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lemon.cake*

Status: I'm falling in love with the guy who hurts me the most.

Member Since: 9 Nov 2012 05:58pm

Last Seen: 25 Nov 2016 07:36pm

Birthday: December 5

Location: New York City

Gender: F

user id: 338033

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  1. lemon.cake* lemon.cake*
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    October 31, 2015 5:36pm EDT
    Ima dress up as a hotdog because ya can't ketchup to me

  2. lemon.cake* lemon.cake*
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    June 16, 2015 7:37pm EDT
    When you remember you got the regents and have no pencils to take the test. I had to run into target real quick...

  3. lemon.cake* lemon.cake*
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    May 12, 2015 7:07pm EDT
    When you left your asthma pump at home & the pollen count is real high today so you trynna make a FaceBook event for your funeral...

  4. lemon.cake* lemon.cake*
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    April 12, 2015 5:00pm EDT
    Everyone is dedicating this day to hw
    That's what you get for not doing it before

  5. lemon.cake* lemon.cake*
    posted a quote
    April 7, 2015 12:09pm EDT
    If jesus died for our sins, and we dont sin, does that not mean he died for nothing?? Hmmm hmmmmm

  6. lemon.cake* lemon.cake*
    posted a quote
    April 4, 2015 10:47pm EDT
    Copy: You
    Paste: My bed.

  7. lemon.cake* lemon.cake*
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    April 4, 2015 10:46pm EDT
    So I saw the new Cinderella movie today and...
    Cinderella: (to stepmom) I forgive you.
    Little girl behind me: I don't.

  8. lemon.cake* lemon.cake*
    posted a quote
    March 25, 2015 10:05pm EDT
    CHins Up. Smiles On
    ♥♥♥One love ♥♥♥

  9. lemon.cake* lemon.cake*
    posted a quote
    March 1, 2015 9:37pm EST
    ❝i'm jealous of the morning sun
    who gets to be the first to see you and the coffee cup
    who gets to kiss your sleepy
    lips awake❞

  10. lemon.cake* lemon.cake*
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    February 11, 2015 8:51pm EST
    'Mom,why do the best people die so soon?'
    'when you're in a garden, which flowers do you pick first?'
    'The most beautiful ones'
    #MUSLIMLIVESMATTER

  11. lemon.cake* lemon.cake*
    posted a quote
    February 9, 2015 10:49pm EST
    Most of us can't sleep when we are falling in love.
    Same thing as we can't sleep when that love starts to fade.

  12. lemon.cake* lemon.cake*
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    February 9, 2015 8:32pm EST
    Teacher: Feb 10th is Twin Day
    Me: We can't possibly be twins because we got different sets of chromosomes. Your point is invaild.

  13. lemon.cake* lemon.cake*
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    January 28, 2015 10:56pm EST
    When people go under water in movies I hold my breath to see if I could have make it, I die most the time.

  14. lemon.cake* lemon.cake*
    posted a quote
    January 2, 2015 11:16am EST
    When we wake, we wake to live.
    When we live, we have two choices
    We can live to live, or live to die.
    We speak of adventures and vigorous love, but the question remains.
    Are we living to live. or living to die?

  15. lemon.cake* lemon.cake*
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    December 16, 2014 10:46pm EST
    I got a blank space baby, and it's my paper that's due tomorrow...

  16. lemon.cake* lemon.cake*
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    November 27, 2014 5:14pm EST
    Happy
    Thanksgiving

  17. lemon.cake* lemon.cake*
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    November 9, 2014 2:11pm EST
    Augustus waters. Augustus fires. Augustus earth. Augustus airs.
    "The Fault in Our Elements".
    Long ago, the four augustus lived in harmony.
    Then, everything changed when the metaphors attacked.

  18. lemon.cake* lemon.cake*
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    September 25, 2014 4:38pm EDT
    Why buy iWatch? when you can bend iPhone6 around your wrist.
    Duhh

  19. lemon.cake* lemon.cake*
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    September 3, 2014 6:49pm EDT
    That moment when your phone is not in your pocket.

  20. lemon.cake* lemon.cake*
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    August 24, 2014 1:14pm EDT
    If someone says you're "one in a million" they're telling you that there are 7,038 people just like you. How is this a compliment?

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