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  1. SuicidalHeart SuicidalHeart
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    May 27, 2018 2:17am EDT
    Me: I'm going to bed early
    Me at 2 am: I'm gonna write a song about bread.

  2. Storyofmylife586 Storyofmylife586
    posted a quote
    June 22, 2017 8:39pm EDT
    Ok so I have discovered my old witty account and turns out my old laptop has the old password. Ever look back on your posts and think: Wow, I was one moody teenager ? It's like travelling back in time!

  3. barbs barbs
    posted a quote
    March 21, 2017 8:09am EDT
    everyone has a 2am and a 2pm personaility

  4. barbs barbs
    posted a quote
    March 20, 2017 9:42am EDT
    it's been 6 long years, do people still use this?

  5. AgainstNoOne AgainstNoOne
    posted a quote
    January 1, 2017 8:29pm EST
    I remember 2016 like it was yesterday...

  6. SuicidalHeart SuicidalHeart
    posted a quote
    December 7, 2016 5:12am EST
    Hello peoples!! Sorry for any late replies. Follow me on Wattpad. I respond a lot quicker on that app. My username is skylayn1001. Thanks!

  7. crimson24 crimson24
    posted a quote
    November 23, 2016 2:14am EST
    life is a blind roller coaster...but even roller coasters have rails.

  8. SuicidalHeart SuicidalHeart
    posted a quote
    November 11, 2016 3:55pm EST
    Pizza cakes need their filling like geeks need cheese.

  9. SuicidalHeart SuicidalHeart
    posted a quote
    November 10, 2016 5:37pm EST
    I rather be a needle in a haystack than a haystack in a needle.

  10. SuicidalHeart SuicidalHeart
    posted a quote
    November 10, 2016 5:36pm EST
    When life gives you lemons make apple juice

  11. OhStephh_* OhStephh_*
    posted a quote
    October 1, 2016 5:01pm EDT
    Why I like witty? cause i can say how I really feel about people and people not knowing who I am talking about or who I am.

  12. Loner_in_Lalaland Loner_in_Lalaland
    posted a quote
    September 25, 2016 8:23am EDT
    And All Those Never Ending Talks N Laughter Has Turned Only To Wishing Each Other On Our Birthdays

  13. Loner_in_Lalaland Loner_in_Lalaland
    posted a quote
    September 24, 2016 3:28pm EDT
    Sometimes You Just Gotta Make Up Your Mind That You Will Never Be Happy As You Once Was

  14. *compassionate soul* *compassionate soul*
    posted a quote
    August 30, 2016 10:22pm EDT
    I think I need a journal

  15. Ampharos Ampharos
    posted a quote
    June 21, 2016 6:47pm EDT
    Amphabulous!

  16. AgainstNoOne AgainstNoOne
    posted a quote
    June 19, 2016 12:46am EDT
    Hot person walks in:

  17. AgainstNoOne AgainstNoOne
    posted a quote
    June 7, 2016 1:55am EDT
    *Puppy crawls on my lap*
    Me: (This puppy is sooo cute! Wait! I gotta be masculine about this.)
    Friend: Awww she likes you! She doesn't like new people too often so this is the first time she's actually crawled on someone.
    Me: (Omg this puppy! Awww. Must maintain composure! Awww she's looking at me and licking my fingers.)
    ~7 hours later and I'm home~
    Me: OMG OMG OMG THAT WAS THE CUTTEST PUPPY EVER!!! IT WAS TAKING LITTLE STEPS TOWARDS ME AND AHHHHHH!!! I WANT TO ADOPT EVERY PUPPY I SEE!!!! AND SHE WAS TRYING TO CLIMB THE STAIRS BUT SHE WAS SCARED OF THE STAIRS BECAUSE SHE COULDN'T CLIMB THEM SO WELL!!! AHHH!

  18. Dishonored* Dishonored*
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    May 17, 2016 11:53pm EDT
    I added the guy I like on a fake snapchat so I could anonymously chat with him. now he knows my full name, where I work, and we are facebook friends. I didn't stick to my plan.

  19. OhStephh_* OhStephh_*
    posted a quote
    May 10, 2016 7:51am EDT
    I don't know what to do on witty, so I do a lot of surveys and I do the same ones lol.

  20. Dishonored* Dishonored*
    posted a quote
    May 2, 2016 4:22am EDT
    It is 4am and I have to get up at 5am for work. I have yet to sleep. I am screwed. and I am working with people who didn't seem the friendliest. so, I am kinda scared about that to boot.
    working 8 hours on no sleep with people that seem mean. heaven help me.

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