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TheCovertComic

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Member Since: 9 Oct 2014 03:45am

Last Seen: 21 Nov 2020 06:15pm

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  1. TheCovertComic TheCovertComic
    posted a quote
    November 21, 2020 6:19pm UTC
    Freedom is not free. But if it consents to electronic monitoring, freedom may be released to home confinement.

  2. TheCovertComic TheCovertComic
    posted a quote
    November 21, 2020 6:18pm UTC
    Don't refer to employees as 'resources,' refer to them as people. The word 'people' contains 3 less characters, which saves on data storage costs.

  3. TheCovertComic TheCovertComic
    posted a quote
    November 14, 2020 3:01pm UTC
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  4. TheCovertComic TheCovertComic
    posted a quote
    November 14, 2020 3:00pm UTC
    The fact that someone disagrees with me doesn't make that person evil or stupid. To disagree with me they would have to be evil or stupid already.

  5. TheCovertComic TheCovertComic
    posted a quote
    November 7, 2020 4:21pm UTC
    Do not meddle in the affairs of drag queens, for you are hunky and would look good in stirrups.

  6. TheCovertComic TheCovertComic
    posted a quote
    November 7, 2020 4:20pm UTC
    When the power of love replaces the love of power, there will be no less power, but by definition there will be less love.

  7. TheCovertComic TheCovertComic
    posted a quote
    October 31, 2020 3:06am UTC
    If kindness is never wasted, what's it doing crashed out on the floor?

  8. TheCovertComic TheCovertComic
    posted a quote
    October 31, 2020 3:05am UTC
    I self-identify as having no identity.

  9. TheCovertComic TheCovertComic
    posted a quote
    October 31, 2020 3:04am UTC
    My book is being made into a film. The pages are being recycled into cellulose acetate fiber for use in the manufacture of transparent coating material.

  10. TheCovertComic TheCovertComic
    posted a quote
    October 24, 2020 3:33am UTC
    Assuming it officially begins at midnight, the Day of Reckoning will be mostly over by lunch.

  11. TheCovertComic TheCovertComic
    posted a quote
    October 24, 2020 3:29am UTC
    Policy is the best dishonesty.

  12. TheCovertComic TheCovertComic
    posted a quote
    October 24, 2020 3:28am UTC
    We all get a little crazy now and then.
    The rest of the time we get big crazies.

  13. TheCovertComic TheCovertComic
    posted a quote
    October 17, 2020 4:04pm UTC
    We're all hardened structures, but some of us have a greater blast pressure per square centimeter resistance ratio.

  14. TheCovertComic TheCovertComic
    posted a quote
    October 17, 2020 4:03pm UTC
    If we were as dedicated to our religion as we are to supporting our favorite sports team, we could have twice as many tailgate parties!

  15. TheCovertComic TheCovertComic
    posted a quote
    October 17, 2020 4:01pm UTC
    The philosopher Ludwig Wittgenstein said 'Everything that can be said can be said clearly.' But I think we know what he meant.

  16. TheCovertComic TheCovertComic
    posted a quote
    October 10, 2020 2:10am UTC
    This campaign hears the voices of the outraged and the marginalized.
    (Then again, this campaign hears voices generally.)

  17. TheCovertComic TheCovertComic
    posted a quote
    October 10, 2020 2:09am UTC
    Shoutout to folks who don't hyphenate!

  18. TheCovertComic TheCovertComic
    posted a quote
    October 10, 2020 2:08am UTC
    Thou shalt have no other gods before me (or on either side of me, if those gods look cuter or slimmer than me).

  19. TheCovertComic TheCovertComic
    posted a quote
    October 10, 2020 2:06am UTC
    If less is more, what is selflessness, homelessness and toplessness?

  20. TheCovertComic TheCovertComic
    posted a quote
    October 4, 2020 4:24pm UTC
    Do not the hokey pokey, if thou hopest for the hanky panky.

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