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Howdy everyone! My name is AJ, but you can call me Watson.

You may also call me:
-Your great and fearless Muppet leader
Whatever floats your rubber ducky, really.

I'm not on much and when I am most of my quotes are just me screaming about TV shows or cute band members. But if you ever want to talk, I promise I'll get to you! I'm on at least twice a week, on average, so while my replies may be slow, they will still appear. If I ever ignore you for a really long time, please know that it is 100% an accident and Witty probably ate my notifications again. Feel free to send me another message if you think that's what happened.

Anyway things you should know about me:

1. I do not 'follow for a follow'. This means that no matter how many times you show up asking me "F4F????" I will not hit the follow button. What I will do is delete all your comments and block the heck out of you.

2. I realize that y'all find profiles with songs that autoplay lame, but I'm not entirely inclined to care. I like the song and I want it there and I will not remove it.

3. Sometimes I just rant about life or shamelessly promote myself in my quotes, but I promise to always delete them within a twenty-four hour time period, so don't worry about that.

4. I have this thing where I really don't like it when people are sad so I try to post encouraging quotes as frequently as I can just to boost everyone's self esteem. If you ever ever need to talk to someone about anything, I'm just a link away. Find me here, find me on Tumblr, find me wherever. I'll try to help you out as best I can.

Links to find me elsewhere (AKA places I'm more likely to reply to you faster):
- http://www.tinypunksteve.tumblr.com
- http://www.wattpad.com/user/PineappleAttack *

*This is where you can see my attempts at writing professionally. Most of my novels are on hold, but I promise they'll be there eventually. If you care to see my fanfics please look for 'tribblesandfeathers' on archiveofourown.org

Also one last comment, because apparently people can't figure this out themselves: if you spam my quotes (or my page for that matter) with dumb chain letter comments or whatever, I will block ignore and report you without looking back and I promise you I will not feel bad about it either.
  1. 1Derland 1Derland
    posted a quote
    June 16, 2014 11:50pm UTC
    I used to be Witty famous but then I stopped making 1D quotes and people were like "haha no actually you are shït goodbye"

  2. 1Derland 1Derland
    posted a quote
    May 17, 2014 3:02am UTC
    "I know it's a mess and it's half-taped together and it's old and busted--but it's mine. And you gotta make that work, right? You gotta make your own stuff work out."
    -Clint Barton, Hawkeye #6

  3. 1Derland 1Derland
    posted a quote
    May 17, 2014 2:57am UTC
    "You're gonna miss each and every shot you can't be bothered to take. That's not living a life--that's just being a tourist. Take every shot, Kate. If it's worth caring about, no matter how impossible you think it is--you take the shot."
    -Clint Barton, Young Avengers Presents #6

  4. 1Derland 1Derland
    posted a quote
    March 28, 2014 1:15am UTC
    Anything you say can and will be held against you
    So only say my name it will be held against you

  5. 1Derland 1Derland
    posted a quote
    March 28, 2014 1:11am UTC
    I do not want people to be agreeable, as it saves me the trouble of liking them.
    -Jane Austen

  6. 1Derland 1Derland
    posted a quote
    March 24, 2014 8:00pm UTC
    My relationship advice: tell then I'll beat them up

  7. 1Derland 1Derland
    posted a quote
    February 13, 2014 4:26pm UTC
    Friendly reminder that you are hella rad
    and smart
    and beautiful
    and you are good enough.
    I promise.
    If anyone tells you otherwise,
    eat their hearts and set them on fire.

  8. 1Derland 1Derland
    posted a quote
    February 11, 2014 6:43pm UTC
    'Cause they might try to tell you how you can live your life
    But don't, don't forget it's your right
    To do whatever you like, you like

  9. 1Derland 1Derland
    posted a quote
    February 11, 2014 12:14am UTC
    *says wedding vows* no homø tho

  10. 1Derland 1Derland
    posted a quote
    January 30, 2014 6:59pm UTC
    When you try to make a quote promoting being kind to people and others reply with sarcastic remarks.

  11. 1Derland 1Derland
    posted a quote
    January 30, 2014 12:52am UTC
    If you make people feel shïtty about their grades, fück you.

  12. 1Derland 1Derland
    posted a quote
    January 16, 2014 10:22pm UTC
    Witty should have a button next to quotes you made where you can edit your quotes. Like maybe you hecked up your coding or you accidentally spelled a word wrong and you didn't catch it before you posted your quote. Then you wouldn't have to repost it.

  13. 1Derland 1Derland
    posted a quote
    January 8, 2014 9:59pm UTC
    Friendly reminder that sleep will always be 100000000000000% more important than completing all your homework, so if you've been at it for hours and you still haven't finished by ten pm, then just go to bed because finishing some homework and having around eight hours of sleep is a lot better than finishing all of it and only getting four hours of sleep.

  14. 1Derland 1Derland
    posted a quote
    January 5, 2014 3:22pm UTC
    Patrick Stump is so cute and I am so mad

  15. 1Derland 1Derland
    posted a quote
    December 29, 2013 10:46pm UTC
    Daily reminder that I am proud of you and I believe in you 100% and no matter what I will always be here cheering you on and hoping you do your best so never give up okay I know you can do it

  16. 1Derland 1Derland
    posted a quote
    December 29, 2013 8:27pm UTC
    If I ever got a tattoo, it'd be a fearsome red and gold chinese dragon, breathing fire along my shoulder or maybe I'd get a puppy paw print or something, I don't know

  17. 1Derland 1Derland
    posted a quote
    December 28, 2013 3:51am UTC
    Sign me up fo Kolinahr so I never develop a crush on anyone ever again.

  18. 1Derland 1Derland
    posted a quote
    December 27, 2013 6:19pm UTC
    I may be lame and annoying, but at least I'm not so desperate for followers I go on people's profiles asking "follow for a follow?"

  19. 1Derland 1Derland
    posted a quote
    November 27, 2013 7:38pm UTC
    I'm proud of you.
    Maybe you're still sitting in bed and you haven't moved but to get a bit of food or use the bathroom,
    but I'm still proud of you.
    Maybe you didn't eat.
    That's okay.
    One bad day doesn't define your whole life, right?
    Anyway, I just think you're something really special.
    And more than anything, I want you to take care of yourself.
    And you've made it this far, so I know you can do it.
    Keep on living, okay?
    I'm so proud of you.

  20. 1Derland 1Derland
    posted a quote
    November 10, 2013 2:34am UTC
    *knocks on your door* *pushes up glasses*
    Yes hello sir, I'd like to know if you'd be willing to participate in a new scientific study? Oh it's very basic, you just have to hold my hand and stroke my hair while I fall asleep and sneak glances at me while we watch tv, you know, the usual...all very, very normal.


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