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TheCovertComic

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Member Since: 9 Oct 2014 03:45am

Last Seen: 17 Sep 2021 11:56pm

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  1. TheCovertComic TheCovertComic
    posted a quote
    September 18, 2021 12:02am UTC
    Ain't no sunshine when she's gone.
    ... On the other hand, ain't nothin' but massive solar storms when she's present.

  2. TheCovertComic TheCovertComic
    posted a quote
    September 18, 2021 12:01am UTC
    The benefit of the doubt requires a high minimum deductible.

  3. TheCovertComic TheCovertComic
    posted a quote
    September 17, 2021 11:59pm UTC
    I believe the children are our future (assuming we're talking about robot children).

  4. TheCovertComic TheCovertComic
    posted a quote
    September 11, 2021 1:06pm UTC
    What I love
    And what I have set free
    And what I await the return of
    Is me

  5. TheCovertComic TheCovertComic
    posted a quote
    September 4, 2021 4:07am UTC
    By sheer coincidence, the blouse bordering her plunging décolletage was exceedingly sheer, barely concealing her coincidences.

  6. TheCovertComic TheCovertComic
    posted a quote
    September 4, 2021 4:06am UTC
    The best defense against a cyber attack? Deliver a swift, hard kick to the cyber's groin.

  7. TheCovertComic TheCovertComic
    posted a quote
    September 4, 2021 4:04am UTC
    If you don't levitate for something, you'll stand for everything.

  8. TheCovertComic TheCovertComic
    posted a quote
    August 28, 2021 1:05pm UTC
    Life: a crime scene and its own evidence bag.

  9. TheCovertComic TheCovertComic
    posted a quote
    August 28, 2021 1:04pm UTC
    By definition, inside a time machine. – Response to question on job application: 'Where do you see yourself in five years?'

  10. TheCovertComic TheCovertComic
    posted a quote
    August 21, 2021 5:58am UTC
    Your territory marks you.

  11. TheCovertComic TheCovertComic
    posted a quote
    August 21, 2021 5:57am UTC
    Eighty percent of success is showing up. The other twenty percent is giving the wrong address to the competition.

  12. TheCovertComic TheCovertComic
    posted a quote
    August 14, 2021 3:45pm UTC
    A talk with a child is cheaper than therapy - although if that's your reason for talking to children, you should probably still get the therapy.

  13. TheCovertComic TheCovertComic
    posted a quote
    August 7, 2021 12:47pm UTC
    Remember: they can't prove you're digressing if you don't specify a topic.

  14. TheCovertComic TheCovertComic
    posted a quote
    August 7, 2021 12:46pm UTC
    Informed consent n. The act of informing someone that they consent to something.

  15. TheCovertComic TheCovertComic
    posted a quote
    July 31, 2021 2:04pm UTC
    Love opens doors where there were only walls - not unlike a shaped demolition charge deployed by special weapons and tactics units.

  16. TheCovertComic TheCovertComic
    posted a quote
    July 31, 2021 2:03pm UTC
    The acorn doesn't fall far from the tree. And usually I don't either.

  17. TheCovertComic TheCovertComic
    posted a quote
    July 24, 2021 3:25pm UTC
    It takes about half a second to say the word 'jiffy.' That's how long a jiffy should officially be.

  18. TheCovertComic TheCovertComic
    posted a quote
    July 24, 2021 3:23pm UTC
    I'm not easily ruffled. As for my plumage, that's a different story.

  19. TheCovertComic TheCovertComic
    posted a quote
    July 17, 2021 7:05pm UTC
    'Biological' – the original oxymoron.

  20. TheCovertComic TheCovertComic
    posted a quote
    July 10, 2021 5:36pm UTC
    Even as we embrace our history, let our gaze be toward posterity (but don't let our history catch us gazing toward posterity's posterior).

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