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May 13, 2023 1:09am UTC

Being labeled is degrading and humiliating – especially when the label says ‘This Side Up.’

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TheCovertComic
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May 5, 2023 11:28pm UTC

‘Safeword’ is a contradiction in terms.

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TheCovertComic
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April 28, 2023 10:33pm UTC

In space, no one can tell you dropped the mic.

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TheCovertComic
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April 21, 2023 11:08pm UTC

Now that I know the truth, the truth has made me free.
(Though to be honest, before knowing the truth it wasn't like I was all that expensive.)

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TheCovertComic
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April 7, 2023 10:17pm UTC

Fortune favors the brave – they taste crunchier.

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April 1, 2023 1:00am UTC

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TheCovertComic
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March 24, 2023 11:15pm UTC

Learn to recognize those who are thin-skinned. And even more importantly, those who are thick-exoskeletoned.

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TheCovertComic
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March 18, 2023 1:18am UTC

If I had a name like ... .- -- ..- . .-.. / -- --- .-. ... . I'd probably invent Morse code too.

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TheCovertComic
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March 11, 2023 2:01am UTC

I’m not divorced from reality, but we are seeing other people.

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TheCovertComic
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March 4, 2023 12:42am UTC

“According to studies, 55% of communication is nonverbal,” she kneed.

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TheCovertComic
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March 4, 2023 12:41am UTC

Beware of wolves in sheep’s clothing – but acknowledge their shearing, spinning and sewing skills.

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TheCovertComic
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February 24, 2023 9:27pm UTC

That it's whispered, is what's whispered.

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TheCovertComic
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February 18, 2023 3:25am UTC

In our salad days, a lot of us just eat the croutons.

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TheCovertComic
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February 11, 2023 2:31am UTC

When I partook of the smörgåsbord of life, I got gås.

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TheCovertComic
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February 4, 2023 2:24am UTC

I’m not saying I don’t believe in ghost photography – I just question how a ghost would lug all that equipment around.

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TheCovertComic
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February 4, 2023 2:23am UTC

It turns out that the writer Franz Kafka was handsome, athletic, popular with women and frequently promoted at work.
Talk about Kafkaesque.

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TheCovertComic
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February 4, 2023 2:21am UTC

I don't have the slightest idea – but my ideas are pretty close.

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TheCovertComic
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January 28, 2023 3:40am UTC

If you refrain from clicking on a 'test your IQ' ad, your IQ goes up by 15 points.

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TheCovertComic
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January 21, 2023 2:33am UTC

When you asked me if I would rather make love with you or eat pizza, and I asked if it was extra pepperoni, I meant the lovemaking.

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TheCovertComic
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January 13, 2023 11:42pm UTC

How can I love others if I don’t love myself – and why hasn’t wikiHow published an article on this yet???

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