a dirty word. It shouldn't be a word at all.

  17. TheCovertComic TheCovertComic
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    September 9, 2017 2:48pm EDT
    Cold hard facts tend to spoil when exposed to air.

  18. TheCovertComic TheCovertComic
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    September 2, 2017 6:52pm EDT
    Whatever life isn't too short for, it's too long for by half.

  19. TheCovertComic TheCovertComic
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    August 26, 2017 12:09pm EDT
    0 – 0 = –

  20. TheCovertComic TheCovertComic
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    August 26, 2017 12:08pm EDT
    Not all damage is collateral, but all collateral is damage.

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