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TheCovertComic

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Member Since: 9 Oct 2014 03:45am

Last Seen: 17 Jan 2020 07:17pm

user id: 387133

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  1. TheCovertComic TheCovertComic
    posted a quote
    January 17, 2020 7:19pm EST
    You can't make this stuff up. Making this stuff up is a violation of Title 18, Section 1001 of US federal law.

  2. TheCovertComic TheCovertComic
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    January 17, 2020 7:19pm EST
    I strongly support creation of the United States Space Force, and I am prepared to nominate several officials for immediate deployment.

  3. TheCovertComic TheCovertComic
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    January 17, 2020 7:18pm EST
    A mnemonic verse to help one remember not to commit genocide:
    Only a creep'll
    Annihilate a people

  4. TheCovertComic TheCovertComic
    posted a quote
    January 10, 2020 8:07pm EST
    The bean counts the bean counters.

  5. TheCovertComic TheCovertComic
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    January 10, 2020 8:06pm EST
    The thought of machines becoming self-aware is frightening – because it means I might have to become self-aware too.

  6. TheCovertComic TheCovertComic
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    January 3, 2020 2:36pm EST
    In a leap year, 96 additional people get their 15 minutes of fame.

  7. TheCovertComic TheCovertComic
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    January 3, 2020 2:35pm EST
    A word of warning if you go to see an opera: it's NOT necessarily over when the fat lady sings.

  8. TheCovertComic TheCovertComic
    posted a quote
    December 27, 2019 5:18pm EST
    Before surrendering to it, be advised that temptation is not a signatory to the Geneva Convention.

  9. TheCovertComic TheCovertComic
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    December 27, 2019 5:18pm EST
    Familiarity breeds contempt? Gee, I never heard that idea before.

  10. TheCovertComic TheCovertComic
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    December 20, 2019 3:33pm EST
    Just the fact that you would tell me you can rock my world rocks my world.

  11. TheCovertComic TheCovertComic
    posted a quote
    December 20, 2019 3:30pm EST
    I would never violate a trust. Any relations I had with that trust were strictly consensual.

  12. TheCovertComic TheCovertComic
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    December 20, 2019 3:30pm EST
    That it’s lonely at the top begs the question of what the mountain is made of.

  13. TheCovertComic TheCovertComic
    posted a quote
    December 13, 2019 6:59pm EST
    I can't rise unless I'm already shining.

  14. TheCovertComic TheCovertComic
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    December 13, 2019 6:59pm EST
    Is it OK if I bite the hand that doesn't feed me?

  15. TheCovertComic TheCovertComic
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    December 13, 2019 6:57pm EST
    Your life is over? Oh thank God. For a moment I thought you said your life is sober.

  16. TheCovertComic TheCovertComic
    posted a quote
    December 7, 2019 8:20am EST
    On the other hand, getting found in the shuffle isn't necessarily all that hot either.

  17. TheCovertComic TheCovertComic
    posted a quote
    December 7, 2019 8:19am EST
    In hindsight, the absence of oversight was an oversight that revealed a lack of foresight as well as a need for greater insight into the dangers of shortsightedness.

  18. TheCovertComic TheCovertComic
    posted a quote
    December 7, 2019 8:19am EST
    Don't tell me the way, I can find it myself. (But please tell me the way to the way.)

  19. TheCovertComic TheCovertComic
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    December 7, 2019 8:18am EST
    As the French would say, 'Les Français ne diraient jamais 'Comme diraient les Français.''

  20. TheCovertComic TheCovertComic
    posted a quote
    November 27, 2019 9:10pm EST
    In the face of adversity, be a big fat zit.

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