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  1. Steve is testing* Steve is testing*
    posted a quote
    April 15, 2020 5:04pm UTC
    I went to a tourist information booth and said "Tell me about some people who were here last year."

  2. Steve is testing* Steve is testing*
    posted a quote
    April 15, 2020 5:00pm UTC
    The frustrated cannibal threw up his arms

  3. Steve is testing* Steve is testing*
    posted a quote
    March 31, 2020 5:23am UTC
    Have you heard about the new corduroy pillows?
    They're making headlines!

  4. Steve is testing* Steve is testing*
    posted a quote
    March 31, 2020 5:13am UTC
    A scientist cloned himself, but the clone turned out to be incredibly rude. Eventually, the scientist got sick of his clone and pushed him over a cliff. The next day he was arrested for making an obscene clone fall.

  5. Steve is testing* Steve is testing*
    posted a quote
    March 31, 2020 5:11am UTC
    What do you call a running chicken?
    Poultry in motion.

  6. Steve is testing* Steve is testing*
    posted a quote
    March 31, 2020 2:11am UTC
    The oddest years of my high school career were 9th and 11th.

  7. Steve is testing* Steve is testing*
    posted a quote
    March 31, 2020 2:05am UTC
    A zen student asked the hot dog vendor to make him one with everything.

  8. Steve is testing* Steve is testing*
    posted a quote
    March 31, 2020 1:58am UTC
    Space heaters are the perfect housewarming gifts.

  9. Steve is testing* Steve is testing*
    posted a quote
    March 31, 2020 1:55am UTC
    I tried to kidnap a blacksmith, but when I turned my back, he made a bolt for the door.

  10. Steve is testing* Steve is testing*
    posted a quote
    March 31, 2020 1:44am UTC
    A nine year old girl has disappeared after using moisturizer that makes you look ten years younger.

  11. Dishonored* Dishonored*
    posted a quote
    August 7, 2019 12:34pm UTC
    knock knock!
    who's there?
    dishes
    dishes who?
    dishes sean connery

  12. AgainstNoOne AgainstNoOne
    posted a quote
    January 1, 2017 8:29pm UTC
    I remember 2016 like it was yesterday...

  13. Anujsomany Anujsomany
    posted a quote
    September 6, 2016 12:17am UTC
    “When a sensible quote is adored a lot by many or most people on a person’s INDIVIDUAL social media account, then wondering why it feels usually as if he has either cracked a joke under the guise of a thought or others are just trying to poke fun on him through a deluge of LIKE & COMMENT vote and often both; especially more when the same post has also his own photo on it.”
    ~Anuj Somany

  14. Dishonored* Dishonored*
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    July 12, 2016 12:28pm UTC
    my aunt broke my car door. which resulted in me breaking my phone. which means I have to spend every dime I earned to fix both of those things. all because I was a good person and lent someone my car.

  15. LiamandSimmy LiamandSimmy
    posted a quote
    July 7, 2016 8:21am UTC
    That moment inbetween netflix episodes when you see your reflection on the black screen and wonder what the heck you are doing with your life

  16. MissyLizzie MissyLizzie
    posted a quote
    June 21, 2016 7:38am UTC
    do you think my parents will still tell me "oh, you're just not mature enough yet" in twenty years time when i'm 30, still haven't had nor want a relationship, and i tell them for the millionth time that i'm an aromantic asexual?

  17. AgainstNoOne AgainstNoOne
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    April 19, 2016 9:09pm UTC
    Heaven's door doesn't seem so far away.
    *opens fridge door*

  18. Madi_Milkshakes* Madi_Milkshakes*
    posted a quote
    February 29, 2016 4:06am UTC
    Wanna hear a joke?
    What do you call Spider-Man if he works in a tech office?
    A Web Designer!

  19. Loner_in_Lalaland Loner_in_Lalaland
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    February 19, 2016 1:26am UTC
    Q: WHAT DID THE BLANKET SAY WHEN IT FELL OFF THE BED? A: "oh sheet!"

  20. LiamandSimmy LiamandSimmy
    posted a quote
    February 15, 2016 8:27am UTC
    Everyone talks about finding the one that makes their heart skip a beat. Personally, I'm not looking to develop a heart problem.

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