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glitter162*
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November 1, 2013 3:46pm UTC

Where do white girls live?
The White House

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glitter162*
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November 1, 2013 3:41pm UTC

Me: *eats my weight in Halloween candy* Why aren't I skinny yet

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glitter162*
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November 1, 2013 3:38pm UTC

Stereotypical White Girl: *cries* My daddy won't pay for my nose job

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glitter162*
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November 1, 2013 3:36pm UTC

Me: Dad, I'm cold
Dad: Go stand in a corner
Me: Why?
Dad:
Me:
Dad: The corner is 90 degrees.

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glitter162*
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October 26, 2013 7:10pm UTC

Phineas: I know what we're gonna do today!
Ferb:
Ferb: Of course you do, you triangle-headed c*nt. Maybe I wanted to decide what to do today. Did you ever think of that? No. You never think about what I want, you f*cking b*tch. We have the funds to prevent natural disaster and cure cancer, but no, you'd rather f*ck around and build rollercoasters and sh*t. Someday I will end your f*cking life, just you wait and see.

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glitter162*
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October 26, 2013 7:02pm UTC

*grandpa voice* See, back in my day, the bathroom was used for taking a sh*t, not pictures

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glitter162*
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October 26, 2013 6:59pm UTC

*new Justin Bieber album released*
Me: Don't you hear the people sing
Me: Sing the song of angry men

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glitter162*
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October 25, 2013 7:04pm UTC

Mom: What does IDK, ILY, and TTYL mean?
Me: I don't know, I love you, talk to you later.
Mom: Okay, I'll ask your sister

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glitter162*
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October 25, 2013 6:56pm UTC

Neil Armstrong: *travels to moon*
Neil Armstrong: *takes 5 photos*
Me: *went to bathroom*
Me: *takes 37 photos*

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glitter162*
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October 25, 2013 6:53pm UTC

Person: What does the fox-
Me: *swoops in*
Me: *puts hand over mouth*
Me: NO

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