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angelle*

Status: shrek may be love, but you are life.

Member Since: 22 Jun 2013 11:00pm

Last Seen: 12 Jan 2020 02:04pm

Location: in a dream

Gender: F

user id: 363958

25 Quotes
10,188 Favorites
61 Following
88 Followers
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this place has changed. 300 faves turned into 30, now 3.
things I like: art, writing, lady gaga, music, & the internet. 

  1. angelle* angelle*
    posted a quote
    February 21, 2015 2:27pm EST
    i am not your missing piece.
    i am nobody's piece.
    i am my own piece.
    and even if i was
    somebody's missing piece,
    i don't think i'd be yours!
    -shel silverstien, the missing piece

  2. angelle* angelle*
    posted a quote
    February 6, 2015 9:03pm EST
    "justin beiber is gay" alright cool thanks for using my sexuality as an insult.

  3. angelle* angelle*
    posted a quote
    July 16, 2014 12:35am EDT
    when people say they like the movie better

  4. angelle* angelle*
    posted a quote
    May 27, 2014 8:43pm EDT
    When the state of Ohio found two sixteen year old boys guilty of ra.ping a sixteen year old girl, both boys cried their eyes out moments after the verdict.
    Every major news outlet coddled them instead of the girl they ra.ped.
    CNN was grieving over the deaths of their futures in football.
    They said nothing of the cemetery growing inside the body of the girl.
    Nothing of the graveyard where she buried her trust in men.
    Ra.pe culture is the worst kind of teacher our kids are learning from.
    It teaches women that it is their responsibility not to get ra.ped.
    It teaches men that boys will be boys.
    It teaches us that a short skirt and a smile is asking for it.
    It teaches us that it's not wrong unless someone comes to the rescue.

  5. angelle* angelle*
    posted a quote
    April 29, 2014 9:43pm EDT
    "is this some kind of joke" - my parents when I was born.

  6. angelle* angelle*
    posted a quote
    April 24, 2014 5:21pm EDT
    suicide isn't selfish,
    making someone feel so bad about themselves that they would want to kiII themselves is selfish.

  7. angelle* angelle*
    posted a quote
    February 16, 2014 2:24am EST
    when i see really attractive people i just laugh because i know if we lived in the aztec culture they’d be sacrificed to the gods for their beauty.

  8. angelle* angelle*
    posted a quote
    January 20, 2014 7:43pm EST
    Curse of the Fandoms
    Doctor Who Fandom Curse: Knowing that at some point your Doctor will have to regenerate.
    Supernatural Fandom Curse: Knowing that your Series will end.... and soon.
    Avengers Fandom Curse: Knowing that Joss Whedon will likely kill a favorite character.
    Twilight Fandom Curse: Knowing that you will never win a fight against another fandom.... ever.
    Harry Potter Fandom Curse: Knowing that it will never be as good as the first time around.
    Sherlock Fandom Curse: Knowing that after waiting forever you will probably only get three more episodes with a cliff hanger even worse than the previous one.
    Glee Fandom Curse: The show
    LOTR Fandom Curse: Lying abandoned and forgotten in a dark pit of Tumblr while waiting ten years for The Hobbit.
    Hunger Games Fandom Curse: Knowing that your favorite character will either die, go insane, or never be seen again
    Game of Thrones Fandom Curse: Knowing that every one will die. That's it. Everyone dies.
    Merlin Fandom Curse: Knowing that Mordred will kill Arthur
    39 Clues Fandom Curse: Knowing that your OTP may never be together...and that Isabel Kabra will probably kill your favorite character.
    Bartimaeus Fandom Curse: The last page.
    UM EXCEPT THAT THE LAST PAGE IS ACTUALLY THE GREATEST? NATHANIEL SAVES BARTIMAEUS. NATHANIEL LOVES BARTIMAEUS. BARTIMAEUS KNOWS THAT NATHANIEL LOVES HIM. CURSE? MORE LIKE HEARTBREAKING PERFECTION.

  9. angelle* angelle*
    posted a quote
    December 14, 2013 11:19pm EST
    taylor swift: somebody date me I need a new song

  10. angelle* angelle*
    posted a quote
    December 7, 2013 2:21pm EST
    *breaks through crush's window*
    me: so I heard that my friend heard that her friend's friend heard that her friend heard that you said I'm nice IS THAT TRUE

  11. angelle* angelle*
    posted a quote
    November 15, 2013 6:08pm EST
    so I just realized steve put himself in the "people you might like" section.
    font cred. : _Jannette | Don't remove.

  12. angelle* angelle*
    posted a quote
    November 3, 2013 8:48pm EST
    why why why do gays have to be so attractive.

  13. angelle* angelle*
    posted a quote
    November 3, 2013 5:53pm EST
    If I just look at candy, I gain like 5 pounds.

  14. angelle* angelle*
    posted a quote
    November 2, 2013 11:02pm EDT
    you need to quit comparing Steve to God yeah hes great n all but hes no Steve

  15. angelle* angelle*
    posted a quote
    November 1, 2013 7:59am EDT
    When you wake up and your room suddenly becomes Antarctica.

  16. angelle* angelle*
    posted a quote
    October 23, 2013 10:40pm EDT
    I spend so much time online I look at windows and think "oh what a realistic painting."

  17. angelle* angelle*
    posted a quote
    October 22, 2013 7:08pm EDT
    *accidently spends entire life on the Internet*

  18. angelle* angelle*
    posted a quote
    October 19, 2013 9:15pm EDT
    Fish be like: If you're happy and you know it clap your.. oh.

  19. angelle* angelle*
    posted a quote
    October 1, 2013 9:04pm EDT
    I have this really ugly thing on my head called my face.

  20. angelle* angelle*
    posted a quote
    September 27, 2013 10:52pm EDT
    so I favorited quotes just looking around witty for about 20 minutes then I realized
    "I'm not online."

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