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  1. spence* spence*
    posted a quote
    March 11, 2014 2:12pm UTC
    don’t you hate it when you offer help and the other person says yes

  2. spence* spence*
    posted a quote
    March 11, 2014 2:10pm UTC
    If you dont give me your wifi password when I come to your house I will never come to your house again.

  3. spence* spence*
    posted a quote
    January 29, 2014 1:53pm UTC
    being able to draw is like having so much power like ………. you could…..draw yourself making out with ur favorite character and no one can stop you

  4. spence* spence*
    posted a quote
    January 29, 2014 1:49pm UTC
    once my friend was waiting for her mom to pick her up and she called her mom and her mom said “im on my way, the traffic is just slow, im coming” and my friend went “mom i called the house phone”

  5. spence* spence*
    posted a quote
    January 29, 2014 1:46pm UTC
    don’t ever tell a boy he looks good because it makes them crazy and they do things like start youtube channels

  6. spence* spence*
    posted a quote
    January 29, 2014 1:43pm UTC
    there’s always that one character you like so much its almost embarrassing

  7. spence* spence*
    posted a quote
    January 23, 2014 12:49pm UTC
    I wanna get super rich so I can do cool stuff like tip waiters $1000 or pay off people’s student loans for fun

  8. spence* spence*
    posted a quote
    January 23, 2014 12:46pm UTC
    in math today my teacher asked what makes a number perfect and I said its dazzling personality and she almost kicked me out

  9. spence* spence*
    posted a quote
    January 23, 2014 12:44pm UTC
    people without passwords on their phones are the strongest and most terrifying people you will ever meet

  10. spence* spence*
    posted a quote
    January 23, 2014 12:41pm UTC
    fake awkward: OMG HEY IM AWKWARD *cute little giggle* NO NO OMG IM SO CUTE IM AWKWARD
    WOW AWKWARDNESS IS SO CUTE
    real awkward: *hopefully they arent looking at me* *please dont talk to me* *why is everyone staring at
    me* *am i dressed right* *what's wrong with me* *is there something on my face* *wait is someone
    walking towards me* *starts shaking* *did i do something wrong* *please dont try to talk to me*

  11. spence* spence*
    posted a quote
    December 31, 2013 1:15pm UTC
    sorry but that unfollow will cost you $5

  12. spence* spence*
    posted a quote
    December 31, 2013 1:13pm UTC
    “Maybe”
    — someone who isn’t going to do what you asked

  13. spence* spence*
    posted a quote
    December 31, 2013 1:11pm UTC
    If you went back in time,
    and told the younger me that I would turn out this way, I would laugh and tell you you're crazzy, I'm happy.
    It's funny how things change so quickly.

  14. spence* spence*
    posted a quote
    December 18, 2013 12:00pm UTC
    winter is so nice
    - don’t have to shave
    - comfy sweaters
    - weather temperate the same as my heart
    - everything dead
    - hot chocolate
    - boys in sweatpants
    - snow days
    - hiding fat under clothing

  15. spence* spence*
    posted a quote
    December 18, 2013 11:55am UTC
    who decided popcorn was the official movie food

  16. spence* spence*
    posted a quote
    December 18, 2013 11:42am UTC
    do you just ever get so mad that you mentally insult every single thing that people do around you
    like
    "hey I finished this question" good for you little brat like wow didn't anyone teach you not to boast

  17. spence* spence*
    posted a quote
    December 15, 2013 1:02pm UTC
    randomly compliment people because sometimes that will be the only kind words they will hear that day

  18. spence* spence*
    posted a quote
    December 15, 2013 12:58pm UTC
    How the f/ck do some girls get boyfriends so easily like wtf do you just create them in your basement or what

  19. spence* spence*
    posted a quote
    December 13, 2013 1:12pm UTC
    why are you all following me
    is someone paying you
    is it my mom

  20. spence* spence*
    posted a quote
    December 13, 2013 1:09pm UTC
    “what the fffffffffffffffheck”

    me trying to be more family friendly

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