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1Derland

Status: they call me t. criss with the swiss miss

Member Since: 4 Mar 2012 01:48pm

Last Seen: 12 Jun 2020 08:47pm

Location: Hell's Kitchen

user id: 280711

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what up I'm gabby I don't use this site anymore but I figured I'd update this profile bc I'm not 14 anymore. u may remember me as aj! that's bc I used a pseudonym bc I was 14. maybe some day I'll delete this page proper but I like to keep myself humble so we're still here for now. 
  1. 1Derland 1Derland
    posted a quote
    May 17, 2014 3:02am UTC
    "I know it's a mess and it's half-taped together and it's old and busted--but it's mine. And you gotta make that work, right? You gotta make your own stuff work out."
    -Clint Barton, Hawkeye #6

  2. 1Derland 1Derland
    posted a quote
    May 17, 2014 2:57am UTC
    "You're gonna miss each and every shot you can't be bothered to take. That's not living a life--that's just being a tourist. Take every shot, Kate. If it's worth caring about, no matter how impossible you think it is--you take the shot."
    -Clint Barton, Young Avengers Presents #6

  3. 1Derland 1Derland
    posted a quote
    March 24, 2014 8:00pm UTC
    My relationship advice: tell then I'll beat them up

  4. 1Derland 1Derland
    posted a quote
    January 8, 2014 9:59pm UTC
    Friendly reminder that sleep will always be 100000000000000% more important than completing all your homework, so if you've been at it for hours and you still haven't finished by ten pm, then just go to bed because finishing some homework and having around eight hours of sleep is a lot better than finishing all of it and only getting four hours of sleep.

  5. 1Derland 1Derland
    posted a quote
    August 8, 2013 10:55pm UTC
    Pro-Tip: If you want me to do something, don't fūcking yell at me.

  6. 1Derland 1Derland
    posted a quote
    May 5, 2013 11:05pm UTC
    *period is late*
    Me: What.
    Me: I must be pregnant, that has to be what it is.
    Me:
    Me: But I haven't even had the sēx.
    Me: …
    Me: This can only mean one thing.
    Me: I have been chosen to carry the Baby Jesus.

  7. 1Derland 1Derland
    posted a quote
    July 23, 2012 5:38pm UTC
    "When you sneeze, all your bodily functions stop working."
    . . .
    Except when you're on your period.
    Then it's like f***ing Niagara Falls.

  8. 1Derland 1Derland
    posted a quote
    July 14, 2012 1:24am UTC
    I'm not mad because I'm on my period.
    I'm mad because you're a moron.

  9. 1Derland 1Derland
    posted a quote
    May 10, 2012 10:32pm UTC
    Thanks to One Direction,
    I can no longer look at a pigeon without immediately thinking of Kevin.

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