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  1. TheCovertComic TheCovertComic
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    September 12, 2020 2:20am UTC
    WTF you, motherWTFer!

  2. * nicocchi * * nicocchi *
    posted a quote
    February 15, 2020 10:38pm UTC

  3. TheCovertComic TheCovertComic
    posted a quote
    March 1, 2019 11:49pm UTC
    WTF, but where W = 'Whither'

  4. whatdoidoo whatdoidoo
    posted a quote
    July 21, 2016 11:18pm UTC
    damn am i lost !!!!!
    what the hell is going on

  5. Dishonored* Dishonored*
    posted a quote
    July 4, 2016 10:07am UTC
    so, I have come to the conclusion that work is making me lose my mind. apparently things I think happened two days ago was last month. I'm so tired. send help.

  6. kinsley kinsley
    posted a quote
    March 10, 2016 11:30am UTC
    I haven't been on here forever.
    I remember my old username, but not my password...
    I looked up my old account and....
    wtf was I thinking. I was like 13 when I posted some of the bullcrap that I did back then. Now I'm 17
    and seriously debating my life choices back then haha
    But seriously you should've seen some of those things...

  7. Wanderess* Wanderess*
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    December 30, 2015 6:52pm UTC
    Some time ago, when I was ignoring you, you were at my feets.
    Now that I love you, it seems like you are thousands of kilometers away.

  8. weirddd weirddd
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    September 8, 2015 8:42pm UTC
    ok but the weirdest feeling ever has got to be knowing someone actually wants you like you want them like wtf

  9. Abbbbby* Abbbbby*
    posted a quote
    August 11, 2015 5:45pm UTC
    I still can't seem to understand why Hollywood chooses white people to play as people of color.

  10. smarterthanyou smarterthanyou
    posted a quote
    May 19, 2015 12:48am UTC
    There are identical twins in my class and the other day they were fighting when suddenly one of them said to the other one “you're ugly !" And the other said “No you're ugly!"

  11. awesomeness...* awesomeness...*
    posted a quote
    May 15, 2015 1:22pm UTC
    Life Problems #3
    When your friends dont laugh at your joke and you just look at them like "wtf wtf wtf wtf wtf, this is funny!!! WTF WTF WTF WTF!!!!!!!!"....

  12. awesomeness...* awesomeness...*
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    May 13, 2015 1:41pm UTC

  13. absent * absent *
    posted a quote
    May 13, 2015 5:13am UTC
    you said we'd be forever
    but where are you now?

  14. Storyofmylife586 Storyofmylife586
    posted a quote
    May 5, 2015 3:20pm UTC
    Why are promposals everywhere????
    Prom is not a wedding , I repeat

  15. Rose :)* Rose :)*
    posted a quote
    March 11, 2015 6:20pm UTC
    Omg i haven't been on Witty for like a year. I don't even know what happened suddenly i just wan't going on it.. Tbh i couldn't even remember the website URL.. I feel like such a terrible wittian.

  16. 1mrsseguin9 1mrsseguin9
    posted a quote
    February 14, 2015 11:30am UTC
    The first year I'm not single on Valentines Day and my boyfriend is ditching me to hang out with his best friend...

  17. *nerium* *nerium*
    posted a quote
    February 3, 2015 6:26pm UTC
    I feel like my emotions can run through tides of red. I am wrong, I know. But I can pretend, and I can be distracted by false relief.

  18. Lucy* Lucy*
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    January 19, 2015 5:31pm UTC
    Wow. I woke up at like 5 PM today. So proud of myself
    -slowly claps-

  19. yourcool yourcool
    posted a quote
    January 17, 2015 12:30am UTC
    kissing someone you've been wanting
    or waiting to kiss for such a long time is the most satisfying feeling ever

  20. Gpc11 Gpc11
    posted a quote
    January 8, 2015 11:24pm UTC
    *Girl hands me note*"Do you like me?(Yes) or (No)" Me:...uhhh...*Circles or*


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