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mollifers123

Status: Aye <(^o^)>

Member Since: 21 Jan 2012 04:13pm

Last Seen: 24 Jun 2014 06:21pm

Location: your back pocket......b*tch

Gender: F

user id: 266248

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My name is Molly, I'm 15 years old. I like Chelsea Grin, Crown the Empire, Panic! at the Disco, Issues, Alesana, Bring Me the Horizon, Dance Gavin Dance, and other bands galore. Follow me and I'll be sure to follow you back(: Now here's pictures of me and a turtle and yea.
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  1. mollifers123 mollifers123
    posted a quote
    February 9, 2014 9:19pm UTC
    Everyone is so in love with the idea of being different. Like they always say "You laugh because I'm different, i laugh because you are all the same" and Everyone tries their hardest to prove they're "unique". They self proclaim to be this amazing original person, But if someone is ACTUALLY different and unique, they're weird, losers, whatever. That's what I find so funny, because their are sooo many people that do that.

  2. mollifers123 mollifers123
    posted a quote
    February 7, 2014 11:09am UTC
    I'm going to start living my life how I want to
    Say the things that I've been holding in
    And do whatever I want, no matter how crazy.

  3. mollifers123 mollifers123
    posted a quote
    February 4, 2014 6:09pm UTC
    I like to think I’m a badáss but then I remember that I have to ask my mom to kill spiders for me.

  4. mollifers123 mollifers123
    posted a quote
    December 26, 2013 2:49pm UTC
    I wonder how people reacted to the first burp. Like if you think about it, it sounds like a demon possessed you for a split second to make a weird noise and then you're back to your regular self. What if everyone thought that they were possessed by a demon.

  5. mollifers123 mollifers123
    posted a quote
    December 21, 2013 2:07pm UTC
    Everyone at my school is going ape shÎt over what happened about Duck Dynasty. Quit spazzing over a homophobic redneck and get on with your lives !

  6. mollifers123 mollifers123
    posted a quote
    December 19, 2013 8:25pm UTC
    I just cried like a baby watching the How the Grinch Stole Christmas because it's just so beautiful , soo many emotions because Christmas is gorgeous. Like forreal, where the fùck are you Christmas. Why can't I bítching find you. Why have you gone away .

  7. mollifers123 mollifers123
    posted a quote
    November 21, 2013 8:32pm UTC
    Dear Girls,
    Santa saw your Facebook photos,
    and now all you're getting is clothes for Christmas.

  8. mollifers123 mollifers123
    posted a quote
    October 29, 2013 7:33pm UTC
    Maybe more men would stand up and be gentlemen if you would sit down and act like a lady..

  9. mollifers123 mollifers123
    posted a quote
    September 21, 2013 11:21am UTC
    I'm Doug Dimmadome owner of the Dimmsdale Dimmadome.

  10. mollifers123 mollifers123
    posted a quote
    September 15, 2013 7:40pm UTC
    Preppy girls that sit at my lunch table : Ugh ! I shouldn't even be eating this . *pushes their plate away and looks at people for compliments*
    Me: Quit being an attention whöre and give me your damñ food. Gaaaaaah. *Takes food from their plate*

  11. mollifers123 mollifers123
    posted a quote
    September 11, 2013 4:06pm UTC
    September 11th is one of our worst days, but it brought out the best in us. It unified us as a country and showed our charitable instincts and reminded us of what we stood for and what we stand for.
    fidfmdkskskdjfjdkxmv

  12. mollifers123 mollifers123
    posted a quote
    August 27, 2013 8:50pm UTC
    You can post a photo of you in your bikini that's waaaayy to small and everything's dandy.
    But if anyone posts a photo in their underwear, any kind, even if it covers more than a bathing suit, it's slutty and trashy and unacceptable.

  13. mollifers123 mollifers123
    posted a quote
    August 15, 2013 4:18pm UTC
    This is true.
    Until last year, I didn't know what Copy and Paste was
    So if I wanted to copy something
    I would look at it and type it word for word.
    .____________.

  14. mollifers123 mollifers123
    posted a quote
    August 11, 2013 3:52pm UTC
    Boobytrap backwards is partyboob. Carry on.

  15. mollifers123 mollifers123
    posted a quote
    August 6, 2013 7:50pm UTC
    SÏut : *posts a photo with her bõobs and but hanging out on Facebook*
    SÍut : * Gets lots of comments from guys on the photo*
    SÎut : Why these níggas be so thirsty?!
    Me : Hm. I don't know. Maybe it's because YOU HAVE YOUR BOÓBS HANGING OUT DEFYING EVERY LAW OF GRAVITY.

  16. mollifers123 mollifers123
    posted a quote
    August 5, 2013 4:27pm UTC
    Soup always burns hipsters' mouths cause they eat it before its cool.

  17. mollifers123 mollifers123
    posted a quote
    August 4, 2013 11:42pm UTC
    Me Everyday :
    Today is not my day.

  18. mollifers123 mollifers123
    posted a quote
    August 4, 2013 6:08pm UTC
    "Did you get a haircut?"
    "No, I dyed the tips of my hair invisible."

  19. mollifers123 mollifers123
    posted a quote
    August 4, 2013 6:05pm UTC
    I love sleep because it's like a time machine to
    Breakfast.

  20. mollifers123 mollifers123
    posted a quote
    August 4, 2013 2:27am UTC
    * At the store *
    Me : *sees hot guy that works there*
    Me : Mom, go to cash register 4 to check out
    *Goes to the hot guy to check out*
    Me : *Tries to act smooth and cute while putting the food on the counter*
    Me : *Drops the peaches and it splatters *
    Hot guy : Uh oh, it's okay i'll pick it up in a minute
    Me : Urm, thanks
    Me : *Slips on the busted peach and almost fall.*
    Mom : *Laughs at me the whole ride home*
    I'm smooth as a razor you guys, smooooth as a razor.

:)

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