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If I was a cannibal, I'd work
at a tanning salon so I could watch my dinner cook itself.

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If I was a cannibal, I'd work at a tanning salon so I could

83 faves · 1 comments · Aug 28, 2013 5:28pm

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GO2HELL · 1 decade ago
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