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  1. TheCovertComic TheCovertComic
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    January 10, 2020 8:06pm EST
    The thought of machines becoming self-aware is frightening – because it means I might have to become self-aware too.

  2. TheCovertComic TheCovertComic
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    January 3, 2020 2:36pm EST
    In a leap year, 96 additional people get their 15 minutes of fame.

  3. TheCovertComic TheCovertComic
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    January 3, 2020 2:35pm EST
    A word of warning if you go to see an opera: it's NOT necessarily over when the fat lady sings.

  4. TheCovertComic TheCovertComic
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    December 27, 2019 5:18pm EST
    Before surrendering to it, be advised that temptation is not a signatory to the Geneva Convention.

  5. TheCovertComic TheCovertComic
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    December 27, 2019 5:18pm EST
    Familiarity breeds contempt? Gee, I never heard that idea before.

  6. TheCovertComic TheCovertComic
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    December 20, 2019 3:33pm EST
    Just the fact that you would tell me you can rock my world rocks my world.

  7. TheCovertComic TheCovertComic
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    December 20, 2019 3:30pm EST
    I would never violate a trust. Any relations I had with that trust were strictly consensual.

  8. TheCovertComic TheCovertComic
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    December 20, 2019 3:30pm EST
    That it’s lonely at the top begs the question of what the mountain is made of.

  9. TheCovertComic TheCovertComic
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    December 13, 2019 6:59pm EST
    I can't rise unless I'm already shining.

  10. TheCovertComic TheCovertComic
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    December 13, 2019 6:59pm EST
    Is it OK if I bite the hand that doesn't feed me?

  11. TheCovertComic TheCovertComic
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    December 13, 2019 6:57pm EST
    Your life is over? Oh thank God. For a moment I thought you said your life is sober.

  12. TheCovertComic TheCovertComic
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    December 7, 2019 8:20am EST
    On the other hand, getting found in the shuffle isn't necessarily all that hot either.

  13. TheCovertComic TheCovertComic
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    December 7, 2019 8:19am EST
    In hindsight, the absence of oversight was an oversight that revealed a lack of foresight as well as a need for greater insight into the dangers of shortsightedness.

  14. TheCovertComic TheCovertComic
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    December 7, 2019 8:19am EST
    Don't tell me the way, I can find it myself. (But please tell me the way to the way.)

  15. TheCovertComic TheCovertComic
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    December 7, 2019 8:18am EST
    As the French would say, 'Les Français ne diraient jamais 'Comme diraient les Français.''

  16. TheCovertComic TheCovertComic
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    November 27, 2019 9:10pm EST
    In the face of adversity, be a big fat zit.

  17. TheCovertComic TheCovertComic
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    November 27, 2019 9:09pm EST
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  18. TheCovertComic TheCovertComic
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    November 27, 2019 8:46pm EST
    There's no use crying over spilled milk. But as for spilt milk, that's a different matter entirely.

  19. TheCovertComic TheCovertComic
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    November 22, 2019 5:45pm EST
    You can't control what happens to you, but you can control your rate of return fire.

  20. TheCovertComic TheCovertComic
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    November 22, 2019 5:44pm EST
    'Twas Thomas Edison did declare
    That waste is worse than loss
    Yet never thought it fit to pare
    His first name to Tomás

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