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TheCovertComic

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Member Since: 9 Oct 2014 03:45am

Last Seen: 27 Feb 2021 04:29am

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  1. TheCovertComic TheCovertComic
    posted a quote
    February 27, 2021 4:33am UTC
    You say 'threat perception' like there's some other kind.

  2. TheCovertComic TheCovertComic
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    February 27, 2021 4:32am UTC
    There is now no phrase that hasn't been trademarked as a band name. (And yes, I checked, and that phrase has also been trademarked as a band name. This one too. And this one.)

  3. TheCovertComic TheCovertComic
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    February 27, 2021 4:31am UTC
    Alert fatigue? Don't bother, I'm already awake.

  4. TheCovertComic TheCovertComic
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    February 27, 2021 4:31am UTC
    Nature provides an exception for every rule - as long as you 'make a donation' to one of nature's 'charities.'

  5. TheCovertComic TheCovertComic
    posted a quote
    February 20, 2021 6:00am UTC
    When upon the Ark
    It came time to embark
    If only his family and Noah
    Had been a little sloah

  6. TheCovertComic TheCovertComic
    posted a quote
    February 13, 2021 5:22am UTC
    To me, 'problem' is just another word for opportunity. Plus, 'problem' is easier to say.

  7. TheCovertComic TheCovertComic
    posted a quote
    February 13, 2021 5:18am UTC
    Cultural Perspectives in Language: Entries in an Actual Dictionary
    1. Bloke n. (Informal - British) A man. ('He's a nice bloke.')
    2. Dude n. (Informal - North American) A man. ('If a dude hits me, I'm hitting him back.')

  8. TheCovertComic TheCovertComic
    posted a quote
    February 6, 2021 2:55pm UTC
    Lead you not into temptation? Got it. And what else would you like me not to do? – God

  9. TheCovertComic TheCovertComic
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    February 6, 2021 2:53pm UTC
    To qualify for a top secret security clearance requires hard work and sacrifice. But the way I figure it, those sheep and goats weren't going to live much longer anyway.

  10. TheCovertComic TheCovertComic
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    January 30, 2021 3:20pm UTC
    When you go to the office, you shouldn't have to leave your morals at the door. Your employer should provide a secure storage space in your cubicle.

  11. TheCovertComic TheCovertComic
    posted a quote
    January 30, 2021 3:19pm UTC
    Oriana Fallaci sounds like the name of an act that's illegal in several southern US states.

  12. TheCovertComic TheCovertComic
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    January 30, 2021 3:18pm UTC
    By and large, it's better to be far and small.

  13. TheCovertComic TheCovertComic
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    January 23, 2021 1:26pm UTC
    Fate loves the fearless – especially with pesto.

  14. TheCovertComic TheCovertComic
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    January 23, 2021 1:25pm UTC
    After years of study and practice, I'm now a scratch non-golfer.

  15. TheCovertComic TheCovertComic
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    January 23, 2021 1:24pm UTC
    Technically, it can't be dementia if you never had a mind to begin with.

  16. TheCovertComic TheCovertComic
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    January 16, 2021 6:59pm UTC
    Note to self: Next time, gird my loins before coming to the office.

  17. TheCovertComic TheCovertComic
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    January 16, 2021 6:58pm UTC
    Happy wife, happy life. Unhappy mother-in-law, happy wife.

  18. TheCovertComic TheCovertComic
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    January 16, 2021 6:57pm UTC
    Life's a pitch, then you spy.

  19. TheCovertComic TheCovertComic
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    January 9, 2021 7:20am UTC
    If man is a rational animal, how much more animalistic, yet rationalistic, is Manimal.

  20. TheCovertComic TheCovertComic
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    January 9, 2021 7:20am UTC
    Avoid panic buying. Depending on interest rates, it's often more cost effective to lease panic instead.

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