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Phineas: I know what we're gonna do today!
Ferb:
Ferb: Of course you do, you triangle-headed c*nt. Maybe I wanted to decide what to do today. Did you ever think of that? No. You never think about what I want, you f*cking b*tch. We have the funds to prevent natural disaster and cure cancer, but no, you'd rather f*ck around and build rollercoasters and sh*t. Someday I will end your f*cking life, just you wait and see.

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157 faves · 7 comments · Oct 26, 2013 7:10pm

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spence* · 1 decade ago
if this happened I would watch Phineas and Ferb
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Rolita07* · 1 decade ago
Funniest thing I've read in a while! :)
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AlwaysxAxDreamer · 1 decade ago
That...that was perfect.
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help_me_im_drowning · 1 decade ago
Well that escalated quickly... o.o
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x-Abbie-x* · 1 decade ago
I can never watch Phineas and Ferb ever again....my childhood is ruined..
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glitter162* · 1 decade ago
Your welcome ;)
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Youngblood · 1 decade ago
*you're ;)
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