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supercalifredge

Status: Wow, coming back after at least four years was actually hilarious {wittygroup.weebly.com}

Member Since: 3 Sep 2011 08:23pm

Last Seen: 29 May 2017 02:28pm

Birthday: October 9

Location: Somewhere over the rainbow

Gender: F

user id: 215245

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I love whichever sport is in season. 

Hi, I'm Cali. 
I'm athletic, single, and smart. Not necessarily in that order.
I play a few sports but have tried most of the sports around, except soccer which I hate.
Please chat me up. I'm usually very bored.
       #sophmore year!
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  1. supercalifredge supercalifredge
    posted a quote
    March 20, 2014 8:38pm EDT
    me: officially declares witty dead because the top quote of the day has 11 faves

  2. supercalifredge supercalifredge
    posted a quote
    February 23, 2014 10:08am EST
    my boyfriend:

  3. supercalifredge supercalifredge
    posted a quote
    November 30, 2013 10:27am EST
    Is everyone else seeing this?
    Top quote of the day.
    66 faves.
    I quit.

  4. supercalifredge supercalifredge
    posted a quote
    November 3, 2013 6:26pm EST
    How to approximately find how involved you are as a wittian:
    Multiply 365 by the number of years you have been on witty (go to your profile and look at "Joined: ...").
    Divide by the number of favorites you have (rightmost column).
    If this number is less than .066 then you are a involved wittian.
    If it is between .066 and .5 you are moderately involved.
    If it is between .5 and 1 you are somewhat involved or new. (Favorite more quotes!)
    If it is above 1, then you are averaging less than 1 fave per day. Don't call yourself a wittian.
    Of course, this is a very basic scale, and depending on the type of wittian you are you may comment more than fave, so this is not an exact science.
    Example: Sally joined witty on July 4th, 2013. She has 809 faves. What level of involvement is Sally considered to be?
    Answer: Sally has been on witty for approximately 4 months, or 4/12 of a year. The expression to find Sally's level of involvement is 365(4/12)/809. Sally's LoV is .15, so she is drunk she is somewhat involved.

  5. supercalifredge supercalifredge
    posted a quote
    September 29, 2013 1:36pm EDT
    Why don't rabbits' plans work?
    They're just hare-brained schemes.

  6. supercalifredge supercalifredge
    posted a quote
    September 21, 2013 9:03pm EDT
    My chest hurts too bad
    ››› FROM LOVING YOU TOO MUCH
    Please don't remove thiIS

  7. supercalifredge supercalifredge
    posted a quote
    September 8, 2013 4:38pm EDT
    Everyone always talks about their long romantic walks to the fridge.
    I have 20m dashes to my pantry.

  8. supercalifredge supercalifredge
    posted a quote
    September 2, 2013 3:09pm EDT
    Wake me up when the school year ends.

  9. supercalifredge supercalifredge
    posted a quote
    August 25, 2013 1:30pm EDT
    my mom told me to go outside so I'm sitting on my front porch with my laptop

  10. supercalifredge supercalifredge
    posted a quote
    August 25, 2013 11:29am EDT
    If you can honestly say you've never hidden in the bathroom with your phone or laptop then you must be an only child.

  11. supercalifredge supercalifredge
    posted a quote
    August 13, 2013 8:01pm EDT
    In lieu of my high school being so far behind the internet times (they are now going through an ask.fm phase- they think it's the coolest thing since Call Me Maybe- which hit our school about six months after witty) I would like to know about other internet crazes that I may not have heard about. Feel free to comment.

  12. supercalifredge supercalifredge
    posted a quote
    August 13, 2013 2:37pm EDT
    Yanno I think my parents kind of screwed me over because I used to go to this private school with these girls I hated so all my friends were boys execpt for one tomboy and we would play football and crap but then my parents sent me to public school and now all my friends are girls but if I had stayed I could have like 12 guys that could be my well-let's-be-more-than-friends-I-fell-in-love-with-you but no now I have no guy friends and I start shaking if they talk to me.

  13. supercalifredge supercalifredge
    posted a quote
    August 11, 2013 10:30am EDT
    I'm so bored I'm cleaning my room like no it's summer why can't I be at a party?

  14. supercalifredge supercalifredge
    posted a quote
    August 1, 2013 9:39pm EDT
    Goes to Facebook Friends' Apps.
    First app: Little One Pregnancy Calendar.
    I had no idea my friends had so much fun.

  15. supercalifredge supercalifredge
    posted a quote
    July 28, 2013 9:09pm EDT
    Just made a Facebook and Twitter, Instagram, etc. for my "real life". It sucks.
    Coming back to witty feels like coming back home.

  16. supercalifredge supercalifredge
    posted a quote
    July 27, 2013 7:48pm EDT
    Ultimate Fails:
    Naming your kid Peni. You better not let that bit¢h own anything.
    Peni's

  17. supercalifredge supercalifredge
    posted a quote
    June 29, 2013 2:06pm EDT
    Do old ladies listen to Gingham Style?

  18. supercalifredge supercalifredge
    posted a quote
    June 28, 2013 7:59pm EDT
    How many Hi's are there?
    Hi.
    Hi.
    Hi.
    Hi.
    Hi there.
    Hi.
    Hi.
    Hi.

  19. supercalifredge supercalifredge
    posted a quote
    June 28, 2013 12:09pm EDT
    Don't think inside the box.
    If. Anyone. Freaking. Jocks. This. I. Will. Kill. Them. With my horrible singing skills.
    Think outside the
    box.

  20. supercalifredge supercalifredge
    posted a quote
    June 28, 2013 11:24am EDT
    People who can't be witty exert themselves to be devout and affectionate.
    If you can figure out which quote
    this belongs to, you win.
    Comment on the quote to win.

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