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TheCovertComic

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Member Since: 9 Oct 2014 03:45am

Last Seen: 21 Feb 2020 10:19pm

user id: 387133

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  1. TheCovertComic TheCovertComic
    posted a quote
    February 21, 2020 10:26pm EST
    Personality is the pimple of the intellect.

  2. TheCovertComic TheCovertComic
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    February 21, 2020 10:25pm EST
    We can't change the cards we're dealt – but we can pretend to suddenly have a seizure and collapse on top of the card table, scattering everyone's cards everywhere (though usually not more than once per card game).

  3. TheCovertComic TheCovertComic
    posted a quote
    February 14, 2020 8:10pm EST
    The plan is the contingency, and the contingency is the plan.

  4. TheCovertComic TheCovertComic
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    February 14, 2020 8:09pm EST
    Gazing up at the stars at night, I realize how small and insignificant my problems aren't. – Galactic Emperor Palpatine

  5. TheCovertComic TheCovertComic
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    February 14, 2020 8:08pm EST
    They say a good conscience is a perpetual feast. What they don't tell you: it's all Brussels sprouts.

  6. TheCovertComic TheCovertComic
    posted a quote
    February 7, 2020 3:25pm EST
    Never judge a person by the color of their skins.

  7. TheCovertComic TheCovertComic
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    February 7, 2020 3:24pm EST
    How am I? According to cosmic inflation theory, as a result of the exponential expansion of space that occurred 10-36 seconds following the Big Bang.

  8. TheCovertComic TheCovertComic
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    February 7, 2020 3:23pm EST
    Irony has been replaced by titaniumy.

  9. TheCovertComic TheCovertComic
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    February 7, 2020 3:22pm EST
    'Threat management' is a redundancy.

  10. TheCovertComic TheCovertComic
    posted a quote
    January 31, 2020 6:25pm EST
    If high heels are so wonderful, why do only 37% of men wear them?

  11. TheCovertComic TheCovertComic
    posted a quote
    January 31, 2020 6:25pm EST
    It's said that horror is the removal of masks. But wearing a mask – with that plastic smell and the rubber band slipping all the time – isn't much fun either.

  12. TheCovertComic TheCovertComic
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    January 31, 2020 6:24pm EST
    Warning: consequences of consequence management may not be manageable.

  13. TheCovertComic TheCovertComic
    posted a quote
    January 24, 2020 3:20pm EST
    The only thing we have to fear is fear itself. So as long as you're not afraid of feeling absolutely terrified, you should be just fine.

  14. TheCovertComic TheCovertComic
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    January 24, 2020 3:20pm EST
    In the Southern Hemisphere, zippers close downward.

  15. TheCovertComic TheCovertComic
    posted a quote
    January 24, 2020 3:19pm EST
    To ride a tiger is easy if you're a flea.

  16. TheCovertComic TheCovertComic
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    January 24, 2020 3:18pm EST
    Data n. Acronym for digital asymmetric threat agent.

  17. TheCovertComic TheCovertComic
    posted a quote
    January 17, 2020 7:19pm EST
    You can't make this stuff up. Making this stuff up is a violation of Title 18, Section 1001 of US federal law.

  18. TheCovertComic TheCovertComic
    posted a quote
    January 17, 2020 7:19pm EST
    I strongly support creation of the United States Space Force, and I am prepared to nominate several officials for immediate deployment.

  19. TheCovertComic TheCovertComic
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    January 17, 2020 7:18pm EST
    A mnemonic verse to help one remember not to commit genocide:
    Only a creep'll
    Annihilate a people

  20. TheCovertComic TheCovertComic
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    January 10, 2020 8:07pm EST
    The bean counts the bean counters.

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