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Steve*

Status: oooO

Member Since: 30 Nov 2012 10:06pm

Last Seen: 15 May 2017 09:09pm

Birthday: September 30

Location: In Australia..and you know what? i am NO WHERE NEAR a kangaroo or a koala ._.

Gender: F

user id: 340495

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  1. Steve* Steve*
    posted a quote
    February 8, 2014 10:54pm EST
    life, unfortunately, isn't an anime.
    and even if it was, none of us would be the main character.

  2. Steve* Steve*
    posted a quote
    February 1, 2014 7:38am EST
    Omg guys,idk why but..i always imagine steve to be someone like john green,is it just me? o - o
    idk they seem alike in some way. Or maybe its because we all worship them both

  3. Steve* Steve*
    posted a quote
    January 22, 2014 7:29pm EST
    i see you driving round town with the girl i love and im
    like “what are you doing with my mom”

  4. Steve* Steve*
    posted a quote
    January 13, 2014 7:19pm EST
    Me: WHEN I WAS
    dad: what
    Me: A YOUNG BOY
    dad: oh god
    Me: MY FATHER
    dad: not again
    Me: TOOK ME TO THE CITY
    dad: no i didnt
    Me: TO SEE A MARCHING BAND
    dad: youre not even a boy

  5. Steve* Steve*
    posted a quote
    January 11, 2014 7:49pm EST
    me: when i erase a word with a pencil where does it go
    guy in my class: you ok?

  6. Steve* Steve*
    posted a quote
    December 15, 2013 10:37pm EST
    Cute things to call your girlfriend:
    1. sugar
    2. honey
    3. flour
    4. egg
    5. salt

  7. Steve* Steve*
    posted a quote
    December 14, 2013 2:04am EST
    Teacher when boy comes in late: You’re late. Where were you?
    Boy: On top of Blueberry Hill
    Teacher after another boy comes in late: Where were you?
    Boy: On top of Blueberry Hill.
    Teacher after a girl comes in late: Lemme guess. You were on Blueberry Hill aswell.
    Girl: No, I am Blueberry Hill.

  8. Steve* Steve*
    posted a quote
    November 11, 2013 4:50pm EST
    u have lips ….. i have lips …… interesting

  9. Steve* Steve*
    posted a quote
    November 10, 2013 5:38am EST
    *puts a piece of lettuce on a pizza*
    i'm eating healthy

  10. Steve* Steve*
    posted a quote
    November 10, 2013 5:36am EST
    i like it when the sky looks like the world is going to end

  11. Steve* Steve*
    posted a quote
    November 6, 2013 4:03pm EST
    plain white t-shirt in girls section: Extra Slimming, Soft Cotton, Great for Layering Under $300 Jacket, Lose 10 Pounds When You Put It On, Slims Shoulders, Slims Waist, Slims Neck, Slims Hips, $24.99
    plain white t-shirt in boys section: Buy 10 for $0.99
    plain white t’s: hey there delilah whats it like in new york city

  12. Steve* Steve*
    posted a quote
    November 6, 2013 4:00pm EST
    On the internet: Ugh I hate people so much
    Applying for a job: I love working with people and I’m very sociable

  13. Steve* Steve*
    posted a quote
    November 3, 2013 2:03am EST
    when I was in middle school I cut my hair really short and
    these guys were making fun of me and I was like shut the
    f.ck up and one guy said “well at least I don’t look like a boy”
    Wat o-o

  14. Steve* Steve*
    posted a quote
    November 3, 2013 2:00am EST
    the price of a popcorn and soda at target: $1.99
    the price of a popcorn and soda at the movies: an entire month’s rent and your first born child

  15. Steve* Steve*
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    November 1, 2013 5:11am EDT
    Omg omg OMg,The witty bar is orange o-o oh oh and i see ghost *-*
    Omgomgomg and cats and bats..and omg *o*
    I just wanted to say happy halloween ^-^
    and if you're going trick or treating then just please send me some candy bc im lazy and idk,why did i even post this.

  16. Steve* Steve*
    posted a quote
    November 1, 2013 5:08am EDT
    some kids just turned up at my house and i still havent bought
    any candy so i just gave them random stuff from the pantry and
    this little girl got an egg and she was so greatful and i didnt
    know why until i saw heR THROW IT AT THE NEIGHBOURS
    DOG AND CACKLE MENIACLY AS SHE RAN OFF INTO THE NIGHT
    OHMYGOD GUYS I THINK I JUST WITNESSED THE ANTICHRIST

  17. Steve* Steve*
    posted a quote
    October 29, 2013 4:42pm EDT
    now that the ipad air is out i am fully
    expecting the ipad water, earth, and fire to be next

  18. Steve* Steve*
    posted a quote
    October 27, 2013 3:58pm EDT
    it’s kinda f.cked up that funerals cost so much like
    not only is your loved one dead but now you’re in debt

  19. Steve* Steve*
    posted a quote
    October 26, 2013 6:05pm EDT
    my favorite mythical creatures are the happy girls in tampon commercials.

  20. Steve* Steve*
    posted a quote
    October 22, 2013 9:53pm EDT
    liar liar pants on fire
    "sir this man’s pants are burning we must help hi-"
    shh no he’s a liar ahaha laugh at him

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