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  1. Eli22b Eli22b
    posted a quote
    October 15, 2013 6:04am UTC
    Is "in a mood" a personality because thats what i am all the time.

  2. Eli22b Eli22b
    posted a quote
    October 15, 2013 2:31am UTC
    If Britney Spears made it through 2007 you can make it through today.

  3. Eli22b Eli22b
    posted a quote
    October 15, 2013 12:57am UTC
    So the government can shut down but school cant

  4. Eli22b Eli22b
    posted a quote
    October 15, 2013 12:55am UTC
    click to see this quote

  5. Eli22b Eli22b
    posted a quote
    October 14, 2013 2:57am UTC
    Do you ever just walk down the hall and you can feel people
    looking at you and its the most amazing feeling ever like i can tell i am slowly sucking the soul from your body you cant look away i have you in a trance.

  6. Eli22b Eli22b
    posted a quote
    October 11, 2013 6:20am UTC
    Happy National coming out day!

  7. Eli22b Eli22b
    posted a quote
    October 7, 2013 1:08am UTC
    1. Me
    2. Not you

  8. Eli22b Eli22b
    posted a quote
    October 7, 2013 1:00am UTC
    can u not pls & thxs

  9. Eli22b Eli22b
    posted a quote
    September 14, 2013 8:51pm UTC
    *in global*
    Teacher: I heard that when they hike Mt. Everest they just leave the dead people.
    Teacher: So if you're ever hiking mount everest...
    Me: Bring someone you dont like.
    Teacher: Bring someone you dont like?!?! WELL DONT GO HIKING WITH HIM!!

  10. Eli22b Eli22b
    posted a quote
    September 11, 2013 8:00pm UTC
    If you ever think your life is awkward just know me and my
    current/ex crush(its confusing) have 3 classes together in a row and
    we make awkward eye contact like 4 times on a daily basis.

  11. Eli22b Eli22b
    posted a quote
    September 10, 2013 10:03pm UTC
    I Can't Stand
    I can't stand being alone.
    I can't stand standing alone.
    I can't stand the momentary bliss of happiness that is there before the pain and loneliness come crashing back like the waves of a raging tsunami.
    I can't stand the howling winds that echo words in my skull, driving them into my brain.
    I can't stand the arrows of words that lodge themselves into my heart and my soul.
    I can't stand swallowing the screams of despair as they suck the air from my lungs and suffocate me inside my own body.
    I can't stand waiting for the flow of tears that refuse to fall, leaving my eyes dry and empty.
    I can't stand the anger that vibrates in my finger tips and toes, or the touch of it on my tongue before it's gone, replaced with again, pain.
    I can't stand being the one mistake, the one difference, in a world full of perfections and spot-ons.
    I can't stand being the torn shirt shoved to the back of the rack, the one everyone refuses to buy.
    I can't stand being surrounded by the same four walls every night for fear of facing the ones who rip me apart with their knowing.
    I cant stand the words they rarely whipser, but still strike a cord deep within me.
    I can't stand the words I say to myself every night because I can't believe the kindness of a friend or stranger.
    I can't stand it.
    I can't stand it.
    I can't stand it.
    But most of all, I can't stand being myself in a world where yourself isn't someone you want to be.
    By me.

  12. Eli22b Eli22b
    posted a quote
    September 9, 2013 5:33pm UTC
    So on the first day of school I had a slight cold and I walked into
    Earth Science not feeling to great and sort of moping around. Anyway my teacher looks are me halfway through class and goes "You're sorta like Eeyore, aren't you? Always kinda moping around. Well we're gunna change that by the end of the year."
    and if that isn't a perfect representation of my life I dont know what is.

  13. Eli22b Eli22b
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    September 8, 2013 1:31am UTC

  14. Eli22b Eli22b
    posted a quote
    September 4, 2013 5:25pm UTC
    my life basically consists of going on the computer and looking at hot.. people while scrolling through social media, listening to music, watching youtubers and stalking people on instagram all while eating and breathing.
    I have no regrets.

  15. Eli22b Eli22b
    posted a quote
    September 2, 2013 6:23pm UTC
    So, I heard you like bad boys... Not to sound to extreme or anything,
    but I'm a casual jay-walker.

  16. Eli22b Eli22b
    posted a quote
    September 1, 2013 1:14am UTC
    So earlier today one of my favorite youtubers (bipolarbananas) liked my
    instagram selfie after I followed him and then i started shaking and couldnt breathe and then i got all sweaty and started screaming into my pillow. After that I began sending videos to my friends of me hyperventalating as I stared at the notification for a good 10 minutes. THEN I started getting emotional and watching the first video of his I ever watched and then then then then like i got a teary eyed a few tears slips and guys
    I've just had my first fangirl experience in the youtuber world.

  17. Eli22b Eli22b
    posted a quote
    August 30, 2013 3:41am UTC
    "mom and dad, why can't I be who I want to be?"

  18. Eli22b Eli22b
    posted a quote
    August 28, 2013 8:12pm UTC
    Am i the only one
    with like a favorite tap in my house where I get my water. Like seriously guys I'm telling you my bathroom sink's water tastes so much better than the kitchen and idk why it just does ok
    f o r m a t j i m m y 3 6 5

  19. Eli22b Eli22b
    posted a quote
    August 27, 2013 8:39am UTC
    Too glam to give a damn.

  20. Eli22b Eli22b
    posted a quote
    August 25, 2013 3:08am UTC
    I am so tired of the rude, unneeded comments I am getting for being "sexist".
    I'm so tired of how rude people need to be. They say they are fighting for women's rights, when merely that are verbally attacking all men for being "sexist". Have you ever heard of the iron jawed angels? The women who gave American women the right to vote? They were not rude, they were not hateful against every man. They fought for what they believed was right(which it was) by showing SEXIST people how ridiculous they were being. Instead of calling me a "priveleged white man" and telling me I cannot relate to your cause(which I can. Being bisexual, I am part of one of the most targeted groups in history. But that's an argument for another time), try being nice and not verbally attacking me for doing absolutely nothing. Instead of being just as sexist as you claim I am being, try being just a little kind. By calling me a "priveleged white man" and saying that all men are sexist, you're being just as bad as you claim we are. You're doing the very thing you are fighting against. Don't be a hypocrite, please.
    (was this what you were looking for disposition?)


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