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Me: *Reading a book*
Person: What are you reading?
Me: *holds up book while continuing to read*
Person: Oh yeah, I read that book! Did you get to the part where ________ dies?
Me: WHAT THE F*CK HAVE YOU DONE







 
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Me: *Reading a book* Person: What are you reading? Me: *holds

274 faves · 13 comments · Jul 1, 2013 7:47pm

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jetney · 1 decade ago
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*sammi* · 1 decade ago
Same thing happened to me...it spiked the whole freakin book fir me
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*Elena;~ ♥* · 1 decade ago
*Whispers* ____ dies.
*Runs away silently into the sunset*
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glitter162* · 1 decade ago
Me: *stares silently in the direction you ran*
*Rain starts pouring down*
Me: *says quietly and mysteriously* I'll find you...
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*Elena;~ ♥* · 1 decade ago
*Locks doors*
*Locks windows*
*Runs in basement*
*Locks cats in basement with me*
News reporter: "Hide yo kids. Hide yo wife. Hide yo food. She will come. And find you. (Lol I saw that somewhere)
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ifyouthinkyouknowmeyoudontknowanything · 1 decade ago
my friend does that to me like EVERY day on the bus.
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glitter162* · 1 decade ago
I was reading 'The Hunger Games', and and someone in my class said, "Did you get to the part where ____ dies?" And I wanted to throw the book at them.
I didn't put anything there in case you haven't read it yet :p
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kelly* · 1 decade ago
yeah I was reading catching fire
and my sister was like "where are you? have you gotten up to the part where __ dies?"
me: NO WTF STOP SPOILING IT
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Steve* · 1 decade ago
i actually like it when people spoil stuff for me..
...is that wrong? .O.
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kelly* · 1 decade ago
ok I probably accidentally spoiled it that someone died in catching fire :P
it's not wrong (:
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Steve* · 1 decade ago
WHO DIES? O_O
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kelly* · 1 decade ago
I forgot, but I'm pretty sure Finnick does.
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Steve* · 1 decade ago
*gaaaaasps*
god.
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