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1. 100
   posted a quote
   August 25, 2014 3:39am UTC
   Why do the bugs in the Lion King look so damn tasty?
   
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2. glitter162*
   posted a quote
   August 28, 2013 5:28pm UTC
   If I was a cannibal, I'd work
   at a tanning salon so I could watch my dinner cook itself.
   
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3. burning*
   posted a quote
   May 28, 2013 11:42pm UTC
   People are like Oreos, the good stuff is on the
   Inside.
   
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4. niCol22
   posted a quote
   May 17, 2013 3:45pm UTC
   Food is always tastier
   at night.
   kidding I love food every hour.
   
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5. Vanessa15*
   posted a quote
   May 9, 2013 5:25am UTC
   FOOD. it cheers me up. ^-^
   
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6. Charlie*
   posted a quote
   April 26, 2013 2:25pm UTC
   Cake is tasty
   Cake
   Cak
   Ca
   C
   Ch
   Cha
   Char
   Charl
   Charlo
   Charlot
   Charlott
   Charlotte
   I'm tasty
   
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7. Charlie*
   posted a quote
   April 26, 2013 10:26am UTC
   I'm going to eat:
   PIZZAAAAAAA
   
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8. beautifulsmiles
   posted a quote
   March 16, 2013 7:27pm UTC
   Slightly stale Doritos® aren't too shabby.
   
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9. PhenomoNiall
   posted a quote
   March 11, 2013 1:38pm UTC
   MELON.
   
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