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dream_outloud

Status: Dream on <3

Member Since: 27 Jun 2013 11:56am

Last Seen: 22 Dec 2013 10:19pm

Location: A Castle... on a cloud :)

Gender: F

user id: 364412

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Hey Gorgeous <3
This is my second Witty account:)
Please follow
and check out my stuff:) 
"Life is short  
break the RULES
FORGIVE quickly,
KISS slowly,
LOVE untruly,
LAUGH uncontrollably
and NEVER REGRET 
anything that made
you SMILE."
  1. dream_outloud dream_outloud
    posted a quote
    July 30, 2013 6:17pm UTC
    *Sister and Mom having intense conversation about Jesus Christ*
    Sister: I still don't understand how Virgin Mary was a virgin, if she had Jesus.
    Mom:
    Sister:
    Mom: Maybe she was stoned.
    Sister: For nine months?
    Me: So the mother of Jesus was on drugs when she had Jesus?
    Me: That doesn't seem right.
    *we are not christians* *true story*

  2. dream_outloud dream_outloud
    posted a quote
    July 30, 2013 6:05pm UTC
    Looking down at my steps, one foot in front of the other, walking home.
    "Hey, Liza. Wait up!" I hear my name from behind me, my heart racing at the familiar voice. Slowly turning,
    I see his face a few meters in front of me, perfect hair flopping over his face as he jogged toward me.
    "Um... Hey, Matt. What's up?" I laugh lightly, twisting my fingers around the strap of my backpack. He grins,
    and slows in front of me. "Uh... Hi." He says. My heart hammers in my chest, toes twitching violently in my sneakers. I smile in
    return, too nervous to say anything. Why are you talking to me? Me? You don't even like me. I wanted to scream, but I
    only bit my bottom lip, waiting for him to continue. "I just wanted tosay that I'm sorry for not telling you before or anything, and now the
    years over and I just..." He pauses, looking down at his beaten up converse. Letting out a frustrated sigh, he runs
    his fingers through his hair. Let me help you, a voice inside of me whines. "Just say it." I say, softly trying a smile. My mind races with
    all of the possibilities that he could finish that sentence with. "Okay." He lets out a feep breath, breaking me out of my thoughts.
    "Eliza, I really like you. I wanted to tell you, but I thought that you thought that I was a jerk, and was kinda freaking out so I didn't
    want to tell you during the year, because that would have made it awkward, so I waited until the end, but now I'm thinking
    thats kinda stupid, cause, if you like me, and I really don't know if you do, but I really hope you do..." He rambles, trailing off, playing with his fingers. I smile, trying to hide excitement, my grin stretching wide across my face, probably making me look like an idiot.
    But that was the last thought I had. Holy crap. What. Freaking pinch me. He likes me?!
    Thoughts running through my head, my heart racing. I couldn't think. I lost control over myself, so nervous and happy, I trusted
    my instict. Squeezing his hand, I find his eyes on mine. He looks at me. Really looks at me. He gazes into my eyes, the
    dull borning brown eyes, and makes me feel confident. "I really hope I do too." I slowly inch forward, releasing my hand from his, placing
    it on his shoulders. He smiles, a real smile, a smile that makes my heart beat a million times faster. A smile that makes
    me so warm and happy inside. A smile that makes me feel like I can't mess this moment up. A real, beautiful smile.
    He bends his neck, just a little, placing his hands on my waist. "I really like you." He repeats, whispering. I don't trust myself
    to speak. He smiles one more time,and squeezes his hands. I give in.
    "Just kiss me, damnit." I whisper.
    E x c e r t 1 ; d r e a m _ o u t l o u d

  3. dream_outloud dream_outloud
    posted a quote
    July 30, 2013 10:34am UTC
    *my family walking on a street in Switzerland, meeting this really nice guy and engaging in a civilized
    conversation about the country*
    Mom: *in sassy condosending tone* So what do you do here? Are you, like, a farmer?
    Man: I'm an orthopedic surgen.
    Mom:
    Man:
    Me:
    Trees:
    Cows:
    Barney:
    Jesus:
    Mom: Oh.

  4. dream_outloud dream_outloud
    posted a quote
    July 30, 2013 10:18am UTC
    You've got me hypnotized.
    I'm certainly mesmerised
    I thought I was wise
    T i l l I g a z e d i n y o u r b e a u t i f u l e y e s .

  5. dream_outloud dream_outloud
    posted a quote
    July 30, 2013 10:01am UTC
    Patient: Doctor, doctor. How much time do I have left to live?
    Doctor: Ten.
    Patient: Years?
    Doctor:
    Patient:
    Doctor: Nine.

  6. dream_outloud dream_outloud
    posted a quote
    July 16, 2013 9:55pm UTC
    RIP Talia... you were incredible and an amazing inspiration, beautiful, funny, and an amazing role model who battled something incredibly tough. Sometimes, even the strong dont survive.
    Just keep swimming... 💗💗

  7. dream_outloud dream_outloud
    posted a quote
    July 16, 2013 10:07am UTC
    One of my favorite things about Witty is that when you sign in incorrectly, it tells you whether you got your username or password wrong.
    Steve, you're spoiling us.

  8. dream_outloud dream_outloud
    posted a quote
    July 16, 2013 9:12am UTC
    OOHHH MY GOD. MY QUOTE WAS ON THE 15TH PAGE OF TOP QUOTES. THAT IS THE BIGGEST THING I HAVE EVER ACCOMPLISHED. HOLY F//UCK. THANK YOU.

  9. dream_outloud dream_outloud
    posted a quote
    July 16, 2013 9:04am UTC
    reading all these quotes about getting in relationships and cute moments between a guy and a girl and just thinking about him, hoping it'll be like that 💚

  10. dream_outloud dream_outloud
    posted a quote
    July 15, 2013 8:24pm UTC
    Okay so my sister just graduated high school this year, and both of us were/are in this super smarty competitve district (yup im screwed), and soon after her school got over, she found out that a kid who was a year older than her, that she knew of, like recognized, transfered to her school because he attempted murder at his old school, and was put in juvy short period of time, and this school district was recommended to him. So apparently he dropped out towards the end of senior year, at my sisters school, and she was notified, through Twitter, that a few weeks after school got over, he was arrested, again, for container illegal drugs in his body and in his possesion. My sister, going to college for bioengineering, a perfectly average child, went to a school with someone, knew someone, who attempted murder. After she had an mini outburst, my mom was like, "Well, it's not like he got away with murder. He just attempted it." My sister was stunned silent for a second, before shrugging and saying, "Yeah, well, I'm done with that place." She then got up and started to walk away, before looking me dead in the eye and saying, "Have fun, sweetheart."
    And here everyone, behold.
    The marvelous 21st century.
    This story is 100% true. No joke.

  11. dream_outloud dream_outloud
    posted a quote
    July 15, 2013 10:44am UTC
    "Witty is more fun with friends. Tell your friends about Witty profiles."
    HAHA no.
    If I did that, I would have no friends left.
    Oh, who am I kidding. I have no friends. Thats why I came on Witty in the first place.

  12. dream_outloud dream_outloud
    posted a quote
    July 1, 2013 8:40am UTC
    Person 1: Excuse me, you just threw this brick through my window.
    Person 2: What the h.ell man? Your window chipped my brick!
    Person 2: Nevermind. It's okay.
    Person 2: You're off the hook this time, buddy.
    How to get away with pretty much anything.
    *Nmq*

  13. dream_outloud dream_outloud
    posted a quote
    July 1, 2013 8:35am UTC
    "This would be a man who loves going to work
    and doesn't dread it the night before.
    Upon entering Magic Kingdom,one of the security
    guards said to the girl,
    "Excuse me Princess, can I have your autograph?"
    I could see the book was filled with childrens
    scribbles as the guard asked the same
    question of many little Princesses. The little girl
    could not get over the fact that
    the guard thought she was a real Princess."
    True Story.

  14. dream_outloud dream_outloud
    posted a quote
    July 1, 2013 8:27am UTC
    So yeah, just got 26 new notifications.
    Pretty much just made my entire life. Thanks, Witty. Love you:)

  15. dream_outloud dream_outloud
    posted a quote
    June 30, 2013 9:11am UTC
    Live like Spongebob.
    Laugh all day without any reason, and annoy all of the mean people with your happiness.

  16. dream_outloud dream_outloud
    posted a quote
    June 30, 2013 9:04am UTC
    People say you can't live with out
    love
    I think
    oxygen
    is a little more important.
    I could be wrong.

  17. dream_outloud dream_outloud
    posted a quote
    June 30, 2013 8:50am UTC
    What's the differenc between school and life?
    In school, you're taught a lesson and then given a test. In life, you're given a test that teaches you a lesson.
    ~Tom Bodett

  18. dream_outloud dream_outloud
    posted a quote
    June 30, 2013 8:42am UTC
    the best artwork comes from the margins of your notebook, when you're bored during class.

  19. dream_outloud dream_outloud
    posted a quote
    June 28, 2013 2:34pm UTC
    My alarm clock is
    just jealous of the
    relationship I have
    with my bed.
    It tries to break us up every morning.

  20. dream_outloud dream_outloud
    posted a quote
    June 28, 2013 2:27pm UTC
    If you were a dinosaur,
    you'd be b//itch-a-wh///oreous.
    NMQ
    :)

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