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1. lemon.cake*
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   October 31, 2015 5:36pm UTC
   Ima dress up as a hotdog because ya can't ketchup to me
   
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2. lemon.cake*
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   June 16, 2015 7:37pm UTC
   When you remember you got the regents and have no pencils to take the test. I had to run into target real quick...
   
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3. lemon.cake*
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   May 12, 2015 7:07pm UTC
   When you left your asthma pump at home & the pollen count is real high today so you trynna make a FaceBook event for your funeral...
   
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4. lemon.cake*
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   April 12, 2015 5:00pm UTC
   Everyone is dedicating this day to hw
   That's what you get for not doing it before
   
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5. lemon.cake*
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   April 7, 2015 12:09pm UTC
   If jesus died for our sins, and we dont sin, does that not mean he died for nothing?? Hmmm hmmmmm
   
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6. lemon.cake*
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   April 4, 2015 10:47pm UTC
   Copy: You
   Paste: My bed.
   
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7. lemon.cake*
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   April 4, 2015 10:46pm UTC
   So I saw the new Cinderella movie today and...
   Cinderella: (to stepmom) I forgive you.
   Little girl behind me: I don't.
   
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8. lemon.cake*
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   March 25, 2015 10:05pm UTC
   CHins Up. Smiles On
   ♥♥♥One love ♥♥♥
   
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9. lemon.cake*
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   March 1, 2015 9:37pm UTC
   ❝i'm jealous of the morning sun
   who gets to be the first to see you and the coffee cup
   who gets to kiss your sleepy
   lips awake❞
   
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10. lemon.cake*
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    February 11, 2015 8:51pm UTC
    'Mom,why do the best people die so soon?'
    'when you're in a garden, which flowers do you pick first?'
    'The most beautiful ones'
    #MUSLIMLIVESMATTER
    
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11. lemon.cake*
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    February 9, 2015 10:49pm UTC
    Most of us can't sleep when we are falling in love.
    Same thing as we can't sleep when that love starts to fade.
    
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12. lemon.cake*
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    February 9, 2015 8:32pm UTC
    Teacher: Feb 10th is Twin Day
    Me: We can't possibly be twins because we got different sets of chromosomes. Your point is invaild.
    
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13. lemon.cake*
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    January 28, 2015 10:56pm UTC
    When people go under water in movies I hold my breath to see if I could have make it, I die most the time.
    
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14. lemon.cake*
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    January 2, 2015 11:16am UTC
    When we wake, we wake to live.
    When we live, we have two choices
    We can live to live, or live to die.
    We speak of adventures and vigorous love, but the question remains.
    Are we living to live. or living to die?
    
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15. lemon.cake*
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    December 16, 2014 10:46pm UTC
    I got a blank space baby, and it's my paper that's due tomorrow...
    
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16. lemon.cake*
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    November 27, 2014 5:14pm UTC
    Happy
    Thanksgiving
    
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17. lemon.cake*
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    November 9, 2014 2:11pm UTC
    Augustus waters. Augustus fires. Augustus earth. Augustus airs.
    "The Fault in Our Elements".
    Long ago, the four augustus lived in harmony.
    Then, everything changed when the metaphors attacked.
    
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18. lemon.cake*
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    September 25, 2014 4:38pm UTC
    Why buy iWatch? when you can bend iPhone6 around your wrist.
    Duhh
    
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19. lemon.cake*
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    September 3, 2014 6:49pm UTC
    That moment when your phone is not in your pocket.
    
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20. lemon.cake*
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    August 24, 2014 1:14pm UTC
    If someone says you're "one in a million" they're telling you that there are 7,038 people just like you. How is this a compliment?
    
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