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  1. Whysitgottabeme Whysitgottabeme
    posted a quote
    February 27, 2018 6:40pm EST
    ~Awkward moment:~When he thinks you're tryna play 21 questions but all you know is to ask questions to keep conversation and then he points it out... ~Him: yo is you tryna play a game or sum?? ~Me: of basketball? (he was playing basketball earlier) ~Him: no i just came in i mean t or d or 21 questions. ~Me: oh i was aboutta say "nah i suck" lmao and honestly, just tryna keep conversation, but yknow, i cant people to people so its kinda hard peopleling. ~Him: what. ~Me: i suck at texting ok. ~Him: lmao.

  2. PrimarilyParamore* PrimarilyParamore*
    posted a quote
    August 30, 2015 5:34pm EDT
    Format by jannette aka _Jannette.
    Why couldn't
    you Prove
    them WRONG?

  3. Crazy girl* Crazy girl*
    posted a quote
    June 10, 2015 10:45am EDT
    That awkward moment when Caitlyn Jenner makes a prettier girl than you.

  4. Vanessa15* Vanessa15*
    posted a quote
    June 7, 2015 11:41pm EDT
    That awkward momment when you shout out the wrong part of the song with confidence

  5. wall-e* wall-e*
    posted a quote
    May 12, 2015 6:22pm EDT
    that awkward moment when you blurt something out in class...

  6. Ashleyray12334 Ashleyray12334
    posted a quote
    May 8, 2015 6:38pm EDT
    If anyone in my family ever gave me an actual compliment on the poetry I write, it would be a miracle
    I just need to be around people who love coffee and poetry, and words and self expression and creating art.
    Because no one in my family is like that at all

  7. Ashleyray12334 Ashleyray12334
    posted a quote
    May 8, 2015 3:47pm EDT
    It is awkward when you are out getting coffee with a friend
    And your friend does not actually drink or like coffee
    Like how can you not like coffee?
    Its amazing
    Especially frozen coffee

  8. Ashleyray12334 Ashleyray12334
    posted a quote
    April 9, 2015 9:47am EDT
    I do not really have close friends, and never have...so when someone tries to be friends with me, I just find it awkward...I literally do not expect people to find me interesting or want to talk to me

  9. Fat Amy* Fat Amy*
    posted a quote
    March 5, 2015 8:51pm EST
    I feel so awkward when someone comments on something I have posted. I never know what to reply and if they might take it the wrong way. I am just an awkward person in general so I apologize if I make anyone feel awkward.. I feel like I was born with a curse of awkwardness. Now I feel like I am rambling... I kinda don't want to post this but I feel like whoever is reading this just needs to know. ugh!! I am so unsure what I need to say now. Im awkward and goodbye. Thank you for reading it if you did.

  10. PrimarilyParamore* PrimarilyParamore*
    posted a quote
    January 27, 2015 5:51pm EST
    If I 'd forgotten how to sing before I'd sung this, song
    I'D WRITE IT ALL ACROSS THE WALL
    IMAGE SOURCE: tumblr.com, original photographer unknown

  11. Cody Senpai :3* Cody Senpai :3*
    posted a quote
    November 28, 2014 12:43pm EST
    f o r m a t | s k a t e r r u l e s 2 3
    That moment...
    When you realize that almost every boy band has done a music video on a beach..

  12. Immortality* Immortality*
    posted a quote
    November 13, 2014 12:39pm EST
    that awkward moment when:
    someone asks you if you need a ride
    & they don't even see your pet unicorn just sitting there waiting for you to hop on his back..

  13. Vinita* Vinita*
    posted a quote
    November 8, 2014 3:22pm EST
    Me: *sees friend walking with a boquet of flowers*
    Me: Awwww who gave those to you?
    Friend: I found these in a thrash can
    Me:Oh...
    Me:Same dif

  14. kmsxx* kmsxx*
    posted a quote
    November 8, 2014 3:26am EST
    “I am incredibly awkward and negative. I get attached easily, and I hold on for too long. I don’t like opening up to people. Most five year old children can express their feelings better than me. I hide behind my fake smiles. I’m probably one of the most difficult people you will ever meet. But I can be sweet. I’m a great listener. I’ll guard your secrets with my life. I will never judge you based on your mistakes, and I’ll love you as much as I can. I can be, if you let me, one of the best things in your life.”

  15. justalilpoptart justalilpoptart
    posted a quote
    November 1, 2014 9:03pm EDT
    I'll sit and wonder of every love that could have been If I'd only thought of something charming to say

  16. hiimawkward247* hiimawkward247*
    posted a quote
    October 16, 2014 8:23pm EDT
    Progress Report on Parking Lot Boy Because i know you're all just dying to know and care so much
    On the feild trip yesterday he talked to me three times. Sat in front of me on the bus and turned and stared at me. Then at Taco Bell he asked me how the play was and told me our dads are best friends. (SIDEBAR: HOW WOULD HE EVEN KNOW THAT. LIKE WOULDN'T HE HAVE TO TALK TO HIS DAD TO FIND THAT OUT?! HELP ME ANSWER THAT)
    Today I was walking out from school and I saw him standing there and he came up to me and was like hey so tomorrow and ME BEING THE IDIOT I AM REPLIED IS friday AND HE JUST SMILED AND WAS LIKE YEAH HAHAHAH and then proceeded so I was wondering if you wanted to go to the Grand Stands with me and a couple of friends. AND I HAD NEVER HEARD OF IT AND I THOUGHT IT WAS A FOOTBALL THING SO I WAS LIKE I've never heard of that what is it? AND THE KID REPLIES WITH It's a haunted place. SO ME NOT EVEN THNKING JUST AGREED BECAUSE THE LORD AND HIS PARENTS BLESSED HIM WITH THE SMILE EYES HAIR FACE BODY EVERYTHING
    I DO NOT DO WELL WITH HAUNTED THINGS. I ALWAYS SCREAM. I DON'T KNOW HOW THIS IS GOING TO WORK AND I JUST PRAY I WON'T PEE MY PANTS.
    Also I was explaining to my friends how excited i was and I was jumping for joy bc seriously this kid is amazing and THE ENTIRE TIME HIS FRIENDS WERE WATCHING ME AND COULD HEAR ME AND WERE MAKING FUN OF ME SO I PRAY TTO GOD THEY DON'T TELL HIM. THIS IS SO AWKWARD. WHY. WHY DO I HAVE TO BE WEIRD.

  17. hiimawkward247* hiimawkward247*
    posted a quote
    October 14, 2014 7:02pm EDT
    You guys wanna hear a cute story that happened to me? Probably not but I'm gonna tell it anyway
    So I'm the new girl at a school so I don't know anyone and no one knows me.
    Tomorrow all the senior english classes are going on a field trip and my government teacher wanted a list of the people who were going to be gone on the white board so I wrote my name down.
    After school was out I get a notification some kid was following me and I had no idea who he was.
    Couple days go by I've seen him around a few times or whatever and figure out his sisters in one of my classes.
    So today I was walking home and I could see him and his sister and his friend ACROSS THE PARKING LOT. I didn't think they saw me and I just kept my eyes glued to my phone and a few seconds later I HEARD MY NAME BEING CALLED SO I TURNED AROUND AND THOUGHT I WAS INSANE SO I TURNED BACK AROUND AND HE RAN UP TO ME AND WAS LIKE Hey you're nicole right? and I was like yeah and you're.... AND I COULDNT REMEMBER HIS NAME so he was like Hayden I followed you on insta. We should do something sometime and get to know eachother.
    HE RAN ACROSS THE PARKING LOT JUST TO SAY HELLO.
    THAT WOULD BE A GOOD FIVE MINUTE WALK FROM WHERE I WAS
    AND THE ENTIRE TIME HE WAS BLUSHING WHILST TALKING TO ME SO IF THATS NOT THE CUTEST THING EVER THEN I DON'T KNOW WHAT IS

  18. Morgan* Morgan*
    posted a quote
    October 11, 2014 5:44pm EDT
    Evan: you're stupidme: Evan I know you're insane but you should really stop talking to yourself in public

  19. Kim_Possible Kim_Possible
    posted a quote
    October 9, 2014 1:29pm EDT
    Tamara: O M G, did you hear that?
    Jake: Hear what?
    Tamara: That's the sound of me not giving a flying f**k!

  20. *Yours Truly* *Yours Truly*
    posted a quote
    October 3, 2014 4:27pm EDT
    Me: I don't think I'm bad with social situations. In fact, I'm usually pretty good.
    Me: *In Public*
    Me:
    Me:
    Me:
    Me: Did you know that vanilla pudding on a warm day in January is the sum of pi.

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