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Member Since: 25 Apr 2012 10:39pm

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Birthday: August 22

Location: Somewhere in Kentucky, USA

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posted a quote
November 15, 2015 9:48am UTC

It's probably been over a year or two since I've been on here, and I just wanted to say that I missed you all❤

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posted a quote
September 23, 2014 9:51pm UTC

Girls who think it's cute to act stupid
need to get hit in the face with a brick

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posted a quote
August 11, 2014 8:42pm UTC

My friend's sister was telling me
about how in highschool a guy tried
to take a picture up her skirt as she
was walking up stairs and she saw,
grabbed his phone, broke it in half,
and handed it back to him and
said “you can tell your mom
why your phone's broken”

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posted a quote
July 29, 2014 11:05pm UTC

It’s so frustrating when you’re like the only
person who can see how evil and sneaky
someone is and everyone else is blind
to it

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July 18, 2014 9:19am UTC

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July 18, 2014 9:09am UTC

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posted a quote
July 18, 2014 9:06am UTC

No matter what,
always remember
that YOU are

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posted a quote
July 10, 2014 12:05am UTC

Wouldn't it be the perfect crime
If I stole your heart,
&
you stole mine?

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posted a quote
July 8, 2014 11:39pm UTC

I don't get why people say "tea is just leaf
water" and then act like coffees so great
like do you know what you're drinking? Bean
water. That's what.

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July 7, 2014 10:50pm UTC

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posted a quote
July 7, 2014 9:15pm UTC

Life is like
a sea of fish;
You never know
what you're
going to catch

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posted a quote
July 7, 2014 8:22pm UTC

Life hack:
Be nice to people with a pool at their house

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posted a quote
July 5, 2014 10:32pm UTC

My milkshakes bring all the boys to
the yard
and they're like "hey your friend is hot"

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posted a quote
July 3, 2014 10:23pm UTC

GRAMMAR MATTERS.

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posted a quote
June 19, 2014 11:51pm UTC

Imagine if
people screamed instead of snored

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posted a quote
June 18, 2014 2:07pm UTC

James franco look like one of those sweaty stoners
that shows up to class late every day and is like "hey you
got another pencil I can use bruh” and he never gives
them back what does he do with all those pencils

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posted a quote
June 13, 2014 10:08am UTC

The fact that people think in
different accents
really gets to me

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posted a quote
April 16, 2014 6:28pm UTC

If auto correct can change "obama" to "Obama",
then it should change "god" to "God".

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posted a quote
March 31, 2014 4:39pm UTC

Cute things to call your girlfriend/boyfriend
Sugar
Honey
Flour
Egg
1/2lb Butter
Stir
Pour into pan
Preheat to 350°

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posted a quote
March 17, 2014 5:34pm UTC

So, I just realized something.
Plastic dinosaurs, right.
Plastic is made out of oil.
Oil comes from
DINOSAURS
Plastic dinosaurs are made out of REAL DINOSAURS.

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