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Member Since: 31 Aug 2012 08:38am

Last Seen: 21 Sep 2015 09:40am

Birthday: March 23

user id: 328522

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Hi it's spencer and I'm just a loser 15 year old who mostly likes to watch shows and movies

  1. spence* spence*
    posted a quote
    July 7, 2014 4:36pm EDT
    "no i don’t like disney it’s for kids" you need to bibbity bobbity back the f/ck up out of my life

  2. spence* spence*
    posted a quote
    July 7, 2014 4:32pm EDT
    do not let anyone make you feel like sh .it for putting yourself
    first you are the only person that is guaranteed to be with you throughout your whole life so you might as well have a loving relationship with yourself

  3. spence* spence*
    posted a quote
    May 3, 2014 2:35pm EDT
    I wonder how people describe me when they’re talking about me to someone who’s never met me

  4. spence* spence*
    posted a quote
    May 3, 2014 2:33pm EDT
    when my family went to disney world we went on the haunted mansion ride and this actor dressed as a skeleton came up to our cart and got right in my three year old brothers face and whispered “are you scared?” and my brother kissed him on the nose and the guy laughed so hard he had to leave

  5. spence* spence*
    posted a quote
    April 18, 2014 2:06pm EDT
    My mom 0.000052736 seconds after I open the fridge: Don't hold the fridge open so long

  6. spence* spence*
    posted a quote
    April 18, 2014 2:03pm EDT
    I question who my friends are everyday….that’s a sad way to live huh?

  7. spence* spence*
    posted a quote
    April 18, 2014 2:03pm EDT
    *texts back 20 days later & picks up the conversation where we left off as if no time has passed and without an excuse*

  8. spence* spence*
    posted a quote
    April 18, 2014 1:57pm EDT
    The amount of hair I lose in the shower really concerns me

  9. spence* spence*
    posted a quote
    April 5, 2014 1:26pm EDT
    don’t f ck with people that have ugly pics of you

  10. spence* spence*
    posted a quote
    April 5, 2014 1:24pm EDT
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  11. spence* spence*
    posted a quote
    April 5, 2014 1:21pm EDT
    Why isnt there a 30 day free trail for being in a relationship with your crush so you can see how it plays out

  12. spence* spence*
    posted a quote
    March 22, 2014 1:08pm EDT
    “I dont care about looks”
    LIAR YOU’RE A LIAR
    YOU ARE LYING

  13. spence* spence*
    posted a quote
    March 22, 2014 1:06pm EDT
    "you have little boobs!" “wow you look really tired!" “you look sick" “you look mad" “i don’t like your outfit, you looked better in that other shirt" “your hair is really messy!" “wow you sure are eating a ton!" “did you just wake up?" “i liked your hair before you cut it!"
    stop
    pointing
    stuff
    like
    this
    out

  14. spence* spence*
    posted a quote
    March 21, 2014 1:16pm EDT
    "hello 911 i’d like to report a murder in th-" "haha, wow you’re a little snitch. hold on a sec. HEY DAVE, CHECK OUT THIS F CKING SNITCH ON LINE THREE"

  15. spence* spence*
    posted a quote
    March 21, 2014 1:12pm EDT
    justin bieber: *kills 50 people*
    police: wtf
    justin bieber: i didnt know it was illegal
    police: haha it ok

  16. spence* spence*
    posted a quote
    March 17, 2014 2:10pm EDT
    Wear shirt two times: Dirty
    Wear hoodie every day for three months: Still clean.

  17. spence* spence*
    posted a quote
    March 17, 2014 2:00pm EDT
    People get so caught up on one small thing they don't like, like their nose or thighs or tummy or something.
    Things like egg and baking powder go into a cake and those things are gross alone but the cake is pretty damn delicious

  18. spence* spence*
    posted a quote
    March 15, 2014 12:38pm EDT
    when I was six I threw a tantrum because I wanted a slushie from 711 and I remember my dad said “I will never buy you a slushie” and literally right now he came in the car with a slushie and i was like why didn't you get me one and he looked me dead in the eyes and said “remember when you were six”

  19. spence* spence*
    posted a quote
    March 15, 2014 12:35pm EDT
    Me:
    Parents:
    Me:
    Parents:
    Me: *puts earbuds in*
    Parents: iebdwibtifhd
    Me: what
    Parents: HDJEHDIFNE
    Me: what
    Me: *takes out earbuds*
    Parents:
    Parents:
    Me: *puts earbuds back in*
    Parents: jekdelwnfoehdir
    Me: what

  20. spence* spence*
    posted a quote
    March 11, 2014 2:15pm EDT
    That half-hearted struggle to stop your relatives from giving you money. “No no, really no, I won’t take it, please no…okay thanks.”

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