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spence*
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December 13, 2013 1:01pm UTC

WHAT HOW IS 2014 3 WEEKS AWAY IT WAS JUST EASTER

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spence*
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December 11, 2013 11:28am UTC

This is a follower appreciation quote because if you think about it when 1 person follows you it’s not just a number it’s like a whole real person who breathes and eats and hits its pinky toe into furniture I mean it has legs and everything DO YOU REALIZE HOW MUCH OF A BIG DEAL IT IS

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spence*
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December 11, 2013 11:24am UTC

Don't “kk” me or i'll kkick you in the chin

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spence*
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December 8, 2013 1:29pm UTC

the worst thing about speaking two languages is trying to use an expression from one language that fits perfectly into your conversation but the other person won’t get it

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spence*
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December 8, 2013 1:26pm UTC

how do you get your grades up in like 6 minutes

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spence*
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December 8, 2013 1:23pm UTC

Do not be fooled, I am not that cute in person. I actually resemble a potato. My selfie game is just hella strong.

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spence*
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December 7, 2013 11:13am UTC

Have you ever stopped liking somebody that you liked a lot and suddenly notice that they are a sh/tty person and realize how blinded you were by how much you liked them

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spence*
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December 7, 2013 11:10am UTC

All I think about is clothes I can’t afford and food I want to order.

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spence*
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December 7, 2013 11:05am UTC

I am perfectly fine with having other people sit on my lap but I can’t sit on other people’s laps because I’m always paranoid that I'd crush them and they’d diE

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spence*
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December 1, 2013 12:53pm UTC

parent: *yells at you for 20 minutes*
parent: why are you crying

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spence*
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December 1, 2013 12:49pm UTC

if you unfollow me please send me a message
saying which quote finally did it

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spence*
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December 1, 2013 12:47pm UTC

I wish I could use emoji’s in real life
wait apparently those are called emotions

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spence*
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December 1, 2013 12:44pm UTC

I remember when I was little, I stayed in the bath tub way too long because I wasn’t feeling good, so I fell asleep in the tub (with the water off of course) and when I woke up, I looked at my hands I saw that they were all wrinkled and stuff and I started flippin out because I thought I slept for 60 years

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spence*
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November 26, 2013 12:12pm UTC

LISTEN HERE YOU LITTLE SH/T i love you

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spence*
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November 26, 2013 12:10pm UTC

Today in gym class we were doing major climbing and halfway up this girl freezes and goes “I CAN’T DO IT I CAN’T DO IT”
so some dude yells “MY AUNT SAID DAT AT HER WEDDIN’ BUT SHE MARRIED DAT FINE-A SS DOCTOR AND NOW SHE RICH AS HELL” the girl did it. truly inspiring.

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spence*
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November 23, 2013 1:08pm UTC

people who think i’m attractive:
1.my mom
2.nobody
3.nobody
4.no one

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spence*
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November 23, 2013 1:04pm UTC

Getting ignored literally makes my heart sink to the ground.

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spence*
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November 23, 2013 1:01pm UTC

nothing compares to that feeling when you discover a new book and it just consumes your life and you literally want to eat and breathe this book and when it’s over you think about it for days and days and the idea of reading a new book repulses you because all you can think about is the flawlessness that was the book that you just read.

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spence*
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November 20, 2013 12:53pm UTC

“you only started liking it cause everyone else did”
well yeah
everyone was talking about it
I got curious
I watched it and
I liked it
how is that a bad thing

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spence*
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November 20, 2013 12:47pm UTC

if you’re reading this it means you have an excellent taste for quotes

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