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1Derland

1. 1Derland
   posted a quote
   May 17, 2014 3:02am UTC
   "I know it's a mess and it's half-taped together and it's old and busted--but it's mine. And you gotta make that work, right? You gotta make your own stuff work out."
   -Clint Barton, Hawkeye #6
   
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2. 1Derland
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   May 17, 2014 2:57am UTC
   "You're gonna miss each and every shot you can't be bothered to take. That's not living a life--that's just being a tourist. Take every shot, Kate. If it's worth caring about, no matter how impossible you think it is--you take the shot."
   -Clint Barton, Young Avengers Presents #6
   
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3. 1Derland
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   March 24, 2014 8:00pm UTC
   My relationship advice: tell then I'll beat them up
   
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4. 1Derland
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   January 8, 2014 9:59pm UTC
   Friendly reminder that sleep will always be 100000000000000% more important than completing all your homework, so if you've been at it for hours and you still haven't finished by ten pm, then just go to bed because finishing some homework and having around eight hours of sleep is a lot better than finishing all of it and only getting four hours of sleep.
   
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5. 1Derland
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   August 8, 2013 10:55pm UTC
   Pro-Tip: If you want me to do something, don't fūcking yell at me.
   
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6. 1Derland
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   May 5, 2013 11:05pm UTC
   *period is late*
   Me: What.
   Me: I must be pregnant, that has to be what it is.
   Me:
   Me: But I haven't even had the sēx.
   Me: …
   Me: This can only mean one thing.
   Me: I have been chosen to carry the Baby Jesus.
   
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7. 1Derland
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   July 23, 2012 5:38pm UTC
   "When you sneeze, all your bodily functions stop working."
   . . .
   Except when you're on your period.
   Then it's like f***ing Niagara Falls.
   
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8. 1Derland
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   July 14, 2012 1:24am UTC
   I'm not mad because I'm on my period.
   I'm mad because you're a moron.
   
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9. 1Derland
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   May 10, 2012 10:32pm UTC
   Thanks to One Direction,
   I can no longer look at a pigeon without immediately thinking of Kevin.
   
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