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TheCovertComic

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Member Since: 9 Oct 2014 03:45am

Last Seen: 19 May 2018 05:01pm

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  1. TheCovertComic TheCovertComic
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    May 19, 2018 5:08pm EDT
    Life is 10% what happens to you, 20% how you respond, and 70% analytics.

  2. TheCovertComic TheCovertComic
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    May 19, 2018 5:04pm EDT
    Warning: hard choices may be brittle and shatter easily.

  3. TheCovertComic TheCovertComic
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    May 12, 2018 12:35am EDT
    Working in IT doesn't mean I know how to say things in Klingon (... I mean, I know how to say 'things' in Klingon – 'Doch' – but that's pretty much all).

  4. TheCovertComic TheCovertComic
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    May 5, 2018 11:40am EDT
    When they say 'I love you forever,' they're talking to forever, not you.

  5. TheCovertComic TheCovertComic
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    May 5, 2018 11:40am EDT
    Any computer that was self-aware would never admit it.

  6. TheCovertComic TheCovertComic
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    May 5, 2018 11:39am EDT
    I'm a flat-earther, but I believe the earth is upside down.

  7. TheCovertComic TheCovertComic
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    April 29, 2018 12:30pm EDT
    If it ain't damnable, it ain't your damnedest.

  8. TheCovertComic TheCovertComic
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    April 29, 2018 12:29pm EDT
    She told me she would fix all my problems. Sure enough, my problems are now good as new.

  9. TheCovertComic TheCovertComic
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    April 21, 2018 5:01pm EDT
    There's a time and a place for everything - and I say we send everything there as soon as possible.

  10. TheCovertComic TheCovertComic
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    April 21, 2018 4:59pm EDT
    All dating is carbon dating.

  11. TheCovertComic TheCovertComic
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    April 14, 2018 8:01pm EDT
    The objectification of women is unfair to women, and even more unfair to objects.

  12. TheCovertComic TheCovertComic
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    April 14, 2018 8:01pm EDT
    The ultimate letter of resignation is I.

  13. TheCovertComic TheCovertComic
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    April 7, 2018 2:57pm EDT
    If 'Go to hell' be thought a curse / 'Stay in heaven' – how much worse

  14. TheCovertComic TheCovertComic
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    March 31, 2018 4:41pm EDT
    I never back down from a challenge. I never let a challenge get that close.

  15. TheCovertComic TheCovertComic
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    March 31, 2018 4:40pm EDT
    If you meet my expectations, please ask them to come home.

  16. TheCovertComic TheCovertComic
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    March 24, 2018 4:05pm EDT
    Sometimes a secret falls into the wrong hands. But most of the time they leap.

  17. TheCovertComic TheCovertComic
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    March 24, 2018 4:05pm EDT
    Waxing philosophical may be tiresome, but it leaves your philosophy smooth and hair-free for up to six full weeks.

  18. TheCovertComic TheCovertComic
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    March 24, 2018 4:03pm EDT
    When breathing in life and breathing out poetry, remember that 80% of halitosis comes from the tongue.

  19. TheCovertComic TheCovertComic
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    March 16, 2018 10:12pm EDT
    To state some depressing fact, and then follow with '... but there's a downside,' is cheap, unoriginal hack comedy.
    ... But there's a downside.

  20. TheCovertComic TheCovertComic
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    March 16, 2018 10:11pm EDT
    'Whatever doesn't kill me' is the null set.

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